pREETY dRESS, too bad it is on a skank!!!
Damn, the dress had so much potential!

pREETY dRESS, too bad it is on a skank!!!
Damn, the dress had so much potential!

WOW!!! A BEAUTIFUL FACE WITH A FANTASY BODY!!! WELCOME BACK, BEAUTIFUL!!!

vd infested whore.

Her trip was a success, because she brings her holy kakapoopy wherever she goes.

skeet skeet skeet

I LOVE this dress!!!

*yawn* Paris is over.

China huh? Maybe it's her that is adopting the twins. OMG..I fell off my chair laughing so hard!!!!!!

She's orange!

=O

Paris won the "Most stylish International Person" award at the MTVs in China. You can see the clip at

parishiltonsite.net

Congrats, Paris!

So good to have Paris back in California!

She is so gorgeous. I have seen her photo on a celebrity and millionaire dating site named searchingmillionaire.com. Many men winked at her there.

She is so gorgeous. I have seen her photo on a celebrity and millionaire dating site named searchingmillionaire.com. Many men winked at her there.

3:19 Paris does not have VD and she is not a whore, you jealous CUNT!

keep tanning honey........please JUST KEEP ON TANNING ..... do it as much as you can.

She is so beautiful and so slender. So Loveable.

congratulations Paris on your MTV award.
you are so pretty.

PARIS = A WOMAN OF GRACE AND BEAUTY

I missed you so much Paris and I'm so happy you are back in the US where you belong. Paris is a national treasure.

paris = goddess

Our lovely Paris is home!
Thank you Jesus!

seeing Paris happy always makes me happy

PARIS -

A GODDESS BORN ON THE WAVES OF THE SEA

paris = aphrodite

sexy! I saw her hot video at interracialconnect.com just now. wow~

I Love You Paris!
You Are The Girl Of My Dreams!
Worship! Worship!

I have to say I like her hair. It's cute.

Guess what?
Paris dropped out of high school.

Paris is alpha and omega.

Heaven and earth are full of her glory.

Hosannah in the highest to Paris Hilton!

Cast from the land into the surging sea, they were swept away over the main for a long time. A white foam spread around them and from it there came forth a beautiful and lovely goddess, and grass grew up about her beneath her shapely feet. Her gods and men called her Aphrodite because she grew amid the foam...

Paris is so nice when you meet her and all her fans love her and I do too and my grandma bought me her new colone

What does an immortal need with high school?

Ah but Paris has her GED and she makes millions. So what does it matter. She makes more money than her lawyers who spent endless years in school and struggled through their bar exams.

the "searchingmillionaire.com" site is being investigated by the FBI for INDENTITY THEFT.

DO NOT go to the website.

Lovely! Lovely!
You are my style inspiration forever, dear Paris.

When you go shopping, God is in His Heavn and all is right with the world.

Paris Hilton is a soothing and peaceful island, a great and good place in world gone mad.

well, it TAKES MONEY TO MAKE MONEY.

and we all know paris had TONS of grampy-hiltons' dough to fuck around with.

she couldn't have accomplished ANYTHING without it.

WE LOVE YOU PARIS!

Money is a good thing when it is used for good things.

have to admit that is about the best i've seen her look in a while.

Du bist wie eine Blume
So hold und schoen und rein
Ich schau Dich an und Wehmut
schleicht mir ins Herz hinein.

Mir ist alsob ich die Haende
Aufs Haupt Dir legen solt
Betend dass Gott Dich erhalte
So rein und schoen und hold!

like shopping for clothes, tanning and drinking at hyde ?

So pretty! It's nice to see her smile! ;)

Paris is so sweet and this beautiful dress is to die for.
No wonder they gave her the Most Stylish award. Luv it!

PARIS HILTON IS AN UGLY SKANKY HO WITH A HERPES CUNT

ah Paris
shall I compare Thee to a summer's day
Thou art more lovely and more fair!

Any insinuation that Paris has herpes is without merit.

