Was britney invited ???

or did kaplan,adnan,etc. extract most of her money from her

GOD can Paris look any manlier???

No matter what, you got ta strut. Lindsay is a big baby and desperate that she's through. She could have chosen to cowboy up and out-saccharine Paris. Instead she decompensates and perpetuates her own downward spiral. Paris is polished, Lindsay is trailer trash who is emotionally arrested at about age 14. So this spring goes to Paris. Lindsay, quit stealing stuff that isn't yours.

#1 is right

Paris is a USER and Lindsay is NOT. Pun on USER intended.
Linds can't be around addicts... too much temptation!

Paris is so smug these days since she has leeched her way into Nicole's 'family' by banging Joel's brother. Nicole should watch her back cos the miniute she has her back turned feeding Harlow..Paris will be in another room having a threesome with Joel and Benji! Lindsay is jealous of the fake bitch and probably feels insecure b/c Paris is such a slut and Linds feels she has to keep up with the slut action. Frankly Lindsay should be grateful she is invited anywhere..her career is in the toilet and she is selling off her clothes to get cash..no surprise she stole gift bags at the event..shows she is a spoiled brat with a sense of entitlement..Paris and Lindsay are both attention whores so their immature behaviour will probably continue as long as they get press...X17 why are u even mentioning these talentless ho's?? It is gross looking at Paris..she looks more and more like a tranny every day and Lindsay always has smeared orange spray tan on her..these bitches try so hard to be cool and they are just a joke!

Oh PLEASE, someone give them Uzis and let them 'finish' this duel! Take 5 paces, turn, and light 'em up!!!!
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...zzzzzzzz...zzzzzz!!!!!!

britney rules

Lindsay would cheat and turn at four.

Paris has to suck everyone off to stay relevant. Lindsay at least has talent, paris can't act, sing or even do porn.

They both need to grow up, I wouldnt do it for Paris either.look at her eyes ,she is a sneak . The only thing she has good going for her is she was born with a siver spoon. Does she ever do any work other than talk about helping others.Paris and her friend the scum bag Brendon Davis belong together they strut their stuff like nothing is any better than the two of them , LUCK OF THE SPERM THATS ALL.

I think Lindsey should do a remake of the Kermit THE Frog song, 'It's not easy being green'to 'It's not easy being orange'.
Parisite can do' 'It's not easy having less green'.
Then ship them out to a distant deserted island to have this competition and then accidentally forget them both!

HA HA HA HA HA HA bi-babe
you asshole!

They both need to grow up, I wouldnt do it for Paris either.look at her eyes ,she is a sneak . The only thing she has good going for her is she was born with a siver spoon. Does she ever do any work other than talk about helping others.Paris and her friend the scum bag Brendon Davis belong together they strut their stuff like nothing is any better than the two of them , LUCK OF THE SPERM THATS ALL.

They both need to grow up, I wouldnt do it for Paris either.look at her eyes ,she is a sneak . The only thing she has good going for her is she was born with a siver spoon. Does she ever do any work other than talk about helping others.Paris and her friend the scum bag Brendon Davis belong together they strut their stuff like nothing is any better than the two of them , LUCK OF THE SPERM THATS ALL.

We need shirst made with both of these Nas-tay Hos and also Twitstain with pictures on them that say 'I suck cock for popularity!- ANY COCK!!'

2:57, the older woman I work with always says pustule hilton has mean eyes, and she doesn't even know who she is besides being a frigging whore with herpes. and entitlement issues. and a racist heart. and is a dog killer.

I'll bet Paris sucked ole Claus off after sharing a few rails with him. What a party!!

Give them a dildo and have them play with each other. Before you know it they will be the best of friends

paris tries too hard. if there was anything to her she wouldn't settle for some pastey fat dough boy boyfriend.

As usual Paris naturally out shined them all with her classy gracious charm.

OMG, you Paris haters are quite a bad breed of nasty little chaps.

3:12PM

If you aren't making a joke, you must be doing the same drugs as Paris Hilton.

I would leave too if I saw Herpes Hilton coming.....

3:11, we all know there is nothing to paris, it would be like dating almost be as exciting as dating a turnip.

