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Free Paris!

...Perfume, that is! Yes, the air at Kitson was heavy with the hotel heiress' scent on Saturday afternoon as the lovely Ms. Hilton stopped by to promote her new fragrance. She also made a few teenage admirers very happy as she generously gave them some free bottles as gifts. We certainly don't think that stinks!

With PR like that behind it, we nose - er, know - Paris' perfume is going to be a success!

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October 29, 2007 8:55 AM

Posted by: Don't give the bitch a dollar!!!

Paris is a nasty racist whore!

October 29, 2007 8:55 AM

Posted by: gia

yeah cool..
http://www.mactanque.com

October 29, 2007 8:58 AM

Posted by: Anonymous

CUNT!

October 29, 2007 9:03 AM

Posted by: Bitch is covered in bloody blisters!

She should be trying to come up with a cure for herpes!

October 29, 2007 9:04 AM

Posted by: Anonymous

Google Paris and n word and see what you get!

October 29, 2007 9:20 AM

Posted by: Anonymous

Paris is a classless tramp, who'd want to smell like that??

October 29, 2007 9:33 AM

Posted by: Al Waysright

PARENTAL ADVISORY

I sincerely believe that Paris would make even more money if they called her perfume "Sexy Slut" or "Whore-Girl."

ALL GIRLS secretly want to think of themselves as WHORES OR SLUTS at various times.

The novelty of one of these "edgier" perfume names would draw hoards of curious women to the store to buy it.

Just keepin' it real.

October 29, 2007 9:34 AM

Posted by: Al Waysright

PARENTAL ADVISORY

I sincerely believe that Paris would make even more money if they called her perfume "Sexy Slut" or "Whore-Girl."

ALL GIRLS secretly want to think of themselves as WHORES OR SLUTS at various times.

The novelty of one of these "edgier" perfume names would draw hoards of curious women to the store to buy it.

Just keepin' it real.

October 29, 2007 10:05 AM

Posted by: paris is a loser

When is this dumb bitch going to realize no one cares about her? Why won't she just disappear into the void where useless tw#ts go after they bore everyone to death for too long? Do you think she is starting to realize how hated she is?

October 29, 2007 10:55 AM

Posted by: go away parasite

Paris is a loser who is too stupid to see her 15 minutes are up.

October 29, 2007 11:36 AM

Posted by: anonymous

whore!

October 29, 2007 11:43 AM

Posted by: hahahahahahahahahahahaha

Toronto Fights Ebola
LOVE my home town. We fought valiantly against SARS. And we are fighting valiantly again against another deadly virus: Paris Hilton. Otherwise known as Hollywood Ebola who has been in Toronto shooting her piece of shit for a movie. Last week she hosted a party at The Guvernment. The way I hear it though, no one cared she was there, and her reception was so decidedly lacklustre that owners and the local paps had to “engineer” a frenzied arrival and exit to make it appear as though the Toronto club scene actually gave a rat’s ass.

And then there’s the porn shoppe, now forever known as the best porn shoppe in the city. Because this fine downtown establishment had One Night in Paris posters blazed across the storefront, using Paris and her black hole vagina to peddle their smut – a perfect pitch person for porn, non?

Unbelievably, Ebola took exception to the shoppe’s advertisement strategy and allegedly stormed the store on Wednesday in disguise, demanding that the owners take down her porny pics and warning of a lawsuit if they didn’t comply.

Ebola threatens Canadian entrepreneurs! Ebola vs Canadian business!

“You guys can't use my image in a porn store. I'm going to call my lawyer and sue the (expletive) out of this place. I really want them down because they're mean and this is not right. I'm really serious, this is disgusting. And I want the other ones too or I'm calling the (expletive) cops."

She then proceeded to damage store property by tearing down her pornographic artwork and ripping the posters to shreds before leaving in a snit.

Half an hour later, a man identifying himself as her manager walked in and begged for discretion, requesting that the owners keep the incident discreet or risk a lawsuit for defamation of character.

But how can you defame Paris’s character any more than she’s defamed it herself?

Of course the store owners did the right thing and contacted CTV News.

Besides, how can she object to a sex video from which she saw a LARGE SHARE of the profits???

Furthermore, if she is really so hellbent on selling a reformed image, why go out at Halloween looking like this?

It’s Paris the coked out waitress trick or treating with her cooch on a platter. Turn around and check out that ass. Ebola would rather show it off in Hollywood than help others in Rwanda.

A blessing for Africa – she’s not coming.

October 29, 2007 11:51 AM

Posted by: And_LV

11:43 If you will write much-you will erase fingers...

October 29, 2007 1:14 PM

Posted by: aneursym

love paris. how many other celebrities do you see being so gracious to their fans? i'll answer for you: none. long live paris!

October 29, 2007 1:31 PM

Posted by: Ruk Cader

Paris is a real sweetheart to all her fans! She's one of the MOST BEAUTIFUL Girl on the planet!! Mauritius loves your Paris!!!!!!

October 29, 2007 1:32 PM

Posted by: Anonymous