Valtrex is given for

1. Cold sores
2. Shingles
3. Herpes I and II (genital herpes)

Herpes is an extremely common skin condition and it is not necessarily an STD. There is NO proof that Paris has an STD.

The nasty 5:12 poster must be looking in the mirror. She is the whore. Talking about herself.
What a disgusting old bitch.

great to have you home Paris, we love you so much

Why shouldn't Paris enjoy her life?

Shopping,funning, tanning, sunning is the California life style.

I do it too and there is nothing wrong with it.

And it's wonderful that Paris is now also doing charity work for the less fortunate children in the world.

So please stop hating.

...wish they all could be california girls...like paris hilton....

salut Paris demeurre chaste et pure

Goddess of Love and Beauty

Appearance: Gorgeous. Perfect. Eternally young with a flawless face and figure.

Symbol or Attributes: When she used her magic no one could resist her, as she was all too irresistible already.

Strengths: Potent sexual attractiveness, dazzling beauty.

Weaknesses: None.

Birth: Born of the foam in the sea.

Birthplace: Rising from the foam off the island of Cyprus or Kythira.

Some Major Temple Sites: Kythira, Cyprus.

Basic Story: Aphrodite rises from the foam of the waves of the sea, enchanting anyone who sees her and inciting feelings of love wherever she goes. She is a contender in the story of the Golden Apples. Chosen as the fairest of three goddesses (the others were Hera and Athena) Aphrodite decides to "reward" her follower for giving her the Golden Apple (the prototype of most modern awards) by giving him the love of Helen of Troy, something of a mixed blessing that led to the Trojan War.

Paris looks like a flower

delicious

and very desirable

paris = aphrodite

Paris is a racist bitch! But still decides to tan so that her body will look brown. Fucking moron! If I met her she would get one slap across the face, and a kick in the ass. Nicole should have given her a beat down already. But I guess she realizes that Paris, and people like her aren't too clever so she let it slide. I am sure she won't get away with it a second time, Nicole will drop kick her ass.

She looks great!!
http://www.paraguaydelivery.com

PARIS I THINK YOU HAVE A STALKER!!

Oh Paris Hilton! Her beauty launches a thousand ships!

SWEETNESS

PARIS IS WONDERFUL!
Tricha is an ugly troll.

PARIS HILTON IS AN UGLY SKANKY HO WITH A HERPES CUNT

x17, what's the headline tomorrow? Parasite takes a dump?

racist.

Paris is a great light on the international scene. And great light also produces shadows ( jealous haters). We will always look toward the Light (Paris).

HERPES WHORE~!!

5:32, PLEASE TELL ME WHAT THIS CUNT HAS DONE FOR THE CHILDREN.......

LMAO... thanks for the giggles!!
Is it Paris or her mum making the 10 million posts?
Still funny, you can just see Paris sitting in front of her computer with the lights off and a joint in a glass ashtray beside her, typing with 2 fingers, and her head to the side dreaming of nice things to say about her self...
Is it Paris or Kathy... come on a girl just HAS to know...

No one is more deserving of winning the "Most Stylish Person" award than Paris.
I won't even go shopping without first checking what Paris has been wearing during the week.
You did your fans proud, Paris.

paris stinkee cunte et fuckee don men all
paris tres whoree

4:46 so your grandma WANTS you to smell like a whore?

The dress is a vintage design.. vintage is really big at the moment.

Hey hater.

Why don't YOU do something for children instead of bitching and whining.

Are looking at yourself and your own nasty crotch again?

You are a sick and mentally depraved piece of work.

Very pretty dress.

Chinese gave us poisoned food and toys, we gave them paris whore hilton.

Paris hilton cant get a boyfriend because of her herpes. No guy wants to fuck her without a rubber, or kiss her on the lips because guys know they will get herpes from her.

