Britney and Paris are no doubt passed out from too much alcohol and/or drugs. Asleep my ass!

FUCK THIS SHIT!!!!
WHERE THE FUCK IS LUTFI????

This article is about as boring as the rest of this site. Now your stalking Britney's doctor. Get a life you losers!

Shitney looks like a fat slut hoe and paris looks like a fat skeleton skank.

Paris looks fucked up. what a blob.

THIS SUCKS

www.myspace.com/bloodshoteyezz

J Lo is HOT!

J Lo is hotter then all of them.

This article is about as boring as the rest of this site. Now your stalking Britney's doctor. Get a life you losers!

Slow day, huh???

I like to pull on my thingy when I see pictures of Britney.

God, how old are these pics? When was the last time Britney was blonde or looked that good? Kind of dumb to be posting a pic of her at this point anyway. Keanu and Brad look normal, well, at least you know they are not hung over!

God, how old are these pics? When was the last time Britney was blonde or looked that good? Kind of dumb to be posting a pic of her at this point anyway. Keanu and Brad look normal, well, at least you know they are not hung over!

Paris looks like a washed up skank and shitney looks like a fat elephant hippo.

what?

Shitney looks like a fat monkey and paris looks like a fat slut hoe.

Why is Paris' face so pale compared to the rest of her skin??

oh and papa spears...no more playing with Paris,Lilo and the bunch either for Brit!

oh and papa spears...no more playing with Paris,Lilo and the bunch either for Brit!

oh and papa spears...no more playing with Paris,Lilo and the bunch either for Brit!

It's a slow day when your paid buttboy Sam Lutfi is out of Brit's life huh?

Some of these people just look like they're blinking.
This is not news.
I won't post here again.

x17, you ask stupid questions, post old pics and write conjecture and untruths just to get a posting reaction from readers so you can keep your advertisers.

It's a slow day when your paid buttboy Sam Lutfi is out of Brit's life huh?

Some of these people just look like they're blinking.
This is not news.
I won't post here again.

x17, you ask stupid questions, post old pics and write conjecture and untruths just to get a posting reaction from readers so you can keep your advertisers.

I am so glad I came here. Screw TMZ. This is where the REAL stories are. This is THE SOURCE!

Impressive. Stars looking sleepy. I'm still reeling from the amazing photos.

UH OH
TMZ has learned tomorrow is shaping up to be an all-out war in the Britney Spears conservatorship case. Sources say lawyers for Britney will try to convince the Commissioner that Britney "feels hatred" toward her dad, doesn't trust him and wants him removed as co-conservator.

paris looks hammered!

Iz P P not at the PartY...

Iz P P not at the PartY...

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i miss britney lol

Jealous? Paris is a hottie. I love her. I saw her profile on millionaire dating site W e a l t h yR o m a n c e.com last week. It seems she is seeking true love on that site now.

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