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Paris Attempts To, Uh, Disguise Herself

PHILTONHAT060207_01.jpgPHILTONHAT060207_07.jpgParis Hilton PHILTONHAT060207_09.jpgYou know what? Give Paris some credit for letting it all hang out. She's getting shipped off to jail in, like, a day, but does she have a meltdown? No. Has she annoyingly complained that she "just doesn't deserve this?" Well maybe a little, but probably less than expected. So what does she do? Goes out with a bang! If the girl knows how to do anything well, it's putting on a smiling face for the camera. Ya gotta love her for that.



PHILTONHAT060207_15.jpg"Ohmigod, I didn't knowyou guys would be here!"
PHILTONHAT060207_02.jpg"Please, I just want some privacy!"

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Posted by: Anonymous

fuck off to jail paris



Posted by: Anonymous

good luck paris XOOX



Posted by: Anonymous

I know what we can do

if you hate paris put ##### at the begining of your post

if you love her put *****

then we can all see how many ppl love her and how many hate her easily



Posted by: Anonymous

its so sad that they are sending her to jail...what is the paps going to do with all that extra time....



Posted by: Rachel

Nice outfit Paris. Very special. As a criminologist, I wish you good luck in prison. Have fun and rock this place!



Posted by: heeeyy

cute dress.



Posted by: Anonymous

we love you Paris. XOXOXOXO



Posted by: Anonymous

we love you paris you look beautiful and you really look beautiful on MTV MOVIE AWARDS DON,T LET THEIR JOKES HURT YOUR FEELINGS TAKE LIKE A WOMAN LIKE YOU DID WITH A SMILE ON YOUR FACE AT THAT SARA,S JOKES B-ATCH



Posted by: Anonymous

we love you paris you look beautiful and you really look beautiful on MTV MOVIE AWARDS DON,T LET THEIR JOKES HURT YOUR FEELINGS TAKE LIKE A WOMAN LIKE YOU DID WITH A SMILE ON YOUR FACE AT THAT SARA,S JOKES B-ATCH



Posted by: costa mesa girl

Damn Britney is out of town, Paris in jail, and Lindsey in rehab what is X-17 going to post about??



Posted by: Anonymous

#####

Paris just go AWAY! please



Posted by: LadyWithClass

Good lord, they hand picked her roommate, she is going in for like 2 weeks. SO WHAT? She committed a crime and she is going to jail for it. I hope it's difficult on her and she's miserable. I also hope the girl they put her in with tells all and makes a million dollars off that skank.



Posted by: Anonymous

What. A. Retard.



Posted by: anonymous

I just feel sorry for the roommate. Of course, after the 23 days are over she can release a tell-all book called" Actually, your shit DOES stink".



Posted by: U Can't B Serious

Two words...spoiled brat.



Posted by: paris putting on a front & (public school bitches)

ITS ALL A FRONT !!!!

deep down she's petrified of jail,reality & the inmates
(the public school bitches)her special name for those who dont come from money.

her brave act is all just that
AN ACT !!



Posted by: paris will hire some released inmates to be her maid

i can see it now...

parasite promising to hire some of the inmates to be her maid/s and housekeeping when they get out of jail.

she's going to hire the ones who dont give her a hard time.



Posted by: heeeyy

I agree with 6:09, she's totally shitting her pants.



Posted by: Anonymous

Stupid bitch. Hope you get your ass kicked in jail Paris! PS, I hope they do a really thorough cavity search... of course you'll probably like it, every knows all of your cavities have been pretty extensively searched, by man persons.



Posted by: t wolf

paris will be back bigger then ever after her stay in jail,and all you teensy weensy worm turds will pay for the things you are saying about our God Ordained Princess.



Posted by: Paydayloans

Paris pick out the biggest girl and wrap your arms around her and say you my mamma!! The hatchet would will be your friend, http://www.thestl.com



Posted by: Paydayloans

Paris pick out the biggest girl and wrap your arms around her and say you my mamma!! The hatchet would will be your friend, http://www.thestl.com



Posted by: anonymous

I`m gonna ruin the ending of the book Paris is going to read in jail - he ends up eating the green eggs and ham



Posted by: heeeyy

LMFAO 6:16!!



Posted by: uno who

I also feel sorry for the roommate, she`ll have to help with the big words - "the","cat","in","hat". 23 days of remedial English.



Posted by: Anonymous

THIS WAS AFTER SHE SNORTED COKE UNTIL 6:30 A.M. AT A HOUSE PARTY IN THE HILLS.