We love Paris

5:38, so what the fuck has the story of Aphrodite got to do with skanky? The closest comparison I could see was Aphrodite was born on a sea of foam and skanky was born from a sea of semen rick hilton shot into moma skank in the backseat of his car

6:16, I wasn't the one who said I did things for the children, I AM still waiting for YOUR answer though.

pink and blue are her best colors for sure

Be real. She could have AIDS, SARS, The PLAGUE, Leprosy and her arms could be falling off and guys would still trip over each other to get to her. Go away hater. You only wish you were her.

Paris is loved and adored!

6:18, WE STILL GOT THE BETTER DEAL ON THAT ONE!

such a beautiful girl paris is

It sounds like there is only one paris hilton fan/stalker here posting comments under different names.

Why would anyone be a fan of Paris "Cocksucker" Hilton. Because your a fucking pervert stalker who likes to watch her suck cock and post comments about her here all day?

We hate parasite

6:26 she probably does have every disease you mentioned.......

LOL never a dull moment when the lovely Paris comes up on the board. Her fans love her and jealous people hate her.

4:54 and 4:57 (obviously the same lost soul) get a fucking grip on life.

Jealousy. Such an evil thing.

Kathy Hilton,I would tell you AGAIN how no one is jealous of a herpes ridden skank, but you obviously do not have the mental capacity to understand. I can see now why you got yourself knocked up so Rick Hilton would marry you.

Paris Hilton is too fucking stupid to get a real job. She couldn't pass a college course if her life depended on it.

Obviously, the main goal in life of a Paris Hilton fan is to worship a dumbshit airhead bimbo like Paris Hilton because your a total loser.

6:32 AMEN!!

Paris Rules!

There is just one hater. You can tell because she always writes the same crapola over and over.
This person has severe mental problems and,as others have pointed out, she seems to be extremely uncomfortable with her own sexuality.
So she projects onto others.

6:39 and she keeps saying WE wish were skanky. I think it's the other way around......

Wait a sec- How much money did you make last year, Loser? Contribute to any charities? Before you knock people you don't even know, do YOU have ANY redeeming qualities whatsoever? I didn't think so.

Paris is very sweet and the hater is giving us,once again, written proof of her vileness.

My income is none of your fucking business but I can tell you any contribution I made to charity was more of a sacrifice that skankola donating money that isn't hers or money she made.

WE LOVE YOU PARIS!!

Awww pweety pwwease who is it Paris or her mum?

I AM STILL WAITING TO HEAR HOW THIS TRAMP HELPED THE CHILDREN...........

Do you really think Paris or her mother would sit here and type? Get real.

muahhhhh muahhhh...i love u very very very much

6:47, you have it pinned down, who else would so blindly defend this whore?

It wouldn't be such a sacrifice if you weren't such a moron. Think about it. You could be making money right now and what are you doing? Hate blogging because you have a sorry life. DO SOMETHING PRODUCTIVE. Paris does. You could learn from her if you weren't so goddamn ignorant.

I would let Paris Hilton fuck my cock as long as she was on top the whole time we fuck. But I would wear a rubber and I wouldn't kiss her since everyone says she has herpes. I don't think I would want her in my bed with her herpes cunt squirting her herpes cum either.

X17, how about a story about how stupid she is that she announced the winner of the award BEFORE the nominees were announced.

lmfao Paris has fans who love her. It may not be a concept you understand but we buy all her stuff and follow Paris all week.

PARIS Ist eine Hure

It's a well known fact that the people who call others a whore are usually the biggest whores themselves.

6:55, that is very very sad, really.

Paris got an award in China? That is so great. Good for you Paris.

PARIS IS THE BEST!

paris Ist ein Herpes ist gefahren Hure.

Seems to me 6;58 you've been throwing the whore word around yourself

6:55
Then you are pathetic.
Sorry.

请不要寄给我们被骑的这个疱疹娼妓从来再度。你保管她，我们也不想要她

Paaawrriiiiisss, you know you want to give yourself awaaayyyy,.... I can hear you giggiling like a little girl from behind your screen....
Now just text your magic 8 ball and ask.. "should I reveal it's me"

Haaaaaa someone can't write German correctly. Dummkopf!

