No Need To Adjust Your Monitors...

WHY is Paris Hilton always dressed up but her scumbag boyfriend appears to be in Goodwill rejects? Maybe Paris should buy him some new/better outfits. They usually look totally mismatched.

You wonder if his poor taste in clothes (no style Levis, tennis shoes, blah shirt and ill-fitting jacket) ever embarrasses Paris? Or is she so grateful to have a BOY in her life, she doesn't care what he looks like...

She's such a whore. Stop covering her. Seriously, I used to take X17 seriously, but now I continue to wonder why the hell you continue to cover this herpes infested piece of shit.

Paris: 5 hours (minimum) to get ready.
Boyfriend: 5 minutes (maximum) to dress.

herpes, herpes, herpes. someone take care of this btch.

Remember when Paris said doug fought six guys in Miami ?? Look at his face, he looks fine. I knew Paris was lying, I can beat the shit out of him and steal his girl.

X17!!!! I REALLY BELIVE U'ALL BEEN BANGING THIS SLUT ! ITS GOTTA BE SO !
OTHERWISE YOU WOULDN'T BE SHOWING THIS SKANK SO MUCH ON YOUR SITE ! PLEASE TELL ME IT ISN'T SO ! GOOD GAWD ALMITY !
ENOUGH IS ENOUGH ! I FUKIN HATE UR RERUNS ALL THE TIME ! DESIST PULEEZ, I BEG YOU !

My EYES My EYES!!! Help me! Paris is almost 30 years old and still tries to act like a cool 20 year old. Please she is a mess. AND those feet GOOD LORD! You know what they say about men and their shoe size, same thing goes for women and big feet... if ya get my drift. She has to find a big ol guy just so he doesnt fall in.

When Doug and Paris went public, the guy was also well dressed, but I can clearly see the cracks starting to show in the relationship and I give them 1 month. He is no longer happy about the high publicity and it looks he got tired playing dress-up. But hinestly, Paris is soo overdressed, she looks like she is going to perform and Doug looks pissed. She didn't try that hard with benji, but this girl and her priorities in life will make her an old spinster.

Paris is cool. Why do people have to hate all the time??

Paris is NOT cool...she acts like a damn 13 year old....

Paris is a nice girl really. She was born in a rich family and she could have been just sitting around and doing nothing but at least she has tried several things.
Doug and Paris look good together as a couple.

we will see how she feel when he dump her for another more famous girl.

of COURSE you love her dress x17!
If you want to stay on Paris' payroll you wouldn't DARE say anything bad about the hideous clothes she wears ALL the time...

If it was anyone else you would be ripping them apart but because it's $$$*the BOSS*$$$ you don't dare now do you?
Pathetic retards... grow a pair already!

maybe they really care for eachother. maybe she really loves him. maybe this is the real thing this time. maybe she is a good person with a kind heart. maybe she is going to give him her virginity. maybe he will ask her to marry him. maybe she has done several things to make money. maybe they look good together. maybe angie and jennifer will cross paths at random awards show. maybe he loves her for her mind. maybe he will respect her in the morning. maybe they will have a baby. maybe britney has gained some weight. maybe he took her to hawaii to meet his mom and that means something! maybe they just want to be together because it is love and not for attention. maybe he bought her a ring. maybe she will hold his hand in the car. maybe lindsay will get in a fender bender. maybe paris is pregnant. maybe jennifer is pregnant. maybe fergie will dye her hair back to blond. maybe paris is happier now than she was with benji. maybe he bought her that mirror. maybe they DON'T do cocaine. maybe she has talent. maybe her hair looks good? maybe people actually like her. maybe that was a valtrex script for her friend.

Looks like an advertisement for Green Acres. He looks like a farmer, and she's dressed like Eva Gabor. It's hilarious.

8:08.... Would it be toooo much to ask for your to MAYBE get a life? You're like - the MOST BORING PERSON IN THIS BITCH OF A UNIVERSE!

PARIS WHITNEY HILTON FEBRUARY 17 1980 MY FLOWER MY DAWN MY DEATH AND I MASSIAH COUNT MARIZIO PRINCE OF THE DUST AND STORM. MY FONDNESS IS A WIND ON THE CELLULOSE OF TUESDAY IN JUNE WHEN WE WILL UNITE UNDER THE FECES AND DEW. MY PROMISE IS TO YOURS PARIS WHITNEY HILTON FEBRUARY 17 1980. MY DROWNING IS YESTERDAY AND YOU ARE THE YEAST MY LOVE.

8:20 = x17 employee hired to keep people from posting bad things about $$$THE BOSS$$$.

cha f!cking ching!!!
jump through the hoop for that dollar bitch! jump through that hoop!!!

