Paris Hilton Photos & Pics | Paris Is Going To Jail!

Good! She deserves to go to jail!

May 4, 2007 5:09 PM

Posted by: Courtney

For once, the justice system is right. If I was arrested for suspicion of drunk driving, then driving on a suspended license....I would be in jail way before her and longer! People are people - celebrity (or celebutante) is no different!! I hope she learns a lesson!

May 4, 2007 5:09 PM

Posted by: Anonymous

lol I hope she stays in there the whole time so I don't have to hear and news about her for a while.

May 4, 2007 5:09 PM

Posted by: Julie

I am also a young female who was arrested with a .08 blood alcohol level. It was the first time I had been in trouble for anything, and that night I was strip searched and had to spend the entire night in jail. PARIS SHOULD HAVE HAD TO DO THE SAME THE NIGHT THAT SHE WAS ARRESTED.

She deserves every single day she gets in jail. This is justice for someone like me.

She didn't think her DUI was serious. People kill people with .08 BAC. She needs to be an example for everyone that BUZZED DRIVING IS DRUNK DRIVING.

May 4, 2007 5:09 PM

Posted by: Lisa S

Well I guess it's a good thing she's bisexual so jail time with the scary she-males won't be such a shock!!! Can you imagine how good the pictures will be of her in jail..she won't be able to hide her outer fug anymore!!

Her lawyers should be shot...for the money she pays them they should have never let this happen

May 4, 2007 5:10 PM

Posted by: Anonymous

it was about time :)! i hope she finally learns from this to be a better woman. woo hoo! :) *claps*

May 4, 2007 5:11 PM

Posted by: mariana

the hos are getting what they deserve first that bitch joe francis and now paris ha ha ha ha ha

May 4, 2007 5:13 PM

Posted by: just desserts

dumb white bitch. it's about time this cunt learned her lesson. it's a shame this bitch gon be locked up for only 45 days. give the bitch a year. if my girl lil' kim got a year, then this cunt deserves at least a year.

May 4, 2007 5:14 PM

Posted by: shaniqua

It's been a great week. Nit-Brit's career is over and Paris going to jail!

May 4, 2007 5:14 PM

Posted by: Anonymous

Paris Hilton Going To Jail = Incontrovertible Proof That There Is A God

May 4, 2007 5:14 PM

Posted by: Anonymous

This is what the skank deserve for trash talking Britney and having her army of skanks do so too. ie Kim Kardashian and Perez.

May 4, 2007 5:15 PM

Posted by: Julie

She is soooo going to get out of it

May 4, 2007 5:16 PM

Posted by: Hohan

Shut Up .. It's so sad for her I love paris she's the most beautiful woman on eath your are just jealous

May 4, 2007 5:16 PM

Posted by: Emmanuel

that wonk-eyed bitch is gonna give everyone here herpes bitch better stay the hell away from me

May 4, 2007 5:17 PM

Posted by: inmate #9876142903

Shut Up .. It's so sad for her I love paris she's the most beautiful woman on earth your are just jealous

May 4, 2007 5:17 PM

Posted by: Emmanuel

she was pulled over and let go on Jan 15? signed Got away with that and still had the nerve to claim she had no idea her license was suspended? its not like she was driving to work or anything i'm sure. She was probably headed to a night club or party. justice has been served.

May 4, 2007 5:17 PM

Posted by: MK

I would love to see the look on her face when they hand her the gross underwear you get in jail that millions of others have worn!! I can't wait for her to have to squat and cough when she is strip searched. I hope it is pure torture for her like it is for everyone else who has been arrested for DUIs.

May 4, 2007 5:18 PM

Posted by: Meggie

There is a GOD! Yea whatever Paris, your'e only sorry because you got caught! Honey your'e not as invincible as you thought your money could make you. There's something much greater than that its called "We the people of California". Dumb bitch! finally justice prevails. God bless us all!

May 4, 2007 5:18 PM

Posted by: dioriluv

Shut Up .. It's so sad for her I love paris she's the most beautiful woman on earth your are just jealous

May 4, 2007 5:18 PM

Posted by: Emmanuel

There is a GOD! Yea whatever Paris, your'e only sorry because you got caught! Honey your'e not as invincible as you thought your money could make you. There's something much greater than that its called "We the people of California". Dumb bitch! finally justice prevails. God bless us all!