Paris ist besser als Du .

Dummes Schwein.

Who cares what a hater thinks? Nothing will change. I will buy whatever Paris endorses. In fact I'll probably buy two or more just to spite the haters.

Sorry.

paris rock but she is sooo dumb!!!

7:07, why not buy 3 or 4, just goes to show how stupid you are. And by the way the crap 'german' you wrote translates to a bunch of gobbley gook.

You are like a flower so lovely and beautifully and purely I show yourself on and melancholy slinks me into
the heart in.

Alsob is put would receive me I the hands on the head you solt praying that God you so purely and beautifully
and lovely!

WTF?

7:07

You just keep making my point for me.
Thanks!

You're more than welcome.

7;06
Nicht in einem Million Jahr

It is said that she is in an interracial dating at interracialconnect.com and she is dating with a black guy . I will check if it it true

I buy a lot of Paris Hilton things too because
a) I love her and
b) her products are very good

My dear husband thinks I'm a true fan but it's a fun hobby and Paris has excellent taste,in my humble opinion.

I only wish Paris would come out with a line of fancy jewelry and genuine gemstones!I never buy anything that's less than 14kt.

So if anyone reads this who has access to the Hilton management team, get to producing a Hilton line of jewelry,PLEASE, it would no doubt be a great hit.

Elizabeth Taylor just came out with her own line and I'm quite sure Paris could do even better. If makes it, I'll buy it.

There is only one Paris!

Haha so your husband must hate you because of all the jewellery you go through.
Anything above 9ct and it begins to get soft and loses any structual integrity it had, which means a slight knock and it is broken.

This piece of trash should be the poster girl for legalized abortion.

Useless Herpes infested, porno,racist, narcissistic, Adderall addict

7:20 BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

7:23, and for that I am eternally grateful

I remember reading that Paris has a 2-year committment to the Damiani jewelry line.
But her own gold jewelry would be a good idea. I'd buy something too.
We are DINKS - double income no kids, so I follow Paris .

Hey paris nazi 7:06

Sie sind das verdammte Schwein, Schwein

NEWS FLASH PARIS FANS:

She doesn't even wear any of that useless cheap crap she endorses. Why don't you do a google search and you can buy her "fake" glue on rhinestones for your cell phones.

Better yet - why not help all the poor people trying to make a buck to feed their families by selling all her crap on ebay - there's only 1461 PH items on ebay that they can't dump.

DINKS - DUMB, IGNORANT, NASTY, KIDDIE, SUCKUPS

AND, I heard her crap clothes are on sale for 80% off.

Sage mal, was bist Du fuer ein Idiot. Wenn Du nicht richtig Deutsch schreiben kannst, dann schreibe ueberhaupt nicht.
Und damit Du es weisst, Paris ist keine Hure. Sie ist doch ein sehr huebsches und nettes Maedchen. Bist Du vielleicht blind oder bloss doof dass Du das nicht sehen kannst. Schmierfink.

MADE IN CHINA BY SLAVE LABOR - that's why she was in Shanghai negotiating 2cents per piece. By her calculations they were charging her too much.

Her clothing line was even turned down by Frederick's of Hollywood.

je t'aime Paris

www.crazydaysandnights.net
This celebutante is someone who can be charming or a bitch, and that night Eric got to see both. At the club, she was flirty and funny and touchy feely. Let's go to a strip club she said. A group of about six people said sure. So the six plus the celebutante made seven and it was off to a strip club. At the strip club, it was straight to a private room. The celebutante was in charge and clearly had been here before and knew exactly what she wanted. She had about ten strippers line up in front of her. No one else was allowed a pick until she had made her own.

