

Even if I have absolutely nothing to do and I'm baked out of my mind, I still don't think I'll watch Tori's upcoming VH1 reality show. Why?:
1) she owns a bed and breakfast with a husband who has her boobs tattooed on his arm
2) she's shopping with her baby, boom mic overhead
3) she's a washed-up former actress/former rich girl who was too stupid to save her own money and invest wisely and too stupid to make her way into her father's will
4) that shit's BORRRRING!
Maybe with a little toke of crack, I'll try watching for 5 minutes ...


This crap and a gay Barbara Walters?! What are they doing over there at VH1 programming?!
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