"CLEANED UP" HER ACT MY ASS - MAYBE WHEN HER 'FRIEND' WHO TOOK PICS THAT NIGHT OF HER WITH COKE ALL OVER HER NOSE GETS THE PRICE SHE WANTS FOR THEM THIS BULIMIC, RACIST CUNT IS *OVER*.

MORE OVER THAN SHE IS ALREADY.

THIS WAS AFTER SHE SNORTED COKE UNTIL 6:30 A.M. AT A HOUSE PARTY IN THE HILLS.

"CLEANED UP" HER ACT MY ASS - MAYBE WHEN HER 'FRIEND' WHO TOOK PICS THAT NIGHT OF HER WITH COKE ALL OVER HER NOSE GETS THE PRICE SHE WANTS FOR THEM THIS BULIMIC, RACIST CUNT IS *OVER*.

MORE OVER THAN SHE IS ALREADY.

THIS WAS AFTER SHE SNORTED COKE UNTIL 6:30 A.M. AT A HOUSE PARTY IN THE HILLS.

"CLEANED UP" HER ACT MY ASS - MAYBE WHEN HER 'FRIEND' WHO TOOK PICS THAT NIGHT OF HER WITH COKE ALL OVER HER NOSE GETS THE PRICE SHE WANTS FOR THEM THIS BULIMIC, RACIST CUNT IS *OVER*.

MORE OVER THAN SHE IS ALREADY.

THIS WAS AFTER SHE SNORTED COKE UNTIL 6:30 A.M. AT A HOUSE PARTY IN THE HILLS.

"CLEANED UP" HER ACT MY ASS - MAYBE WHEN HER 'FRIEND' WHO TOOK PICS THAT NIGHT OF HER WITH COKE ALL OVER HER NOSE GETS THE PRICE SHE WANTS FOR THEM THIS BULIMIC, RACIST CUNT IS *OVER*.

MORE OVER THAN SHE IS ALREADY.

THIS WAS AFTER SHE SNORTED COKE UNTIL 6:30 A.M. AT A HOUSE PARTY IN THE HILLS.

"CLEANED UP" HER ACT MY ASS - MAYBE WHEN HER 'FRIEND' WHO TOOK PICS THAT NIGHT OF HER WITH COKE ALL OVER HER NOSE GETS THE PRICE SHE WANTS FOR THEM THIS BULIMIC, RACIST CUNT IS *OVER*.

MORE OVER THAN SHE IS ALREADY.

THIS WAS AFTER SHE SNORTED COKE UNTIL 6:30 A.M. AT A HOUSE PARTY IN THE HILLS.

"CLEANED UP" HER ACT MY ASS - MAYBE WHEN HER 'FRIEND' WHO TOOK PICS THAT NIGHT OF HER WITH COKE ALL OVER HER NOSE GETS THE PRICE SHE WANTS FOR THEM THIS BULIMIC, RACIST CUNT IS *OVER*.

MORE OVER THAN SHE IS ALREADY.

THIS WAS AFTER SHE SNORTED COKE UNTIL 6:30 A.M. AT A HOUSE PARTY IN THE HILLS.

"CLEANED UP" HER ACT MY ASS - MAYBE WHEN HER 'FRIEND' WHO TOOK PICS THAT NIGHT OF HER WITH COKE ALL OVER HER NOSE GETS THE PRICE SHE WANTS FOR THEM THIS BULIMIC, RACIST CUNT IS *OVER*.

MORE OVER THAN SHE IS ALREADY.

THIS WAS AFTER SHE SNORTED COKE UNTIL 6:30 A.M. AT A HOUSE PARTY IN THE HILLS.

"CLEANED UP" HER ACT MY ASS - MAYBE WHEN HER 'FRIEND' WHO TOOK PICS THAT NIGHT OF HER WITH COKE ALL OVER HER NOSE GETS THE PRICE SHE WANTS FOR THEM THIS BULIMIC, RACIST CUNT IS *OVER*.

MORE OVER THAN SHE IS ALREADY.

THIS WAS AFTER SHE SNORTED COKE UNTIL 6:30 A.M. AT A HOUSE PARTY IN THE HILLS.

"CLEANED UP" HER ACT MY ASS - MAYBE WHEN HER 'FRIEND' WHO TOOK PICS THAT NIGHT OF HER WITH COKE ALL OVER HER NOSE GETS THE PRICE SHE WANTS FOR THEM THIS BULIMIC, RACIST CUNT IS *OVER*.

MORE OVER THAN SHE IS ALREADY.

THIS WAS AFTER SHE SNORTED COKE UNTIL 6:30 A.M. AT A HOUSE PARTY IN THE HILLS.

