We spotted a very satisfied-looking Paris Hilton slipping out of her house at
six in the morning wearing a pretty bold statement on her shirt - or at least it would be bold if it weren't so true! (We're not quite sure that Britney can claim the same, though - from the way she looks in these pictures, I'd say it's pretty clear that she can't quite keep up with what Paris wants!)
"They sure don't party like this back in Louisiana!"
Paris apparently doesn't want to sleep as badly as Britney
I wonder if Elliot Mintz gets these printed up for all his clients?