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Jessica Probably Isn't Laughing At This...

Less than a week after dumping Jessica Simpson, it looks like Tony Romo is holding up just fine. In fact, he felt good enough to record a video with Funny Or Die, and he totally takes a swipe at his relationship with Jess! Tony starts off the video by saying, "You may have seen me such places as your local market in a tabloid, or on the football field on a random sunday," while a cover shot of Tony and Jess on Us Weekly flashes in the background. Ouch! Too soon for that Tony!

Then again, hopefully all this is making Jessica realize the NFL player wasn't the right guy. Heck, at this point, she'd be better off with John Mayer!



Jessica, you have our support. Poor girl!

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Posted by: Anonymous

He's a dog, fine you don't have to be in love or even like the girl, but at least take the high road and not talk about it. JUST MOVE ON, A**hole!!



Posted by: Anonymous

cmon is this so bad? this is nothing compared to what a woman will do. we all know that women are worse. not only will they cheat on you but they will tell you "i love you"...and then take all ur money and run!



Posted by: Anonymous

Tony is a loser, in life and on the football field. Jessica is better off without this bum.



Posted by: Anonymous

a$$ hole



Posted by: Anonymous

I thought this was supposed to be funny. Well I guess this showes the world what a manly-man he is. NOT
He should try Perez Hilton for his next girl friend.



Posted by: Anonymous

Funny!



Posted by: Anonymous

All you little Jessica Simpson fans getting your panties in a bunch.....get lives.

Romo has to be the most relieved man in America right now. Getting rid of some whiny, clingy no-talent is the best thing he could have done.



Posted by: Anonymous

***YOU HAVE TO RUB A WOMANS NOSE IN IT..JUST LIKE A BAD PUPPY!***

GOOOO TONY!



Posted by: Anonymous

Please John Mayer is player! He's nothing but a cheater too!!!



Posted by: anonymous

Classy Tony!!
Who is your PR & marketing team anyways? There digging a huge hole for you. This is low real low.If it was ment to be funny it's not. Women do shit like this but men? Grow up Tony.



Posted by: anonymous

I don't either one of them well enough to comment on who's right or who's wrong but, I could never see what she saw in him, in the first place.



Posted by: Anonymous

8:17......I could never see what HE saw in her.....he had Carrie Underwood before. He definitely traded down for Simpson. Nowhere to go but up for Romo now.



Posted by: Anonymous

He is such a tool.



Posted by: Lizette

I wonder why he has no respect for her? Its just not right.. and kinda of disgraceful on his part. God Bless you Jessica who needs a man like this



Posted by: Lizette

I wonder why he has no respect for her? Its just not right.. and kinda of disgraceful on his part. God Bless you Jessica who needs a man like this



Posted by: Anonymous

Can any of you Jessicatards imagine what Romo would have had to go through if had gone ahead with that idiotic "Ken and Barbie" birthday party. Come on people......he's a quarterback in the NFL. He would have had to deal with 300 pound linemen giving him the worst time of his life for being such a pansy. Not only the members of opposing teams, but his own teammates as well. I realize none of you little tweenies watch NFL football, but those are the facts. He would never have been able to live that down. He bailed at exactly the right time.



Posted by: anonymous

What actually happened between her and Nick, to leave such bad blood between them. And what did Joe Simpson have to do with it? I'd love to hear the whole story on that.



Posted by: the wondering voice

can't blame the guy,
who wants to sleep with a chick that farts in bed all the time........really.......and brags about it................who's got the class?



Posted by: Anonymous

That was pretty funny! I don't think he took a swipe at Jessica though. At least I didn't hear it.



Posted by: Anonymous

I think jessica refused to see this relationship for what it was...a good time. She was trying to turn this guy into her "knight in shining armor" and from what I can tell he put up with it for quite a while. The fact that he allowed her to plan this ridiculous "ken and barbie" party with the expectation that he would attend and then wait until the night before this shindig to dump her was a shitty thing to do. That pretty much tells you all you need to know about how he felt. It was a childish thing to do, he should have manned up a long time ago and flat out told her that in his mind this wasn't a serious relationship. At the very least he should have been a gentleman and treated jessica with dignity and respect. Hard to believe this guy is a football player he is such a wuss.



