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Paris' New Man Is A Real Dick

No, really - when Paris stopped by Book Soup yesterday to pick up a little reading material, some guy in a giant penis costume wandered up and claimed to be waiting to meet the heiress! Unfortunately, the meeting never ended up happening; by the time Paris left, her costumed admirer had already left the premises. Then again, it's not like Paris hasn't seen any of those lately - or at least not if Paris Latsis had anything to say about it!



Maybe the guy was just trying to give Paris a nice mental image - after all, she's facing a twenty-three day stretch of not seeing any of those!

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Paris would probably fuck it if she had the chance, you know her pussys the size of a tunnel!!!

Posted by: lol


fuck her, go to jail already you piece of shit. i really don't care if this whore will be dead by hitting a train or something like that. god !!!!

YOU HEAR ME PEREZHILTON.COM

Posted by: perez & paris are sucks....Go x17 you're the best !!!!


fuck her, go to jail already you piece of shit. i really don't care if this whore will be dead by hitting a train or something like that. god !!!!

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Posted by: perez & paris are sucks....Go x17 you're the best !!!!


fuck her, go to jail already you piece of shit. i really don't care if this whore will be dead by hitting a train or something like that. god !!!!

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fuck her, go to jail already you piece of shit. i really don't care if this whore will be dead by hitting a train or something like that. god !!!!

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PARIS HILTON is to receive an alarming prezzie from prison chiefs for her, er, vacation.

The heiress will be “tagged” with a panic device to keep her safe from fellow jailbirds.

The alarm gives her a 24-hour link to prison guards in case she gets any bother.

Terrified Paris has already had her term cut from 45 to 23 days for good behaviour — and hasn’t even started her sentence yet.

Posted by: Anonymous


damn, that thing`s almost actual size

Posted by: anonymous


she thought she saw someone dressed as her genitalia, but it turned out to be the Lincoln Tunnel

Posted by: anonymous


team PARIS!

Posted by: aluh.fotolog.pl


Q: Do you know the difference between Paris Hilton`s pussy and 2 pieces of beef jerky?
A: Apparently, neither do Greek shipping heirs.

Posted by: anonymous


poor poor poor lugubrious paris

Posted by: pea


Big hooked Penis Nose Paris meets a big penis...to bad the "penis" did not have a big "fish hook" on the end too.

Posted by: The Last Resort


seriously, that thing looks like it`s been pounded more than a $2 steak at a meat tenderizer demonstration.

Posted by: anonymous


this dumb guy in the cock suit reminds me
the sand man from spiderman 3 movie

Posted by: Britney team


he also reminds you of your primary source of protein

Posted by: anonymous


If Paris had as many stiff ones On her as she`s had IN her, she`d look like a porcupine. A porcupine with Herpes.

Posted by: anonymous


that penis looks delicious

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Posted by: Peter


Perfect match for a cunt :)

Posted by: Anonymous


Q: You know how to tell the difference between the Lincoln Tunnel and Paris Hilton`s vagina?
A: It costs more to enter the Lincoln Tunnel, the Lincoln Tunnel handles less traffic on a daily basis, and only the very end of the Lincoln Tunnel smells like New Jersey.

Posted by: anonymous


the cock guy was soooooooooooo funny!

Posted by: ANONY


Does anyone know Paris Hilton Home address ?

Posted by: Rossana


room 2
cellblock 8
LA county Jail
LA,CA

Posted by: anonymous


Paris can read?

Posted by: heeeyy


no, das a colorin book fo wen she go to da bighous

Posted by: anonymous


uniqua, is that you??

Posted by: heeeyy


yeah, I can`t speak ebonically on Paris posts, her 12 year old fan base wouldn`t have understood all of the insults I posted. I`m thinking of changing my name to "Team Valtrex" for Paris posts.

Posted by: anonymous


Team Valtrex. I like it!

Posted by: heeeyy


I just hope going to prison doesn`t make Pfizer Pharmaceuticals cancel her sponsorship.

Posted by: Team Valtrex


paris that is sooooo funny!! i think he's a good man for paris!! good for you.

Posted by: someone


No way! She is THE poster girl for herpes!

Posted by: heeeyy


paris that is sooooo funny!! i think he's a good man for paris!! good for you.

Posted by: someone


She`ll have to use generic Valtrex in jail.

Posted by: Team Valtrex


well whatever keeps her from having outbreaks. i mean, she can't be giving herpes to all the other cellmates that are going to gang bang her!

Posted by: heeeyy


Hey look, your stalker is here.

Posted by: Team Valtrex


I know, isn't it funny that he always shows up when I start posting?? actually, it's a little scary.

Posted by: heeeyy


Prison inmates probably have higher standards, she should be safe.

Posted by: Team Valtrex


LOL! I hope so. But they might wanna gang bang her anyway because she's Paris Hilton and let's face it, that would be funny!

Posted by: heeeyy


He probably saw the headline about the real dick, and thought somehow he had become newsworthy.

Posted by: Team Valtrex


LMAO!

Posted by: heeeyy


retarded 14 year olds congregate here obviously- I wish I was there I would have punched that guy in the face.

Posted by: James


is that what brought you here, James?

Posted by: Team Valtrex


Why does she live right there on the street like that? She's worth a ga-zillion bucks!
She should be in a mansion or gated community or something. Anyone can just drive the fuck up to her front door!
Thats downright crazeeeeeee!
I wish she'd just to her time already. She could be out by the end of this month!
Paris, go to jail already and it's over with!
Done and over with!

Posted by: Pink Parasol


You have to give the guy credit, what a perfect way to meet her, Hey Paris, there's a penis outside waiting for you.Paris: That's Hot, Be right out!!

Posted by: Sharon


what the fuck is wrong with you guys, just ducking leave her alone you bastards, you think that is funny, yes for the small mind, all you that have commented are disgusting people

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