There's A New Tooth Fairy In Town!

That guy made me laugh )))))

WTF?!!!

Looks like Doug borrowed paris' runners...

Oh yeah that's attractive lmao , NOT !

but at least her laughing stock of a boy

friend takes the attention away from

her old lady legs lmaooooooooooooooooo !

Doug is retarded,a joke,a bad and bizarre example to the other men.lol
Only a moron like him to dress a fairy costume and go to a party with that false barbie with herpes.He's pathetic.lol
He only wants fame,and only dressing an outfit like that he appears.The fairy outfit proves he's a fame-whore and a media-whore too.Everything for the fame,a true phrase,even by having sex with a whore with herpes and getting herpes from her or wearing a ridiculous outfit.lol
Loser.lmao

What! the ho is not wearing her garter belt this year?

How does she find dudes who have NO self respect, and are closet homos? What happened to real men? oooo yea this is Hollyweird the land of homo cum guzlers...I forgot

Stupid bejeweled toliet bowl cleaners with std virus germs included.

Kim, If u hate Hollywood so much. Why are u watching this site?

Her calves look like they belong to a 70 year old lady. Please cover them Paris!!!!!

They are such a cute couple.! and it's great that they are on the same wave length when it comes to humor.

Doug is a very self-confident man to pull this off.
LOVES IT.

If my husband dressed like this I would divorce him.

in toutou or rugged jeans Doug cuts a dashing figuere, just look at his buff body. And Paris always looks so pretty too. They are a wellmatched couple.

She looks like a circus pony

Hilarious!
You can bet a photo of Paris and Doug was in every Sunday morning paper around the globe.
And just when her new products are hitting the market this week.

Paris is a marketing genius!

On Halloween people dress in costumes,go to parties and have FUN.
Did some of you sourpusses forget it was the halloween weekend?

Doug is God's gracious gift to Paris. He is rich and handsome and seems to have a wonderful personality too. I do hope they stay together.

she looks gorgous

OMG that is some funny shytt LMAO. That is one fun loving couple and you can tell they really enjoy life. Good for them. Paris has the most outrageous funny streak in her and that's why we love her. Guess she found her soulmate in doug.

He looks gay with or without the skirt

PARIS HILTON IS CURRENTLY EVADING FEDERLA PROSECUTION FOR FEDERAL CRIMES COMMITTED. SINCERELY, BRANDON M. WITTE ARLINGTON, TEXAS AGE: 33

PARIS HILTON IS CURRENTLY EVADING FEDERLA PROSECUTION FOR FEDERAL CRIMES COMMITTED. SINCERELY, BRANDON M. WITTE ARLINGTON, TEXAS AGE: 33

PARIS HILTON IS CURRENTLY EVADING FEDERLA PROSECUTION FOR FEDERAL CRIMES COMMITTED. SINCERELY, BRANDON M. WITTE ARLINGTON, TEXAS AGE: 33

PARIS HILTON IS CURRENTLY EVADING FEDERLA PROSECUTION FOR FEDERAL CRIMES COMMITTED. SINCERELY, BRANDON M. WITTE ARLINGTON, TEXAS AGE: 33

PARIS HILTON IS CURRENTLY EVADING FEDERAL PROSECUTION FOR FEDERAL CRIMES COMMITTED. SINCERELY, BRANDON M. WITET ARLINGTON, TEXAS AGE: 33

PARIS HILTON IS CURRENTLY EVADING FEDERAL PROSECUTION FOR FEDERAL CRIMES COMMITTED. SINCERELY, BRANDON M. WITET ARLINGTON, TEXAS AGE: 33

PARIS HILTON IS CURRENTLY EVADING FEDERAL PROSECUTION FOR FEDERAL CRIMES COMMITTED. SINCERELY, BRANDON M. WITTE ARLINGTON, TEXAS AGE: 33

I GET TIRED OF POSTING LONG EXPLINATIONS, SO I WILL SAY THIS. THE GUY WHO POSTED ON NOV. 1ST ISN'T ME, HE'S AN IMPOSTED. PARIS HILTON ISN'T CURRENTLY WANTED FOR DOING ANYTHING TO ME OR ANYONE ELSE. IF SHE IS WANTED FOR A CRIME, IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH ME OR BRITNEY SPEARS OR ANY OF HER FAMILY OR FRIENDS, CURRENT OR FORMER IN THE CASE OF FRIENDS. THIS IMPOSTED PRETENDING TO BE ME IS JUST A STALKER AND DELSUIONAL NUTJOB.