Lohan looks like a SKANK

Hey JAB, you must be USING something if you think Linds isn't a USER! Homegirl looks trashed! Look at her recent pictures, she's spaced out! I'm not a Paris fan, but at least she keeps her situation together. She knows how to handle her drugs. Linds could take a few lessons because BLOW has destroyed her career. She's such a liability. And it's pretty apparent she still hasn't learned her lesson.

They are both really nasty. At least the ginger can act........

Lindsay at least has talent. Paris cant sing nor act, the only thing that she did that got a good attention was that ridiculous sex tape.

WE NEED NEW WHORES

TEAM PARIS ALL THE WAY !!!!!!

Hilton cracks me up. No matter how much you dress up an old whore, it's still just a whore.

Linds pour-me-another-Vodka Lohan should be happy to get any little part these days, even if it's working for a Hilton.

Paris would be my choice.

Lindsey was just being childish and Paris graciously took over.

Hilton has to hire Lohan to promote her crappy junk.... hilarious!!!!!

3:39 Isn't that the theme of this thread?

Paris ran her out- I would run too if I saw old wonky on her way in.
Who is that fat boy on her arm?

lindsay should just settle this once and for all by punching out paris. finally miss hilton will get what she has deserved for quite some time.

I'd love to see Lohan kick the crap out of Hilton.
Do us all a favor Lindz, wonk the other eye!!!

We here in Blighty have no idea why Paris is famous, apparently she is a fuckin whore. Who is that fat dump she is with? Is he famous too? Lyndsay has talent, she's made some mistakes but you Yanks are very uptight, so what she likes a drink and a bit of charlie. Go London loves ya.

Paris is only "polished" in an intensely superficial way; hence pitching such cheap and overpriced merchanise. The local Macy's, here, won't sell it, and it had -- in part -- something to do with the local patrons requesting that they not do so. Lindsey is hardly trailer trash, but she does need to grow up. She has enormous talent; Paris has 0.

Haha Paris has a comb-over to cover the wonkey eye.
What next, wig tape to hold it in place?

I think Lindsay does look awful here, but I would rather have Lindsay host because I think she has a much better fashion sense and actually has talent. Paris likes to con her way into everything.

To It's a London thing...

Trust me, 90% of Americans can't stand Hilton. (The ticket grosses for her recent "film" were less than $30K opening weekend, and were panned by both critics and the general public.) She makes most of her money abroad, but spreads it around in L.A., unfortunately.

I'd have to say Linds won this one. Hilton sells herself to the public 24/7. Linds sells her talent. The sponsors were way off base not to let Linds know. No contest.

I think Lindsay does look awful here, but I would rather have Lindsay host because I think she has a much better fashion sense and actually has talent. Paris likes to con her way into everything.

Let's settle this once and for all. Battle of the STD's.

There was an entire sales rack at Macys that held nothing but Paris Hilton crap-it had been marked down, then marked down again until it was finally 75% off the original price.

LET'S SEE WHO'S BETTER AT WHAT'S IMPORTANT:

BETTER AT ANAL SEX = LINDSEY
BETTER AT ORAL SEX = LINDSEY
LIKES TAKING A LOAD ON FACE = LINDSEY
MORE VOLUPTUOUS ASS = LINDSEY
TIGHTER PUSSY = PARIS
KINKIER IN BED = LINDSEY
LIKELY DOES ATM = LINDSEY
YOUNGER LOOKING FACE = PARIS
MORE ANNOYING = PARIS
MORE LIKELY TO DEEP THROAT = LINDSEY
ENJOYS GETTING PLOWED DOGGIE-STYLE = LINDSEY
TAKES A FEARLESS MONSTER FACIAL = LINDSEY
BETTER TITS = LINDSEY

I GUESS WHEN YOU DO ADD ALL THE THINGS THAT ARE IMPORTANT IN A WOMAN UP, LINDSEY WINS THIS COMPETITION

i'm all for lindsay beating up paris. it could actually be an episode for "living lohan" the new e! reality show. lindsay will have to wait a long time before she has an opportunity to show her acting talent again. she may get some dumb comedies, but that great serious acting role she wants will elude her because the public has not forgotten about her party girl ways. if they were to remake "what ever happened to baby jane?" and it could star paris and lindsay. that way they could resolve their issues on screen with each other while the industry makes a profit off of them. hollywood is remaking everything else so it would not surprise me if it happened. if not a movie where they fight each other, then another season of celebrity boxing on fox could be coming soon.

