The Plastic

She is so skanky looking!!

I'm a very horny teenager and I think I would have to pass on her. I know everyone tells me, "never pass it up, could be the best you ever had," but she really scares me! I would be scared she'd kick the crap out of me if I didn't fully satisfy her.

Typical califuckya hag. This is what they all look like by 30.

Disgusting. Don't people realise that getting work done doesn't make you look younger? It just makes you look like you had work done.

Also, she needs to change her shoes. Every pic I've seen, she is wearing the same stripper shoes.

spewwwwwwwwwwww

who invited the striper ???

who invited the striper ???

is she alive ??? somebody call 911 !!! wait i think is better call dr rey come on call 9020010

I'm sure that Shauna Sand reads these comments so I would like to say: Dear Shauna, please stop the plastic procedures. You are now addicted and the more you do the worse you look. You are a beautiful woman but you are already now not as beautiful as you once were, not because you are aging but because plastic surgery is "changing" the way you look, not improving it. You have already started to look bizarre. If not for you then please as an example to your daughters: Please stop the madness.

Is that a wax figure of a pole dancer? WTF is up with its lips? Beastly.

As I've said before....her facial expression (& I use these words lightly) always looks like she's constipated. I think shes trying to smile though.

I know! Whats with the same shoes???