THE REAL BRANDON.

DISREGARD THE LAST RIDICULOUS COMMENT LEFT HERE IN MY NAME. I, BRANDON M. WITTE, AGE 33 OF ARLINGTON, TEXAS AM THE PERSON WHO HAS BEEN ACCUSING PARIS HILTON AND HER FATHER, RICK HILTON, OF FEDERAL CRIME ON THE INTERNET SINCE MARCH 2008. ALSO, PARIS JACKSON IS THE ONLY PERSON WITH THE NAME "PARIS" WHO IS IN GOOGLE'S DATABASE. PARIS HILTON WAS FINALLY REMOVED IN LATE JULY 2009 AFTER REFUSING TO ANSWER TO THE ALLEGATIONS OF FEDERAL CRIME THAT I HAVE MADE AGAINST HER AND HER SINCE MARCH 2008. IF YOU WANT TO SEE MY OFFICIAL YOUTUBE INTERVIEW, GO CHECK IT OUT. SINCERELY, BRANDON M. WITTE ARLINGTON, TEXAS AGE: 33

DISREGARD THE LAST RIDICULOUS COMMENT LEFT HERE IN MY NAME. I, BRANDON M. WITTE, AGE 33 OF ARLINGTON, TEXAS AM THE PERSON WHO HAS BEEN ACCUSING PARIS HILTON AND HER FATHER, RICK HILTON, OF FEDERAL CRIME ON THE INTERNET SINCE MARCH 2008. ALSO, PARIS JACKSON IS THE ONLY PERSON WITH THE NAME "PARIS" WHO IS IN GOOGLE'S DATABASE. PARIS HILTON WAS FINALLY REMOVED IN LATE JULY 2009 AFTER REFUSING TO ANSWER TO THE ALLEGATIONS OF FEDERAL CRIME THAT I HAVE MADE AGAINST HER AND HER SINCE MARCH 2008. IF YOU WANT TO SEE MY OFFICIAL YOUTUBE INTERVIEW, GO CHECK IT OUT. SINCERELY, BRANDON M. WITTE ARLINGTON, TEXAS AGE: 33

OH THE FAKE BRANDON HAS A YOUTUBE INTERVIEW? IT'S ALL FULL OF HIS LIES AGAIN I'M SURE. AND NO, YOU ARE THE PERSON WHO HAS BEEN PRETENDING TO BE ME FOR ALMOST 3 YEARS. AND I KEEP POSTING OBVIOUS PROOF ABOUT GOOGLE, THAT IT ONLY BRINGS UP THE TOP 10 POSSIBLE SEARCHES. THINK ABOUT IT. THERE'S MORE THEN 10 POSSIBLE THINGS NAMED PARIS, RIGHT? AS FOR PARIS JACKSON BEING THE ONLY POSSIBLE NAME, AGAIN THAT ONLY MEANS THIS. THAT IS THE ONLY PERSON IN THE TOP 10 LIST. THAT'S IT. YOU DID NOTHING TO CAUSE ANYTHING. IF ANYONE STARTED PICKING ON YOU IT'S A COINCEDENCE.

SO STOP POSTING IN MY NAME! STOP PRETENDING TO BE ME! STOP MAKING CLAIMS ABOUT PARIS HILTON STALKING PEOPLE! YOU ARE INSANE! LEAVE ME ALONE!

