Out furnishing her halfway house for female inmates again.

She`s at Trashy Lingerie researching a copyright infringement case. She trademarked "trashy" long ago.

at least she's buying underwear ... let's hope she actually puts it on.

RODEO SEX - how do you do it?

Okay, you will need;

1. A Stopwatch
2. Paris Hilton

So, what you do is position Paris on the bed on all fours (see the video for how to do this) and then mount her 'doggy style'.

Work up a reasonable head of steam; try to aim for a fairly deep thrusting penetration, but nothing too vigorous.

When she starts moaning gently and groaning something like;

"Oooh **Your Name Here** you're the best, the very best!" then give her ass a good firm slap and shout out;

"I fucking love you Britney!!!"

Now start your stopwatch, and see how long you can ride the bitch before she throws you off!

I just hope they`re made of breathable fabric, you know, for the crabs.

howdy,howdy,paris,you look lovely my
darling

At some point during rodeo sex, do I get to apply a red hot branding iron to her skin?

I have a better idea, it involves an electric cattle prod and a bucket of water.

I`ve seen the video, will she be off the phone long enough during sex to hear me call her "Britney"?

She`s such a narcissist, she probably moans her own name during sex.

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was the knife found in Paris?

it's possible, lol

it's possible, lol

what's up withe Britney??

What`s up with Britney? Her weight and her blood alcohol content.

wait, I wanna play! What`s up with Britney? Her time as a parent and her career as a successful "artist"

What`s up with Britney? Her weight and her blood alcohol content

you are fucking stupid and idiot!!!
Britney is the QUEEN!!! and you are
N-O-B-O-D-Y!!!! you wish to be like Brit!

X17 I want to see a new pictures of Brit Brit[=

Brit I Love You!!!!!

I can`t be like Britney, I have hair, I can lip-synch acceptably, I know how to put on underwear, and I can control my alcohol consumption.

I also shower on a regular basis, don`t eat Cheetos by the bagful, and have the love and respect of my family.

Paris looks nice and really, you are all jealous trashy bitches yourselves. looks who's pointing the finger at others.

I hate this stupid bitch.

This is a Paris post, it`s spelled J-A-L-O-S-E

LOL Not to worry, they're just writing about how things are done in their trailers in Podunk USA.

I want that shirt it's a chanel but I can't find it anywhere. It's not from fall 07 as far as I can tell. What the hell?
katie

oh she changed into that dress right in the store, that's why the shoes aren't a total match. What a fun life!

I thought she was gonna be a changed woman after jail? Maybe they can throw her back in again, stop her spreading her diseases
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My guess would be that since she wears Chanel and she is friends with Karl Lagerfeld, she probably has some kind of a business agreement to wear some of the clothes.

Shop 'til you drop, baby. My faith in the world is renewed.

Paris Hilton Pics Here...

middle click to open in a new tab: you wouldn't wanna leave X17!

LMAO, I feel that way too.

Watching Paris Hilton go shopping relaxes me and makes me feel like everything will be ok with the world.

I love Paris and Nicole.

that looks like a Missoni dress

that looks like a Missoni dress

To be fair, Paris has to shop because she is at many $$$$$ making events.
She is also doing quite a bit for others these days.
She will be co-hosting AMFAR in N.Y shortly and I think Playing FoR Good will be in Rwanda in November.
So I dont begrudge Paris some R&R on Robertson.
We all do it.

There`s a big difference between "is doing a lot" and "will be". She also "will be" changing her lifestyle, being a good role model, not going out partying and shopping all the time, opening a shelter for homeless female inmates, etc., etc., etc., ad nauseum. We`ve heard A LOT about what she "will be" doing, but we haven`t SEEN her do ANYTHING except be the same old vapid, self-involved, narcissistic whore. You Paris fans (Parisites) really will believe any line of shit she feeds you. Please don`t breed, you`ll fuck up the whole evolutionary process.

WHERE'S ALL THE PICTURES OF THIS SKANK CARRYING HER BIBLE AND SELF HELP BOOKS? OH NEVER MIND - I JUST REMEMBERED SHE LEFT THEM IN JAIL AS HER ADDED CONTRIBUTION TO THE HALFWAY TRANSITION HOUSE SHE IS PUTTING ALL HER ENERGY AND MONEY INTO.

WHEN WILL THE GOSSIP WEBSITES GET OVER HER - SHE'S SO LAST YEAR.

tune in tomorrow to see what time parasite takes a dump. it will be equally exciting as this post

tune in tomorrow to see what time parasite takes a dump. it will be equally exciting as this post

She sold the books and donated the money to charity....just sooooo sweet!!!!!!

of course she sold the books.......she can't read them

Paris just has NO TASTE in clothes.

this is the ugliest bitch on the internet

Paris I hate you!!!
You are so ugly!!!!!

Britney is the queen!!
Brit I love you! you are so p-e-r-f-ec-t[=!

The haters who post here don't matter and they know it.

Thats why they're so angry.

WHITE TRASH WITH MONEY

Paris is beautiful and one of the most photogenic women in the world.

I leave more photogenic things in my toilet each day. Sometimes with corn.

funny how people who are the biggest whores,skanks,sluts themselves call others names

Paris is the MOST beautiful and MOST photogenic woman in the world.

This is only a small fraction of her inspiring story though, she is also a superb businesswoman - and I for one would like to know more about some of the high quality, and very reasonably priced lines of merchandise that Paris now has available in most retail outlets.

Paris Hilton is wonderful!

MOST beaufiful woman in the world? How thick are your cataracts? She has a fucked up eye, a snout that belongs on a flamingo, bigger hands and feet than most men, ugly hair, and a pussy that looks like it was worked over with a meat tenderizer. She`s photogenic in the way that photographers take pictures of car accidents - more for shock value and as a warning to others.

Paris Hilton will always be better than the trailer park trash who posts against her - and they know it.

PARIS HILTON has moved on to better things while the pathetic losers here are still typing their dumb little hate messages.

Beautiful Paris
Let us adore her
And Christian Dior her
We Love Her!

7:42 AM
Posted by: Anonymous

Okay, those are her good points.

But there must be something about her you don't like?

How can posters who write such filth think they are better than anyone else?

She has a smile bright enough to light the parking lot and half the block- just so pretty!

99.999% of the world find her vile and disgusting. The rest apparently grew up on a steady diet of lead-based paint chips that they ate in their homes right under the high tension power lines.

Nice Bentles. The silver one must be the road dog now. :)

7:36 - a parasite fan - don't you mean a paid shill for the hiltons? I don't envy you your job. It must be very taxing trying to write nice things about this bitch without throwing up a bit in your mouth. And 7:52 at least we have fun sh%tting on parasite and I notice you are still typing your dumb little fake ass kissing messages

Who gives a rat's ass?!!!

parasite is awesome!! She spreads vicious lies about people and then has to settle with them out of court!! She is my role model!!!!

i could care lesswatpeopl sy a bout pariood r vlbutifshewansto pay o my studetloan my car and payoff all my debt with anallowance ill think but hr at lest once a day good or bad

Paris will always be better looking and richer than the haters lol. The truth hurts. I know. But it's still the truth.