Paris Not "Retarded"

Although Paris may be working hard to get her body into baby-making shape, our favorite heiress continued to deny that she had plans to assemble an army of Mini-Mes. When we asked about her plans to adopt "four blonde babies", in typical heiress fashion she simply said “no”, which wasn't quite as eloquent as her statement to People.com where she said, "That's retarded. No, I'm not."
We're still thanking our lucky stars! Four Paris' (Parii?) would be too much for even us to handle!
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