BUT DO GO CHECK OUT HIS VIDEO HE MADE IN MY NAME. I'M SURE LIKE ALL OF THE ASKMEN.COM REPLIES, THEY ARE JUST AS INSANE. YES, GO READ HIS ASKMEN.COM REPLIES. FROM THE START. THEY ARE POSTS OF AN INSANE MAN.

THE REAL BRANDON M. WITTE (THE SANE ONE)

DISREGARD THE LAST RIDICULOUS COMMENT LEFT HERE IN MY NAME.

AND AGAIN, AS I AM NOW PUTTING ON THIS WEB SITE AND OTHER ONES REGARDING PARIS HILTON, MY ADDRESS IS: 3800 CURT DR., ARLINGTON, TEXAS 76016.

ALSO, I CAN BE FOUND PERFORMING AT THE RESTAURANT JAMAICA GATES EVERY FRIDAY AND SATURDAY NIGHT.

AND TO RESPOND TO THE COMMENTS THAT HAVE BEEN LEFT ON OTHER WEB SITES REGARDING PARIS HILTON: DONT YOU GUYS THINK THAT IF THERE WERE SOME PERSON PRETENDING TO BE ME AND SINGING AT THE SAME RESTAURANT WHERE I AM THE ONLY WHITE SINGER SINGING THERE THAT I WOULD CONFRONT HIM (THE IMPOSTER.) LOL

SINCERELY, BRANDON M. WITTE

ARLINGTON, TEXAS
AGE: 33

3800 CURT DR. , ARLINGTON, TEXAS 76016

OH YEAH, ONE MORE THING: MY FULL NAME IS BRANDON MATTHEW WITTE, BUT AGAIN, I AM KNOWN AS BRANDON M. WITTE.

SINCERELY, BRANDON M. WITTE

ARLINGTON, TEXAS
AGE: 33

3800 CURT DR., ARLINGTON, TEXAS 76016

TO THE PERSON WHO POSTED TWICE ON NOVEMBER 17TH, 2009. YOU ARE THE IMPOSTER, NOT ME. YOU ARE DOING ILLEGAL ACTS LIKE TRYING TO STEAL MY IDENTITY VIA TAKING OUT INTERNET ACCOUNTS LIKE MYSPACE, AOL AND YOUTUBE IN MY NAME. YOU ARE THE INSANE PERSON MAKING ABSURD CLAIMS ABOUT GOOGLE AND PARIS HILTON, WHOM HAS NEVER STALKED ME AS AN ASIDE, NOT ME. YOU, FAKE BRANDON, MY STALKER AND IMPOSTER, ARE THE ONE SINGING AT A RESTAURANT CALLED JAMAICA GATES IN MY NAME! NOT ME, I HAVE NEVER BEEN TO THE PLACE. AND YOU ARE THE ONE POSTING MY FULL STREET ADDRESS AND MIDDLE NAME SO THAT MY FULL NAME IS POSTED HERE AND ON OTHER WEBSITES, NOT ME. APPARENTLY SO OTHERS CAN HARASS ME TOO.

MY IMPOSTER IS GUILTY OF HENIOUS FEDERAL CRIMES, IN PART THE STALKING OF ONE BRANDON MATTHEW WITTE, A 33 YEAR OLD MAN FROM ARLINGTON, TEXAS. HE IS ALSO GUILTY OF STALKING PARIS HILTON AND BRITNEY SPEARS BY CLAIMING THAT THEY HAD ROMANTIC INTEREST IN HIM, AND FURTHER STALKING PARIS HILTON VIA HIS ABSURD CLAIMS THAT HE HAS BEEN MAKING UNDER MY NAME FOR ALMOST THREE YEARS. LOOK FOR MY IMPOSTER TO BE IN FEDERAL PRISON SOON FOR HIS HENIOUS CRIMES. I NOW SUSPECT IT WAS HE WHO DID SOME SORT OF EMOTIONAL TRAUMA TO BRITNEY SPEARS, AND THAT THIS CAUSED HER BREAKDOWN.

THE REAL BRANDON MATTHEW WITTE (THE SANE ONE!)