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Paris Attempts To, Uh, Disguise Herself

PHILTONHAT060207_01.jpgPHILTONHAT060207_07.jpgPHILTONHAT060207_09.jpgYou know what? Give Paris some credit for letting it all hang out. She's getting shipped off to jail in, like, a day, but does she have a meltdown? No. Has she annoyingly complained that she "just doesn't deserve this?" Well maybe a little, but probably less than expected. So what does she do? Goes out with a bang! If the girl knows how to do anything well, it's putting on a smiling face for the camera. Ya gotta love her for that.



PHILTONHAT060207_15.jpg"Ohmigod, I didn't knowyou guys would be here!"
PHILTONHAT060207_02.jpg"Please, I just want some privacy!"

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fuck off to jail paris

Posted by: Anonymous


good luck paris XOOX

Posted by: Anonymous


I know what we can do

if you hate paris put ##### at the begining of your post

if you love her put *****

then we can all see how many ppl love her and how many hate her easily

Posted by: Anonymous


its so sad that they are sending her to jail...what is the paps going to do with all that extra time....

Posted by: Anonymous


Nice outfit Paris. Very special. As a criminologist, I wish you good luck in prison. Have fun and rock this place!

Posted by: Rachel


cute dress.

Posted by: heeeyy


we love you Paris. XOXOXOXO

Posted by: Anonymous


we love you paris you look beautiful and you really look beautiful on MTV MOVIE AWARDS DON,T LET THEIR JOKES HURT YOUR FEELINGS TAKE LIKE A WOMAN LIKE YOU DID WITH A SMILE ON YOUR FACE AT THAT SARA,S JOKES B-ATCH

Posted by: Anonymous


we love you paris you look beautiful and you really look beautiful on MTV MOVIE AWARDS DON,T LET THEIR JOKES HURT YOUR FEELINGS TAKE LIKE A WOMAN LIKE YOU DID WITH A SMILE ON YOUR FACE AT THAT SARA,S JOKES B-ATCH

Posted by: Anonymous


Damn Britney is out of town, Paris in jail, and Lindsey in rehab what is X-17 going to post about??

Posted by: costa mesa girl


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Paris just go AWAY! please

Posted by: Anonymous


Good lord, they hand picked her roommate, she is going in for like 2 weeks. SO WHAT? She committed a crime and she is going to jail for it. I hope it's difficult on her and she's miserable. I also hope the girl they put her in with tells all and makes a million dollars off that skank.

Posted by: LadyWithClass


What. A. Retard.

Posted by: Anonymous


I just feel sorry for the roommate. Of course, after the 23 days are over she can release a tell-all book called" Actually, your shit DOES stink".

Posted by: anonymous


Two words...spoiled brat.

Posted by: U Can't B Serious


ITS ALL A FRONT !!!!

deep down she's petrified of jail,reality & the inmates
(the public school bitches)her special name for those who dont come from money.

her brave act is all just that
AN ACT !!

Posted by: paris putting on a front & (public school bitches)


i can see it now...

parasite promising to hire some of the inmates to be her maid/s and housekeeping when they get out of jail.

she's going to hire the ones who dont give her a hard time.

Posted by: paris will hire some released inmates to be her maid


I agree with 6:09, she's totally shitting her pants.

Posted by: heeeyy


Stupid bitch. Hope you get your ass kicked in jail Paris! PS, I hope they do a really thorough cavity search... of course you'll probably like it, every knows all of your cavities have been pretty extensively searched, by man persons.

Posted by: Anonymous


paris will be back bigger then ever after her stay in jail,and all you teensy weensy worm turds will pay for the things you are saying about our God Ordained Princess.

Posted by: t wolf


Paris pick out the biggest girl and wrap your arms around her and say you my mamma!! The hatchet would will be your friend, http://www.thestl.com

Posted by: Paydayloans


Paris pick out the biggest girl and wrap your arms around her and say you my mamma!! The hatchet would will be your friend, http://www.thestl.com

Posted by: Paydayloans


I`m gonna ruin the ending of the book Paris is going to read in jail - he ends up eating the green eggs and ham

Posted by: anonymous


LMFAO 6:16!!

Posted by: heeeyy


I also feel sorry for the roommate, she`ll have to help with the big words - "the","cat","in","hat". 23 days of remedial English.

Posted by: uno who


THIS WAS AFTER SHE SNORTED COKE UNTIL 6:30 A.M. AT A HOUSE PARTY IN THE HILLS.