"CLEANED UP" HER ACT MY ASS - MAYBE WHEN HER 'FRIEND' WHO TOOK PICS THAT NIGHT OF HER WITH COKE ALL OVER HER NOSE GETS THE PRICE SHE WANTS FOR THEM THIS BULIMIC, RACIST CUNT IS *OVER*.

MORE OVER THAN SHE IS ALREADY.

THIS WAS AFTER SHE SNORTED COKE UNTIL 6:30 A.M. AT A HOUSE PARTY IN THE HILLS.

"CLEANED UP" HER ACT MY ASS - MAYBE WHEN HER 'FRIEND' WHO TOOK PICS THAT NIGHT OF HER WITH COKE ALL OVER HER NOSE GETS THE PRICE SHE WANTS FOR THEM THIS BULIMIC, RACIST CUNT IS *OVER*.

MORE OVER THAN SHE IS ALREADY.

THIS WAS AFTER SHE SNORTED COKE UNTIL 6:30 A.M. AT A HOUSE PARTY IN THE HILLS.

"CLEANED UP" HER ACT MY ASS - MAYBE WHEN HER 'FRIEND' WHO TOOK PICS THAT NIGHT OF HER WITH COKE ALL OVER HER NOSE GETS THE PRICE SHE WANTS FOR THEM THIS BULIMIC, RACIST CUNT IS *OVER*.

MORE OVER THAN SHE IS ALREADY.

THIS WAS AFTER SHE SNORTED COKE UNTIL 6:30 A.M. AT A HOUSE PARTY IN THE HILLS.

"CLEANED UP" HER ACT MY ASS - MAYBE WHEN HER 'FRIEND' WHO TOOK PICS THAT NIGHT OF HER WITH COKE ALL OVER HER NOSE GETS THE PRICE SHE WANTS FOR THEM THIS BULIMIC, RACIST CUNT IS *OVER*.

MORE OVER THAN SHE IS ALREADY.

THIS WAS AFTER SHE SNORTED COKE UNTIL 6:30 A.M. AT A HOUSE PARTY IN THE HILLS.

"CLEANED UP" HER ACT MY ASS - MAYBE WHEN HER 'FRIEND' WHO TOOK PICS THAT NIGHT OF HER WITH COKE ALL OVER HER NOSE GETS THE PRICE SHE WANTS FOR THEM THIS BULIMIC, RACIST CUNT IS *OVER*.

MORE OVER THAN SHE IS ALREADY.

THIS WAS AFTER SHE SNORTED COKE UNTIL 6:30 A.M. AT A HOUSE PARTY IN THE HILLS.

"CLEANED UP" HER ACT MY ASS - MAYBE WHEN HER 'FRIEND' WHO TOOK PICS THAT NIGHT OF HER WITH COKE ALL OVER HER NOSE GETS THE PRICE SHE WANTS FOR THEM THIS BULIMIC, RACIST CUNT IS *OVER*.

MORE OVER THAN SHE IS ALREADY.

THIS WAS AFTER SHE SNORTED COKE UNTIL 6:30 A.M. AT A HOUSE PARTY IN THE HILLS.

"CLEANED UP" HER ACT MY ASS - MAYBE WHEN HER 'FRIEND' WHO TOOK PICS THAT NIGHT OF HER WITH COKE ALL OVER HER NOSE GETS THE PRICE SHE WANTS FOR THEM THIS BULIMIC, RACIST CUNT IS *OVER*.

MORE OVER THAN SHE IS ALREADY.

THIS WAS AFTER SHE SNORTED COKE UNTIL 6:30 A.M. AT A HOUSE PARTY IN THE HILLS.

"CLEANED UP" HER ACT MY ASS - MAYBE WHEN HER 'FRIEND' WHO TOOK PICS THAT NIGHT OF HER WITH COKE ALL OVER HER NOSE GETS THE PRICE SHE WANTS FOR THEM THIS BULIMIC, RACIST CUNT IS *OVER*.

MORE OVER THAN SHE IS ALREADY.

THIS WAS AFTER SHE SNORTED COKE UNTIL 6:30 A.M. AT A HOUSE PARTY IN THE HILLS.

"CLEANED UP" HER ACT MY ASS - MAYBE WHEN HER 'FRIEND' WHO TOOK PICS THAT NIGHT OF HER WITH COKE ALL OVER HER NOSE GETS THE PRICE SHE WANTS FOR THEM THIS BULIMIC, RACIST CUNT IS *OVER*.

MORE OVER THAN SHE IS ALREADY.