Posted by: meindc

Jessica is better off without the loser Cowboy Tony Romo! He sucks as a quarterback, and he sucks doing that stupid 'endorsement'!



Posted by: me

He is so stupid that he doesn't even know that it is a ball peen hammer nor a ball pen hammer. But, he probably doesn't even know what a ball peen hammer is for!



Posted by: Anonymous

how about "Tony Romeo" or "Tony NoMo"



Posted by: Anonymous

Could someone please tell him he is not funny, in fact I think he is a jerk. She is much better off than with him. He better watch out or he may not even have a job a little later on with this kind of attention, he probably would love to be in the movie. Ha Ha



Posted by: Anonymous

This 'dude' has zero sexuality or appeal.



Posted by: Anonymous

Grow up. Football is just a game, and a dumb one.

Football obsessives are vapid low IQ morons who need to get a life.

A grown man who is so worried and whiny about what his loser buddies think is a pathetic wuss and needs to go back to junior high.

Not a man at all. Typical dumb jock.

Derrrrrrr.....



Posted by: MollyWood

10:12 LOLz! He's a sorry excuse for Texas Football...go back to the MW....he's ugly, what is all over his face? She needs to hit the gym, hire a new stylist, read a few books, and hit the red carpet a few times and she'll be fine (maybe...) i'm hoping her beauty show is good! She should read the blogs too!



Posted by: Anonymous

Jessica deserves it. Ever since she and Nick broke up. Jessica has been dumped by men left and right. That's a reality check for her - men can't stand her.



Posted by: Theresa

I agree with the wondering voice. A lady farting in bed with someone else in it is nasty. Bragging about it as if it's so cute is sickening. I'm happy Tony Romo finally ditched her. She needs to get back together with the coke head John Mayer. He doesn't have any class either.



Posted by: Anonymous

This is so stupid, if you watch the whole video Tony refers to Jessica as his girlfriend. He is no way did anything wrong. And Jessica I am sure feels the same way



Posted by: Anonymous

This is so stupid, if you watch the whole video Tony refers to Jessica as his girlfriend. He is no way did anything wrong. And Jessica I am sure feels the same way



Posted by: Nejxn

Jessica was supposedly "so in love" with Tony, but still texting back a forth with John? The girl apparently IS as dumb as she appears to be. She is almost 30 years old and was having a Barbie-Ken birthday party! I doubt she even gave a minutes thought about how HUMILIATING it would be for Tony - it's all about HER immature lard-butt. Forget the fact that Tony is a professional athlete and would have never heard the end of it from his team mates - ANY adult male with an ounce of self-respect would have refused to go to such a stupid, childish party. On top of that, Jessica has been packing on the pounds, and once she gets some idiot to say "I Do" is more than likely going to swell-up to the size of a small elephant within the first year or two. Add to all of that having to deal with Jessica's dad sticking his head into every aspect of her life, and I don't blame Tony at ALL for finally saying "Screw this!" Jessica, GROW UP!



Posted by: Crowley

Ja Ja very funny Tony Tumor...its gonna b funny when ur carreer just DIE.. Then u make another video about that.. Fucking Asshole..hope JMAyer crack ur ass.. AND u JEss..put urself 2gether and stay COOL. REMEMBER...KARMA its a BITCH..wait4 ur time MORON.

And ur SOOOOO ugly...go and work out or smtg...those arms looks like Potatoes.



Posted by: Anonymous

Here's a novel thought, this wasnt recorded recently! Since he's wearing starter gear he probably did it at the time he was doing a shoot for them which means he was probably still with Jessica at the time. Get over it and enough with the "he's humiliating her" she does it to herself



Posted by: Anonymous

Speaking as a reasonably successful female, I think that Tony is another example of a guy who suffers from "arrested development". Aside from having a great car and a pile of money, he doesn't really have much to offer in terms of being a great partner. Peter Panistas suffer from narcissism... and that just sucks!







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