May 4, 2007 5:19 PM

Posted by: dioriluv

GOOD LUCK WITH ALL THE PUBLIC SCHOOL BITCHES YOU WHORE!

May 4, 2007 5:19 PM

Posted by: km

stay strong paris!

May 4, 2007 5:20 PM

Posted by: joe francis

WHAT GOES AROUND COMES AROUND SHES HURT ALOT OF PEOPLE NOW ITS COMING BACK TO HAUNT HER KARMA IS A BITCH!

May 4, 2007 5:20 PM

Posted by: DAWN

It is about time Paris was not able to buy, charm? or talk her way out of something. I hope she is there for the full 45 days. MAYBE this will teach this young, rich, careless, irresponsible, immature, ignorant, and superficial girl(as she is not a woman and not a lady for sure) a lesson. But I will that when I see it.
Kudos to to the justice system and the LA District Attorney's Office

May 4, 2007 5:20 PM

Posted by: Anonymous

Oh crap all them hardened dykes will chew her up for breakfast. If she can get over this it will be interviews, books, movies about it and the dollar will be rolling once again. Shame Gwen Stefani has got the inmate gear design covered but for anyone willing to get the real deal, it will be on eBay after 45. "THE CLINK! THAT'S HOTT!"

May 4, 2007 5:20 PM

Posted by: Anonymous

WHAT GOES AROUND COMES AROUND SHES HURT ALOT OF PEOPLE NOW ITS COMING BACK TO HAUNT HER KARMA IS A BITCH!

May 4, 2007 5:21 PM

Posted by: DAWN

they'll probably send her to one of those white lady prisons like that whack job martha stewart where they'll all make ugly ponchos together. it's unfortunate cuz i'd like to see this bitch get slapped around by some big black girls.

May 4, 2007 5:21 PM

Posted by: shaniqua

I want more pictures !

May 4, 2007 5:22 PM

Posted by: Anonymous

take that skele-bitch nicole ritchie with you paris

May 4, 2007 5:22 PM

Posted by: The Warden

GOOD LUCK FOR HER. THE LYNWOOD FACILITY COULD BE NO JOKE. I VISTED SOMEONE THERE A WHILE AGO, IT'S VERY VERY GHETTO! LET'S HOPE SHE DOESN'T GET BEAT UP. THE INMATES ALWAYS TEND TO START DRAMA WITH CELEBRITIES IN JAIL.

AND THIS GOES TO THE PERSON THAT SAID SHE'LL GET OUT OF THIS - SORRY, WHEN A JUDGE HAS A VERDICT, THERE'S NO GOING BACK.

May 4, 2007 5:24 PM

Posted by: Anonymous

Damn, this website rocks, perezhilton won't even cover this stuff...I'm just coming here from now on.
Paris totally deserves this. Best. Day. Ever

May 4, 2007 5:24 PM

Posted by: Anonymous

paris gave me a raging case of herpes

May 4, 2007 5:25 PM

Posted by: angelina jolie

even the Hilton lawyers could not save Paris. Is she getting special treatment? she is of course a Hilton and jail could get dangerous for this girl.

May 4, 2007 5:25 PM

Posted by: Anonymous

You guys BLOW X-17. Every other blog already had this news up.

Losers!

May 4, 2007 5:25 PM

Posted by: Anonymous

sad.

Well, hope she comes out alright.

May 4, 2007 5:27 PM

Posted by: yo

OK PEOPLE, CELEBRITY'S DO GO TO JAIL JUST TO NAME A FEW,LITTLE KIM, MR BLAKE, MARTHA STEWART, NOW PARIS.
I KNOW THEIR IS MORE JUST CANT THINK RIGHT NOW.

May 4, 2007 5:28 PM

Posted by: Anonymous

They better treat her the same as everyone else.

May 4, 2007 5:29 PM

Posted by: AboutDamnTime

I don't know why but i feel bad for her. I think Britney should go to jail instead.

