Looks Like This One's A Keeper!

AWWW i like her!!! http://www.mactanque.com

Hope he's current on his immunizations.

Paris is a broke whore trying to do anything she can think of to keep her picture in front of everyone. I suggest that she pose nude with her mother.

She's out with this cool looking dude with lots a'money and he dresses well. Then she shows up in whatever it was she had on yesterday and now she's wearing this frock of some sort and with two holes in her fishnets even. You would think she would match his class.

We ar emore interested in him than in her. Go away Paris!

El ray is right, you should pose nude. Oop, you already have done that. What's next?

Herpes is a keeper too!

She has legs like your male friends who dress up like a woman at Halloween.

some kind of awful, freak accident would now secure her the everlasting fame she seeks. this guy won't be hanging around long. even if he's an absolute idiot, 1) she cannot be that enjoyable in bed (otherwise she'd have kept SOMEONE around for SOME period of time -- also, i wold be extremely worried about any number of STDs she's carrying -- she'd be embarrassing to take home to anyone -- anywhere) and 2) can you imagine having a conversation with this person? beyond profile, she has no interests. she IS gossip. only. there is no consciousness at all, just gossip. his only motive: raising his profile. he must abort, though, before he's associated with her in a negative way which will take all of two weeks.

blech.

I think they're cute together!
I would be a good guy to help Pairs being a Mama.

this guy would get beat up within 90 seconds in NYC!

LMAO @ Billy 2:44!

PARIS DOESNT NEED THAT BIG OF A PURSE TO CARRY HIS BALLS IN!

Does this guy have any brains?

Guys usually look like that after being married for several years!Its been a couple of days and he looks pissed!

PARIS your BIALOGICAL CLOCK is ticking!
Youll be the single chick at all the bridal and baby showers!

When Paris smiles... does he?

"Love is blind" as the person involved finds it difficult to concentrate on other matters or see fault with the person(s) they admire.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Infatuation

you have the money skank! do something with that nose!

Paris I still love you
je ne sais pas pourquoi

Paris I still love you
je ne sais pas pourquoi

WE LOVE YOU PARIS!!!

She is so gorgeous. Many men like her.. It's said she recently joined a celebrity and millionaire dating site named searchingmillionaire.com. Many men winked at her there.

He looks like Duran Duran's John Taylor back in the day. Totally bang-able! Too bad he will probably end up with his pecker falling off if he pounds Paris!

It sure doesn't look as though he eats much if at all. He looks gay too.

She is all smiles and he looks sullen. Is that a permanent model glare?

He is saying over and over and over to himself - Just think of the pr I'm getting, hope she doesn't want me to put out.......

He looks thrilled to pieces to be there with her. Maybe it's just embarrassment.

paris, I still hate you.
Et je sais vraiment pourquoi

Sometimes life gives you signs...in this case, the EXIT sign above this guy's head in the middle picture. Run, hot guy, run!

Paris is so hot. I really want to push her down on a bed, pull that top down to reveal her sweet little nipples, lift that white skirt, rip a hole in her sexy fishnets and shove my tool into that beautiful cunt. I'd cream in her over and over again. That new little faggy boytoy could even watch and get himself off lookin at my ass !!

4;15, no, it's his "I can't believe I am letting myself get photographed with this whore" look

hey parasite, nice pic of you on TMZ scratching your herpe itch......

Will you assholes stop with this herpes shit?? There is NO evidence of that. Paris is a beautiful, classy young lady and responsible world citizen who wants to have a family after she finds the right guy. That's normal.

Get off of this destructive shit.

WTF? She doesn't even walk beside him, afraid people won't look at her? He certainly doesn't look very happy to be there.

hercules, you think she is a classy responsible citizen? Really?? I bet you still believe in the tooth fairy then.

5:01, I spit tea on my monitor when you said you thought she was classy and a responsible person. Best joke I've heard all day. No one would want to marry her, except maybe you.

GOD THOSE CRYPT KEEPER HANDS ARE FREAKIN' ME OUT!

Hey, coward behind bridge in San Francisco, fuck off, go climb back in your hole or come out with something intelligent or constructive. Otherwise STFU asshole.

5:14 TO ME HER HANDS LOOK LIKE A PARROTS, CLUTCHING A PEANUT

Why, YOU didn't say anything intelligent

Oh look theres parasite flashing her vaggo again

Paris, how did you rip your fishnets? Down on your knees again? Remember Alex, can't get the herpes by getting a bj.

couldn't Alex get the herpes if there were a cut in her mouth and she were...festering? i think this could happen. well, i think this WOULD happen, because she, like milano and alba and jeter, HAS HERPES!!!

be careful, buddy!!!

