« Fergie's Big New Year's Bash! | Main | Who's Got Tix To The Hottest Party In Town? »

In Her Dreams!

Paris Hilton georgedatingparis.jpg

Life & Style is reporting that Paris Hilton is getting extra-cozy with a silver fox...none other than George Clooney!

According to a near-blind source, Paris and the former Sexiest Man Alive had an "intimate" date at the Whiskey Bar last month before hooking up at Dan Tana's for a dinner party that included Paris' BFF and Ridley Scott!

It's not like George is known for dating rocket scientists or anything, but we're extremely skeptical.

Now, even though we already know the answer to this, we just gotta ask...do ya think this is for real?



Sorry, Paris, like the title says, in your dreams!

SEE MORE:
  >   Paris And Her Prince Charming Head Home To Hollywood - Sep 14, 2009
  >   Paris And Doug Go Deutsch! - Sep 11, 2009
  >   Paris To Be In Dictionary Of Quotations! - Sep 10, 2009
  >   Paris Steps Into The Red Zone - Sep 10, 2009
  >   The Lovebirds Return To Their Nest - Sep 07, 2009

TrackBack

TrackBack URL for this entry:
http://x17online.com/mt/mt-tb.cgi/18125

COMMENTS
Posted by: Anonymous

I didn't know PAris liked dating closeted homosexuals. I am betting she thinks that he has that dildo machine made for BURN AFTER READING and she wants to use it.



Posted by: Anonymous

He's just an old man. He isn't and never was the handsome actor they make him out to be. Sucks at acting too.



Posted by: eww..

Paris looks like a MAN!



Posted by: Anonymous

I bet Tw@tty planted the story to try and make herself more credible as she is nothing but a laughinstock.....



Posted by: paris is pathetic

Oh please!!



Posted by: Anonymous

Bet her pr fabricated the story :P



Posted by: Anonymous

yah, he is about at her level of class.



Posted by: Anonymous

It is possible. George likes these kind of women. Though I like Paris. She is kind and misunderstood.



Posted by: the publicist extordaniare

more publicist BS, hey remember the pink bentley? ? that was good for a couple days of photos



Posted by: Anonymous

I wish! That would be hilarious. I can't stand either one of them. Somehow, I don't see Paris with an old man, not even a rich old man (at least for another 10 years).



Posted by: Anonymous

Oh Please! The only intimate thing Paris would be doing is nob gobbling underneath his table. As if he wants a case of Herpes from her! What a Valtrex using whore she is!



Posted by: Anonymous

Clooney's ego is x2 his talent. Hilton is just a cum bucket. Could be the old guy made a cum bucket list and she's on it.



Posted by: Anonymous

she looks hot in that picture. love her beautiful eyes.



Posted by: Anonymous

Even though Jeorge is an idiot that stands for all that gay rights crap, even he is not low enough to go with the lowest of skanks out there such as Parasite Herpies or Twitney Beers.



Posted by: Anonymous

George Cloony is a closet HOMO. He only acts like he likes women so he can make some money at the box office fooling the dumb women that show up to his awful movies that he is not even able to act in, lol.



Posted by: Anonymous

Old no talent man, young STD ridden skank, could work!



Posted by: Anonymous

Why do women consider this old guy hot?

He looks like an old Muppet.



Posted by: Anonymous

n odd world clooney and krusty the clown make a drugged out kinda sense, oh pass the krusty brand std on the left hand side



Posted by: Anonymous

I doubt it. She likes baby faced really young guys that she can control and get away with cheating on. This would never work. Can you imagine his tantrums is Stavros was around?



Posted by: Throw Momma from the Train (1987)

George Clooney is a magician of communication... he can misdirect your attention, so that you think he is taking to someone, but he is actually talking to someone else.

Consequently, he is really good at fooling the Paps.

Larry: "The night was dry, yet it was raining."

imdb



Posted by: Jim Morrison - The Doors

www.youtube.
com/watch?v=Kz26ltBjZqs

Whiskey Bar / Alabama Song



Posted by: Anonymous

She's just Sarah Larson with better clothes and a better vocabulary..it's not at all surprising.



Posted by: Will in Atlanta

Why is everybody so crazy over that old fart Clooney? Let's not forget he was on the FACTS OF LIFE! What a loser. He looks like he would smell like B.O., cigaretts and booze. Totally disgusting!



Posted by: RU$$

Haha, now George is Gay, seems like backlash from bitter bitches cuz they know
that GC will go for that Marriage BS!!



Posted by: Anonymous

I am sure George Clooney would be just a straight out good guy, too cool to go out with someone like her that's for sure



Posted by: thats hot ahahahahahahha

12:02am paris has a better vocabulary? I never knew Sarah was mute, that would be the ONLY way skanky could have a better vocabulary



Posted by: Anonymous

Paris is cockeyed and looks like a man in drag George Clooney can do so much better thank heavens this is bs







This part is optional!


Note: Your comment will post in 5 minutes. Practice patience and don't double your efforts. Thank you.

X17 Mobile
X17 on Twitter!
Sell Your Scoop
Hot Pix