May 4, 2007 5:29 PM

Posted by: Anonymous

I hope she gets the OZ experience heh heh

May 4, 2007 5:32 PM

Posted by: smarterthanParis

oh we'll treat her the same as everyone else if you know what i mean

May 4, 2007 5:33 PM

Posted by: lynnwood lizzie

They can't put her in a regular prison.
They still have a duty of care, can you imagine if something happened to her.
I wonder if the government can afford it?

May 4, 2007 5:34 PM

Posted by: Jail is for people who DON"T WANT to fit into society

OMG THIS IS SO SAD YOU GUYS. I LOVE PARIS SHE'S SO REAL.

May 4, 2007 5:35 PM

Posted by: PARIS FAN UK

THERE IS JUSTICE IN THE WORLD!!!!!!!

PARIS THE HOLLYWOOD CRACK WHORE GOES TO JAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NOW SHE CAN GET SOME JAIL HOUSE PUSSY!!!!!

MAYBE WE COULD JAIL NICOLE AND DO A 'SIMPLE crack whore LIFE'!!!!!!!!!

THANKS JUDGE! WE LOVE YOU!!!!!

FUCK THIS STUPID CUNT!

May 4, 2007 5:37 PM

Posted by: WTF

wow, thats kinda harsh actually, but still. ok x17 enough lets get back to more Britney stories lol.

May 4, 2007 5:37 PM

Posted by: abb

THERE IS JUSTICE IN THE WORLD!!!!!!!

PARIS THE HOLLYWOOD CRACK WHORE GOES TO JAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NOW SHE CAN GET SOME JAIL HOUSE PUSSY!!!!!

MAYBE WE COULD JAIL NICOLE AND DO A 'SIMPLE crack whore LIFE'!!!!!!!!!

THANKS JUDGE! WE LOVE YOU!!!!!

FUCK THIS STUPID CUNT!

May 4, 2007 5:38 PM

Posted by: WTF

I hope Paris rides yellow avocados while juggling purples monkeys in blue too toos...

May 4, 2007 5:38 PM

Posted by: Anonymous

This made my day...

May 4, 2007 5:43 PM

Posted by: Stephanie

She will be treated differently according to AP "Hilton will be segregated from the general population for her own safety, living in a one- or two-person cell."
Inmates get three low-sodium meals a day, with dinner the only hot meal. Beef and pork aren't permitted - "it's all poultry-based," said Capt. Alice Scott, who oversees the 2,200-inmate facility she describes as "a very nice place."
Inmates in segregation are allowed outside their cells for at least an hour each day to shower, watch television in the day room, participate in outdoor recreation or talk on the telephone, Scott said. There are a bank of phones that use prepaid phone cards - cellular telephones and Blackberries aren't allowed.

Ahhhhh poor Paris. Still justice isn't served. With her money she can still shop (on line) and make calls on her cell phone, or else she will go crazy.

May 4, 2007 5:43 PM

Posted by: Anonymous

You know who are even more pathetic than Paris Hilton?

Rick and Kathy Hilton. They've done a real great job raising to attention grubbing whores. They should be so proud that one is now a convict.

May 4, 2007 5:44 PM

Posted by: Anonymous

Lynwood lizzie - you an inmate?

...will you punch her in the lazy eye for me?

Please?

You could be the girl who was known as "The girl who knocked the Hilton heiress's lights out"

Damn... almost makes me want to commit a crime so I can be in there too and be the one to do it. Almost.

May 4, 2007 5:45 PM

Posted by: Jealous

Finally the stars are aligning in the right order. Britney's career comeback is a joke and Parasite is going to jail! All is well with the world.

May 4, 2007 5:47 PM

Posted by: Anonymous

Good! Paris needs to be under the jail! It's about time!!!

May 4, 2007 5:48 PM

Posted by: Autumn

Kathy is one big snob. What a bummer for her parents.
They now have to deal with reality as their daughter goes to jail.

May 4, 2007 5:48 PM

Posted by: Anonymous

oooh anon5:44, i would love to see that stupid bougie bitch kathy hilton in prison. i would pay to see her roughed up by big black girls even more than i would pay to see paris roughed up by big black girls. a big black dyke gangbang on kathy hilton would be absolutely priceless. i'd love to throw down with that bitch myself.

