Pastel Paris!

She looks cheap.

Those feet are straight from "Where the Wild Things Are".

wtf is up with the stupid looking head pieces she has sporting lately?

Look at the size of her freakishly HUGE feet!

She has no concept of when enough is enough, that headband is totes stoopid!!

that dress doesn't suit her body type...
AT ALL!

wonky eye
the false eyelashes on the left are trying to escape her hiddeous face.

Paris looks pretty and elegant. Maybe either wear the headband or the big necklace though. Not sure if they both go together so much. Still our girl is glam and will sparkle when the camera flashes. Boyfriend is cute!

paris: are they looking at me?
doug: I'm going to give you my dad's patented frozen burrito from behind!
paris:are my head band sales up yet? I've had to wear these fu*king things for two months
doug: hey frenchies! my dad patented the frozen burrito! back off!
paris: have I started a headband trend yet?
doug: really I'm gonna tell my dad if you guys don't back off! no frozen burritos for this film festival, I mean it!
paris: there aren't enough photographers
doug: hey back off! my dad is rich
paris: benji can you carry these bags for me, I mean, doug?
doug: frozen burritos are so hot right now
french: they wonder why we hate them?

That's not her color. It washes her out. I agree that dress doesn't fit her body type. Her boyfriend looks like an delusional idiot. He thinks he is famous and important now just because he got photographed with Paris.

Perfection!
Doug is the perfect husband for Paris. He is handsome, mildly famous (don't know for what though), doesn't mind being ridiculed, will marry for money. After a couple of years of Missy P, he will take a hot Latino babe with big chi-chis. Missy P will be in tears when she finds them in her bed doing "it". But no divorce. They will continue to put on the happy face for family and public. She will start drinking heavily to numb the hurt and pain of her cheating husband. She will eventually discover that he has bleed her dry. She will be completely broke, old, wrinkled and useless. Doug will have 4 babies with chi-chi girl and all of Missy P's money. Paris will have empty arms and have to sell her huge headband collection on e-bay just to pay rent. But alas, no one wants any headbands. They are so passe'. Missy P will have to beg sis Nicky to take her in. Nicky says no, because P was soooo mean to her when they were kids. She will ask Nicole, but she also says no. She has 7 kids and no time for Missy P. Sad, sad, sad.

She needs to spend at least 10 000 dollars each time to look like a littel pretty to keep her man!!!Lucky gril, monney is heping her to look like a woman without she would be nothing!!!Imagne a sec her personality!!!So with monney at least she can be famous and pretend being someone!!!She thinks this nes relation ship will open her doors to look like cute!!!!So cross finger Paris to keep him???But hups you did a porno tape so how long will he ignore everybody saw your arse????For sure it's a love storry!!!!Paris of course a man can love you even you are worth than a rat in your saoul!!!

12.06
you make no sense

Why did Paris study at university?There 1000 000 of sexy pretty woman who are rich and respectable in the world!!!Paris Hilton is a shame for Hilton creator she did a porno movie to become famous!!!You can find her on porno webside and actually buy her tape!!!So for me this does make sens a stupid count who will finished alone!!!

^^^ i get what you are saying but english is not your first language.

I totally love Paris, and her man IS hot. Way to go baby!

she looks like a princess

Can someone tell me why they are in Cannes?

bitch doesn't need to fly back to the usa, she can swim faster with those huge ass flippers she has

This dress on its own is beautiful...unfortunately Paris' big ugly head is stuck on top and her icky 11 year old boy body is stuck in the middle of it. If someone else had worn this (without the dorky, ever-present head band) I would've really been drooling, but she ruined it. It just looks like someone dressed up a pig in a really pretty dress. BTW does she wear those headbands to keep her enormous head from expanding even more?

Paris needs to STOP wearing those stupid headbands. She looks hideous,

I totes agree about the headbands- what is she 12?