Our celebutante was wearing a tiny skirt and I'm assuming no panties although, honestly, I wasn't going to look, and probably would have died from the smell. Anyway, the words out of her mouth were, "I want my pu**y licked. Who's going to do it?" I debated about relaying this next part because it is so cruel, but it is what happened, so needs to be said. A black girl stepped forward, and our celebutante said, "hell no, no (N word) is ever going to couch me. I just want blondes. Everyone just dropped their jaws when she said it, but the dancers must have heard it before from her. It seems that sometimes she would let a black girl and sometimes she wouldn't. This night it was a no. One blonde agreed to do it and for the next 30 minutes or so, our celebutante kept up a running conversation with everyone else who was in the room while the dancer was down on her knees servicing the celebutante.

www.crazydaysandnights.net
This celebutante is someone who can be charming or a bitch, and that night Eric got to see both. At the club, she was flirty and funny and touchy feely. Let's go to a strip club she said. A group of about six people said sure. So the six plus the celebutante made seven and it was off to a strip club. At the strip club, it was straight to a private room. The celebutante was in charge and clearly had been here before and knew exactly what she wanted. She had about ten strippers line up in front of her. No one else was allowed a pick until she had made her own.

Our celebutante was wearing a tiny skirt and I'm assuming no panties although, honestly, I wasn't going to look, and probably would have died from the smell. Anyway, the words out of her mouth were, "I want my pu**y licked. Who's going to do it?" I debated about relaying this next part because it is so cruel, but it is what happened, so needs to be said. A black girl stepped forward, and our celebutante said, "hell no, no (N word) is ever going to couch me. I just want blondes. Everyone just dropped their jaws when she said it, but the dancers must have heard it before from her. It seems that sometimes she would let a black girl and sometimes she wouldn't. This night it was a no. One blonde agreed to do it and for the next 30 minutes or so, our celebutante kept up a running conversation with everyone else who was in the room while the dancer was down on her knees servicing the celebutante.

Anyone know where I can get a blow up Paris doll that doesn't have Herpes, big feet, claw hands, hook nose, wonky eye, doesn't talk (waaaa, mom it isn't fair), is intelligent, bible thumping, just lays there and fvcks?

www.crazydaysandnights.net
This celebutante is someone who can be charming or a bitch, and that night Eric got to see both. At the club, she was flirty and funny and touchy feely. Let's go to a strip club she said. A group of about six people said sure. So the six plus the celebutante made seven and it was off to a strip club. At the strip club, it was straight to a private room. The celebutante was in charge and clearly had been here before and knew exactly what she wanted. She had about ten strippers line up in front of her. No one else was allowed a pick until she had made her own.

Our celebutante was wearing a tiny skirt and I'm assuming no panties although, honestly, I wasn't going to look, and probably would have died from the smell. Anyway, the words out of her mouth were, "I want my pu**y licked. Who's going to do it?" I debated about relaying this next part because it is so cruel, but it is what happened, so needs to be said. A black girl stepped forward, and our celebutante said, "hell no, no (N word) is ever going to couch me. I just want blondes. Everyone just dropped their jaws when she said it, but the dancers must have heard it before from her. It seems that sometimes she would let a black girl and sometimes she wouldn't. This night it was a no. One blonde agreed to do it and for the next 30 minutes or so, our celebutante kept up a running conversation with everyone else who was in the room while the dancer was down on her knees servicing the celebutante.

7:39, how would us not speaking german not make paris a whore?

7:43
Why are haters always lying. This is a severe character defect displayed by people who come here and purport to better than Paris.

Haha 7.52 she is so kinky!
I only wish that I had the balls to do something like that.
I can't though because I have a good reputation.

And well I wouldn't unless there was saran wrap or something there to protect me from STD's.

Hell, Sadie Mae Gerber who lives under the bridge at 42nd and Vine is better than that skank. She might be poor, but she's got heart and character.

And I thought Osama Bin Laden was the most hated person in the world. He isn't even a close second to how people feel about Paris Hilton

Paris Hilton= who cares?

