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Paris Knows What She's Doing

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PHILTONSERIOUS022807_05.jpgThe most interesting days on this job always tend to be the ones immediately after Paris Hilton somehow gets herself in trouble - simply because nobody on earth is better at getting themselves out of it! Tuesday night, for instance, Paris had her sickeningly awesome Bentley impounded by the cops after driving with a suspended license, much to the apparent delight of %95 of the internet. So how do we catch her the next day?

1. Getting into the passenger's seat of a car
2. Making sure to say absolutely nothing scandalous to any of the paparazzi
3. Leaving the McLaren (how's that for a backup car?) parked conspicuously out in front of her house
4. Walking around with all the grace and poise of a model
5. Wearing red, white, and blue

Say what you will about the girl, but she's second to none when it comes to responding to criticism!



PHILTONSERIOUS022807_07.jpg"Why fancy that - paparazzi!"

PHILTONSERIOUS022807_12.jpgI'm too sexy for my Bentley...

PHILTONSERIOUS022807_13.jpg...and I do a little turn on the sidewalk...

Call me crazy, but I think this stuff's just as interesting as the who's-doing-who gossip - after all, everyone screws up publicly from time to time, but we certainly aren't all equals when it comes to rehabbing our image!

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  >   Paris Gets Trashy, Provocative - Sep 20, 2007

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die already

Posted by: Anonymous


FAKE ASS BITCH!!!!!! Get off your fucking high horse and come down to the real world!!!!

Posted by: Juice


so ugly.

Posted by: Anonymous


no more paris posts.
boycott her endorsements.
boycott hilton hotels.

Posted by: Anonymous


Seriously intellectually challenged.
She looks right out of the Brady Bunch.
Skank.

Posted by: Anonymous


Even with that Wonk-eye covered she is FUGLY!
What happened to her? Not great before, but not this diseased...

Posted by: Anonymous


I hope they put her ass in jail. It would seriously do her character some good.
She might learn some of the lessons that her parents should have taught her....

Posted by: Anonymous


NEXT.

Posted by: Anonymous


When your montra is trouble as a means to staying in the limelight, I'm sure Paris has it down to an art form with regards to dealing with the adversity that keeps her in the spotlight on sites such as this! She definetly got it down!! That is talent in of itself!!
Love you girl!

Posted by: jls


This is news???? Don't waste my time and fry my retinas with this orangey whore.

Posted by: Anonymous


Racist druggie.

Posted by: Anonymous


The car outside her house is NOT a Maybach it is a MERCEDES BENZ SLR McLaren.

Posted by: Stav


doesn't it sort of look like she has a little baby bump going in that dress?

Posted by: Anonymous


...."please remember to put your tray tables in their upright positions and we thank you for flying HEROIN AIRLINES"

god damn...she's funny.

Posted by: Anonymous


...."please remember to put your tray tables in their upright positions and we thank you for flying HEROIN AIRLINES"

god damn...she's funny.

Posted by: Anonymous


Holy Moley! Every photo we see looks worse!
What is going on?!

Posted by: Anonymous


Wonk Eyed Bitch. Her hair looks like shit and she looks pregger's in that fug airline attendant uniform!

Posted by: PuckYouParis!


square head!!!

Posted by: Anonymous


THAT IS NOT A MAYBACH DUMBASSES!!!

Posted by: Alyssa


how much longer can this loser stretch her 15 minutes? please give us news on real celebs. not sad little mentally challenged wannabes.

Posted by: Anonymous


Baby bump? Oh please. As if girl's stomaches are always completely flat, 100% of the time. :P

Posted by: Anonymous


She is in desperate need of
control top panties/or take a big shit she is bloated all over

Posted by: Anonymous


PARIS IS A CUNT!

Posted by: Anonymous


Another day of the lone hater. Too funny! Paris is a goddess and always will be. We love you Paris!!

Posted by: f**k the hater


hello Paris,i have been trying to tune in
to your frequency since last summer,your
starting to come thru loud and clear
i love you baby girl

Posted by: t wolf


She's beautiful. She rocks.

Posted by: Anonymous


What abour the fact that her dress makes her look Pregnant? Is that a baby bump?

Posted by: Me


What abour the fact that her dress makes her look Pregnant? Is that a baby bump?

Posted by: Me


What abour the fact that her dress makes her look Pregnant? Is that a baby bump?

Posted by: Me


So "the MAN" caught Paris "Ridin Dirty"

Posted by: Morjon


GOD BLESS PARIS !!!!!!!!

I actually started humming the star spangled banner when I was enjoying these photo's of Paris.

Paris is the definitive class act above reproach...she is one cool customer...it's gonna take a lot more than a couple of half drunken fame seeking LA cops to ruffle her gloriously aristocratic feathers.

God Bless X17 for printing the truth !

Posted by: iHeartParis


isn't she lovely. I gotta say I miss teribly her vagina days. Hey X17 is there any way that we can recapture those precious moments. lets say bring back those pics.

Posted by: I miss gina


I love her vintage dress! I saw her last week shopping at Sielian's Vintage boutique on Melrose/Doheny. She is so sweet!