"CLEANED UP" HER ACT MY ASS - MAYBE WHEN HER 'FRIEND' WHO TOOK PICS THAT NIGHT OF HER WITH COKE ALL OVER HER NOSE GETS THE PRICE SHE WANTS FOR THEM THIS BULIMIC, RACIST CUNT IS *OVER*.

MORE OVER THAN SHE IS ALREADY.

THIS WAS AFTER SHE SNORTED COKE UNTIL 6:30 A.M. AT A HOUSE PARTY IN THE HILLS.

"CLEANED UP" HER ACT MY ASS - MAYBE WHEN HER 'FRIEND' WHO TOOK PICS THAT NIGHT OF HER WITH COKE ALL OVER HER NOSE GETS THE PRICE SHE WANTS FOR THEM THIS BULIMIC, RACIST CUNT IS *OVER*.

MORE OVER THAN SHE IS ALREADY.

THIS WAS AFTER SHE SNORTED COKE UNTIL 6:30 A.M. AT A HOUSE PARTY IN THE HILLS.

"CLEANED UP" HER ACT MY ASS - MAYBE WHEN HER 'FRIEND' WHO TOOK PICS THAT NIGHT OF HER WITH COKE ALL OVER HER NOSE GETS THE PRICE SHE WANTS FOR THEM THIS BULIMIC, RACIST CUNT IS *OVER*.

MORE OVER THAN SHE IS ALREADY.

THIS WAS AFTER SHE SNORTED COKE UNTIL 6:30 A.M. AT A HOUSE PARTY IN THE HILLS.

"CLEANED UP" HER ACT MY ASS - MAYBE WHEN HER 'FRIEND' WHO TOOK PICS THAT NIGHT OF HER WITH COKE ALL OVER HER NOSE GETS THE PRICE SHE WANTS FOR THEM THIS BULIMIC, RACIST CUNT IS *OVER*.

MORE OVER THAN SHE IS ALREADY.

THIS WAS AFTER SHE SNORTED COKE UNTIL 6:30 A.M. AT A HOUSE PARTY IN THE HILLS.

"CLEANED UP" HER ACT MY ASS - MAYBE WHEN HER 'FRIEND' WHO TOOK PICS THAT NIGHT OF HER WITH COKE ALL OVER HER NOSE GETS THE PRICE SHE WANTS FOR THEM THIS BULIMIC, RACIST CUNT IS *OVER*.

MORE OVER THAN SHE IS ALREADY.

THIS WAS AFTER SHE SNORTED COKE UNTIL 6:30 A.M. AT A HOUSE PARTY IN THE HILLS.

"CLEANED UP" HER ACT MY ASS - MAYBE WHEN HER 'FRIEND' WHO TOOK PICS THAT NIGHT OF HER WITH COKE ALL OVER HER NOSE GETS THE PRICE SHE WANTS FOR THEM THIS BULIMIC, RACIST CUNT IS *OVER*.

MORE OVER THAN SHE IS ALREADY.

THIS WAS AFTER SHE SNORTED COKE UNTIL 6:30 A.M. AT A HOUSE PARTY IN THE HILLS.

"CLEANED UP" HER ACT MY ASS - MAYBE WHEN HER 'FRIEND' WHO TOOK PICS THAT NIGHT OF HER WITH COKE ALL OVER HER NOSE GETS THE PRICE SHE WANTS FOR THEM THIS BULIMIC, RACIST CUNT IS *OVER*.

MORE OVER THAN SHE IS ALREADY.

THIS WAS AFTER SHE SNORTED COKE UNTIL 6:30 A.M. AT A HOUSE PARTY IN THE HILLS.

"CLEANED UP" HER ACT MY ASS - MAYBE WHEN HER 'FRIEND' WHO TOOK PICS THAT NIGHT OF HER WITH COKE ALL OVER HER NOSE GETS THE PRICE SHE WANTS FOR THEM THIS BULIMIC, RACIST CUNT IS *OVER*.

MORE OVER THAN SHE IS ALREADY.

THIS WAS AFTER SHE SNORTED COKE UNTIL 6:30 A.M. AT A HOUSE PARTY IN THE HILLS.

"CLEANED UP" HER ACT MY ASS - MAYBE WHEN HER 'FRIEND' WHO TOOK PICS THAT NIGHT OF HER WITH COKE ALL OVER HER NOSE GETS THE PRICE SHE WANTS FOR THEM THIS BULIMIC, RACIST CUNT IS *OVER*.

MORE OVER THAN SHE IS ALREADY.

THIS WAS AFTER SHE SNORTED COKE UNTIL 6:30 A.M. AT A HOUSE PARTY IN THE HILLS.