L
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I wonder how much she's paying her new pet

paris: is everyone looking at me?
doug: hey my dad invented the frozen burrito I'll dress anyway I want
paris: doug your shoes are too small for me
doug: hey everybody!....my dad invented the frozen burrito! (my dad is) I'm rich!
paris: I got to pee
doug: I'll ask my dad

paris: is everyone looking at me?
doug: hey my dad invented the frozen burrito I'll dress anyway I want
paris: doug your shoes are too small for me
doug: hey everybody!....my dad invented the frozen burrito! (my dad is) I'm rich!
paris: I got to pee
doug: I'll ask my dad

I like the outfit because it's bright enough for cabs to target and hit her. She's a f*cking piece of sh*t. Someone get Chris Brown to beat the crap outta that herpes infected c*nt

Doesn't this bitch have a home?
Out every damn night.
Grow up.

This is not her best outfit, but she's still radiant. But it's amazing how many people get so worked up into a hate frenzy about her when they know nothing about her.

Woahhh!! She can't be serious!!

SHE GOT A RING ON HER WEDDING FINGER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

She got a ring on her wedding finger!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ELLEFAIT VRAIMENT DE LA PEINE

She has money,she can dress whatever she likes..

She looks ridiculous as usual. She really thinks she looks classy. She has the mind of a 12 year old. Make that 2 year old. Quit playing dress up and do something productive with you life, child!

It is her job to get dressed up and do marketing for her products.
She may pose and act for camera but I believe deep down she is a sweet, nice person.
Whomever Paris is going to marry to does not have to be worry to support her. She has ability to take care of herself and earns money.
There is no reason to hate this woman. People who have ill thoughts about her are just jealous. I keep seeing the same hateful "copy and paste" text message posted about her over and over. Those people must be lunatics. The rantings reflect that you are childish, not her.
As for Doug and Paris, they actually look good together and perhaps they are in love. Why can't people just for once think the best in others sometimes?

Paris is a joke. Disappear already. Nicole Richie is way prettier and cooler x100000.

8:35AM: "as for Doug and Paris, they actually look good together"??? They're totally mismatched. Paris looks like Tinkerbell in that flaming, hot pink tutu and Doug looks like he's been at a Frat House keg party.

And no, Paris doesn't need a HUSBAND to support her: she's got a uber wealthy Grandpa and family to do that.

Maybe you should work on improving your grammar and writing, 8:35 AM. It's atrocious.

I hate the headbands. They are stupid an she is almost 30. It is time for he to grow up a little. WTF is wrong with her? Doesn't she see everyone around her acting like adults even Miss Ritchie is acting her age. Come on Paris its time to grow into a woman now and quit trying to be this teenie bopper trend starter.

This woman has a mental disorder for sure, grow up and go help a charity somewhere, Do something to make your life worth while!

This woman has a mental disorder for sure, grow up and go help a charity somewhere, Do something to make your life worth while!

hey 8:35...

maybe they really care for eachother. maybe she really loves him. maybe this is the real thing this time. maybe she is a good person with a kind heart. maybe she is going to give him her virginity. maybe he will ask her to marry him. maybe she has done several things to make money. maybe they look good together. maybe angie and jennifer will cross paths at random awards show. maybe he loves her for her mind. maybe he will respect her in the morning. maybe they will have a baby. maybe britney has gained some weight. maybe he took her to hawaii to meet his mom and that means something! maybe they just want to be together because it is love and not for attention. maybe he bought her a ring. maybe she will hold his hand in the car. maybe lindsay will get in a fender bender. maybe paris is pregnant. maybe jennifer is pregnant. maybe fergie will dye her hair back to blond. maybe paris is happier now than she was with benji. maybe he bought her that mirror. maybe they DON'T do cocaine. maybe she has talent. maybe her hair looks good? maybe people actually like her. maybe that was a valtrex script for her friend.

michael jackson syndrome...

"I DON'T WANT TO GROW UP! I MAY BE 30... BUT I CAN DRESS LIKE I'M 3 IF I WANT TO BECAUSE I'M RICH AND CAN BUY PEOPLE TO FOLLOW ME AROUND AND TAKE PICTURES OF ME AND ACT LIKE THEY REALLY THINK I'M COOL EVEN THOUGH I'M A MENTAL CASE WITH VD!!!"

I'm just shocked she didn't buy Jacko's neverland ranch and paint everything in it pink.

she reminds me of my grandma just before my dad had her committed to the old people's home.
My nanna had dementia, I hope Paris doesn't have it too.

I don't know, or care about, Paris Hilton...what I DO care about are my eyes, and I am now blind. Thank you very much x-17, I will send you the bill for my seeing eye dog. No one should have to look at an outfit that stupid on a 30 year old. Lord!

nasty outfit, looks like she is dressed up for a costume party. And doug looks so sloppy next to her.

835am was written by this website on the orders of their payroll Paris Hilton, enough said.

seems 835am hasnt read her retarded blog about the nightclub where dougie boy turned into Bruce Lee and fought off 6 guys ..6 bouncers, lol, I had tears in my eyes when I read that. She lives in her own fairy tale world. Has no clue about other peoples misfortunes and doesnt care either.

she looks like Bozo the clown in that getup and red lipstick