Paris In The Springtime: Cannes Edition!

Parisite has the herp and now Doug does to! And so do the thousands of other dudes she banged!

Paris is so pretty. She looks like a flapper from the 1920s with her hair like that. She has just the most glamorous life! Jetting all around the world, handsome men, fine parties, beautiful clothes! I love seeing what she is up to.

Parisite is right! She's a famewhore after all is said and done, she shouldn't be in Cannes in the first place. And being glamorous and pretty (which I don't think she'll be in a million years) is not enough for anyone to like her. She is a waste of space.

paris: is anyone looking at me?
doug: hey you frenchies! my dad patented the frozen burrito, so back off
paris: let's get some french fries
doug: really back off, I came here in my dad's jet, he invented the frozen burrito!
paris: let me take a photo of my self for me
doug: really you paps and frenchies better stay away. I'm gonna tell my dad not to send any burritos to france, really I mean it!
paris: doug I love your frozen burrito
doug: I've got some chili peppers on it? WTF?
paris: dont' worry I've got some valtrex in my puss, I mean purse....tee hee.
the french: they wonder why we hate them?

3:26
LOL! Good one!

Does anyone think that the men in Paris's life are anything more than props/accessories?

Hey Mary at 3:18 pm... I didn't see 'smart' in you list of adjectives.

good to know Paris's Grandfather is leaving 97% of his fortune to charity. Paris will lose her 60-100 million fortune and is estimated to only gain five million. He is embarrassed by all her antics and shocked. Good ol' Gramps!!

i wonder if she realizes that most everyone is laughing at her. all that money and not an ounce of class.

She must NEVER look in a mirror before she goes out. If she did she would laugh and change into something else.

She NEEDS to STOP wearing HEADBANDS! She's worn one EVERYDAY for two months - ENOUGH!!! Looks cute once in awhile, but everyday? ENOUGH!!

Dito Mecala

stop it you effing haters!!! i mean are you freaking blind??? she looks SO PRETTY okay??????? really, so just get over the fact she's rich, pretty and mostly, EVERYTHING YOU'RE NOT!

hey hey it's KRUSTY the Clown. Krusty, please stayin france, you deserve each other.

grand pa let the fortune to the HILTON foundation of which all the brats, I mean kids, granchildren, etc. will get paycheck from for the rest of their lives....he did it for : #1 to look like a good guy, #2 so not to have to pay taxes, #3 so the kids will not blow the money at one time.....
HELLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

She earned more than 20 million per year for the last 4 years. My guess is that she is more interested in her grandfathers things and could care less about his opinion or money.

She looks ridiculous and obviously pimping crystals cheap since she couldn't snag any $100,000 show-up fees. Paris is the living example of bad taste. What's up with the b/f? He seems $ort of normal. Oh right.

Her g-father flat out made a big point to specifically cut her out of the will and then she suddenly adopts this wanna-be good girl image. Like immediately! She wants that money back and is not going to get it! Not even over her dead g-father's body! the g-father said he absolutely wasn't going to change the will and he was disgusted by her!

What I would like to know is where did X17 get off questioning the reasoning why Tara Reed was at Cannes and not questioning why Paris Hilton was there?

and paris is there because???????????

STOP POSTING ABOUT HER!

Paris has a movie there....

She's at Cannes looking for poor people to help.

PLEASE, Paris, STOP wearing HEADBANDS every freaking day. I can't take it anymore. Get a DIFFERENT look...you look stupid.

I'm SO GLAD I'm not the only one who thinks those headbands NEED TO GO!!! They just get bigger and nastier every day, and they only make her ears look bigger. STOP THE MADNESS!!!