May 4, 2007 5:49 PM

Posted by: shaniqua

Damn, well you get what you give.
Every action has a reaction so I guess it is what it is.

Hope she learns a valuable lesson.

but watch, she aint gonna do 45 days. C'mon!! Money talks and she will probably just do a week.

XTC

North Hollywood, CA

May 4, 2007 5:50 PM

Posted by: xtc

anon 5:47, the stars are blind, though, so how can they be aligning?

May 4, 2007 5:51 PM

Posted by: shaniqua

First see than believe. I guess the Hilton's are mad as hell.
Paris has no idea what the sentence means, her brain experienced a malfunction in the courtroom. She didn't understand one thing that was said.

May 4, 2007 5:55 PM

Posted by: Anonymous

good i am happy to hear that this whore is going to jall to bad that it is only for 45 days she need to stay much longer than that !!!!

May 4, 2007 5:56 PM

Posted by: Anonymous

Too bad none of the morons in her entourage could see that she made it to court on time. I feel sorry for her.

May 4, 2007 5:58 PM

Posted by: be well paris

what are the visiting hours? I want to see her in jail myself.

May 4, 2007 6:03 PM

Posted by: Anonymous

ain't nobody gonna comment about my "stars are blind" joke???!!!??? come on now, that shit was funny if I say so myself. can i get an "lol"....is anyone with a sense of humor out there??

May 4, 2007 6:04 PM

Posted by: shaniqua

WHY DOESN'T SHE USE A DRIVER?!?!

May 4, 2007 6:05 PM

Posted by: FIFTH AVE MAGAZINE

she deserves it!
that slut
haha

May 4, 2007 6:06 PM

Posted by: Javier Miramontes

WHY DOESN'T SHE USE A DRIVER?!?!

May 4, 2007 6:06 PM

Posted by: FIFTH AVE MAGAZINE

New reality show: "It's Jail Time"
Now that would be funny.

May 4, 2007 6:08 PM

Posted by: Anonymous

OMG it's like the end of the world.
who will pay for my drinks and coke?

May 4, 2007 6:14 PM

Posted by: Anonymous

FREE PARIS!! JAIL KATHY!!

May 4, 2007 6:15 PM

Posted by: luvs it

Haha, I'm gonna visit Paris in jail and slip her a file inside a foot long hot dog like Pee Wee did for Mickey.

TeesMyBody.com $7.99 T-Shirts

May 4, 2007 6:15 PM

Posted by: TeesMyBody.com $7.99 T-Shirts

bust her for drugs 2

May 4, 2007 6:20 PM

Posted by: Anonymous

Kathy Hilton needs to put her money where her mouth is.

If she doesn't think this is right, then she should start advocating for LOWER DRUNK DRIVING LAWS.

Let's see Kathy Hilton at a Mothers Against Drunk Driving meeting, telling them why the .08 law is so wrong.

Now that I would love to see. Let's get it on film!!!!

May 4, 2007 6:21 PM

Posted by: Lisa

What is this world becoming. Paris going to jail!!! I feel so lost.
Forget about people starving, wars and dissasters. I need help to deal with this terrible news.

May 4, 2007 6:26 PM

Posted by: sniffer sniff

did u hear what she did u hear what she did at coachella ...she so rude ..

May 4, 2007 6:28 PM

Posted by: Anonymous

Ding Dong the witch is dead. Who cares? She's trash straight up. It's not the content of your bank account but the strength of your character.

May 4, 2007 6:29 PM

Posted by: Buh Bye Ho

I understand that she has already tried talking Nicole into shoving a container of Valtrex up her ass and smuggling it into prison, but their master plan was foiled when the container made Nicole appear twice as wide. At least Paris will finally receive a proper de-lousing, she`s needed one for years. I hope her real friends don`t trip all over themselves trying to get in line for visiting hours - Oh, my bad, she doesn`t have any real friends.

May 4, 2007 6:29 PM

Posted by: Phil McCracken

they should of taken her strait 2 jail from court

May 4, 2007 6:31 PM

Posted by: Anonymous

lmao Phil

May 4, 2007 6:32 PM

Posted by: sniffer sniff

YAY!!!! SHE CAN BE WITH HER FRIEND JOE FRANCIS!!!!