Why?!?!? does everyone keep insisting Lohan has talent??? I've never seen her act any other way than her own bratty, egomaniacal self.

In a battle between Loser vs Loser, there can be no winner.

I can't stand Lindsays overlip. What did she do to it??
Paris has fake eyes and her feet is yakeeww. The only thing she accomplished is walking-school.

In the first pic Claus is beside Lindsay!

Wow, I saw Paris Hilton's profile many times on Richsoulmate.com, where celebrities and wealthy singles mingle. Is she seeking a serious relationship? Or just for fun?

Paris is just ravishly hot and all you haters can kiss Benji's tattooed ass. lol

Bob, I saw you on "take it up the ass!"

Paris has always done better than Lindsay because she is first and foremost a business woman.
She would never let substances interfere with making money, no Hilton would.

This was an advertisement for Paris Hilton's purses,right?
So basically Paris is the one with the businesses and Lindsay has - what exactly?

That said, I think Lindsay CAN get her film career back but it will take effort and she will need to lay off the substances.

But there here really is no competetition between the two because they seem to have different goals entirely.
This entire scenario here is stupid and simply designed to get hits on the website.

very funny 5:51. i am so tired of people posting their stupid dating websites on here.

Angie 4:27
You are a damn liar. I happen to buy the Paris Hilton and Nicky Hilton lines for myself and they are always hard to find because they sell like hotcakes.

linds!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

linds!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Paris has so much class. She's always sweet and smiling and gracious to everyone. She minds her manners. Her mother has taught her well. Lindsay, on the other hand, acts pretty much like a brat. How classless and immature to have to leave everywhere in a huff just because Paris shows up. That's so stupid. It just makes her look so bad. She needs to grow up.

I guess if you definition of class is doing drugs, being a racist, being an elitist, being a worthless and talentless person, being a liar and a criminal, and just generally a nasty human being is your criteria for class, then the class you are is LOW!!! Shay, you must be one hell of a vile person yourself or just a plain idiot of monumental proportions to be shoveling such shit! You disgust me!!!

Re comment by Shay at March 18, 2008 8:45 PM, statement: "Paris has so much class."

You ARE kidding, aren't you? If you aren't let me tell you what things are not classy:
~ Doing sex videos
~ Promising to help charities and orgs and not following up
~ Being a narcissist

Trust me, NONE of these women are classy. NONE of them.

To 6:13 pm

No, she is not a liar Hilton's merchandise is constantly being written down -- I've seen it myself on websites. Just go to one of the websites that sell her cheap stuff. You can buy it in a heartbeat. The only liar here is you.

To 3:51 pm

Paris didn't hire Linds, period. But the clubs in Vegas hire Paris to sell herself to drunken crowds, as she yells out profanities while gyrating clumsily onstage, calling it, "dancing". The recent stint of Paris babbling incoherently into a microphone, and dancing with stage curtains like a drunken street walker showed the real Paris. And people put down Linds? Puhleeeze.

LL should not be so choosy. It's not like she is getting job offers elsewhere. (Her hair looks great here though)

Meanwhile, Paris is a racist, and I think the black people that she hires to protect her, should string her up by her neck in Times Square, and we can all pelt cubic zarconia's at her for being the fake racist twat that shie is!

tick-tock....between the 2 of them they hae about 2 minutes left on the fame meter.

I hate them both, but I think that it is hilarious that Lindsay has fallen so far down the Hollywood food chain that she is reduced to promoting useless junk designed by wonky eyed Paris. hahahahahahahahahaha

Who agrees to host a party without finding out what they are promoting? No wonder she (LL) has no career left! That is just bad business!

damn her bf is pudgey

I can't believe I am saying this....but Britney.

OMG PARIS MORE POPULAR THEN LINDS!
PULEEEEZE!,LINDSAY IS THE QUEEN BEE HERE

I never post these days because lately I feel that posting is soooo pointles. A bunch of no namers, arguing over well the most retarded things. For instance Paris is ugly. Duh! That's obvious. I mean look at her! Old lady anyone? She's like "yeah, I'm rockin my nose." Lindsay is like "yeah, I'm much hotter than paris. I'm a sex god, bitch don't fuck with me!" LOL :D I know they must feel so lame for even knowing the other ones name but in the end. I've been there. I've hung out with irritating girls. You can't help but hate but they always around! Anyway...lol, it's just too funny. Too bad we don't know the real deal