She won't keep him around long---he's prettier than she is! Probably naturally too, no plastic surgery. Paris hates any competition,male or female.

There's a future there alright;

Herpes: today, tomorrow and forever.

Put a sock on it boy and get your shots immediately

omg fool..the man is gay

8:02PM

You probably are too. We could hook up.
For a good time email me.

Paris must be in like or extreme heat for this guy, her cell phone fell off her ear.

This can't be Paris, that phone had rooted deeply into her ear canal with an umbilical cord.

This broad ever has a kid, it will be born with a cell phone in it's ear.

She has holes in her hose/stockings. That aside, look at the knucles on those hands. Wouldn't want her to punch me!

A measly 47 posts regarding Parasite and her new lay today.

How about a day of skipping what the gossip sites are reporting about her and don't post. If I can't keep from posting my feelings for this narcissistic, self absorbed, biotch ,OINK, OINK, OINK works for me

She looks like a cheap, counterfeit Madame Alexander doll that had been in my Grandma's attic for 30 yrs.

Hy my name is Niki.

Beautiful people doing beautiful things.

These are the kinds of pictures I enjoy looking at. Thank you.

WILL YOU ASSHOLES GET OFF THE HERPES BULLSHIT??? There is NO -- I repeat - NO evidence that Paris has herpes. Next you will believe the rumors that George Bush is a closet Democrat or that he understands the English language.

Paris is a beautiful, classy young woman taking her time while looking around for a guy to start the family she wants -- sentiments she expressed in her interview with Ellen D. a couple of days ago.

We won't know whether Alex is a keeper until she says so.

no hercules, he will be a keeper if he decides HE can stay with a piece of trash that has herpes and he doesn't mind being linked to America's biggest JOKE.

he is look like a gay who's this gay ??? is he a gay? cuz i herad all swedish gay is gay

They look really good together.
Paris did say on a TV show that she wants to have a baby within the next 2 YEARS ! She has been around Nicole and wants to have babys's too.
She loves kids, she says.
She needs to get out of Hollywood if she wants a real man !

10:07, yeah she's real clASSY, ain't she

UGHHH HE IS GAY IM SURE!

Paris is hot. It seems she is seeking true love now. I saw her profile on millionaire dating site WealthyRomance.com last week.

Anybody else notice the holes in her stockings? How trashy does that look?

10:25, AS TRASHY AS THE REST OF HER LOOKS........

this guy don't look gay like zac effron. THAT one is G-A-Y, gay, like top hollywood agent style gay.

totally gay and totally using her for publicity...

Paris Hilton took her new Swedish model boyfriend Alexander von Zweigbergk Vaggo to meet her parents for dinner at Madeos in Beverly Hills. Paris’ parents Rick and Kathy were celebrating their 28th anniversary together. The highlight of the evening will be when Rick leans over to Alex and whispers, “There are two condoms in my hand. I want you to wear them both at the same time. Don’t ask any questions. You seem like good people.” Alex will then ask “Is this to, how you say, not make baby?” Rick will smile and say, “Don’t worry, Kathy and I took care of that when she was 16. Thank you, Mexican free clinic. Ha ha, good times. No, seriously, the rubbers are to protect your ding-dong, son. Jesus, don’t you read the papers?”

Paris,I just read on the gawker that your brother Barron is gay. Your fault, after seeing you in action for years you've turned him.

He's way to pretty! Prettier than her!

To Hercules...

Paris Hilton made a fool out of herself on Ellen's show. She appeared to be her stupid, shallow self. Especially about the druken elephants press statement.

Alex, be wary. you are about to hit the chute, when you get to the bottom you will find yourself among a large pile of guys who preceded you!

PARIS IS A SOCIETY GIRL FIRST AND FOREMOST, HER MORES MAY BE QUESTIONABLE AT TIMES, THESE PEOPLE MARRY AT THEIR INCOME LEVEL. MONEY COUNTS, FAMILY PROVENANCE COUNTS, BUT MOST OF ALL A LOFTY PLACE IN SOCIETY IS A REQUISITE. SHE IS PARADING THROUGH LIFE IN A BEAUTIFUL BENTLEY, EVERYONE ENVIES HER AND NO MATTER WHAT SHE SAYS OR DOES, SHE CAN DO NO WRONG. PARIS HAS GOT IT MADE!