First in Paris' vagine...NOT

1ST!!! SUCK IT PARIS YA CUNT!

Paris is featured in the first chapter of the Talking CelebFic site:

http://www.puzzlekiller.com

Along with Britney and Lindsey.

i certainly hope that they thoroughly sterilized both cabs afterward. if not, a little kerosene and a match ought to do the trick.

see this is why i hate her get off your lazy drunk butt and walk your self to the taxi or at least just get one what a waste of time! she did that for the cameras!

ew, I hope to GOD I am not in either of those cabs. I agree, they better steralize everything after she sits on it..gross.

She was meeting Starvos.

STAVROS IS A DICK

people she just took a damn cab... y do ppl make fuck'ol issue's out of nothin... she is clean do ull even wash ur ass'.....hahaha

Paris has no sense of fiscal responsibility so why would she care? You paps must drive like maniac's to stay ahead of celebs and film them as they are driving by. I think a bigger story would be "The Life Of A Pap And How We Do It". Have a pap follow a pap and document everything, giving us inside information on your techniques.

Hunched over like that, with that huge nose, she looks like a vulture. Sorry, vultures, didn`t mean to insult you guys, your class and style make you much better than this whore. Carrion

IF she had brains + $$ THEN she should have hired a personal driver so that she can hip hop from point A to Z without DWI-ing and getting her license snatched. So instead now she has to hump taxicabs?? whodda F thinks das cool?

Am I the only one who's not able to watch the videos? I used to be able, but since a few weeks I haven't been able...

She doesnt want to walk in her heels, very painful, as well as being set on by 1000's of photogs.
I hate Paris but fucking hell she has sold this dumb blonde shit so well Im beginning to think she's alot smarter than we give her credit for. I mean after all people, she is a brunette. And all that stuff in her 'unpaid (bullshit) storage (bullshit) locker (bullshit)' was planted there by her and Elliot so she could make a fuck load more money out of us allllllll (both the lovers and the haters). Very smart girl.

who cares if she took a cab...BFD!!
If i was her, i would worry more about getting my bird nose fixed.

who cares if she took a cab...BFD!!
If i was her, i would worry more about getting my bird nose fixed.

I DON'T BLAME HER!!!! I'D DO THE SAME THING IF I ALWAYS HAD THE DAMN CAMERA IN MY FACE! YOU CAN'T EVEN WALK SOMEWHERE!