May 4, 2007 6:33 PM

Posted by: Anonymous

Paris- Your mother has a HUGE MOUTH and didn't help things.

May 4, 2007 6:37 PM

Posted by: im sorry sweetie

I CANT BELIEVE !! =/
IM SO SAD FOR HER

May 4, 2007 6:39 PM

Posted by: fer

I'M SURE SHE'LL SHARE HER CELL WITH 1 OR 2 INMATES. BUT SHE'LL HAVE LUNCH, DINNER WITH THE REST OF THE INMATES.

SHE BETTER WATCH HER BACK FROM THE BLACK PEOPLE!!! AFTER HER USING THE N WORD IN THAT VIDEO, I DON'T THINK THEY'LL BE HAPPY. CAtfight!!!!!!!!

May 4, 2007 6:39 PM

Posted by: Anonymous

hahaha. seriously though, she deverves it, celeb or not. i like that shes not allowed out for work, or to be placed under house arrest instead.

i hate it how paris always dresses as if shes going for a 'theme'. she could have worn something conservative without being so.. well.. theme-y if y'all know what i mean!!

May 4, 2007 6:41 PM

Posted by: better than paris. better than you.

Hey paris,
make sure when you report to jail to bring all of your drugs & alcohol with you. 45 days is a long time, make sure you stock up. Bring lots of cash too!

May 4, 2007 6:43 PM

Posted by: JF

BEM FEITO! CADELA HASHUASHUHUSAHU

May 4, 2007 6:45 PM

Posted by: Niarchos [BRITNEY.COM.BR]

This is an outrage. I am going to sue this judge. My daughter is innocent. As for all the haters on here-GET A LIFE LOSERS!!!

May 4, 2007 6:47 PM

Posted by: Kathy Hilton

Shaniqua, shut the fuck up.

May 4, 2007 6:47 PM

Posted by: Anonymous

OMG! 45 DAYS WHATEVER?! ITS NOT LIKE SHE IS OJ SIMPSON OR SOMETHING...GEEZ...SHE DROVE SO WHAT?!
DISCRIMINATION !

May 4, 2007 6:50 PM

Posted by: Anonymous

What about the kinkajou!! Who's going to look after the kinkajou? For the love of god someone please take care of the kinkajou!!

May 4, 2007 6:50 PM

Posted by: the shaved monkey

ewwww...anonymous 6:47, you're an asshole. I was just making a joke, you fucking cracker!

May 4, 2007 6:50 PM

Posted by: shaniqua

go to jail!!!!!!!!!!!!
go to jail!!!!!!!!!!!!
go to Jail!!!!!!!!!!!!

May 4, 2007 6:52 PM

Posted by: Britny japan

get a life you racist bitch shaniqua

May 4, 2007 6:53 PM

Posted by: ritz cracker

Someone please take care of Babyluv. Don't let her starve to death!

May 4, 2007 6:55 PM

Posted by: the shaved monkey

is that the same jail the mishel rodergez went 2 and got out in 1 day cause of over crowding that better not happen 2 parasite

May 4, 2007 6:58 PM

Posted by: Anonymous

please don't send my sister to jail she's the bestest sister in the whole wide world

May 4, 2007 6:58 PM

Posted by: nicky hilton

go to jail!!!!!
go to jail!!!!!
go to jail!!!!!

May 4, 2007 6:58 PM

Posted by: Britney japan

Britney japan is a major league douche

May 4, 2007 7:01 PM

Posted by: london jimmy

GOOD. LOSER NEEDS TO DO SOME JAIL TIME.

May 4, 2007 7:02 PM

Posted by: Anonymous

they better fuck with her food

May 4, 2007 7:03 PM

Posted by: Anonymous

my daughter is innocent, she was on coke so she couldnt control what she was doing. oh my poor baby. well she is a slut, she might like the other horny women.

May 4, 2007 7:06 PM

Posted by: cathy hilton

oh, hell no ritz cracker. i know you ain't starting shit with me. ooh, my girls better hold my weave, cuz i'm about to kick some ass up in here

May 4, 2007 7:07 PM

Posted by: shaniqua

that hoe, she told me she aint goin, she betta suck my dick before she goes, damn, i guess i might have to go fuck britney, shes always easy, well she was 3 years ago, i love her.....

