
Paris Hilton's Outfit Checklist:
-Flashy yellow sunglasses? Check.
-Black heels? Check.
-Multi-colored star bathing suit that awkwardly connects the top to the bottom AND makes my body look like a carved Halloween pumpkin that exploded into 4th of July fireworks? Check!
Seriously, what the hell! This is ridiculous. Just go do another sex tape already!
> The "Sultan of Sleaze" Found Dead - Sep 30, 2007
> Celebrity Street Style: Self-Obsessed - Sep 26, 2007
> Paris Hilton: Phantom Of The Opera? - Sep 21, 2007
> Paris Gets Trashy, Provocative - Sep 20, 2007



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