They are both such posers. Suck up the attention while you can! You'll both be forgotten soon. Especially you Parasite.

cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuutie.. :) who is he?! (actor, singer?!?)

WHY IS PARIS SUCH A TRANNY?

MAN, YOU "PEOPLE" WOULD WORSHIP A BROOMSTICK IF GIVEN THE CAHNCE.

WORTHLESS TROLL.

Paris looks like she has been rode hard & put up wet--she is NASTY!!

Gawd her eye is so freaking lazy it's not even funny

WHY IS PARIS SUCH A TRANNY?

MAN, YOU "PEOPLE" WOULD WORSHIP A BROOMSTICK IF GIVEN THE CHANCE.

WORTHLESS TROLL.

Guy would have been hot if he wasn't with a walking diseased parrot

GOD is she UGLY!!!!! Does she not look in the mirror when she leaves the house??!?!?!

Guy would have been hot if he wasn't with a walking diseased parrot

Paris has her puppy lick her smelly hole.......Beastiality girl........

Paris has her puppy lick her smelly hole.......Beastiality girl........

Tell me this...

What is the deal with these dudes leading these "women" (in Paris's case WHORE!) around like they're children or some kind of puppy? I don't get it.
The same thing in the pics with Nicole and Joel. He's leading her around like he's pulling her something. Someone PLEASE explain.
Is this a new Hollywood trend I missed out on?

well he does look more feminine than tranny faced man hands Paris.

How the hell did Ashlee Simpson BTS (before the surgery) land him?

They both make my eyes and brain hurt just looking at them. And I cannot avoid them because they are everywhere -- like nuclear fallout.

FAKE HAIR

FAKE EYES

FAKE RICH

FAKE (BOTCHED) NOSE

FAKE FRIENDS

REAL IGNORANCE

REAL HERPES SORES

REAL CELLULITE

REAL UGLY

REAL DRUG ADDICTION

*R*E*A*L*L*Y* HILARIOUSLY DESPERATE FOR ATTENTION AND SOULESSLY EMPTY.

FAKE HAIR

FAKE EYES

FAKE RICH

FAKE (BOTCHED) NOSE

FAKE FRIENDS

REAL IGNORANCE

REAL HERPES SORES

REAL CELLULITE

REAL UGLY

REAL DRUG ADDICTION

*R*E*A*L*L*Y* HILARIOUSLY DESPERATE FOR ATTENTION AND SOULESSLY EMPTY.

paris is to UGLY to be with him

paris is to UGLY to be with him

FAKE HAIR

FAKE EYES

FAKE RICH

FAKE (BOTCHED) NOSE

FAKE FRIENDS

REAL IGNORANCE

REAL HERPES SORES

REAL CELLULITE

REAL UGLY

REAL DRUG ADDICTION

*R*E*A*L*L*Y* HILARIOUSLY DESPERATE FOR ATTENTION AND SOULESSLY EMPTY.

Guy would have been hot if he wasn't with a walking diseased parrot

He is gonna get Herpes. Nasty, they not spreading the love, they spreading diseases. yuck!!

Nasty jealous bitches.

Nasty jealous bitches.

Nora the ho-ra,
Silversnark u faggot ass,
I-love-dick-but-I-cant-get-any-Belanova,
And all u anonymous fucks out there who are too ugly to even make up a name to post.

The bitch is fuckin gorgeous and she fucks even better than she looks.
something u losers will never understand.

Omg, he is sooo fucking hot. Why the hell is he with her? Aside from the fact that she knows how to look presentable, this girl is not attractive in the slightest. Her body is her best feature, and even that has flaws, like her lanky ass torso n lack of ass/tits. I'm not even gonna start on her face.

What is it about her that fascinates people? I really wish someone would answer that, because she doesnt even seem like a good person to me. Say what you want about Britney, but she actually seems pretty down to earth n normal, even though she's 10x the star Paris is.

elgreco. Shut Ya little dick ass up!

You don't how she fucks ya virgin! This bitch is not gorgeous. She has a pussy face with a penis nose and a wonky ass eye. It's probably wonky cause some guy shot his infested load in it. She has zombie hands and feet itty bitty tittys and we all saw her sex tape. The bitch can't even give good head. YOU probably suck dick better than she does. FAG!

elgreco. Shut Ya little dick ass up!

You don't how she fucks ya virgin! This bitch is not gorgeous. She has a pussy face with a penis nose and a wonky ass eye. It's probably wonky cause some guy shot his infested load in it. She has zombie hands and feet itty bitty tittys and we all saw her sex tape. The bitch can't even give good head. YOU probably suck dick better than she does. FAG!

elgreco. Shut Ya little dick ass up!

You don't how she fucks ya virgin! This bitch is not gorgeous. She has a pussy face with a penis nose and a wonky ass eye. It's probably wonky cause some guy shot his infested load in it. She has zombie hand and feet itty bitty tittys and we all saw her sex tape. The bitch can't even give good head. YOU probably suck dick better than she does. FAG!

elgreco. Shut Ya little dick ass up!

You don't how she fucks ya virgin! This bitch is not gorgeous. She has a pussy face with a penis nose and a wonky ass eye. It's probably wonky cause some guy shot his infested load in it. She has zombie hands and feet itty bitty tittys and we all saw her sex tape. The bitch can't even give good head. YOU probably suck dick better than she does. FAG!