"CLEANED UP" HER ACT MY ASS - MAYBE WHEN HER 'FRIEND' WHO TOOK PICS THAT NIGHT OF HER WITH COKE ALL OVER HER NOSE GETS THE PRICE SHE WANTS FOR THEM THIS BULIMIC, RACIST CUNT IS *OVER*.

MORE OVER THAN SHE IS ALREADY.

THIS WAS AFTER SHE SNORTED COKE UNTIL 6:30 A.M. AT A HOUSE PARTY IN THE HILLS.

"CLEANED UP" HER ACT MY ASS - MAYBE WHEN HER 'FRIEND' WHO TOOK PICS THAT NIGHT OF HER WITH COKE ALL OVER HER NOSE GETS THE PRICE SHE WANTS FOR THEM THIS BULIMIC, RACIST CUNT IS *OVER*.

MORE OVER THAN SHE IS ALREADY.

THIS WAS AFTER SHE SNORTED COKE UNTIL 6:30 A.M. AT A HOUSE PARTY IN THE HILLS.

"CLEANED UP" HER ACT MY ASS - MAYBE WHEN HER 'FRIEND' WHO TOOK PICS THAT NIGHT OF HER WITH COKE ALL OVER HER NOSE GETS THE PRICE SHE WANTS FOR THEM THIS BULIMIC, RACIST CUNT IS *OVER*.

MORE OVER THAN SHE IS ALREADY.

THIS WAS AFTER SHE SNORTED COKE UNTIL 6:30 A.M. AT A HOUSE PARTY IN THE HILLS.

"CLEANED UP" HER ACT MY ASS - MAYBE WHEN HER 'FRIEND' WHO TOOK PICS THAT NIGHT OF HER WITH COKE ALL OVER HER NOSE GETS THE PRICE SHE WANTS FOR THEM THIS BULIMIC, RACIST CUNT IS *OVER*.

MORE OVER THAN SHE IS ALREADY.

THIS WAS AFTER SHE SNORTED COKE UNTIL 6:30 A.M. AT A HOUSE PARTY IN THE HILLS.

"CLEANED UP" HER ACT MY ASS - MAYBE WHEN HER 'FRIEND' WHO TOOK PICS THAT NIGHT OF HER WITH COKE ALL OVER HER NOSE GETS THE PRICE SHE WANTS FOR THEM THIS BULIMIC, RACIST CUNT IS *OVER*.

MORE OVER THAN SHE IS ALREADY.

THIS WAS AFTER SHE SNORTED COKE UNTIL 6:30 A.M. AT A HOUSE PARTY IN THE HILLS.

"CLEANED UP" HER ACT MY ASS - MAYBE WHEN HER 'FRIEND' WHO TOOK PICS THAT NIGHT OF HER WITH COKE ALL OVER HER NOSE GETS THE PRICE SHE WANTS FOR THEM THIS BULIMIC, RACIST CUNT IS *OVER*.

MORE OVER THAN SHE IS ALREADY.

THIS WAS AFTER SHE SNORTED COKE UNTIL 6:30 A.M. AT A HOUSE PARTY IN THE HILLS.

"CLEANED UP" HER ACT MY ASS - MAYBE WHEN HER 'FRIEND' WHO TOOK PICS THAT NIGHT OF HER WITH COKE ALL OVER HER NOSE GETS THE PRICE SHE WANTS FOR THEM THIS BULIMIC, RACIST CUNT IS *OVER*.

MORE OVER THAN SHE IS ALREADY.

THIS WAS AFTER SHE SNORTED COKE UNTIL 6:30 A.M. AT A HOUSE PARTY IN THE HILLS.

"CLEANED UP" HER ACT MY ASS - MAYBE WHEN HER 'FRIEND' WHO TOOK PICS THAT NIGHT OF HER WITH COKE ALL OVER HER NOSE GETS THE PRICE SHE WANTS FOR THEM THIS BULIMIC, RACIST CUNT IS *OVER*.

MORE OVER THAN SHE IS ALREADY.

THIS WAS AFTER SHE SNORTED COKE UNTIL 6:30 A.M. AT A HOUSE PARTY IN THE HILLS.

"CLEANED UP" HER ACT MY ASS - MAYBE WHEN HER 'FRIEND' WHO TOOK PICS THAT NIGHT OF HER WITH COKE ALL OVER HER NOSE GETS THE PRICE SHE WANTS FOR THEM THIS BULIMIC, RACIST CUNT IS *OVER*.

MORE OVER THAN SHE IS ALREADY.

THIS WAS AFTER SHE SNORTED COKE UNTIL 6:30 A.M. AT A HOUSE PARTY IN THE HILLS.

