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My Name Is Paris!

Paris Hilton PHILTON022708_07.jpg Now that the writers strike has finally been resolved, Hollywood can get back to the business of pumping out parts for the stars you love to see - like Paris Hilton!

The AP is reporting that the celebutante has been tapped to play, er, herself during an upcoming episode of the hit NBC comedy My Name Is Earl. Her part will come during a dream sequence in the hour-long April 4th season premiere.

"When we wrote the role of Paris Hilton in the script, we weren't exactly sure who to go with for the role," said Earl's executive producer Greg Garcia. "But after an exhausting search we finally settled on a relatively unknown actress by the name of Paris Hilton."

Sounds like they picked themselves a winner - after all, it's the role Paris was born to play!



So Paris is playing herself, huh? Does that count as Method acting?

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Posted by: Anonymous

Blah. I like My Name is Earl. She'll be horrible as always!



Posted by: Em

Loser...



Posted by: TAMMY

Paris nose has a hook on the tip.



Posted by: Anonymous

It's going to be another flop. Why do they even waste any money on making that movie?
It's a lose, lose situation.



Posted by: Anonymous

WHY WONT THIS BITCH JUST DIE ALREADY
I CANT STAND THIS STUPID RAT FACED WHORE



Posted by: Ask me how I really feel

SHE'S NOTHING BUT A LYING SACK OF SHIT!
SHE'S NOTHING BUT A LYING SACK OF SHIT!
SHE'S NOTHING BUT A LYING SACK OF SHIT!
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SHE'S NOTHING BUT A LYING SACK OF SHIT!
SHE'S NOTHING BUT A LYING SACK OF SHIT!
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SHE'S NOTHING BUT A LYING SACK OF SHIT!
SHE'S NOTHING BUT A LYING SACK OF SHIT!
SHE'S NOTHING BUT A LYING SACK OF SHIT!
SHE'S NOTHING BUT A LYING SACK OF SHIT!
SHE'S NOTHING BUT A LYING SACK OF SHIT!
SHE'S NOTHING BUT A LYING SACK OF SHIT!
SHE'S NOTHING BUT A LYING SACK OF SHIT!
SHE'S NOTHING BUT A LYING SACK OF SHIT!
SHE'S NOTHING BUT A LYING SACK OF SHIT!
SHE'S NOTHING BUT A LYING SACK OF SHIT!
SHE'S NOTHING BUT A LYING SACK OF SHIT!
SHE'S NOTHING BUT A LYING SACK OF SHIT!
SHE'S NOTHING BUT A LYING SACK OF SHIT!
SHE'S NOTHING BUT A LYING SACK OF SHIT!
SHE'S NOTHING BUT A LYING SACK OF SHIT!
SHE'S NOTHING BUT A LYING SACK OF SHIT!
SHE'S NOTHING BUT A LYING SACK OF SHIT!



Posted by: Anonymous

It's going to be another flop. Why do they even waste any money on making that movie?
It's a lose, lose situation.

March 5, 2008 11:15 AM
Posted by: Anonymous
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Hey try reading retard, it's not a movie, it's an episode.



Posted by: My name is Paris and I am a LIAR

My Name is Paris

And instead of trying to better my life I hire an actor to pose as a guru so that I can try and fool people into thinking I am not a piece of trash. I am so stupid I think people will not find out that he is an actor and make a fool of myself by telling people "he has really helped me".



Posted by: ha ha ha bi-babe!

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha bi-babe!



Posted by: billy

Based on those glasses, it looks to me like she thinks she's going on a show called "My Name is Urkel."



Posted by: Anonymous

man hands thats all i have to say.



Posted by: KFed

Whore. Thats all I have to say



Posted by: Ray

OMG WHY ARE PEOPLE STILL CASTING HER!! HER LAST MOVIE ONLY MADE 9,500 AT THE BOX OFFICE!!!! IT DOESNT GET ANY WORSE THAN THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Posted by: John

I think "Glitter" had better ratings than her shit ass movies



Posted by: Emily

Notice how she only plays "herself" now?? Because shes the worst actress ever. Being a fucking slut and an idiot is easy



Posted by: the AUTHORITY

YOU HAVE TO ADMIT THAT IT WOULD BE VERY ENTERTAINING TO WATCH BENJI'S PREVIOUS GF SOPHIE MONK PLUG PARIS IN THE ASS WITH A HUGE STRAP-ON DILDO.



Posted by: paris is a loser

EMILY - hahahahahaha, good one



Posted by: Anonymous

why would anyone give her a recording contract or offer her an acting career? do they not know their credibility suffers from hiring her? die bitch die!



Posted by: Anonymous

L
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Posted by: Anonymous

L
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Posted by: I stole your ideal bi-babe, I can have fun with this

F
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Posted by: Wayne Cutterly

she is and always will be totally FUGLY



Posted by: Annonymous

Paris has become cliche *yawn*



Posted by: Anonymous

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN. WTF? WE DONT CARE ABOUT THIS BITCH- GET IT X17?



Posted by: Anonymous

Must be Shannon Moakler posting all those hate messages again?

What a loser.



Posted by: Geo

It comes as no surprise, that most of this show's regular viewers will boycott this episode entirely. But who can blame them? The show's sponsors sure won't be happy.



Posted by: Pena

Tuli'Tuli'Se'On'Hoti



Posted by: Anonymous

y,all remember all the millions her last movie made????????????? NOT,,,,THATS HOT!!!!!!!!HA HA HA HA



Posted by: Good Charlotte's biggest fan!!!!

Stupid bitch. I hope Benji just fucks you and leaves you. That is all you are good for. He can do soooo much better. I just hope he hasn't caught your herpes yet. Double bag it Benji!!! God knows what kind of STDs she has!!!!







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