Posted by: Kelly


Another hag with a stinkin twat. Her twat stink up the club and it sags too. She has a stinkin saggy labia and her anus stinks as well.

Posted by: Anonymous


Another hag with a stinkin twat. Her twat stink up the club and it sags too. She has a stinkin saggy labia and her anus stinks as well.

Posted by: Anonymous


Paris and her cunt are the new face of Valtrex

Posted by: Anonymous


Paris and her cunt are the new face of Valtrex

Posted by: Anonymous


She is soooooooooooo nerdy!

Posted by: yaya


The % sign goes after the number.

For example, 50% or 100%.

Posted by: dude


HANGING OUT WITH PARIS SHOULD BE BANNED. PEOPLE END UP ON DRUGS, ALCOHOL, ETC ETC ETC ETC JUST LIKE BRITNEY AND LINDSEY

Posted by: Anonymous


she's not nearly as dum as she makes out she only does it coz look at all the attention

Posted by: Anonymous


FUCKING IDIOT!!

Posted by: Anonymous


Yes please! Lets have a "Paris does her Thang" thread... you know all those millions of giney and mossie bite shots.

Seriously though, do normal American girls flash as much as she does?
All the girls gone wild things seem like normal girls there?

Are girls just a little easier there?

Posted by: Jojo


Nice fucken dress lady! NOT! I can't stand this woman...and I think she has the biggest and dorkiest nose I've ever seen. Everybody hates her and she is clearly a spoiled little rich bitch. I'd love to see her survive just one day of a life in which she has to work and earn a living like the rest of us. If she keeps this shit up, her and one of her precious sports cars are going to be organ donors!!

Posted by: PARIS == YOU SUCK HAIRY BALLZ!


Please, Jojo in what planet you live on?.
This is american culture at its best, that's not even a question it's a fact.

A little easier? Ha, ha, ha ha

Posted by: and HA, HA, HA, HA


LOL hahah I don't know...., I had to ask :P lol
Wow, no wonder why the guys love it overt here so much ;)hehe

Posted by: Jojo


Love ya'll,and X17 keep the giney and most of all the mossy alive.
Peace out.

Posted by: haha


HAY EVERY1 ME AND MY MATES IN SCHOOL SEEM TO THINK THAT PARIS LOOKS PREGNANT

WHAT DO YOU THINK

LUV YA
XXXXXXXXX
XXXXXXXX

Posted by: CATHERINE, CHRISTINA, SAMMY


I don't pay much attention to Ms Hilton but these pics made me laugh out loud.

Posted by: GG


"knocked up"

Now lets follow her trip to the abortion clinic! - F'n cunt!!

Guess it will be a good excuse to avoid jail time, though!!!

WHORE - PROBABLY GOT MORE BABY DADDIES THAN ANNA NICOLE!!

And I know (from good source) that the board of directors for the Hilton Corporation are pissed and embarrassed that she is a member of the family!! They would have rathered her last name be "Motel"!!!..yeah sounds good, Paris Motel..suits her fine!

Oh and Paris don't bother writing back...we know that's why you are always on your blackberry - posting shit and calling Eillott to post shit for ya! Stop pretending to have people who are fans on this site! This site is for ligitimate haters of you!!

Posted by: hottie O.


Hey Hottie :)
Are the Board going to do anything about it?
Or does the Hilton family control the majority of shares still.
It's a heaps interesting point.
I mean she does bring the Hilton name shame, and I have to admit, even though the hotel chain is not hers I have always made sure not to stay at one because of her namesake.
That's an awesome point to bring up.
Anyone know anything more about this side of things? :)

Posted by: jojo


I thought this was Jessica Simpson. Paris looks old these days. Hard partying must be catching up.

Posted by: Kim


how come she wont get her nose fixed?

Posted by: Anonymous


I am so sick of hearing about that skank hoe!! Paris Hilton is old news...

Posted by: Anonymous


PARIS IS A CUNT

Posted by: Anonymous


GOD THAT IS ONE HORRIBLE OUTFIT! SKANKY HO

Posted by: Anonymous


What kind of dress is that!

Posted by: Shanari


I LOVE the retro dress Paris is wearing! She looks great.

Posted by: Anonymous


If Paris is really preggers all anyone can say is "Well Done".

She won't abort Stavros's baby and moreover,Paris loves kids.

Posted by: Anonymous


Good gravy. If anyone can afford kids it's Stavros and Paris. I would not even hesitate a minute if I were them. Many young couples start out with hardly any money and manage to raise a family.What are Paris and Stavros waiting for. Quick,start copulating.

Posted by: Anonymous


Good gravy. If anyone can afford kids it's Stavros and Paris. I would not even hesitate a minute if I were them. Many young couples start out with hardly any money and manage to raise a family.What are Paris and Stavros waiting for. Quick,start copulating.

Posted by: Anonymous


Here is some new info from the Warner web site:

As of March 2,2007 Paris Hilton's CD has sold 585,875 copies and is still moving at a steady pace.

GO PARIS!!!

Posted by: Anonymous




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