X17 XCLUSIVE - Reese And Jake Go Shopping!

I found a hot place, you guys should try it ___ DateRichSingleS co m_____. It is a site

for celebrities and millionaires to mingle. Is she dating someone rich there?

this guy cant be more gay and your desperate tries to portray him as this macho man makes me laugh so much

shes wearing PATAGONIA:)))

Shes fugly.

Such a hot couple. When are they getting married?

Wait, she carries a "I'm Not A Plastic Bag" purse but still carries a paper and plastic laminated shopping bag and Jake carries a plastic bag? These 2 are not only fauxmancers and PR whores but they are also environmental hypocrites.

LOL

She's pregnant & I don't know how anyone hasn't found out yet! I know for a fact, but unfortunately, no proof to share, but soon enough you will all see, for now you'll just have to take my word for it, or not. But she certainly is & it's going to be one cute baby :)

FIRST ONE TO ANNOUNCE THIS: ME: ON FEBRUARY 8TH 2009 & 4:08 P.M (East Coast)

and there you have it : )

BORING FAUXMANCE COUPLE.

Jake,

dump the ugly bitch.

I'm sure you can afford a better beard.

"I'm not a plastic bag." No, the one in your hand isn't but the one tucked under Jake's pit IS! And he MUST be gay because I think he's so handsome and I love him and I love all the gay ones because they're the most polite to women. She looks horrible with extensions, BTW!

Hey Jake stopped shaving his legs. Reese is looking quite doughy lately. She needs a new trainer.

Her bag should read, "I'm not a plastic bag but my other one is." LOL!!

Camel Toe yuck