
Paris Hilton's Outfit Checklist:
-Flashy yellow sunglasses? Check.
-Black heels? Check.
-Multi-colored star bathing suit that awkwardly connects the top to the bottom AND makes my body look like a carved Halloween pumpkin that exploded into 4th of July fireworks? Check!
Seriously, what the hell! This is ridiculous. Just go do another sex tape already!
> Paris Shines On The Red Carpet! - Nov 07, 2008
> Still Going Strong! - Nov 07, 2008
> Picture Perfect Paris Color Coordinates - Nov 06, 2008
> Celebrity Street Style: Black And White And Lace All Over! - Nov 05, 2008