May 4, 2007 7:08 PM

Posted by: kfed

Go to TMZ.com to see video footage of her doing the perp walk. I give it two thumbs up! I laughed, I cried, I came in my pants. Seriously, Paris fans (both of you), she should be okay in prison. As a girl who looks like she used to be a guy, with the hands and feet to prove it, she will fit right in with the nastier looking inmates. She won`t have to worry about prison rape either, I`m sure the other inmates will submit just to get their faces in the paper and a large financial settlement. She got 45 days, but with good behavior, they`ll probably give her the gas chamber. Her crabs were released on their own recognizance, because they`re less annoying than her and more fun to have around. Hopefully, when she gets out and gets an electronic monitoring device, they get her a matching flea collar. She only has 32 days to spread her diseases among the population, then she can spread them to the general population behind bars. She only has 32 days to train Nicky how to be a complete embarrassment to her family name and the human race as a whole.

May 4, 2007 7:09 PM

Posted by: Phil McCracken

its too bad she cant have her mommy and daddy build a hilton jail so she can go there and act like shes in jail, like lindsay lohans rehab, ya know, uh, never there. id rather be with lindsay than paris anyway in a cell, me and lindsay would give eachother tatoos and be bffs, you know she would have coke stuck in her ass in hideing! hahahaha

May 4, 2007 7:16 PM

Posted by: me and lindsay in jail=the life

oh no, my sisters gonna be in jail, will they let me in the womans jail, i should be counted as a woman. but no hairdye for 40 days, oh no, me and paris cannot handle roots!

May 4, 2007 7:18 PM

Posted by: perez hilton

That's terrible news... I feel sorry for her.

May 4, 2007 7:21 PM

Posted by: Hilton for life

haha Im sure women all over the country will statrt commiting crimes just so that they can get sent to the same jail as paris hilton. heh, im sure she wont serve the 45days.. i hope she doesn't its unfair and she's simply too pretty for prison.

May 4, 2007 7:24 PM

Posted by: Anna

poetic justice

May 4, 2007 7:27 PM

Posted by: Anonymous

I hope when she gets there, they show the video of her saying ni**er to the inmates. Then watch the fake blonde extensions fly!

I loved the stars are blind joke:)

May 4, 2007 7:27 PM

Posted by: ooooooo

Loves it! Hope Nicole joins her!

May 4, 2007 7:30 PM

Posted by: Kathy Hilton

Lindsay must be so happy!

May 4, 2007 7:36 PM

Posted by: Simone

LOL! FUCK YOU, CUNT!

May 4, 2007 7:37 PM

Posted by: Anonymous

AFTER THIS SIMPLE LIFE ADVENTURE SHE WILL NEVER BE THE SAME...
POOR PARIS!

May 4, 2007 7:41 PM

Posted by: frenchy girl

ooooooo.....thanks boo! i knew someone would appreciate my joke!

May 4, 2007 7:42 PM

Posted by: shaniqua

you call that a joke?

May 4, 2007 7:45 PM

Posted by: Shecky

Here in Maryland for a repeat DWI Conviction you go to more of a detention center. If you have a job they let you go to your job and spend nights and week-end in jail. HA HA sorry Paris shopping isn't a job. I would almost feel sorry for you but there is no excuse with your money just hiring a driver to escort you round for your mindless partyuing.Life is real Paris hope they have size 11 jailbird shoes HAHA

May 4, 2007 7:48 PM

Posted by: Paris Hilton wanted the Simple Life now she has it!!!!!!!!!!

POOR PARIS SHE IS SO FUNNY"!

May 4, 2007 7:48 PM

Posted by: Anonymous

Actually britney's comeback is an even better joke!

May 4, 2007 7:49 PM

Posted by: ooooooo

GO TO JAIL.....ATTENTION WHORE....

YOU MUST DIE!!!!!!SOON AS YOU CAN..BITCH

May 4, 2007 7:49 PM

Posted by: someone

you got something better shecky? why you gotta be hating on a sister?! bitch

May 4, 2007 7:49 PM

Posted by: shaniqua

ahhhhh 45 days of peace and quiet.

