Am I first?!

To bad Lilo Paris stoled you sunshine!!!!!
Maybe she can give you tips on how to take a poo in the pokey and how not to drop the soapy...

Paris is an angel with that smile.

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Celebrity Fiction with Britney, Paris, Lindsay and many others. Wild Hollywood Sex.

To bad Lilo Paris stoled you sunshine!!!!!
Maybe she can give you tips on how to take a poo in the pokey and how not to drop the soapy...

paris is a DUMB FAKE BITCH!!!!!

hahahaha

naaaaaah!! just give us Britney!!

she look like grandma!!!!!!!!!!u.s.a you all blind!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lindsays worse than a fucking child! Attention whore...no just a whore all around

Paris is really pretty! I love her smile!

Whatever! Paris is boring. Lindsay has a precious gift called talent. And shes way hotter than Paris and her rat nose.

lately lindsays been looking kinda pretty
paris is trying to be all wholesome and good girl now
brit is tryin to get her career on track but has so many family issues and cant dress lol. i like her but damnn.
and nicole is preggers.

wow. that sums it upp

paris is rough

Paris reminds me of my Grandma. She always had her old lady pocketbook with her even when she went to the next door neighbor's. hahahaha The dress reminds me of my Grandma too. Thank you Paris.

Paris has a beautiful sense of style. Her summer dress, sunglasses, shoes, and purse match perfectly.

Ugh. Creepy and Creepier.

we want britney
BRITNEY

Paris is still a child.
It always weirded me out that she wasn't ashamed at the way she was being catty to a girl six years younger than her. It just paves the way for 'old girl' jokes. Grow up, Paris...Lindsay has everything you could ever want and more.

Check out http://www.notsosimplelife.tv for news, videos and photos on Paris!

6:00 wow good point almost forgot Paris was like 25, 26? sheesh shes too old for this childish stuff.

Fuck these bitches we wants our Brit-Brit!!

haha
Paris is... well Paris.
She will be back to her old ways sooner or later.

Lindsay on the other hand... she's actually talented. I honestly think she can get her career back if she works for it.

Bottom line,
Paris, Lindsay, Britney...
Lindsay will be the one that moves on.
The other two... they will just stay the same.

Geez, the cameraman shuts canal water and taking video!

Poster 7:03pm - if you meant to say "sucks" canal water, I agree! LMAO!

Poster 7:03pm - if you meant to say "sucks" canal water, I agree! LMAO!

parASS , Britney ... Lindsey ... the Simpson sluts ZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzz !

These skanks must pay this site cash $$$

Brian, i'm in and ouot of outpatient treatment (drugs, mess, detox--workout to lose weight, etc)but my guy friend(who likes u , hot)andI are coming to see you on July 27 in California!!! I love you! It'll be my rehab treat. I love you!!!!!!

actually I really don't have any real friends but he's dropping me off on promise that I complete treatment!!I also need to be less of a mess and detox but see ya~~Something to look forward to. And ONLY for YOU!!! I don't want to see the others. Thank you. KISSES!!

I'm only allowed here for a few minutes but please don't hurt yourself. You =only person I have come close to loving. I don't love myself even. You suicide=me suicide. Got it?! MUAH. Have sweet dreams. You are so lonely, as am I but I'm unhealthy and need to get better before I come to the show.

Considering that these girls are your bread and butter, X17, I don't think you should be making fun of either of them.

I really laughed though when they showed Parisite at the beginning of the video preening away in the glass like always. Did anyone believe her when she said "I never looked at myself in the mirror when I was in prison". LMFAO!!! As if, the girl is compulsively narcicisstic - she couldn't stop if she tried. At least Lilo has true talent as an actress and singer. 10 years from now when Parisite is a shrivelled old hag she won't be stealing anybody's limelight...

I love you more than anyone or anything. You are a genius that is so lonely. yo uhave taught me so much and I've grown up the past year. See ya soon soul mate. Wish me luck and don't hurt me. I'm already hurt. =)MUAH!

