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The Only Thing Hotter Than Elton's Oscar Party: Simon Cowell's Girlfriend

oscars.jpgSCOWELL022507_01.jpgI have one message to relate to the children, it's this: Being on TV makes atrociously hot women come to you.



SCOWELL022507_02.jpgHmm...something's a little off about this picture...

SCOWELL022507_04.jpgMUCH better!

SCOWELL022507_07.jpgThe verdict is in - and it's good!

Hey, you know what they say - women like jerks!

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  >   The Idol Bunch - May 24, 2007
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she is mingin!

Posted by: helen


atrociously hot??? huh??? are we seeing the same girl? cute in a masculine way, maybe, but that is FAR from hot!!!

Posted by: Anonymous


That's a maan, baby!

Posted by: Anonymous


WHY IS SIMON SO RED??????

Posted by: Anonymous


I don't actually think that's she's all that attractive really - maybe it's because she doesn't have a friendly smile. So who is she? X17 never says. Aside from being arm candy, why should we be impressed? Is she smart? Is she a good person? Sorry, but I just don't see why I should give two shits about this entry.

Posted by: CdnGrl


her boobs are freaking me out!

Posted by: helen


again.. maybe more famous in the uK - she is a record person she helps people sing and stuff she is alwasy on his team in xfactor (british version of american idol) but she is so ugly it hurts to look at her

Posted by: helen


isn't she a host on one of the tabloid shows like extra or one of those???

Posted by: Anonymous


her face looks like a lizard/dinosaur. are you blind?

Posted by: Anonymous


I have to agree...she isn't all that hot! Ugly? No...but hot she is not!

Posted by: Anonymous


She is JUST avg! Plus she sounds like she's given too many BJ's

Posted by: Anonymous


Yes, she definitely looks like a man. She kind of looks like a spoof character from SNL.

Posted by: Anonymous


Yes, she definitely looks like a man. She kind of looks like a spoof character from SNL.

Posted by: Anonymous


WHY IS SIMON SO RED??????

Posted by: Anonymous


She has NO talent! She just get's job's based on who she's F-ing! She's almost as bad & plain as katie holmes!!

Posted by: Anonymous


isn't she a host on one of the tabloid shows like extra or one of those???

Posted by: Anonymous


YELLOW IS NOT HER COLOR!!!
GOOD GOD!! WITH ALL HIS MONEY YOU WOULD THINK HE WOULD BUY HER A BETTER DRESS!

Posted by: Anonymous


YELLOW IS NOT HER COLOR!!!
GOOD GOD!! WITH ALL HIS MONEY YOU WOULD THINK HE WOULD BUY HER A BETTER DRESS!

Posted by: Anonymous


Atrociously and hot in the same sentance ... not good english. Think atrocious is the right word.

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she is a trophy gf-wife, by the way that puddle hair she is wearing (not her hair) it's so horrendous, too much money and not taste, i hope she ate the poor dog.

Posted by: aran


she is a trophy gf-wife, by the way that puddle hair she is wearing (not her hair) it's so horrendous, too much money and not taste.

Posted by: aran


she is a trophy gf-wife, by the way that puddle hair she is wearing (not her hair) it's so horrendous, too much money and not taste.

Posted by: aran


she is a trophy gf-wife, by the way that puddle hair she is wearing (not her hair) it's so horrendous, too much money and not taste.

Posted by: aran


Hot??!! Are we looking at the same picture of that tranny on meth?

Posted by: StomachPunch


Hot??!! Are we looking at the same picture of that tranny on meth?

Posted by: StomachPunch


um. i hope this is sarcasm, x17. that chick is fug.

Posted by: Anonymous


That is far from hot. As a matter of fact she is one of the ugliest women I have ever seen.

Posted by: bb


she's pretty & simon is a doll.

Posted by: aneurysm


She is fugly! You call that hot? She looks like a fucking dinosaur. Simon needs to get a real haircut. Plus he's a real dick!

Posted by: Anonymous


she is not pretty at all, she is one of the ugliest girls ive seen on this site? who hell thinks shes is good looking???

Posted by: Anonymous


she is not pretty at all, she is one of the ugliest girls ive seen on this site? who hell thinks shes is good looking???

Posted by: Anonymous


she is ugly with capital U lol!!

Posted by: lea


She is just ok! its looks like she has a push up bra for an A cup. I would hit that if i had 2 40oz of mickeys!

Posted by: Ralph


Oh come on, she's cute. And I like her on Extra.

She's got to have a pretty good sense of humour to put up with Simon - imagine what he'd be like to live with!

But the real question - is that massive rock on THAT finger a loaner or something more???

Posted by: Ang


I don't think she's attractive AT ALL!! Her nostrils are always flared out and she has horrible hair.

I agree w/ the person that said that she looks like a Lizzard or a dinosaur.

