Heidi & Spencer Show Us How To Be Famous
Rule #1 in How To Be Famous: When engaging in shameless self-promotion of your guide to fame-whoring, make sure your eyes are open and you're actually holding the book upright so people can read the title!
Speidi committed the fame foul outside of the Waverly Inn in New York last night, where they annoyed passerby with their hawking (and let's face it, probably just their general existences.)
We're sure you're rushing out right now to pick up your copy, but before spending the 20 bucks on this waste of paper, here's what you can expect to learn:
* Learn how to say I hate you without opening your mouth--Heidi's exclusive tutorial
* Increase your capacity for evil with Spencer's "Villain-o-meter"
* Discovery why getting and talking about plastic surgery is a must
* Unlock the secrets of celebrity couple math (e.g. Speidi > Heidi + Spencer)
* Mesmerize the media with outrageous behavior
* Bow down to the power of the paparazzi
At least they've gotten one thing right!
I hate them so much that I love them!
> Beavis Called, He Wants His Hairdo Back - Nov 07, 2009
> Hills Intervention - Is Spencer Trying To Save The Wrong Sister? - Oct 20, 2009
> Spencer On Heidi: "We Barely Have Sex!" - Sep 29, 2009
> Spencer Still Desperately Clinging On To Heidi's Fifteen Minutes - Sep 17, 2009
Click on the photos to see the gallery: Speidi Should Read Their Own Book
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