Lilo go play with you Barbies with your sister. YOu can re enact your wild nights!!!

Yeah, but when Paris preens she looks HOT!

That's so funny. Lindsay is looking over at paris's pad mad she's not getting all the attention.

That's gotta suck- Paris is next door to Linds, but all of the cameras are pointed at Paris until she leaves. HAHAHAHA! I like both but it's still pretty funny. Planned?

Must be fulfilling being a paparatzzi photographer leeching their way around making money out of photos and videos of insignificant people.

What are Nikki Hilton and Kevin Connolly doing at the same party??? Where's David K???? Nikki sure has been looking grungy and unhappy lately.

It's funny that David Arquette is growing up and acting all angry about the crowds now.

Where's Stavros these days??? Can Paris leave the country???

Paris is renting. Lindsay is mooching. David Arquette is living off Courteney' money.

Two guys in long sleeves: Jared Leto (leather jacket) and Overbite.

I like the new Paris so much better. She is much more friendly. Or maybe I just never really gave her a chance, But the new Paris seems more human somehow.

Paris isn't allowed to be at the beach when Lindsay is in attendance and vice versa?

at least paris knows how to behave herself other than lindsay who probably there high on coke....paris must've missed her time on the beach instead of watching the ceiling in the jail she was! lol i present you Dumb and dumber!!

you all need to grow up. the people typing these messages must be between the ages of 10 - 12 yrs. because they can't type, spell, and they have no taste when it comes to fashion. Britany needs to go have another mental breakdown and go shave her head, and lindsay needs to go crawl in a hole b/c nobody likes looking at her nasty ass anyway. they are both a bunch of bitches. Paris is still young and the way i see it she is awesome and Lindsay is just jealous that she will never look like her and never have a career like she does!!!!!!!!!!! So go to hell
You go Paris THAT'S HOTT BITCHES.

This all looks like so much fun and it just goes to show that Linds and Paris,and everbody else, seem to get along well enough.
It's the stupid tabloids that always blow things way out of proportion.

Exactly.Why on earth are some posters arguing when the people involved all seem to get along. Total waste of time.

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Just wondering will the paparazzi hang out in front of their houses all summer long?

If so they won't have much privacy if they want to take a dip in the ocean or a walk along the beach. That would suck.

Paris is like a gallon of water.

Lindsay is like a gallon of vinegar.

If they are thrown against each other and they burst, guess what sound it makes? DOUCHE!

Yeah, that's right, I said it, people.

Oh, and while I'm at it, both those bitches should probably invest in the above mentioned douches.

Go suck an egg ,Hater.

we want...Britney! Britney! Britney!

LMFAO@Lilos face!!!!!!

David Katzenberg is there too, he's in the water.
Most California beaches are considered public property,so yes, the paps cannot be made to leave.
But they have to keep a certain distance from the houses.
Should be an interesting summer LOL.

umm yeah so where's BRITNEY??

Blah, Blah, Blah... waterline plus 25 feet inland, but blah, blah, blah public access points 20 feet wide, which has a sign blah, blah, blah.

Blah, blah, blah can be made to leave for disturbing the peace or acting as a peeping "Tom."

See Nice pdf... (.gov) below.

www.coastal.ca.gov/access/BroadBeachCoastalAccess.pdf

This access guide is excellent, but I have the oldie.

www.coastal.ca.gov/access/accessguide.html

Mooooorrrrrreeee stuff...

www.coastal.ca.gov/pubs.html

Lindsay looks like she is about 6 years old and someone told her she couldn't ride on her pony.

Grow up you idiot!

Sometimes I think I know which days Britney has the kids, but then sometimes I don't think I know.

However I positively think I know what I know.

In summary, one thing is for sure... you can't find out from this comment.

LOL. Look at her standing on that deck. I think she looks so funny.