"CLEANED UP" HER ACT MY ASS - MAYBE WHEN HER 'FRIEND' WHO TOOK PICS THAT NIGHT OF HER WITH COKE ALL OVER HER NOSE GETS THE PRICE SHE WANTS FOR THEM THIS BULIMIC, RACIST CUNT IS *OVER*.

MORE OVER THAN SHE IS ALREADY.

THIS WAS AFTER SHE SNORTED COKE UNTIL 6:30 A.M. AT A HOUSE PARTY IN THE HILLS.

"CLEANED UP" HER ACT MY ASS - MAYBE WHEN HER 'FRIEND' WHO TOOK PICS THAT NIGHT OF HER WITH COKE ALL OVER HER NOSE GETS THE PRICE SHE WANTS FOR THEM THIS BULIMIC, RACIST CUNT IS *OVER*.

MORE OVER THAN SHE IS ALREADY.


AND SORRY BITCH: EVEN COVERING HALF YOUR FACE WITH HUGE GLASSES AND A HAT YOU STILL LOOK LIKE A 40 YEAR OLD TRANSSEXUAL!


Posted by: Anonymous


PHILTONHAT060207_02 OK Paris, you win... twenty something days without seeing you is going to be difficult.

"'Everyone knows that girls do NOT fart, only boys with cooties fart,' says Mary Lou Blankenship, age 6."

manlyjokes.tripod.com/manly/manly_20.html

Posted by: Washington, D.C.


Wow! Really BEAUTIFUL! You'll be fine- it will go fast. WE LOVE YOU PARIS!

Posted by: Anonymous


the 40 year old transexual at the end of my street finds the last comment offensive.

Posted by: uno who


I wish someone will do her in, while she is in jail! It wouled be a blessing for all Mankind!

Posted by: anon


Paris couldn`t quite understand the bible and other inspirational books she had purchased. She ended up settling for "The Little Engine That Could".

Posted by: uno who


I hope her roommate holds her down and farts in her mouth, daily.

Posted by: uno who


*wiping a tear from my eye

oh, i how i laughed at these pictures. she looks ridiculous. white pumps on those boat feet! that dress that old lady hat, the braids, the sunglasses, the whole thing. *giggling*

Posted by: edith head


We love you Paris!!!! ;)

Posted by: Anonymous


From the upcoming movie "Heidi Goes To Prison"

Posted by: uno who


Ms Hilton is loving the Payless Shoe look lately, huh?

Posted by: Anonymous


Wait, I meant "Hook-Nose Heidi Goes To Prison"

Posted by: uno who


She looks thick

Posted by: Anonymous


what's wrong with the dress?

Posted by: heeeyy


It doesn`t look as good as the orange jumpsuit will.

Posted by: uno who


She looks awesome, as usual.

Posted by: Anonymous


6:43 - Why, it's on HER, of course.

Posted by: edith head


In response to, "he ends up eating the green eggs and ham"

I have that book and it is very good book.

Posted by: Sam


She has a team of Mexicans booked for tomorrow morning, to lay on the makeup like it`s drywall compound.

Posted by: uno who


uno who, i think i do know who.

Posted by: heeeyy


you bet you do

Posted by: uno who


Paris is going to be making "friends" in prison... my guess is they will be computer hackers of some kind.

Posted by: Anonymous


so now you're using different names to stalk me? ;)

Posted by: heeeyy


ha ha ..paris got booed at the MTV awards tonight. Sara told a Paris joke that got the longest laugh...

Posted by: Anonymous


I do not like her in a house

I do not like her with a mouse

I do not like her here or there

I do not like her anywhere

but jail will do.

Posted by: edith head


anon 6:49, just think of it, 23 hrs. a day in a cell with Paris, no blackberry, no phone, only you for conversation. If that`s not cruel and unusual punishment. I just hope the air conditioning doesn`t break - 23 days of : "it`s hot", "it`s hot", "it`s hot" ad nauseum.

Posted by: uno who


"Our whole world is sitting there on a computer. It's in the computer, everything: your, your DMV records, your, your social security, your credit cards, your medical records. It's all right there. Everyone is stored in there. It's like this little electronic shadow on each and everyone of us, just, just begging for someone to screw with, and you know what? They've done it to me, and you know what? They're gonna do it to you."

Posted by: Angela --> The Net (1995)


uno who or someone STFU

Posted by: Anonymous


Perp walk... mugshot please.

Posted by: Anonymous


si 6:52

Posted by: uno who


and the haters arrive, blow me anon 6:54.

Posted by: uno who


lol 6:54, the net...i used to love that movie...how random

Posted by: heeeyy


Blow yourself you're so good at it! Fucktard!