THIS WAS AFTER SHE SNORTED COKE UNTIL 6:30 A.M. AT A HOUSE PARTY IN THE HILLS.

"CLEANED UP" HER ACT MY ASS - MAYBE WHEN HER 'FRIEND' WHO TOOK PICS THAT NIGHT OF HER WITH COKE ALL OVER HER NOSE GETS THE PRICE SHE WANTS FOR THEM THIS BULIMIC, RACIST CUNT IS *OVER*.

MORE OVER THAN SHE IS ALREADY.

THIS WAS AFTER SHE SNORTED COKE UNTIL 6:30 A.M. AT A HOUSE PARTY IN THE HILLS.

"CLEANED UP" HER ACT MY ASS - MAYBE WHEN HER 'FRIEND' WHO TOOK PICS THAT NIGHT OF HER WITH COKE ALL OVER HER NOSE GETS THE PRICE SHE WANTS FOR THEM THIS BULIMIC, RACIST CUNT IS *OVER*.

MORE OVER THAN SHE IS ALREADY.


AND SORRY BITCH: EVEN COVERING HALF YOUR FACE WITH HUGE GLASSES AND A HAT YOU STILL LOOK LIKE A 40 YEAR OLD TRANSSEXUAL!




Posted by: Washington, D.C.

PHILTONHAT060207_02 OK Paris, you win... twenty something days without seeing you is going to be difficult.

"'Everyone knows that girls do NOT fart, only boys with cooties fart,' says Mary Lou Blankenship, age 6."

manlyjokes.tripod.com/manly/manly_20.html



Posted by: Anonymous

Wow! Really BEAUTIFUL! You'll be fine- it will go fast. WE LOVE YOU PARIS!



Posted by: uno who

the 40 year old transexual at the end of my street finds the last comment offensive.



Posted by: anon

I wish someone will do her in, while she is in jail! It wouled be a blessing for all Mankind!



Posted by: uno who

Paris couldn`t quite understand the bible and other inspirational books she had purchased. She ended up settling for "The Little Engine That Could".



Posted by: uno who

I hope her roommate holds her down and farts in her mouth, daily.



Posted by: edith head

*wiping a tear from my eye

oh, i how i laughed at these pictures. she looks ridiculous. white pumps on those boat feet! that dress that old lady hat, the braids, the sunglasses, the whole thing. *giggling*



Posted by: Anonymous

We love you Paris!!!! ;)



Posted by: uno who

From the upcoming movie "Heidi Goes To Prison"



Posted by: Anonymous

Ms Hilton is loving the Payless Shoe look lately, huh?



Posted by: uno who

Wait, I meant "Hook-Nose Heidi Goes To Prison"



Posted by: Anonymous

She looks thick



Posted by: heeeyy

what's wrong with the dress?



Posted by: uno who

It doesn`t look as good as the orange jumpsuit will.



Posted by: Anonymous

She looks awesome, as usual.



Posted by: edith head

6:43 - Why, it's on HER, of course.



Posted by: Sam

In response to, "he ends up eating the green eggs and ham"

I have that book and it is very good book.



Posted by: uno who

She has a team of Mexicans booked for tomorrow morning, to lay on the makeup like it`s drywall compound.



Posted by: heeeyy

uno who, i think i do know who.



Posted by: uno who

you bet you do



Posted by: Anonymous

Paris is going to be making "friends" in prison... my guess is they will be computer hackers of some kind.



Posted by: heeeyy

so now you're using different names to stalk me? ;)



Posted by: Anonymous

ha ha ..paris got booed at the MTV awards tonight. Sara told a Paris joke that got the longest laugh...



Posted by: edith head

I do not like her in a house

I do not like her with a mouse

I do not like her here or there

I do not like her anywhere

but jail will do.



Posted by: uno who

anon 6:49, just think of it, 23 hrs. a day in a cell with Paris, no blackberry, no phone, only you for conversation. If that`s not cruel and unusual punishment. I just hope the air conditioning doesn`t break - 23 days of : "it`s hot", "it`s hot", "it`s hot" ad nauseum.



Posted by: Angela --> The Net (1995)

"Our whole world is sitting there on a computer. It's in the computer, everything: your, your DMV records, your, your social security, your credit cards, your medical records. It's all right there. Everyone is stored in there. It's like this little electronic shadow on each and everyone of us, just, just begging for someone to screw with, and you know what? They've done it to me, and you know what? They're gonna do it to you."



Posted by: Anonymous

uno who or someone STFU



Posted by: Anonymous

Perp walk... mugshot please.



Posted by: uno who

si 6:52



Posted by: uno who

and the haters arrive, blow me anon 6:54.