Darling, I got to tell you something
And I don't say this to everybody
You look marvelous
Absolutely marvelous

We want AVRIL!!!
Where's the MOTHERFUCKING PRINCESS???
Fuck these ckicks we want AVRIL!!!

According to a study released today, men talk just as much as women — on average 16,000 words in a day.

How many words did "you know who" speak in jail?

According to Mehl, men in the study tended to talk more about technology and sports, while women talked more about their relationships. RRRRRRR!

According to a study released today, men suck just as much cock as women-on average 16,000 times in a year.

How many cocks did "you know who" suck in jail?

RRRRRRRRR!

Hi Paris

julietteandthelicks.com

What empty lives both celebs/socialites and the paps have.

Hot kiss won't you tell me what you miss boy
Blind love you got me spinning like a wind up toy
Hot kiss won't you tell me what you miss boy
Blind love you got me spinning like a wind up toy

Hot hot hot love, hot hot hot love
Hot kiss, hot kiss, hot kiss won't you tell me what you miss boy

bitch go back to prison and stay locked or away pleeease

linsey would be cute but i just cant past all those freckles thats just gross..her sister and brother have them too yuk. so paris is way hotter

Lindsay was already 3 hours there and Paris just arrived. So THAT'S WHY the paps concentrated on Paris.

LINDSAY YOUR TOO WHITE AND CRUSTY TO HANGOUT ON THE BEACH.

I'm not sure who's more stupid - Lindsay, Paris, or me for looking at this stupid fucking website every day. I'm pretty sure it's me.

thats hot !

lol did anyone notice JC Chasez in the video??

I take back my previous posts.

Just heard Lindsey fucked her best friend's man whore at this party. Some friend.

Paris rises above.

LINDSAY IS FAT. PARIS IS NOT. LINDSAY HAS NASTY FRECKLES EVERYWHERE AND HER STOMACH IS GROSS. PARIS HAS FLAWLESS SKIN. LINDSAY IS A JUNKIE. PARIS IS NOT.

Paris rules, Lindsay drools! You are all fools.

LINDSAY IS OLD LOOKING. PARIS LOOKS HER AGE AT LEAST. LOHAN NEEDS TO STEP AWAY FROM REHAB AND INSTEAD OF HANGING OUT WITH THESE CHEESEBALL LOSERS..SHE NEEDS TO GET HERSELF A MAJOR FACIAL. SHE LOOKS LIKE HER NASTY MOTHER. NOT A GOOD THING.

Linz -
If you read this, please contact me. I want to see you and your brother and sister.

lindsay is gross and old.

Her Mom is gross. Authorities should take those kids away from her. Britney's Mom and Lindsay's Mom should move into a trailer park together with Eminem's Mom. Who do they think they are?

someone tell me why lindsay looks like she's 45? I mean...she's only 21. She should be young and supple looking. Not greasy and wrinkly..?

Lindsay -
I got to know; is there any hope for you and me? Look me up on my space.

someone tell me why lindsay looks like she's 45? I mean...she's only 21. She should be young and supple looking. Not greasy and wrinkly..?

haha @ anon 7:01 Eminem's mom...classic. AND AGREED. TRAILER TRASH. ALL OF THEM.

I heard Lohan is jealous of Alba..because Alba does not need to have her saggy boobs bouncin everywhere and load up on the makeup to look gorgeous. Lohan's jealous of her skinny, flawless body and skin ;) sorry lohan - you're old lookin' and UGLY as SIN...GET LIPO YOU FAT ASS.

LiLo exudes freshness and fun, where are paris' friends? HI, take my picture, I wont share the flash with anyone.

They are both beautiful girls. Stop dissing them.

Give me a break. They are as beautiful as money can buy.

lohan looks mroe and more the part of a stripper every time I see her..from those disgusting boobs of hers..to her nasty bleach blonde hair and her grey/pale/freckly skin..she's pure trailer trash.