7:57, shallow bitch. Nothing about skanky's racism just thinking about someone licking your dirty cooch.

Just was over at Enkil's site to see the new clips.

Paris looks fabulous and no one can take that away from her.

Question:

Why do we never see any pictures of PH with any of her BFF's or with a Guy on her hip anymore?

Maybe they want to keep their jobs and work again in Hollywood? Ya Think?

8:09PM

So stay over at Enkil's already, we won't miss you.

So 7:52 you are saying she is a racist,elitist, herpes ridden, whore LESBIAN?

Ron, yes we will, it is so much fun 'talking' with the paris nazi

Paging Sarah Silverman

paris, dave letterman called, wants to know if you want to come back on his show.

Du kannst nicht richtig Deutsch reden und du kannst auch nicht richtig Englisch reden. Dummer bloeder Auslaender.

why does this slut have her mouth open in every picture taken of her?

Parasite wouldn't give the little "Twinkies" (posting their adoration and undying love for her) the "chit off yesterday's toilet paper".

I HATE THOSE SHOES

8:22's post translates as:
You cannot speak correctly German and can speak you also not correctly English. Stupid stupid foreigner.

Paris poo,

Letterman doesn't have to have her back on. I heard with the Writer's still on strike, Letterman is going to run the repeat with her on it, starting tomorrow night and every night, until the strike is over.

8.08, sorry nope this is 7.57 and I'm not Kathy.
In fact I was actually making fun of how trashy Paris is...
This hint is "I could never do anything like that because I have a reputation".

But I can't say that it wouldn't be nice to get "eaten" on request...
What girl wouldn't?... oh wait prudes...
It's funny how Americans call Paris a slut and a whore etc.. when American girls a renowned the world over for how easy they are.
Every guy that I know that has gone over there for a holiday has at least gotten laid, though 3'somes seem to be popular too.

Sorry, 8:30, missed the sarcasm, seems like something one of her fans would say.

Oh gimme a break. Most couples munch each other,so what the hell are you talking about, acting so damn prudish when you know damn well everyone has oral sex. Fucking liar.

what's oral sex???????????

Not in the Mormon church LOL.
They do not allow oral sex between married couples and call it an 'impure and unholy practise'.

Of course, taking 14year olds as plural wives is not considered unholy. Go figure.

Damn cults, they know when they control your sexuality they control your life.

RUN if you ever get approached by reps from this so-called Mormon family church. It's a CULT!

You must be an aethist to be bringing up religion on a gossip website.

8:56PM

Learn to spell it before you post it.
aethist = atheist

Who is acting prudish?
I said it would be nice to be eaten on request.
I said also though I couldn't, do it (as Paris has done),because I am a "nice" girl.
If I were to get a girl to eat me out while talking with my friends they would fall over from heart attacks... on second thoughts they would prolly film it and cheer on... but I would never live it down and would forever be a HO..

8.44
how would they know a couple had oral sex?
Do they watch it too?

Boy oh boy, someone here has sex problems.

9.02
Really? that's so sad. It's ok though, people survive years without it.
You will be A O K

Being a ho - 8:59PM

Listen woman - forget your friends falling over. Look what the Porno tape did for Paris Hilton, made her a household name, not to mention the $$$$$ she made off it. How many people ever heard of her before that.
Just mimic her and act all embarrassed about the tape being posted all over the internet, then run (don't walk) all the way to the bank!
Course she'll never live it down either, but I doubt that she wants to, she's too ignorant and narcissistic

Hahah Point well made!!!
It would pay off the home loan...

Nahh Just couldn't look at anyone in the eyes again.

Why didn't someone kidnap her when she was in Shanghai, sell her to the highest bidder. That'd be about 4,000 yen.

AHAHAHAHAHA -poor Paris

9:19PM

They're selling some Paris Hilton sunglasses on ebay cheap. Your friends will never recognize you. Just put the glasses on and tell them you have Pink Eye - hey, if it worked for Britney for a few weeks, it oughta work for you.
Think $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

I can answer that. They have yearly bishop's interviews and they grill people about their private lives.
It starts fairly early with young kids, so Mormons get used to it from an early age.