Posted by: heeeyy

lol 6:54, the net...i used to love that movie...how random



Posted by: Anonymous

Blow yourself you're so good at it! Fucktard!



Posted by: Team Valtrex

I would not like her wearing red.
I would not like her to give me head.
I would not like her on her knees.
I would not like to have herpes.
I would not like to see her muff.
We`ve seen that snatch often enough.



Posted by: Anonymous

[showing Jack his gun]



Posted by: heeeyy

lol valtrex!



Posted by: Team Valtrex

McDonald`s called anon, they don`t think you`re qualified to operate the Fryolator. Luckily you still have your part-time job manning the jizz-mop at the local adult bookstore.



Posted by: Anonymous

LMBO at post 7:00pm - that is hilarious!



Posted by: Anonymous

post 7:00pm - that is not original. Been around... seen it around.



Posted by: Team Valtrex

sure you have, can you do better?



Posted by: Anonymous

Is it just me or has she looked pregnant in the last couple picture?? Maybe its just the clothes



Posted by: Someone

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paris=jail
jail=paris
paris&jail
jail&paris
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Posted by: Dr. Champion --> The Net (1995)

"You know, what's frightening me is, I'm starting to think that you're not delusional."



Posted by: Someone

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paris=jail
jail=paris
paris&jail
jail&paris
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Posted by: heeeyy

what is with 'the net' references?



Posted by: Someone -->The Net (1995)

it was a great movie....;



Posted by: heeeyy

oh, someone, that was you? lol...yes, it was a great movie.



Posted by: Team Valtrex

How`s the weather in whereverthefuckyouareastan?



Posted by: Anonymous

haha aww that's actually sad that she's going. suspended lisences are gay



Posted by: Anonymous

"A patient may be a screaming lunatic and yet require only a hundred hours to clear."

We at the Church of Scientology are here to help you. Stop by any of our locations throughout the world.



Posted by: Someone -->The Net (1995)

anyway i loveeeee Sandra Bullock, She's a great actress!!!! Agree with me????



Posted by: Team Valtrex

Xenu`s my bitch.



Posted by: Anonymous

Paris got booed on MTV haaa!!!!! haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! so much for the love.



Posted by: LL Ron Ron Hub bbard

We at the Church of Scientology have partnered with X17online in order to help you clear. Please continue for the betterment of mankind.



Posted by: Team Valtrex

What about the betterment of womankind?



Posted by: Monty Python --> How to Use Your Coconuts.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=uk-bBZ8uIPE



Posted by: Someone -->The Net (1995)

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Posted by: heeeyy

lol...someone, i find it really funny that you really love that movie. i don't know why, but it's just hilarious.
and by the way, i'm thinking you live in the united arab emirates????



Posted by: Sheree

Hi luv,
Be Safe , be strong, you'll be OK
just RELAX, read, write,
if you r interested, my girlfriend and I just bought PARIS, she is six weeks old, and just U, I have a pic to send but, not sure how to send it, I know that you have pen and paper in the J...,
but we r happy that you will be OK,
Luv from Chattanooga, Tn,
Steve, Sheree, and Paris(Dog)



Posted by: Someone -->The Net (1995)

Great weather actually, and yeah, believe it or not. Britney is enjoying a sunbath right now right here. i can see her now....GREAT THONG.



Posted by: Team Valtrex

Britney`s gonna make the fish smell funny.



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Posted by: Tiffany

Is this dress by fashion designer Ying Li? The print looks familar.



Posted by: Chris

Hey Someone, you're right, Sandra Bullock is awesome - love her in any of her movies - she can be funny, sad, dramatic and she is awfully cute! :o)



Posted by: Someone -->The Net (1995)

Scientology my Ass BRO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHA



Posted by: Someone -->The Net (1995)

Scientology my Ass BRO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHA



Posted by: Someone -->The Net (1995)

hahaha!!!!! United Arab emirates????!!! bad guess....),"



Posted by: heeeyy

am i at least close someone? why won't you just tell me?



Posted by: Someone -->The Net (1995)

valtrex: dude!! i wish if i was the sea.



Posted by: Monty Python --> Cheese Shop

www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDat9zdw7Gs



Posted by: Someone -->The Net (1995)

no you're not close heeeyy, but dammit girl, you're so annoying about this( hahahaha ) ok i'll tell you ----> Santa Monica. and that's it no more details. now time to talk about something else...



Posted by: Someone -->The Net (1995)

no you're not close heeeyy, but dammit girl, you're so annoying about this( hahahaha ) ok i'll tell you ----> Santa Monica. and that's it no more details. now time to talk about something else...