W . T . C . F .?!?!?!?!?!?!

Who's the fairest????? Is this Perez???? What, did he hack your site? Or are you sucking on her too?????

If you start on the Herpster's love bandwagon, I'm outta here!

elgreco. Shut Ya little dick ass up!

You don't how she fucks ya virgin! This bitch is not gorgeous. She has a pussy face with a penis nose and a wonky ass eye. It's probably wonky cause some guy shot his infested load in it. She has zombie hands and feet itty bitty tittys and we all saw her sex tape. The bitch can't even give good head. YOU probably suck dick better than she does. FAG!

she is soooooooooooo ugly she looks worse than a monkeys ass better yet horses ass. that guy is so cute its so fuckin degrading for him to be seen with that ho! its a matter of time before he will come to his senses... like all the others!

she is soooooooooooo ugly she looks worse than a monkeys ass better yet horses ass. that guy is so cute its so fuckin degrading for him to be seen with that ho! its a matter of time before he will come to his senses... like all the others!

she is soooooooooooo ugly she looks worse than a monkeys ass better yet horses ass. that guy is so cute its so fuckin degrading for him to be seen with that ho! its a matter of time before he will come to his senses... like all the others!

she is soooooooooooo ugly she looks worse than a monkeys ass better yet horses ass. that guy is so cute its so fuckin degrading for him to be seen with that ho! its a matter of time before he will come to his senses... like all the others!

Best guy Paris has ever dated...Lucky her...

Best guy Paris has ever dated...Lucky her...

Hey Elle Gonzalez.

The bitch is worth millions, makes millions every year, and how does she do it? Cause scum like u buy her sex tape. She cums, u pay. And it wasn't even your load. I bet when u jerk off u aim at your mouth.

GORGEOUS???? HAHAHAHA

IS IT THE:

- HOOKED NOSE

- LAZY EYE

- MAN JAW

- MAN HANDS

- SHORT LEGS

- SADDLEBAGS

- ENORMOUS FEET

OR CELLULITE???

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um, josh is freaking ugly. his nose is a turn off. but, i guess thats the only guy parasite can get right now. everyone is scared of her stds.

yeah, he def needs a nose job ... it's a rather peculiar shape

yeah, he def needs a nose job ... it's a rather peculiar shape

"What's a beautiful white boy like you doing in a place like this." I hope this girly boy never hears that in prison.

Who's the weird looking dude with Ms. Herpes??

ohhh pluuuzzeee!!! see how BIATCH Paris Hilton look like?!!? HUH?! whatever! that devilish heir look... DUH!

Watch out dude . . . you could get herpes!!

haha ashlee simpsons leftovers!

paris has HERPES, regardless of how beautiful or ugly people think she is, does that not turn guys off??

paris has HERPES, regardless of how beautiful or ugly people think she is, does that not turn guys off??

OMG is that a serious question??? of cource the guy looks waaaaay better than paris ho-tin. she's a slut, & she has to admit it. From upclose, she looks like a damn transvestite (forgive the spelling) and has a huge head and no hips nor a butt. she is flat as hell. With all the money she takes from her parents, she should atleast get butt & boob implants, seriously. that boy is too good for her.

LMAO parisite, nice one.. heheheh but that guy is fucking on fire!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I wish those little fucking vests would go back out of style!

why does paris look like a man? she has man hands and feet. goodness she is one ugly whore.

why would he want to be with a diseased infected tramp?

Paris is way too ugly for him. They do not look good together!

WOW he is HOT!!!! I want to make tons of babies with him.
Is he in movies? Who is he? Where can I get more of him?

get away from that skank before she ruins you forever. everyone this twit comes into contact with she destroys.

his mother must be so proud. this pic's on the fridge.

oh maaaaaan, she is so ugly! proud stupidity-that's what i see from her! he is handsome guy but really idiot when he's dating her...what a horiible world!!!! bleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek

Im happy for paris.

PARENTAL ADVISORY:

BULLETIN, BULLETIN!!!!!

He's a GIRL, she's a MAN!!!!

Just keepin't it real.

elgreco--that is your opinion, that is fine, but honestly, i know not one person that thinks fake blue eyes, lazy ones at that, and long big hooked noses and square jaws -on a woman anyway- are "gorgeous." You are in the minority on this one. Her money is attractive i will admit, so that makes her f**kable to me for a weekend or so..

She looks so OLD next to him. She could be his much older sister or young mother. What a nasty old skank she is. I hope he wears a condom. Ewww to think how many guys she's been with. The funny part is that on her stupid video, she is the lamest screw ever. My husband said he was so thankful for me because I know what I'm doing and don't just take 1.5" and think that's doing a good job. LOL What a loser she is.

She looks so OLD next to him. She could be his much older sister or young mother. What a nasty old skank she is. I hope he wears a condom. Ewww to think how many guys she's been with. The funny part is that on her stupid video, she is the lamest screw ever. My husband said he was so thankful for me because I know what I'm doing and don't just take 1.5" and think that's doing a good job. LOL What a loser she is.

Paris is one nasty wierd bitch. Hopefully this cutie is smart enough to only use that whore for publicity and not for sex.

Is he real?

Is it just me or does Josh look like Spike from the movie Little Giants?