...I see Jennifer Aniston in some tiny little pants!

Seriously, how well do those shorts show off Jen's, uh, assets?? We don't know what she's looking at here - but we sure know what caught our eyes!

The Sopranos star - and one-time pop singer - Jamie-Lynn Sigler had a night out at Foxtail this weekend with some pals.

Remember when she used to be sorta-famous? Yeah, we don't either!

courtesy Agent Provocateur

Zamn! We can all mock her and make fun of her drug habit and her boyfriends but she's still hot!

Check out Kate's new ad campaign for Agent Provocateur's Bridal Collection ...

One more inside ...

It may have been Benji Madden's birthday earlier this week, but Paris Hilton clearly saved one of the best gifts for herself - that gorgeous dress!

Seriously, the pattern, the cut, all of it - we just can't stop staring at it! (Plus it went with all the ice Paris was rocking too - but then again, what dress doesn't?)

Heidi Montag made sure the cameras caught sight of her, er, Hills last night when she and Spencer showed up at Nobu for a dinner date. In fact, the couple didn't even mean for us to be the ones catching 'em - they were actually waiting for another agency to arrive when we showed up!

But seriously, how huge are Heidi's boobs looking these days? If she's not careful, those things are gonna have people taking her singing career less seriou - oh. Right.

David pulled Daddy duty yesterday (video below), taking his boys to school, while Posh spent a night out on the town!

Victoria met Beckham BFFs Tom and Katie for dinner at Madeo last night. Why didn't she just get a sitter and bring her husband along?

BTDubs, why is Vic's face always so shiny?

We caught up with Friday Night Lights starlet (and former John Mayer flame) Minka Kelly last night walking her dogs with a friend.

Of course, with plans allegedly in the works to revive Lights on DirecTV surfacing yesterday, we weren't too surprised to see her out and about - after all, she's gonna have to get her profile back up!

An important question to ponder -- who's got the hotter bod -- Latina bombshell Sofia Vergara or reality vixen Kim Kardashian???

Here on X17online, they battle it out ...

Watch out, hot stuff coming through!

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Hey, it's not a free show here, people!

It's a free show here, folks!

Damn! She broke out the secret weapon!

I think I've been beaten ...

If there are any guys out there NOT glued to the TV watching past Superbowl highlights in anticipation of the game tomorrow, then we welcome you here, to drool over Ms. Sofia Vergara.

I don't know ...

... but the boys seem to like her!

How can she be hot AND cute at the same time?! Eva wore THAT to Letterman? Does this make us all feel like we need to step up our wardrobes a bit?

Jenna Jameson throw her boyfriend Tito Ortiz a wild b'day party last night at Cathouse in Vegas.

MMMeeeooowww!!!

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After a cameo in Ugly Betty, Victoria Beckham has been offered a role in the upcoming Sex and the City movie, according to the Daily Mail.

But there's just one problem ... The paper reports Victoria as saying: "I got asked to be in the Sex and the City film, which I would have loved to have done, but because I am in full-on Spice Girls rehearsal mode, unfortunately, I can't do it right now."

But SATC producers won't take no for an answer; they're trying to move around the shooting schedule to accommodate Victoria because, an on-set source says, he's "one of the biggest fashion icons in the world, so it makes sense to have her in the Sex and the City movie."

Click through to find out what producers reportedly have in mind for her role ...

Our cameramen spotted Shannon Tweed on the set of one of her latest projects. Sorry guys, but it's not one of those projects - although as foxy as the former Playmate of the Year was looking, we're just as disappointed as you are!

Amanda...

Brittany...

or Zac?

It feels like ages since we've seen Paris Hilton - but we're happy to report that our cold streak is at an end! We spotted the hotel heiress out and about yesterday stocking up for Halloween treats for her pets. Hey, 'tis the season! It's just too bad she couldn't stick around - she's already hopped on a flight back to Canada to get back to work on her movie!

Everyone - from Justin Timberlake and Nick Lachey to Samantha Ronson and Rumer Willis - was out on the town last night! And speaking of Rumer, what is UP with that hair? Did she have a bottle of peroxide that was about to expire or something? Damn! Meanwhile, Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo were at Opera (as was deejay Sam and Timberlake) and Colin Farrell showed up at the Roosevelt. Other celebs spotted included Topher Grace, Eric Mabius, Joey Fatone - who does not want to see himself in a sex tape! - Ne-Yo, Danny DeVito and Tricky.

But seriously, back to Rumer: Hot or not?

Don't ya just LOVE it! Is this a photo shoot for Seventeen Magazine or what?! The man we believe to be Oscar de la Hoya was lookin' pretty for the camera a couple months back when he decided to participate in this HOT photo session at the Ritz Carlton in Philly.

Speaking of HOT -- he's seen here with a smokin' hot girl! Entertainment Tonight interviewed "Milana" and you can see the exclusive interview on Monday night's show.