Posted by: heeeyy

hey don't call me annoying! again, you're so mean to me...but i want to know what you are...santa monica tells me nothing.



Posted by: TRAINWRECK, BOOZE AND DRUGS

###################################
Is it me or does Parasite look like she's been chowing down on her last meal before she goes to Old Sparky? Her legs look thick in the last few pictures.

Guess she's porking out in case Big Bertha takes her lunch everyday!

Just remember Parasite - full body cavity search - uh oh BOHICA!



Posted by: Someone -->The Net (1995)

where's valtrex?



Posted by: TRAINWRECK, BOOZE AND DRUGS

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Oh No, Mr. Bill!

Fake pregnancy in that dress - that's the ticket - Parasite can't go to jail because she's having morning sickness!



Posted by: Someone -->The Net (1995)

VALTREX!!!!!!

WHAT'S WRONG WITH HIM??
WHERE DID HE GOOOOOOOOOO?



Posted by: Monty Python --> The Spanish Inquisition

www.youtube.com/watch?v=zO68fUMWx3g



Posted by: Jenn

Why do you all hate on Paris? You don't even know her in person..How can you pass judgemnt on her? No one is perfect..and I really think she is a sweet person if you get ot know her..so, please stop hating on someone you have never even met..

If we don't have anything good to say about anyone, why should we say something bad? we are all humans...and none of us is perfect...so, give the girl a break...



Posted by: heeeyy

valtrex?



Posted by: Team Valtrex

sorry, studying for a test



Posted by: Someone -->The Net (1995)

heeeyy,valtrex : can you hear me guys.



Posted by: heeeyy

what kind of test?



Posted by: Introducing LisaNova

www.youtube.com/watch?v=JgMZpHF64K8



Posted by: Team Valtrex

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Posted by: Someone -->The Net (1995)

Are you serious????? what kind of test?? a Vagina check hahahaha!!!?????



Posted by: heeeyy

good luck



Posted by: LisaNova takes the Bus

www.youtube.com/watch?v=b4xaZis4YPE



Posted by: Team Valtrex

no someone, colonoscopy, I always study first.



Posted by: Someone -->The Net (1995)

anyway valtrex, i wish the best for you. Good Luck. buddy!!



Posted by: Team Valtrex

thanks



Posted by: Anonymous

Nigger Hilton is going to jail! Tons of people have to go to jail for doing stupid shit. This bitch isn't above the law and shouldn't be given credit for anything. She put herself in this position. I hope she tells everyone in jail what a nigger she is.



Posted by: Someone -->The Net (1995)

when the test is?



Posted by: Someone -->The Net (1995)

when the test is?



Posted by: Team Valtrex

tomorrow morning. I`ll be fine, I know this shit.



Posted by: Someone -->The Net (1995)

Anonymous

calm down, you are so racist. booo to you idiot. we left this shit many years ago.



Posted by: heeeyy

valtrex, God bless you for knowing that shit, cuz i have no idea what the hell you're talking about when you say hp master accredited systems engineer!



Posted by: Anonymous

So... Should we send over the cops.



Posted by: Someone -->The Net (1995)

VALTREX:

shit buddy!!!! did you lost your brain my friend????? WTF are you doing here?? you wasting your time man??? Seriously. if you wanna keep studying go ahead buddy!!! don't waste your time with us.. think about it!!!!!



Posted by: Anonymous

She's too happy lately. I guaruntee her lawyers told her she will be in there for one day... tops! She's getting out of it. Otherwise she would be crying still.



Posted by: Melissa Joan Hart

squeaky clean.



Posted by: Team Valtrex

Melissa Joan Hart will one day save Hollywood, she should get the roles they give to the trainwrecks.



Posted by: heeeyy

lol valtrex! clarissa explains it all was an awesome show.



Posted by: Someone -->The Net (1995)

Funny!!



Posted by: Team Valtrex

clarissa didn`t explain it all, I think she became a teenage witch, leaving some unanswered questions.



Posted by: heeeyy

hahaha! clarissa was sooo much cooler than sabrina



Posted by: Anonymous

Britney... Friends of mine



Posted by: Team Valtrex

sabrina had a talking cat though, it all evens out



Posted by: heeeyy

ah valtrex, very true...you always have a witty response.



Posted by: Someone -->The Net (1995)

dammit, there's a lady knocking my door like she wanna kill somebody..!!! oh wait..it's BRITNEY : HOLA!! she wanna take a bath after the sunbathing. hey britney. SILENT....PLEASE.