Posted by: Lindsey


She's a mix between Corinne Bailey Rae and Maya Rudolph

Posted by: Anonymous


She ALMOST fell running to Simon's side when I dealt with him on a professional matter.(I'm a chick.) She's unattractive without makeup & I'm amazed Simon puts up with her jealousy/insecurity. You can also tell that given the opportunity, he would go out on her in a millisecond!

Posted by: anonymous


it looks like a transvestite!
yuk!

Posted by: Anonymous


She's stunning! Anyone who says otherwise is clearly jealous.

Simon wouldn't still be with her after five years if he didn't want to be!

Posted by: Anonymous


She looks like an ugly version of big bird from seasame street especially in that dress. She's not hot at all.

Posted by: Heymomma


That's hot? She's tepid at best. If she's all he can muster up he had better get some serious help in the eyesight department.

Posted by: Roger C.


SHE IS ONE UGLY BEOCH MAKES ME WANNA PUKE!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Anonymous


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Simon! You look like you've been BOILED!! And your halfpart looks halfman. Please reconsider it next time u decide to be taken shots of? Just to let you know so you don't look like a damn fool... This goes against everything u give impression of when ure on tv playing "I'm a badass judge"

P.S! Otherwise, I love you and I think that you are extremely sexy cause both me and you got same kinda humor and way to say things. thought I know I would shock you more then you me...

Posted by: Carolina


Does she have a name ?

Posted by: Anonymous


yes her name is Terry Seymour

Posted by: Anonymous


What's there so hot?

Posted by: Anonymous


That's a man, baby! Hot you say? How much did Simon pay you for saying that? She looks ugly and sounds terrible. Can't believe she has a job on television. Oh... and if "she" turns out to be a transvestite, then good work honey.

Posted by: Anonymous


What are you thinking off simon???? GOD! What is more freaky?? She looking like a dude in a dress of cheap material OR it's chest trying it's best to look like female breasts when all it seem to be is a male's chest AND it's unmuscular like going in instead of out. And pushing it up with a bra like that makes it look like it does... WHY not spend a lil money and at least give the thing a pair of boobs man... don't be so cheap!

Posted by: Randy


I always thought he and Paula were a thing - he's dating this over her?

Posted by: Anonymous


I always thought he and Paula were a thing - he's dating this over her?

Posted by: Anonymous


She used to be on NBC's Las Vegas, she was "the girl from Manchester."

"Glory, Glory Man United,
Glory, Glory Man United. . ."

Posted by: I watch too much tv


She used to be on NBC's Las Vegas, she was "the girl from Manchester."

"Glory, Glory Man United,
Glory, Glory Man United. . ."

Posted by: I watch too much tv


She used to be on NBC's Las Vegas, she was "the girl from Manchester."

"Glory, Glory Man United,
Glory, Glory Man United. . ."

Posted by: I watch too much tv


pls don't confuse her with Sinitta (singer and ex fiancee)-the girl who helps out on all the Idol shows.
His girlfriend is Terri Seymour-don't know what she does (model i think) but sure she is a yank

Posted by: lady garden


Um, ewww. She's sick looking and has a blotchy, orange/brown skin thing going on. She looks like a leech and about the age his daughter could be. Sick, sick! Her hair is fuzzy and done horribly and she has too much makeup on like she's trying to act older. The dress? OMGawd, could it be any more hideous? Blech, blech. Simon looks like he's had too many drinks.

Posted by: LadyWithClass


you are all just jelouse.
your probs all fugly!!
shes beutiful!!
and even if you thinks shes ugly (which she is blatantly not) then why does that matter.
its simons choice of who he likes and i think they make a gourjus couple!

Posted by: Anonymous


All of Simons girlfriends are ugly! Why is that? Theres that Lennard gal, and that Simetta gal, and now this one? Man, he picks dogs!!! ...and as Simon always says..."I don't mean to be rude, BUT"... LOL

SORRY SIMON, BUT YOUR GIRLFRIENDS ARE SOOOO UGLY ALL THE TIME. I CANNOT UNDERSTAND HOW THEY BECOME MODELS ETC... GO FIGURE!

Posted by: Anonymous


Why do so many men like bony women, instead of the perfect and normal size (not to skinny, and not fat)? MAYBE BECAUSE THEY ARE SECRET CHILD MOLESTORS IN THEIR MIND, WHO LIKE BONY WOMENS BODIES, WHICH REMINDS THEM OF A LITTLE KIDS BODY! DID ANYONE EVER THINK OF THAT? SICK, SICK, SICK!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Anonymous






















fuckin hell what is he thinking there are so many beautiful girls out there and he picks her i think him and puala secretly love each other

Posted by: Anonymous














Ewww she is U . G . L . Y. Simon loves Sharon Osbourne.

Posted by: Anonymous


Did you ever hear her voice? I don't know how anyone can stand to listen to her~

Posted by: bd






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