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Shauna Sands Gets All Pump'd Up

Who's the latest visitor to the Pumpkin Patch? Why, Lorenzo Lamas' ex-wife Shauna Sand, of course! The Playmate took her daughters (and new boyfriend) out to peruse pumpkins yesterday afternoon. Initially, the parental units tried to sneak off for a little PDA - well, until one of Shauna's daughters caught them in the act! After that incident, the family stayed pretty tight - heck, Shauna's boyfriend ended up hauling the Sand ladies around in a cart!



Shauna might want to lay off the tanning for a while, though - if she gets any more orange (oranger?), someone might mistake her for a pumpkin!

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Posted by: Anonymous

first....John again!!!!!!



Posted by: Anonymous

first!



Posted by: Anonymous

hes not her boyfriend..hes her HUSBAND.. theyve been married for more than a year.



Posted by: Anonymous

she is really a scary looking woman..lay off the surgery girlfriend.



Posted by: Anonymous

dude. she is fugly. she looks like chucky.



Posted by: Anonymous

dude look at the stilts she is walking on! i bet she's really like 3'2"



Posted by: Anonymous

I can't not believe any man can sleep with her. Look at her face. It's like straight from horror movie.



Posted by: Anonymous

MOMMY WHORE....



Posted by: Anonymous

Omg...she looks stupid sitting in that cart and he looks even more dumb pulling her. Why would she wear heals like that to a pumpkin patch?? lol.



Posted by: Syls

Her face looks completely plastic. Is she wearing braces? I am baffled.



Posted by: Anonymous

She is so busted. I had some minor business dealings with her, when she was married to Lorenzo. She is a full on psycho, with a voice that sounds like she smokes 50 packs a day. HAWT.



Posted by: Anonymous

She is so busted. I had some minor business dealings with her, when she was married to Lorenzo. She is a full on psycho, with a voice that sounds like she smokes 50 packs a day. HAWT.



Posted by: Anonymous

Why did you even give her camera time x17?



Posted by: maya

What kind of a whore kisses like that with her children close by??? Wish she would stop flicking her extentions! She is an ugly sleeze! The guy looks like Lorenzo.



Posted by: maya

What kind of a whore kisses like that with her children close by??? Wish she would stop flicking her extentions! She is an ugly sleeze! The guy looks like Lorenzo.



Posted by: Anonymous

Talk about the D List, must've been a very slow celebrity day!



Posted by: Sweet

she has such a hard time walking with those that she needs to hold on to him and then ends up sitting in a wagon to avoid walking! her face is quite scary with her orange tan and her skin in her face looks to tight to have normal facial expressions. not sexy at all



Posted by: Anonymous

She's too happy to even be on the D-list.



Posted by: Anonymous

what the fuck is wrong with her?? is she suppose to be pretty?? what did she do with her nose in that pic



Posted by: Anonymous

is that a witch nose for halloween? what in the world?



Posted by: Anonymous

It is just so sad when someone tries SOOO
hard to look good, and that is the end result. SCARY face. Her poor kids. Nice shoes for a family outing. So pathetic and hungry looking.



Posted by: Anonymous

LORENZO MUST HAVE BEEN ON SOME DAMN SERIOUS DRUGS TO HAVE EVER HAD ANYTHING TO DO WITH THIS CLOWN-ON-CRACK WANNABE LMAO..........SHES A TRIPLE BAGGER FOR SURE, IF I WAS PULLING THAT WAGON,I'D PULL IT STRAIGHT TO A PLASTIC SURGEON, LMAO, ONE FUGGGGGGGGLLLLLLLLLY GIRL. HOLY SHIT



Posted by: Anonymous

Plasitic surgeon? There's nothing left to do. She's screwed her face up bad enough with surgery. She needs to be able to go back in time and reset her face. YIKES!!!



Posted by: Anonymous

HERE'S A BIG POSITIVE, LOVING BLAST TO TRANSMUTE ALL THESE NEGATIVE COMMENTS! Wishing you and your family the very best Shauna!



Posted by: Anonymous

she still has a great set of tits i would like to suck on.



Posted by: Diana

She's had a hard life, leave her alone. I think she's beautiful and trying to raise three girls. Leave her alone she seems happy ...good for you, Shauna!



Posted by: Alan Netherwood

Actually I think she looks hot - I don't care if it is all done by smoke and mirrors! She was well cast as Carmen Electra's sister in that movie I saw. It sucked of course - in the same way that just about all of those warrior queen type flicks do - but some you love to hate and it becomes a guilty pleasure - if you want less ham and more Hamlet you have to look elsewhere of course. So come on guys - give the kid a break - she's going to find that beauty - the skin deep kind - is only transitory anyway.







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