You Sexy B*tch! Photos & Pics Archive

October 31st is the BEST day of the year! Why? Because you get to dress up like somebody else!

Hollywood actors are already used to that - after all, it's their job!

Halloween '08 was pretty fab... Courtenay Semel did her best Amy Winehouse impression, a pre-married Khloe donned a police officer's outfit and Mariah Carey dressed up like a sexy (what else?) firewoman! But our fave costume from last year?

Heidi Klum went all out! And we loved it.

So before you do your last-minute shopping for Halloween tomorrow, check out our MONSTER gallery below of celebs in their best costumes ever!

Speaking of walking sex, we spotted Russell Brand out today at the lingerie/sex toy store, Coco de Mer. Mr. Loverboy was stocking up on goodies for his girl Katy Perry to the tune of $1200!

A source tells X17online.com: "Russell wasn't too funny or humorous about it - he was pretty straightforward in choosing what he wanted for Katy. He said it was for her birthday coming up. He did snicker once or twice when he eyes crossed a d*#do or something but otherwise he was quite a serious guy."

In fact, Russell was annoyed by our cameras capturing his risque shopping spree so he left the store empty-handed and told salespeople his assistant would come back to collect the booty (the lingerie and toys, that is - Russell was off getting some other booty, most likely!).

So, um, Katy, sorry to ruin the birthday surprise, but it looks like your man's got some romantic plans for this October 25th!

Check out just a small selection of what that $1200 can buy you at Coco de Mer ...

courtesy CocodeMerUSA.com

The new Barbie is a brunette Armenian -- who woulda guessed!

But Kim Kardashian looks absolutely WASPy and girl-next-door in this Kurv Magazine cover photo.

Oh, but watch out! Kim's FHM South Africa photo shoot is anything but Barbie ... try Playboy!

The girl's a friggin' model!!!

We need some new sexy young Hollywood stars in this city!

That's Drake Bell from Drake & Josh with some dancer slash model named Tess Taylor - yeah, I'm sure that's her real name! Move over LiLo and Hayden... these two kids are hot hot hot! The duo made an appearance at the Roosevelt last night. Maybe we'll be seeing more of 'em soon?

Move over Brad and George - Viggo Mortensen is arguably one of the most attractive men in movies! The still-sexy actor (who'll turn 51 this month!) was spotted leaving Jerry's Famous Deli last night in a snazzy suit.

Hot or not???

This socialite - heir to the Johnson & Johnson fortune - has certainly had her share of publicity...

Remember when Casey's former girlfriend Courtenay Semel (who also dated Lindsay Lohan) set her hair on fire? Burn! Not to mention the fact that Johnson has been on-and-off BFFs with people like Paris Hilton and her sister Nicky, Nicole Richie and Lizzie Grubman. Yeah. Quite a group!

But maybe Casey shouldn't wear so much makeup? Maybe.

The 33-year-old former child actor Lukas Haas was spotted leaving Villa last night with his beautiful blonde girlfriend on his arm... and she's definitely not Miranda Kerr!

Guess those rumors aren't true? How lucky for Orlando Bloom!

Here she comes, folks! And look - swarmed by paps and fans alike! Maybe she's becoming more famous than The Beatles?

The singing sensation arrived at LAX yesterday and headed off to her Bel Air hotel. Boyle is set to perform on the finale of America's Got Talent, airing this week.

Loves her! Susan's story is certainly inspirational. And who doesn't love a talented Brit!

Rafael Nadal is a super-sexy tennis star and, after beating opponent Gael Monfils at the U.S. Open last night, a male spectator swarmed the sidelines and planted a big smooch on Rafael's cheek!

Whoa! George Clooney what?

The man was then arrested for "interference with a sporting event." How random! Thankfully, Nadal was cool about it...

"For me, it wasn't a problem," he said. "The guy was really nice. He said, 'I love you,' and he kissed me."

Very sweet! And hey, the guy's hot - we'd wanna attack him too!

Summer is almost over - I know, right? Hates it!

But have no fear... we here at X17online have put together a monster gallery of the best beach bods of the season! Tons of buff dudes and bikini-clad babes to feast your eyes on (including LiLo, Paris, Jess Alba, The Hills girls, David Beckham and Eric Dane) now that Labor Day is over.

So who's the hottest of the hot? For babes, we think Britney and Stephanie Pratt look pretty damn good! And for guys, well, we heart Harry Morton... but Paris' beau Doug Reinhardt is the hunkiest of the hunks!

Tuesday nights on the CW is the place to be!

90210 at 8pm and then Melrose Place at 9pm... can you handle it??? But which show are YOU gonna watch? I'm goin' with both!

Sidebar, who would you rather see in a cat fight - AnnaLynne and Shenae or Ashlee and Katie Cassidy?

Okay, so we here at X17 don't know much about the German band, but they're huuuge in Europe! Check 'em out getting swarmed by fans in Paris a couple days ago...

And check out this audio clip (from MTV) of their latest single entitled "Automatic." It's kinda awesome!

Is Sara Paxton going to steal the show from Mischa Barton? Looks like it! The stunning young actress shoots The Beautiful Life in NYC and, yet again, she's proving to be the true star of the series.

Watch your back, M!

Meet Katie Cassidy - she's the "bitchy hot girl" on the new Melrose Place (with Ashlee Simpson). Her character? Ella, a bisexual publicist. That's right, bisexual!

This 22-year-old is hot hot hot. We think she'll blow up in an AnnaLynne McCord kinda way if MP is actually good... so what's the verdict? Is she sexy or is she SEXY?

Sidebar, I dunno what's going on in that second pic, but I don't care!

Girlfriend better watch her back! Sara Paxton is the hotter, younger star of The Beautiful Life and we can't help but wonder: Will there be a cat fight between her and Mischa Barton off-screen as well as on?

One can only hope! What a knockout, right? Especially in comparison to M's disastrous dress from yesterday...

Well, Lance Bass did appear in the mini-mockumentary entitled Rex with the former MTV VJ - I guess that makes them the best of friends now!

It's not like he and Simon Rex could actually be dating or anything, right? Hey, this IS Hollywood after all!

Move over Brittany Flickinger! There's a new sheriff in town.

And he certainly can pose! Stephen Hampton has been crowned the winner of Paris Hilton's My New BFF, season two... and last night we spotted him out and about in Hollywood with a couple of the other contestants. He's basically the male version of Paris, which makes him the perfect choice to be her new BFF!

Here's a snippet of what the hottie had to say in his MTV exit interview about the win:

"I did NOT see it coming! It was the most surreal and crazy moment of my entire life. Seriously, she makes me feel on top of the world, and that's exactly what I want to do for her. I love you, my new BFF!"

Such a sweetheart! Stay sexy, S.