Everyone knows Idolatry pays - especially Simon Cowell!
The talent spotter's paycheck has been all over the papers lately due to his mind-bogglingly generous pledge to donate $180 million after his death.
Of course, Simon's hardly being thrifty in the meantime - check out the Rolls Royce he parked in his garage yesterday!
Who could have guessed that there was so much money in publicly crushing the dreams of untalented singers?
SEE MORE:
> Housing Bubble? What Housing Bubble? - Jun 07, 2008> Has Simon Found a New Woman to Idolize? - May 05, 2008
> Ahhh, The Always Entertaining Simon Cowell - May 03, 2008
> Q:"Is Seacrest Gay?" Simon Says: - Mar 21, 2008
> Is Simon Secretly A Saint? - Mar 18, 2008
