Burglars Steal $2 Mil in Jewelry From Paris Hilton's Home

What?! I thought she said I could borrow it.

Why would someone with all that expensive jewelry not have a hidden safe?? Smart move!

If I were Paris I'd throw away all my undies. Those guys probably tried a bunch of them on....

J

HAHAHA!!!

Karmas a bitch aint it?!

I dunno know it its true cuz i read it in star last week... lol but i heard dat from time to time or back in da day Paris would lift clothes, shoes whatever or have her bodyguards take it if she wanted it....

Well that's what she gets. Who leaves the doors unlocked in a mansion like that? Dumb skank.

I SWEAR SHE HAS THE BRAINS OF A SNAIL..WHY O WHY WOULD YOU NOT LOCK THE EFFIN DOOR? ALSO BANK DEPOSIT BOX FOR THE BLINK...SHE IS AN ANAL WART

They should have burned the house down when they left to kill all the herp bugs

stop being so mean you guys...no matter what you think of Paris Hilton, it's still really f-ed up that someone would steal sooo much from someone elses house. Imagine if you were gone and some creep was walking around in your house. Who knows what he did in there. Luckily she wasnt home

stella if she was home she would have gave him a blowjob!

no alarm? fuckin retard

what an ignorant douche bag! She deserves all the bad karma she has dished out over the years.

LOOOK AT THE PICTUR ETHEY HAVE OF HER..
WHAT IS UP WITH HER EYES?

ONE LOOKS EAST THE OTHER LOOKS WEST..

LAZY EYE

Case Solved: It was unemployed loser Lindsay Lohan breaking in to Casa de Paris

In addition to stealing the jewelery, she sprayed itching powder in the undies.

She left the door open because she's a stupid slut. She feels safe enough to leave the doors open, which is stupid. Wake up before something really bad happens.

Aaaawwwww!! This is the funniest joke of the year! Just too good to be true!

I think Paris set this up to get more attention she was not getting enuff Press wit all the Press she has been getting

This is Karma for makeing fun of Lindz Lohan Paris makes a Joke out of everyone now the Joke is on her Read it and weep Paris Like after Jail you were gonna go out and do some good well guess what this is what happenes to People who lie their a s s off Paris you deserve this and worse I wish he would have burned your house Down

how stupid do you have to be to keep your doors unlocked? maybe now she'll learn to keep the doors locked.

People,
If this is a true story, with that big of a mansion, she has housekeepers. One of them could have left the door opened but I say it's the hawk-nose blondie with no brains who did it.
Stella,
You're on the wrong board.

11:37 Anon:

You're a real rocket scientist, you know that?

F'in retard.

Here's my theory: Benji madden tipped off one of the hoodlum who hang around his store. This is how they knew what door to go to and where the jewels were.

skippy thats kind of funny, but i bet you they went over benjis head and acted alone.

Or maybe it was that new BFF of hers that set it up. I cant trust her. That comb stickin out of her head makes her look gangsta !

I think her new bff set her up, Paris prolly lets her come to her home and hang out. I'm sure her bff called someone to tell them they would be hanging out all night till 5:am, so bff leaves the door unlocked to get a cut in the robbery! Whatcha think???

They would have stolen her shoes but they didn't have a truck that big.

Here's my theory- Brandon Davis is broke so he robs P, who gets rid of two million in old jewelry and collects on insurance which makes everyone happy.

6:09 They would have stolen her shoes but they didn't have a truck that big.

...LOL!

I WOULD BET LOHAN OR BENJI KNOWS WHATS UP.