Paris, Not Cannes

She didn't hit the red carpet at any premiere. Why would anyone want her skanky ass there? She probably stood outside somewhere because she pays x17 to post her pictures.

Skank-tastic twit with feet the size of an NBA player.

Skank-tastic twit with feet the size of an NBA player.

Yup! Those are some large feet. I wonder if her shoes are custom made for her super sized feet.

Hey am just commenting because I've noticed recently NO ONE CARES ABOUT PARIS ANYMORE!! So I hope this makes her feel better that at least she got 4 comments! Times up Paris - NEXT!

Oh and Doug, Benji and the rest of guys - your genius - free room/food/travel/sex/gifts/invites....heck if she even made a pass at me I'd USE HER TOO! But then again.....NAH - CAN'T RISK MY LIFE LIKE THAT!

They were taking pictures of all the poor people she said she would help after she got out of jail.

Herpies infested cum dumpster!

Paris U need your roots touching up.

Working? this girl or should I say Big Foot does not work lol she does not know the meaning of the word. All she does is shop and party and pop in now and then to the childrens cancer hospital to show her part and make herself look good. She does not care about anyone but herself, one day it will all come crashing down on her, God is watching you Paris be warned.

She puts Bozo the clowns feet to shame

Duck feet hoe! She is the equivalent of putting chicken breasts in a 400 degree oven for 3 hours.WAY over done!

this girl just overdoes the outfit every time. she is like a walking disco ball from the 70's ..i feel embarrased for her boyfriend.

ENOUGH WITH THE HEADBANDS ALREADY! WHAT THE "F" IS UP WITH THEM ANYWAYS! THEY ARE SO BUTT UGLY!

hey hey its krusty the clown. krusty you need to ditch the headband crap and return to your signature green hair, red nose and comic clown feet.

Hey X17, how about reporting on THIS story about paris?

On Monday night, Paul Allen had a party on his yacht. Super exclusive, tight guest list. Am told that Ebola had been trying to get itself an invitation for days. And they kept telling her to f-ck off. It gets better.

To get onto the yacht, shuttle boats departed from the pier every 15 minutes or so. Ebola decided to show up at the dock anyway. They shut it down again. Told it to jump up its own ass. They would not allow it on that boat.

Still undeterred, Ebola supposedly decided to RENT ITS OWN BOAT. But that wasn’t enough. It had to rent its own shuttle boat, take that boat to another luxury liner, hop onto that luxury liner, and then have that luxury liner pull up to the Paul Allen boat in disguise. And at that point, they could do nothing to stop it from coming on board.

Do you f-cking love it?

It gets better.

Ebola had been frequenting that luxury liner early on in her stay.

The Croisette is buzzing though that it was asked not to come back. Because of that nasty little problem it has in the toilets.

I’ve written before about its habit of going to clubs, using the staff loo, and getting sick all over it, leaving it a biohazard, right? A trail of vomit is Ebola’s calling card. Alcohol + bulimia = nasty puke.

Rumour has it the captain of that luxury boat spoke to it about leaving the staff facilities in such disarray. It denied the accusations, and not only that, allegedly blamed the “dirty Mexican” for doing it instead. Never been a secret that Ebola is a racist f-ck.

So how did it get on the Inglourious Basterds carpet?

By forcing its way on. They don’t want to start a scene and it knows this. But it was kept far, far, far away from the primaries. And it was not getting into that afterparty either. Please.

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Rumour has it the captain of that luxury boat spoke to it about leaving the staff facilities in such disarray. It denied the accusations, and not only that, allegedly blamed the “dirty Mexican” for doing it instead. Never been a secret that Ebola is a racist f-ck.

So how did it get on the Inglourious Basterds carpet?

By forcing its way on. They don’t want to start a scene and it knows this. But it was kept far, far, far away from the primaries. And it was not getting into that afterparty either. Please.

She's just a sad sad person, with all her Daddy n Mommie's money you would think she'd have landed herself a man or at least gotten knocked up. Her & her sister are spoiled rotten. What happens one day when their parents money is no longer an option? Are they going to jet-set all over the world til they are 90? How do you raise a family without any source of income?

As for the headbands...i wish someone would snatch one off her head n take a few bleached hairs with it.

No one cares anymore except for X-17 of course who still touts Lindsay Lo"HO"an as being an 'actress'? More like has been dope head. Whats intersting about her? NADA!!

Thank goodness TMZ doesnt put this irrelevant crap on their website. Thank you TMZ!!!!!