X17...where are you "exclusive" photos of Britney going home to her mamA'S house on the 4th? They are such a happy family.

LINDSAY BELONGS IN THE PLAYBOY MANSION - SHE LOOKS LIKE A PLAYMATE WITH THOSE NASTY SAGGY BOOBS OF HERS..WHAT A SHAME. SHE GOT HIT W/ THE UGLY STICK - THAT'S FOR SURE..

Who is Lauren Hastings?

Oh Lauren, you are the chick who clothes Lindsay stole. My apologies. Prosecute that bitch, man.

On the other hand, were you ever intimate with Lindsay?

Yeah, is Lindsay really a lesbo?

PARIS IS DEVIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

PARIS IS DEVIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

lindsay shouldn't b jealous. she's hotter than paris n e ways. paris is old leave the young girls alone!

no, NEVER INTIMATE WITH A JUNKIE. SHE HAS DISEASES- TRUST ME. AND THOSE SAGGY BOOBS ARE REAL. OBVIOUSLY. THIS GIRL IS STRAIGHT UP TRASH. AND UGLY. OBVIOUSLY :)

paris may be older - but she's NOT older looking than nasty OLD LOHAN. Who looks to be pushing 45. nasty junkie.

Oh, cmon LH, don't you party. I do. Let's party together some time.

Who is in that police chase is Santa Ana? I heard it was a celeb.

ya, I party harty. YES will do! OF COURSE.

prolly LOHAN running away from her god awful like.

Since her bit in stir, Paris is chiselling her way into the media.
Her "in your face" act at Lind's party shows an almost frantic desperation to not be forgotten.
Well, if none of her ventures pan out, at least she has enough cush for her glad rags.
P.S. both should go climb up on their thumbs

Since her bit in stir, Paris is chiselling her way back into the media.
The "in your face" stunt at Lind's party shows a frantic desperation not to be forgotten...
Well, if none of her ventures pans out, at least she has enough cush for her glad rags...actually both girls should go climb up on their thumbs.....:)

What morons these girls are.

Lindsay is going to have a really hard time staying sober in that environment. Who needs it! Life is great, and you miss too much of it in the party scene. She'll never be taken seriously in the business if she doesn't abandon her high profile partying ways.

Paris -- not a damn thing has changed. Look at her posing and playing to the cameras. I can't say I'm surprised, though. I never bought it.

ewwww i fuckin hate paris....wtf is she famous anyways, her only talents is to spend money:P

And we're all idiots for looking at this website and caring of Paris and Lindsay.

No matter how much we criticize them, we're still pathetic for talking trash about them, cause I dont think it will change anything.

But anyhow, Lindsay is way better than Paris. She may be a wild child, but she has a talent.

Talentwise, Lindsay hands down is better. In acting, she has the talent...unless Paris's debut movie 'One Night in Paris' counts..hahahhaa

Musicwise, Lindsay wins again. Paris' CD was bleh. It didn't sound like her, because it was mostly edited.

Beauty-wise, in my POV, Lindsay is more gorgeous, except her freckles. Paris has flawless skin, but her face is not as attractive.

Now Personality-wise...they're party girls whose wild & crazy..so neither.

Paris!!!! So sweet! Wonderful!

LAUREN HASTINGS IS A JEALOUS CU NT WHO ONLY WISHES SHE WERE AS FAMOUS AS ME

what's wrong with having freckles? Is that considered ugly? I have them also and these comments are rude

funny thing is paris has freckles too, and paris looks gross with freckles

Haha! That´s too good to be true ;)

Now...did anyone believe that Paris would change?? COME ON!

I love Lohan, she's classic. At least she has some talent, unlike Paris. And at least she's taking rehab seriously & not complaining like Paris did with jer JAIL sentence. Paris needs to grow up. There are people her age that have jobs, kids, and are married. So down with Paris! Go Lilo!