Posted by: Anonymous


I would not like her wearing red.
I would not like her to give me head.
I would not like her on her knees.
I would not like to have herpes.
I would not like to see her muff.
We`ve seen that snatch often enough.

Posted by: Team Valtrex


[showing Jack his gun]

Posted by: Anonymous


lol valtrex!

Posted by: heeeyy


McDonald`s called anon, they don`t think you`re qualified to operate the Fryolator. Luckily you still have your part-time job manning the jizz-mop at the local adult bookstore.

Posted by: Team Valtrex


LMBO at post 7:00pm - that is hilarious!

Posted by: Anonymous


post 7:00pm - that is not original. Been around... seen it around.

Posted by: Anonymous


sure you have, can you do better?

Posted by: Team Valtrex


Is it just me or has she looked pregnant in the last couple picture?? Maybe its just the clothes

Posted by: Anonymous


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paris=jail
jail=paris
paris&jail
jail&paris
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Posted by: Someone


"You know, what's frightening me is, I'm starting to think that you're not delusional."

Posted by: Dr. Champion --> The Net (1995)


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paris=jail
jail=paris
paris&jail
jail&paris
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Posted by: Someone


what is with 'the net' references?

Posted by: heeeyy


it was a great movie....;

Posted by: Someone -->The Net (1995)


oh, someone, that was you? lol...yes, it was a great movie.

Posted by: heeeyy


How`s the weather in whereverthefuckyouareastan?

Posted by: Team Valtrex


haha aww that's actually sad that she's going. suspended lisences are gay

Posted by: Anonymous


"A patient may be a screaming lunatic and yet require only a hundred hours to clear."

We at the Church of Scientology are here to help you. Stop by any of our locations throughout the world.

Posted by: Anonymous


anyway i loveeeee Sandra Bullock, She's a great actress!!!! Agree with me????

Posted by: Someone -->The Net (1995)


Xenu`s my bitch.

Posted by: Team Valtrex


Paris got booed on MTV haaa!!!!! haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! so much for the love.

Posted by: Anonymous


We at the Church of Scientology have partnered with X17online in order to help you clear. Please continue for the betterment of mankind.

Posted by: LL Ron Ron Hub bbard


What about the betterment of womankind?

Posted by: Team Valtrex


www.youtube.com/watch?v=uk-bBZ8uIPE

Posted by: Monty Python --> How to Use Your Coconuts.


Great weather actually, and yeah, believe it or not. Britney is enjoying a sunbath right now right here. i can see her now....GREAT THONG.

Posted by: Someone -->The Net (1995)


lol...someone, i find it really funny that you really love that movie. i don't know why, but it's just hilarious.
and by the way, i'm thinking you live in the united arab emirates????

Posted by: heeeyy


Hi luv,
Be Safe , be strong, you'll be OK
just RELAX, read, write,
if you r interested, my girlfriend and I just bought PARIS, she is six weeks old, and just U, I have a pic to send but, not sure how to send it, I know that you have pen and paper in the J...,
but we r happy that you will be OK,
Luv from Chattanooga, Tn,
Steve, Sheree, and Paris(Dog)

Posted by: Sheree


Great weather actually, and yeah, believe it or not. Britney is enjoying a sunbath right now right here. i can see her now....GREAT THONG.

Posted by: Someone -->The Net (1995)


Britney`s gonna make the fish smell funny.

Posted by: Team Valtrex


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Posted by: paris forever!


Is this dress by fashion designer Ying Li? The print looks familar.

Posted by: Tiffany


Hey Someone, you're right, Sandra Bullock is awesome - love her in any of her movies - she can be funny, sad, dramatic and she is awfully cute! :o)

Posted by: Chris


Scientology my Ass BRO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHA

Posted by: Someone -->The Net (1995)


Scientology my Ass BRO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHA

Posted by: Someone -->The Net (1995)


hahaha!!!!! United Arab emirates????!!! bad guess....),"

Posted by: Someone -->The Net (1995)


am i at least close someone? why won't you just tell me?

Posted by: heeeyy


valtrex: dude!! i wish if i was the sea.

Posted by: Someone -->The Net (1995)


www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDat9zdw7Gs

Posted by: Monty Python --> Cheese Shop


no you're not close heeeyy, but dammit girl, you're so annoying about this( hahahaha ) ok i'll tell you ----> Santa Monica. and that's it no more details. now time to talk about something else...

Posted by: Someone -->The Net (1995)


no you're not close heeeyy, but dammit girl, you're so annoying about this( hahahaha ) ok i'll tell you ----> Santa Monica. and that's it no more details. now time to talk about something else...