Nothing beats sitting in a bishop's office and a middle aged guy asking you "do you masturbate".

Fucking cult.

9:31PM

WELL DON'T THAT "BEAT" ALL.

Why didn't you ask him "what's it to ya" and pull your vibrator out of your purse.

End of story.

7:52
That is really a trashy website with a bunch of made up shit. Paris Hilton never did that.

Tell me about it.
Mormonism is about as crazy as Scientology. Maybe crazier.
Secret passwords, secret magical underwear, secret ceremonies in the temple. It's a mindfuck.
And now they stress OBEDIENCE, freaking Nazi cult.
The only difference between th Mormons and the Nazis is the color of their shirts.

9:41 PM:

The "Holier than thou, Bible Thumping, Clean talking" website is 2 floors up, third door to your left.

You will be more than welcome there.

YOUR TAN LOOKS GREATTTTTTTTTT!!I LOVE IT

YOUR TAN LOOKS GREATTTTTTTTTT!!CALIFORNIAN DREAM...I LOVE IT

she has no ass

Love the way the chick talking about being "eaten out" ( a disgusting phrase in itself, and i don't have sexual issues)claims to be such a "nice" girl. Nice girls don't use terms like that. You are very much a slut.

10:36 PM

She doesn't have a brain either - one ends same as the other, except for the Herpes.

Bennie,

I think you have this person pegged. I haven't heard that phrase used since I was much younger, and then it wasn't used by any respectable girl.

Wonder where she came up with, "if i asked a girl, blah blah blah. A girl??? In front of her friends??? Who would even think about something so sick?

11:02:

Who knows what this person is thinking. For all we know it could be some pervert who gave up "trolling" on My Space and decided to test the waters on X17.

I think the person whose screen name is My Advice was pulling this person's chain and making fun of her for that disgusting post.

Guess we always see a wacko or two on about every website.

I see wackos on these sites every day. lol

4:18 PM "Paris is not a whore and does not have VD."

Ummmm hi, Paris! Cuz no one else in their right mind would say this. She has COURT DOCUMENTS that mention her incurable herpes. Oops
Oh, and she shot to her over-extended 15 minutes of fame due to a sex tape. So, yeah, she's a whore. She made money off that tape, which technically qualifies her as a whore (a whore=someone paid to have sexual relations). You lose.

sad...

Wow you just went back to 4:18. Wow.

Bennie, goodness forbid you have a female partner.
What does she say to you when she wants oral sex?
"Oh husband, could you lick lick the pee pee"..
Like I know we were talking about prudes and all.
And yes, I use that phrase alll the time... moron...haha

Yes honey, you do have sexual issues.

Also I would just like to remind you about tomatoes and tomatoes..
Who says everyone is from the states?
Some of us are lucky you know.

Anyway, in the intrests of sportsmanship; How is the "correct" way of saying this?

In Bennie terms? because we all know Bennie is right.

Cowardly Lion: [singing] If I were king of the fore-e-e-est / Not queen, not duke, not prince / My royal robes of the fore-e-e-est / Would be satin, not cotton, not chintz / I'd command each thing, whether fish or fowl / With a r-r-ruff and a r-r-ruff, and a royal growl - R-R-Ruff! / As I click my heels / All the trees would kneal / And the mounains bow / And the bulls kowtow / And the sparrow would take wing / If I, if I were ki-i-i-i-ng! / The rabbits would show respect to me / The chipmunks genuflect to me / Though my tail would lash / I would show compash / For every underling / If I, if I were king / Just ki-i-i-i-ing!

www.imdb.com/title/tt0032138/quotes

I still like her. I will tell you again in 14 minutes, if I feel like it.

yak :Q paris :P

Skank will probably die from syphilis.

if she is over way the hell does she get over 200 messeges?????