May 4, 2007 7:51 PM

Posted by: Anonymous

you still here shaniqua get a boyfriend girl or are you too fat?

May 4, 2007 7:51 PM

Posted by: jason

oooooo...i like you, you're funny!

May 4, 2007 7:52 PM

Posted by: shaniqua

shaniqua has more crabs than paris

May 4, 2007 7:53 PM

Posted by: jason

You know she deserves it.. she thought that it was all a joke and she would never go to jail because shes paris hilton, well now she can realize shes no better than the rest of the world.

May 4, 2007 7:53 PM

Posted by: morgan

jason, shut the fuck up....i got a boyfriend and i am not fat. like i said already, i got a body like whoa!

May 4, 2007 7:54 PM

Posted by: shaniqua

Shaniqua`s not leaving until she finishes the bucket of chicken.

May 4, 2007 7:55 PM

Posted by: Shecky

like whoa look at all that jiggly fat

May 4, 2007 7:56 PM

Posted by: jason

jason and shecky, you must be some fugly fucking white boys with no friends and pimply faces.. y'all need to get laid bad.

May 4, 2007 7:57 PM

Posted by: shaniqua

Like whoa, that`s what the guy riding you says at the end, Buttercup. Then you get a carrot and some sugarcubes.

May 4, 2007 7:58 PM

Posted by: Shecky

shaniqua is so fat she's confined to her bed just laying there in all her filth gorging on cheeseburgers

May 4, 2007 7:59 PM

Posted by: jason

If I wanted to get laid bad, I`d bring you 2 bucks and a malt liquor. I prefer to get laid well.

May 4, 2007 8:01 PM

Posted by: Shecky

are you still there shaniqua or did you have a massive heart attack

May 4, 2007 8:03 PM

Posted by: jason

shecky, i bet you like to "get laid well" up the ass, you little pussy. and jason i don't eat cheeseburgers. they are disgusting and oily, like your ugly pimply face.

May 4, 2007 8:04 PM

Posted by: shaniqua

She just lifted a fold and found another cheeseburger. And the remote.

May 4, 2007 8:04 PM

Posted by: Shecky

It's "solemn" idiots!!!!!!!!!!!

May 4, 2007 8:05 PM

Posted by: Bo Bo the monkey clown

NOW THAT'S HOTT!!!!

May 4, 2007 8:05 PM

Posted by: Anonymous

whew you're still here shaniqua i though maybe you choked on some doughnuts

May 4, 2007 8:05 PM

Posted by: jason

you know what, i don't need this! i didn't do nothing to either of you little pricks. i'ma go and come back another time when you two pussies aren't around, cuz i don't need to be harassed by two little boys who don't got nothing better to do. i'ma go spend time with my BOYFRIEND and make sure my kids are in bed. peace out to you!

May 4, 2007 8:07 PM

Posted by: shaniqua

No, you don`t eat cheeseburgers, so much as inhale them.

May 4, 2007 8:07 PM

Posted by: Shecky

WHERE I LIVE (ARGENTINA) PEOPLE DIE EVERY DAY IN CAR ACCIDENTS.
SO I'M GLAD THIS IS HAPPENING.
IT'S A GREAT EXAMPLE.

May 4, 2007 8:07 PM

Posted by: MelKa

Jason...man thanks for last night...you can suck a golfball thru a hose bro!!

May 4, 2007 8:08 PM

Posted by: Kenny

i want to fuck jason and shecky but i'm way too fat

May 4, 2007 8:08 PM

Posted by: the real shaniqua

aww shaniqua can't handle a real man

May 4, 2007 8:09 PM

Posted by: jason

so.
huh.
special television event for a simple life?
nicole visits paris in jail?

she deserves to spend some time in the slammer. she is a drunk, drug-addled no class asshole. we need fewer of them.

May 4, 2007 8:11 PM

Posted by: even a caveman can do it

is paris part chinese?

May 4, 2007 8:12 PM

Posted by: so right but feels so wong

Sorry, shaniqu

Paris Is Going To Jail!

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