Posted by: Someone -->The Net (1995)


hey don't call me annoying! again, you're so mean to me...but i want to know what you are...santa monica tells me nothing.

Posted by: heeeyy


###################################
Is it me or does Parasite look like she's been chowing down on her last meal before she goes to Old Sparky? Her legs look thick in the last few pictures.

Guess she's porking out in case Big Bertha takes her lunch everyday!

Just remember Parasite - full body cavity search - uh oh BOHICA!

Posted by: TRAINWRECK, BOOZE AND DRUGS


where's valtrex?

Posted by: Someone -->The Net (1995)


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Oh No, Mr. Bill!

Fake pregnancy in that dress - that's the ticket - Parasite can't go to jail because she's having morning sickness!

Posted by: TRAINWRECK, BOOZE AND DRUGS


VALTREX!!!!!!

WHAT'S WRONG WITH HIM??
WHERE DID HE GOOOOOOOOOO?

Posted by: Someone -->The Net (1995)


www.youtube.com/watch?v=zO68fUMWx3g

Posted by: Monty Python --> The Spanish Inquisition


Why do you all hate on Paris? You don't even know her in person..How can you pass judgemnt on her? No one is perfect..and I really think she is a sweet person if you get ot know her..so, please stop hating on someone you have never even met..

If we don't have anything good to say about anyone, why should we say something bad? we are all humans...and none of us is perfect...so, give the girl a break...

Posted by: Jenn


valtrex?

Posted by: heeeyy


sorry, studying for a test

Posted by: Team Valtrex


heeeyy,valtrex : can you hear me guys.

Posted by: Someone -->The Net (1995)


what kind of test?

Posted by: heeeyy


www.youtube.com/watch?v=JgMZpHF64K8

Posted by: Introducing LisaNova


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Posted by: Team Valtrex


Are you serious????? what kind of test?? a Vagina check hahahaha!!!?????

Posted by: Someone -->The Net (1995)


good luck

Posted by: heeeyy


www.youtube.com/watch?v=b4xaZis4YPE

Posted by: LisaNova takes the Bus


no someone, colonoscopy, I always study first.

Posted by: Team Valtrex


anyway valtrex, i wish the best for you. Good Luck. buddy!!

Posted by: Someone -->The Net (1995)


thanks

Posted by: Team Valtrex


Nigger Hilton is going to jail! Tons of people have to go to jail for doing stupid shit. This bitch isn't above the law and shouldn't be given credit for anything. She put herself in this position. I hope she tells everyone in jail what a nigger she is.

Posted by: Anonymous


when the test is?

Posted by: Someone -->The Net (1995)


when the test is?

Posted by: Someone -->The Net (1995)


tomorrow morning. I`ll be fine, I know this shit.

Posted by: Team Valtrex


Anonymous

calm down, you are so racist. booo to you idiot. we left this shit many years ago.

Posted by: Someone -->The Net (1995)


valtrex, God bless you for knowing that shit, cuz i have no idea what the hell you're talking about when you say hp master accredited systems engineer!

Posted by: heeeyy


So... Should we send over the cops.

Posted by: Anonymous


VALTREX:

shit buddy!!!! did you lost your brain my friend????? WTF are you doing here?? you wasting your time man??? Seriously. if you wanna keep studying go ahead buddy!!! don't waste your time with us.. think about it!!!!!

Posted by: Someone -->The Net (1995)


She's too happy lately. I guaruntee her lawyers told her she will be in there for one day... tops! She's getting out of it. Otherwise she would be crying still.

Posted by: Anonymous


squeaky clean.

Posted by: Melissa Joan Hart


Melissa Joan Hart will one day save Hollywood, she should get the roles they give to the trainwrecks.

Posted by: Team Valtrex


lol valtrex! clarissa explains it all was an awesome show.

Posted by: heeeyy


Funny!!

Posted by: Someone -->The Net (1995)


clarissa didn`t explain it all, I think she became a teenage witch, leaving some unanswered questions.

Posted by: Team Valtrex


hahaha! clarissa was sooo much cooler than sabrina

Posted by: heeeyy


Britney... Friends of mine

Posted by: Anonymous


sabrina had a talking cat though, it all evens out

Posted by: Team Valtrex


ah valtrex, very true...you always have a witty response.

Posted by: heeeyy


dammit, there's a lady knocking my door like she wanna kill somebody..!!! oh wait..it's BRITNEY : HOLA!! she wanna take a bath after the sunbathing. hey britney. SILENT....PLEASE.

