Simon's a better entertainer than he is a judge -- would you vote for Simon as your American Idol?
Check out his shtick at the Ivy on Thursday ...
> Has Simon Found a New Woman to Idolize? - May 05, 2008
> Q:"Is Seacrest Gay?" Simon Says: - Mar 21, 2008
> Is Simon Secretly A Saint? - Mar 18, 2008
> One MILLION Dollars! - Mar 09, 2008







