You Sexy B*tch! Photos & Pics Archive

Lindsay Lohan struck the pose she knows best -- the sexy, tantalizing, finger-in-the-mouth pose -- in these dressing-room modeling shots.

We're not quite sure what Linds was doing here but it's gotta have something to do with her new 6126 clothing line.

I wonder if that's Patrick behind the camera, shooting photos of his own designs? And by the way ... where is Patrick anyway? Maybe that rift between these two BFF's is for real ...

Whatever the case, we are LOVING the lace bodysuit - gotta get one for my date at Mr. Chow next week! It'll look so cute with this new necklace I bought!

courtesy Rampage

Ahhh ... we know why Leo keeps going back to Bar!

Rafaeli shows off her curves in a second season of Rampage clothing line ads. And check this out ... she was posing at Paris Hilton's former home!

Bar says of the new line: "Rampage’s spring collection is amazing. The flirty dresses, fabulous swimwear and great shorts are perfect for warm weather, parties and weekends. I can’t wait to wear all of the new styles!"

Hey, they pay her to say it!

I know, I know - this woman is equally bizarre and fabulous! The 61-year-old singer dazzled onlookers at Cecconi's last night with her red nails and freakish hat.

Is it possible to love someone AND be scared of them at the same time?

Scott Disick, on the other hand, ALWAYS dresses up. He might look like Patrick Bateman, but at least he's not drinking alcohol in public!

Simon and Scott both attended the Vida launch at Voyeur last night, and it looks like Rex wanted to keep the party going after he left!

Scott, presumably, went home to tend to Kourtney and their kid...

Talk about de-lish! We spotted Daren Kagasoff - the sexy young star of The Secret Life of the American Teenager - leaving Katsuya in Hollywood the other night looking oh so happy. Maybe because he's the handsome lead on a hit TV show?

Yep, that's probably it!

Hollywood loves a good holiday, and Christmas is the best one of 'em all!

You might not have bought all of your gifts yet, but everyone in La La Land just loooves to shop. Heck, they've been doing it nonstop all month! So to get y'all in the spirit, take a look at Hollywood celebs getting ready for Xmas in years past!

Check out our gallery below of everything CHRISTMAS!

Aww, Playboy Playmate of the Year Jayde Nicole with Hugh Hefner's new Girls Next Door, the Shannon twins, at Katsuya in Hollywood last night! It's like a family reunion. Except it's not really approps for the, uh, "family."

I miss Holly and Kendra!

The sad answer is, yes, it will. I'm sure there are plenty of men who'll fantasize about Tara Reid with this cover in their hands hand. I can't only imagine what the inside pictures look like ...

How much money you think TR got for this anyway? I mean, she's making NO money doing anything else so she'd probably accept a gift certificate at Forever 21 at this point!

For our first annual X17online X-List, Ian Somerhalder - who plays Damon Salvatore on The Vampire Diaries - beat out Rob Pattinson (from the Twilight series) as 2009's Hottest Vampire!

And today, the sexy star turns 31. Hotness never gets old!

The super-sexy Amber Heard is an up and coming Hollywood starlet. She's in like every movie right now!

Pineapple Express, The Informers, Zombieland and The Stepfather. One of her upcoming projects also includes The Rum Diary, starring Johnny Depp.

Uh, so why is she dating this dude?

I dunno about you, but should 15-year-old heartthrob Justin Bieber seriously be singing Eminem's "Lose Yourself" in concert for his fans?

Not exactly PG-rated material if you ask me!

Okay, he didn't actually say "yes," but he was friendly enough to chuckle about it with us!

Our NYC photogs asked the silver fox - who was signing autographs after a taping of Live with Regis and Kelly - if he plans on seeing New Moon and, well, check out his reaction in the vid below:

October 31st is the BEST day of the year! Why? Because you get to dress up like somebody else!

Hollywood actors are already used to that - after all, it's their job!

Halloween '08 was pretty fab... Courtenay Semel did her best Amy Winehouse impression, a pre-married Khloe donned a police officer's outfit and Mariah Carey dressed up like a sexy (what else?) firewoman! But our fave costume from last year?

Heidi Klum went all out! And we loved it.

So before you do your last-minute shopping for Halloween tomorrow, check out our MONSTER gallery below of celebs in their best costumes ever!

Speaking of walking sex, we spotted Russell Brand out today at the lingerie/sex toy store, Coco de Mer. Mr. Loverboy was stocking up on goodies for his girl Katy Perry to the tune of $1200!

A source tells X17online.com: "Russell wasn't too funny or humorous about it - he was pretty straightforward in choosing what he wanted for Katy. He said it was for her birthday coming up. He did snicker once or twice when he eyes crossed a d*#do or something but otherwise he was quite a serious guy."

In fact, Russell was annoyed by our cameras capturing his risque shopping spree so he left the store empty-handed and told salespeople his assistant would come back to collect the booty (the lingerie and toys, that is - Russell was off getting some other booty, most likely!).

So, um, Katy, sorry to ruin the birthday surprise, but it looks like your man's got some romantic plans for this October 25th!

Check out just a small selection of what that $1200 can buy you at Coco de Mer ...

courtesy CocodeMerUSA.com

The new Barbie is a brunette Armenian -- who woulda guessed!

But Kim Kardashian looks absolutely WASPy and girl-next-door in this Kurv Magazine cover photo.

Oh, but watch out! Kim's FHM South Africa photo shoot is anything but Barbie ... try Playboy!

The girl's a friggin' model!!!

We need some new sexy young Hollywood stars in this city!

That's Drake Bell from Drake & Josh with some dancer slash model named Tess Taylor - yeah, I'm sure that's her real name! Move over LiLo and Hayden... these two kids are hot hot hot! The duo made an appearance at the Roosevelt last night. Maybe we'll be seeing more of 'em soon?

Move over Brad and George - Viggo Mortensen is arguably one of the most attractive men in movies! The still-sexy actor (who'll turn 51 this month!) was spotted leaving Jerry's Famous Deli last night in a snazzy suit.

Hot or not???