Roseanne Says Brangelina "Spit Out Dunces" And Only Pretend To "Give A Cr*p About Humanity"!!!!

Dayummm!!!! Roseanne has taken to her website (which is down right now - probably due to her publicist!) to spout off about Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie and how dumb she thinks they are!
According to Us Weekly, she titled the post "Jon Voight" and went on to skewer the actor's daughter by saying:
- "Your evil spawn Angelina Jolie and her vacuous hubby Brad Pitt make about $40 million a year in violent, psychopathic movies and give away three of it to starving children, trying to look as if they give a crap about humanity as they spit out more dunces that will consume more than their fair share and wreck the earth even more."
- "Miss Jolie says she likes [John] McCain too and hasn't decided who to endorse....huh?" Roseanne writes. "Aren't you supposed to be somewhat enlightened, or do you not know that the African daughter you hold in every picture had parents who suffered and died because of the Republican party's worldwide economic assault on Africa over the last few decades since Reagan? ... It might be good for your Asian and African children's self-esteem to know you support [Barack Obama] for the leader of the free world."
And to wrap it up ...
- "Now go back to making your movies about women who love to handle big guns that shoot hundreds of people to death."
Dayum, dayum, dayum! Attacking American royalty -- go for it, girl!
Did you read the sickeningly saccharine People mag article with the $14 million pix? SOOOO fake! Those two are interested only in promoting a fairy tail fantasy version of their lives. And where's that $14 million going? We'll be looking into the tax records for the couple's foundation next year to see!



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