Posted by: Team Valtrex

distract her with a bag of Cheetos, someone



Posted by: Anonymous

Melissa Joan Hart did what with Britney Spears?



Posted by: Anonymous

Wow, Paris is standing outside mine. What a coin...



Posted by: Someone -->The Net (1995)

i can't man, she's trying to take off my shirt. oh wait a sec.... man/ she feels so cold..i see now poor girl. HELP ME VALTREX.



Posted by: Team Valtrex

I still got that 40 year old transvestite outside, wanna trade?



Posted by: Someone -->The Net (1995)

i can't man, she's trying to take off my shirt. oh wait a sec.... man/ she feels so cold..i see now poor girl. HELP ME VALTREX.



Posted by: Someone -->The Net (1995)

OH man the girl is only 25....MERCY MERCY



Posted by: Someone -->The Net (1995)

OH man the girl is only 25....MERCY MERCY



Posted by: Team Valtrex

See if she knows how to contact Melissa Joan Hart.



Posted by: Anonymous

So Britney Spears released that in 2004. Wow!



Posted by: Anonymous

Britney... Friends of mine 2



Posted by: andrejfromlatvia

I know ,that al be great....



Posted by: Someone -->The Net (1995)

Valtrex:!!!!!

dammit f*** man!!!!! she wanna make it out with me..OH MY GOD!!!! SOMEBODY HELP ME oh my god!!!! she's took off her bikini...MAMA help me...

Valtrex, help me my friend. dammit where is my DICK now???? oh no i forgot my dick at del taco the other night. what should i do?



Posted by: Anonymous

even though I think since Paris committed a crime, she deserves to go to jail...I must say, I am going to miss not seeing or hearing about her for a month! good luck Paris! you were really mature about those jokes at the MTV movie awards tonight! sarah is a bitch don't even worry about it!



Posted by: Anonymous

This square-headed trollop is making the biggest mistake of all. She's "believing" these paps telling her how beautiful she looks wrapped in a picnic tablecloth when in fact they're desperate - they're desperate because they're about to lose their money machine when she lands in the slammer. Their unison yell of "hey Jilton, you look so beautiful" was SO fake, just like her. Blo-han is about to pop a fuse, Bitemee already blew her mind and Janice Wreckinsen blew off the map! How will the paps make their money now?????



Posted by: Anonymous

HELLO!!!!!!!!!!! She is in JAIL right now....lagging X17. Hurry up :)



Posted by: Anonymous

Paris Hilton Begins Incarceration for Violating Probation

LOS ANGELES--(BUSINESS WIRE)--Richard A. Hutton, attorney for Paris Hilton, today announced that Paris Hilton has turned herself in to begin serving her sentence for violating probation at a Los Angeles County Jail located in Lynwood, California.

“I am ready to face the consequences of violating probation. During the past few weeks I have had a lot of time to think and have come to realize I made some mistakes,” stated Paris Hilton. “This is an important point in my life and I need to take responsibility for my actions. In the future, I plan on taking more of an active role in the decisions I make. I want to thank my family, friends and fans for their continued support. Although I am scared, I am ready to begin my jail sentence.”

June 04, 2007 02:21 AM Eastern Daylight Time



Posted by: raeberac

aw she looks amazing!
god i love it when she walks out and they paps are just oohing and aaahing. that must be lovely.
I hope she's doing alright in jail right now :( poor thing, hope to see her again soon! (which im expecting will be sooner than 23 days)



Posted by: Anonymous

Best of luck Paris- You'll be fine! We love you!



Posted by: Anonymous

ONLY GOD IS PERFECT! WE ALL MAKE MISTAKES. SHE MAY BE RICH ON EARTH BUT GOD SAYS IN THE BIBLE TO MAKE OUR RICHES IN HEAVEN BY HAVING FAITH IN HIM AND I THINK THIS HAS BROUGHT HER CLOSER TO HIM. GOD IS SMILLING. AT THE END WE WILL ALL BE JUDGED THE SAME NO MATTER WHO YOU ARE. BE STRONG PARIS, AND MAY YOUR FAITH IN GOD FILLS YOUR LIFE.



Posted by: Anonymous

last



Posted by: Anonymous

Paris! You will come out of this shinning brighter than before. Love your work honey. A LuckyKat for you to keep while inside.

>^.^



Posted by: eli007

Looks like Pippi Longstockings to me



Posted by: andrejfromlatvia

:)~ (\/) .... Night ,was a good !!!!!!



Posted by: Brian Llewellyn™ Please wear more yellow ladies!!!!!!!