Posted by: Someone -->The Net (1995)


distract her with a bag of Cheetos, someone

Posted by: Team Valtrex


Melissa Joan Hart did what with Britney Spears?

Posted by: Anonymous


Wow, Paris is standing outside mine. What a coin...

Posted by: Anonymous


i can't man, she's trying to take off my shirt. oh wait a sec.... man/ she feels so cold..i see now poor girl. HELP ME VALTREX.

Posted by: Someone -->The Net (1995)


I still got that 40 year old transvestite outside, wanna trade?

Posted by: Team Valtrex


i can't man, she's trying to take off my shirt. oh wait a sec.... man/ she feels so cold..i see now poor girl. HELP ME VALTREX.

Posted by: Someone -->The Net (1995)


OH man the girl is only 25....MERCY MERCY

Posted by: Someone -->The Net (1995)


OH man the girl is only 25....MERCY MERCY

Posted by: Someone -->The Net (1995)


See if she knows how to contact Melissa Joan Hart.

Posted by: Team Valtrex


So Britney Spears released that in 2004. Wow!

Posted by: Anonymous


Britney... Friends of mine 2

Posted by: Anonymous


I know ,that al be great....

Posted by: andrejfromlatvia


Valtrex:!!!!!

dammit f*** man!!!!! she wanna make it out with me..OH MY GOD!!!! SOMEBODY HELP ME oh my god!!!! she's took off her bikini...MAMA help me...

Valtrex, help me my friend. dammit where is my DICK now???? oh no i forgot my dick at del taco the other night. what should i do?

Posted by: Someone -->The Net (1995)


even though I think since Paris committed a crime, she deserves to go to jail...I must say, I am going to miss not seeing or hearing about her for a month! good luck Paris! you were really mature about those jokes at the MTV movie awards tonight! sarah is a bitch don't even worry about it!

Posted by: Anonymous


This square-headed trollop is making the biggest mistake of all. She's "believing" these paps telling her how beautiful she looks wrapped in a picnic tablecloth when in fact they're desperate - they're desperate because they're about to lose their money machine when she lands in the slammer. Their unison yell of "hey Jilton, you look so beautiful" was SO fake, just like her. Blo-han is about to pop a fuse, Bitemee already blew her mind and Janice Wreckinsen blew off the map! How will the paps make their money now?????

Posted by: Anonymous


HELLO!!!!!!!!!!! She is in JAIL right now....lagging X17. Hurry up :)

Posted by: Anonymous


Paris Hilton Begins Incarceration for Violating Probation

LOS ANGELES--(BUSINESS WIRE)--Richard A. Hutton, attorney for Paris Hilton, today announced that Paris Hilton has turned herself in to begin serving her sentence for violating probation at a Los Angeles County Jail located in Lynwood, California.

“I am ready to face the consequences of violating probation. During the past few weeks I have had a lot of time to think and have come to realize I made some mistakes,” stated Paris Hilton. “This is an important point in my life and I need to take responsibility for my actions. In the future, I plan on taking more of an active role in the decisions I make. I want to thank my family, friends and fans for their continued support. Although I am scared, I am ready to begin my jail sentence.”

June 04, 2007 02:21 AM Eastern Daylight Time

Posted by: Anonymous


aw she looks amazing!
god i love it when she walks out and they paps are just oohing and aaahing. that must be lovely.
I hope she's doing alright in jail right now :( poor thing, hope to see her again soon! (which im expecting will be sooner than 23 days)

Posted by: raeberac


Best of luck Paris- You'll be fine! We love you!

Posted by: Anonymous


ONLY GOD IS PERFECT! WE ALL MAKE MISTAKES. SHE MAY BE RICH ON EARTH BUT GOD SAYS IN THE BIBLE TO MAKE OUR RICHES IN HEAVEN BY HAVING FAITH IN HIM AND I THINK THIS HAS BROUGHT HER CLOSER TO HIM. GOD IS SMILLING. AT THE END WE WILL ALL BE JUDGED THE SAME NO MATTER WHO YOU ARE. BE STRONG PARIS, AND MAY YOUR FAITH IN GOD FILLS YOUR LIFE.

Posted by: Anonymous


last

Posted by: Anonymous


Paris! You will come out of this shinning brighter than before. Love your work honey. A LuckyKat for you to keep while inside.

>^.^

Posted by: Anonymous


Looks like Pippi Longstockings to me

Posted by: eli007


:)~ (\/) .... Night ,was a good !!!!!!