Paris. When it comes to the clothes that you wear. You have a very intense passion for detail. That is one of the most desirable, and senuous outfits I have ever seen a woman wear. That outfit is stunning Paris. Oh lord. Can I please have my mind back sweetheart. I can't stop looking at those pictures of you in that outfit. Just Wow! Wow! Wow!
I'm gonna say a prayer for you everyday that you are in jail Paris. If you don't know God yourself. It's OK. Because he will be with you, and protect you through my prayers for you. I know exactly how scared of jail you are. Just because of that. If I could. I would go to jail for you so you wouldn't be scared if for no other reason. You'll never goto jail again. I can see it in your eyes. Thank yourself for that. As a person who cares about people and life. And someone happy who I will see a lot more of in the future.
As a charming woman you are in this world.
Paris. Take care... I Love you!!!!!!!

Brian Llewellyn™



Posted by: Brian Llewellyn™ Please wear more yellow ladies!!!!!!!

I've gotta go now everyone. It's time to say a prayer for precious.

Brian Llewellyn™



Posted by: Anonymous

well you might as well start praying cause she's in jail now



Posted by: Dumb Britney! Dumb Paris! Dumb Lindsay!

Paris has some BIG feet! OMG!



Posted by: andrejfromlatvia

Sexy Big Feet...



Posted by: Anonymous

Have a nice stay Paris.



Posted by: Anonymous

sorry paris, but you can't disguise that nose. Too big, too long, too hooked, too hawk like, too ugly, too strange--TOO NOTICEABLE.



Posted by: Logan

Some people are just soooo jalous and so stupid!
Paris we love you, you are amazing, and 23 days it's not that long (even if it's not fair at all...)!!!! We support you! Good luck Hot Girl!



Posted by: Anonymous

this girl is so hilarioussssssssss!!! her only daily activity is to dress up and show her pretty (pretty?) face and long legs to the press! GET A LIFE! a job maybe! even a lover! she must be really bored...
p.s. x17, stop paying so much attention to her! don't worry, she'll find you and crawl back into your pictures... but just for fun :D



Posted by: John

The snotty little bitch who thinks she is above the law should serve more time. Hopefully some lesbian with aids gets ahold of her and gives the skank ass ho just what she deserves! BURN IN HELL, BITCH!!!!!



Posted by: Hollywood CelebSex

The fabulous Paris will come out stronger than ever! Look at the style and grace of this beautiful woman.

Paris is one of the featured celebs on the Talking CelebFic site:

http://www.puzzlekiller.com

Celebrity Fiction with Britney, Paris, Lindsay and many others. Wild Hollywood Sex.



Posted by: Anonymous

Heeeyy needs to actually leave her house once in a while. And umm, try AIM, YIM, MSN even.



Posted by: Naddl

omfg i relly had knowm it jet but OMG Paris is in jail now ... omg i think she wanted go to jail at wednesday?? omg the last blog about her -.-



Posted by: Tif

Some people are just soooo jalous and so stupid------quoted-----

Yes, well at the very least I know how to spell "jealous." How ironic you call other people "stupid." And yet you are a STUPID moron who can't even spell a 2nd/3rd grade word---1st grade word if you go to private school. You must go to public shcool, because you are an idiot.
BTW--I also do not have a lazy brown eye, and a nose a bald eagle would envy.
Plus my eyes are true blue, no contacts needed.



Posted by: Pathetic

What a sorry seen. A bunch of illegals swarming a worthless whore and telling here how beautiful she is. And a bunch of pathetic fans groveling pleeease pleease paris take a picture with us!



Posted by: Paris Hilton fan

She different, anyone noticed?



Posted by: zandra

she is soooooo ug!



Posted by: Anonymous

What a sucking suckers these paps are...unbelievable.



Posted by: Anonymous

Is that Paris on Google Street Viewer?
http://moogld.com



Posted by: Therese

I usually don't like Paris' style, but I find this outfit incredibly cute! I want that dress so bad, although, she could have ditched those braids...



Posted by: kp

tmz is reporting that paris was measured and weighed at the jail and that she is 5'8. she looks taller than 5'8. I thought she was like 5'10. I'm 5'9 and I thought she was at least an inch taller than I am. I guess most women she is photographed with are much shorter and so she looks taller.



Posted by: Alana

I dont hate Paris but i dont think she is a very good role model for girls...sorry for those who like her

still proud of her for surrendering herself though!!

that dress is so cute i love it
Good luck Paris
xx



Posted by: Cuntvarnish

I bet she just pays some sappy bitch look-alike to go in for her. Who would know? (Who would care?) Yeah - yeah - ID - fingerprints --- whatevr



Posted by: zandra

i hate paris!







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