Posted by: andrejfromlatvia


Paris. When it comes to the clothes that you wear. You have a very intense passion for detail. That is one of the most desirable, and senuous outfits I have ever seen a woman wear. That outfit is stunning Paris. Oh lord. Can I please have my mind back sweetheart. I can't stop looking at those pictures of you in that outfit. Just Wow! Wow! Wow!
I'm gonna say a prayer for you everyday that you are in jail Paris. If you don't know God yourself. It's OK. Because he will be with you, and protect you through my prayers for you. I know exactly how scared of jail you are. Just because of that. If I could. I would go to jail for you so you wouldn't be scared if for no other reason. You'll never goto jail again. I can see it in your eyes. Thank yourself for that. As a person who cares about people and life. And someone happy who I will see a lot more of in the future.
As a charming woman you are in this world.
Paris. Take care... I Love you!!!!!!!

Brian Llewellyn™

Posted by: Brian Llewellyn™ Please wear more yellow ladies!!!!!!!


I've gotta go now everyone. It's time to say a prayer for precious.

Brian Llewellyn™

Posted by: Brian Llewellyn™ Please wear more yellow ladies!!!!!!!


well you might as well start praying cause she's in jail now

Posted by: Anonymous


Paris has some BIG feet! OMG!

Posted by: Dumb Britney! Dumb Paris! Dumb Lindsay!


Sexy Big Feet...

Posted by: andrejfromlatvia


Have a nice stay Paris.

Posted by: Anonymous


sorry paris, but you can't disguise that nose. Too big, too long, too hooked, too hawk like, too ugly, too strange--TOO NOTICEABLE.

Posted by: Anonymous


Some people are just soooo jalous and so stupid!
Paris we love you, you are amazing, and 23 days it's not that long (even if it's not fair at all...)!!!! We support you! Good luck Hot Girl!

Posted by: Logan


this girl is so hilarioussssssssss!!! her only daily activity is to dress up and show her pretty (pretty?) face and long legs to the press! GET A LIFE! a job maybe! even a lover! she must be really bored...
p.s. x17, stop paying so much attention to her! don't worry, she'll find you and crawl back into your pictures... but just for fun :D

Posted by: Anonymous


The snotty little bitch who thinks she is above the law should serve more time. Hopefully some lesbian with aids gets ahold of her and gives the skank ass ho just what she deserves! BURN IN HELL, BITCH!!!!!

Posted by: John


The fabulous Paris will come out stronger than ever! Look at the style and grace of this beautiful woman.

Paris is one of the featured celebs on the Talking CelebFic site:

http://www.puzzlekiller.com

Celebrity Fiction with Britney, Paris, Lindsay and many others. Wild Hollywood Sex.

Posted by: Hollywood CelebSex


Heeeyy needs to actually leave her house once in a while. And umm, try AIM, YIM, MSN even.

Posted by: Anonymous


omfg i relly had knowm it jet but OMG Paris is in jail now ... omg i think she wanted go to jail at wednesday?? omg the last blog about her -.-

Posted by: Naddl


Some people are just soooo jalous and so stupid------quoted-----

Yes, well at the very least I know how to spell "jealous." How ironic you call other people "stupid." And yet you are a STUPID moron who can't even spell a 2nd/3rd grade word---1st grade word if you go to private school. You must go to public shcool, because you are an idiot.
BTW--I also do not have a lazy brown eye, and a nose a bald eagle would envy.
Plus my eyes are true blue, no contacts needed.

Posted by: Tif


What a sorry seen. A bunch of illegals swarming a worthless whore and telling here how beautiful she is. And a bunch of pathetic fans groveling pleeease pleease paris take a picture with us!

Posted by: Pathetic


She different, anyone noticed?

Posted by: Paris Hilton fan


she is soooooo ug!

Posted by: zandra


What a sucking suckers these paps are...unbelievable.

Posted by: Anonymous


Is that Paris on Google Street Viewer?
http://moogld.com

Posted by: Anonymous


I usually don't like Paris' style, but I find this outfit incredibly cute! I want that dress so bad, although, she could have ditched those braids...

Posted by: Therese


tmz is reporting that paris was measured and weighed at the jail and that she is 5'8. she looks taller than 5'8. I thought she was like 5'10. I'm 5'9 and I thought she was at least an inch taller than I am. I guess most women she is photographed with are much shorter and so she looks taller.

Posted by: kp


I dont hate Paris but i dont think she is a very good role model for girls...sorry for those who like her

still proud of her for surrendering herself though!!

that dress is so cute i love it
Good luck Paris
xx

Posted by: Alana


I bet she just pays some sappy bitch look-alike to go in for her. Who would know? (Who would care?) Yeah - yeah - ID - fingerprints --- whatevr

Posted by: Cuntvarnish


i hate paris!

Posted by: zandra






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