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Dayum! I haven't seen Sheryl looking this hot in a while - I can't believe she's 46!!!!

Sheryl went out with her pals Courteney Cox and Laura Dern, both of whom were decidedly dressed down last night at Nobu in Malibu. Step it up, ladies! You can't hang out with a woman as hot as Sheryl and not put forth a little effort!



You think Sheryl's hoping Lance will see these pictures? :)

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Posted by: Anonymous

Laura Dern's hair is very 80's. Very Silkwoodish if you will



Posted by: leave my toilet paper alone b^tch!!!!!!!!!!!sign Mr. Whipple!!

Oh look its Sheryl Crow the toilet paper hoe..Beyotch- I'm using the whole role of my Charmine..she looks bout dam dead and so fuggy ewwww..



Posted by: leave my toilet paper alone b^tch!!!!!!!!!!!sign Mr. Whipple!!

Oh look its Sheryl Crow the toilet paper hoe..Beyotch- I'm using the whole role of my Charmine..she looks bout dam dead and so fuggy ewwww..



Posted by: they so ugly

WTF happen to Lauren dinosaur Derns??Is she auditioning for Motley Crew??Her hair is bleached an fried out, and the style,,gag her. Those are some ugly azz women. Cheryl hands an body look aged an her flat chest,, no breasts in her see through blouse she looks skeletan. Cox face looks plastic an bloated. Laura an Crow got the sheet beat out of them with ugly sticks. 3 stygian witches.



Posted by: Anonymous

they so ugly: how can you talk about a cancer survivor that way. shame on you! cheryl survived BREAST CANCER, my aunt also had this type of cancer, it changes your breasts (duh!!) and cancer and therapy itself is so hard, i can't imagine it makes you look any younger.



Posted by: Anonymous

Isn't this the dame who wants me to use a fig leaf when I wipe? Or, if I am good, I get to use one piece of toilet paper.
Does she? Or is she a hypocrite?
Maybe Lance didn't like that rule. Because at her house, the leaves are doled out one at a time.



Posted by: val

Talk so ugly.. I survive breast cancer and a amputation.

ITA Sheryl Crow smokes pot/is a alky under cover, pill popper and she is a loser a follower and liar.



Posted by: kleenex

Crow has a snobby annoyed look on her face as usual.

Yes, I'm wiping my @ss with more than 1 square.

Who are you to talk down to us Crow? Has been.



Posted by: Anonymous

I understand why Lance didn't marry her now.



Posted by: d and z lists right there

She can't preach nada to me, bet she getting in a gas guzzler like the rest of us. and are those clothes made out of environmentally friendly material. if she is hanging with this group she.s a weed head, +high and getting behind the wheel. bet she is so skinny thanks to her 2 fingers. Laura d. looks a hot mess.



Posted by: Yuck

Laura Dern looks like sh!t.



Posted by: €spaña

Holy Fuglyness!



Posted by: Anonymous

LOVE laura !!! more of her!!



Posted by: Anonymous

Crow, Your are 1 in 1,000,000,000,000
Courtney Cox you are 1,000,000,000,000
Dern you need a little touch up but so get after it... Still Luv you but come on Girl friend Spruce it up a Bit..



Posted by: Thrillers cast^^

They all are butt a,ss ugly. Thank gawd these ug hor,es are 1 in a million. And hopefully thats the end of these fuggettes..ewwwwwwww!! A Michael Jackson mask for each 1 would have been better ewwwwwwwwwwwww!



Posted by: donkeys

Horse face sheryl neighhhhh.her butt is dirty she dont wipey.dern remove the mullet.



Posted by: Anonymous

awwww 2/3 of the unlucky in love club, wheres maniston?



Posted by: Anonymous

I HAVE FIGURED OUT YOU FUKS THAT POST POST ARE JELIOUS WANNNAANNNAA BE'S IN CA THAT DID NOT OR NEVER WILL MAKE IT!!!!!!!!!! SO YOU SIT YOUR DUMB AZZ'S AT HOME AND WRITE CRAP ABOUT PEOPLE U WISH YOU WERE!!!! COME ON OWN IT!!!!!!!!!!!!



Posted by: Anonymous

I HAVE FIGURED OUT YOU FUKS THAT POST POST ARE JELIOUS WANNNAANNNAA BE'S IN CA THAT DID NOT OR NEVER WILL MAKE IT!!!!!!!!!! SO YOU SIT YOUR DUMB AZZ'S AT HOME AND WRITE CRAP ABOUT PEOPLE U WISH YOU WERE!!!! COME ON OWN IT!!!!!!!!!!!!



Posted by: Anonymous

I HAVE FIGURED OUT YOU FUKS THAT POST POST ARE JELIOUS WANNNAANNNAA BE'S IN CA THAT DID NOT OR NEVER WILL MAKE IT!!!!!!!!!! SO YOU SIT YOUR DUMB AZZ'S AT HOME AND WRITE CRAP ABOUT PEOPLE U WISH YOU WERE!!!! COME ON OWN IT!!!!!!!!!!!!



Posted by: Anonymous

I HAVE FIGURED OUT YOU FUKS THAT POST POST ARE JELIOUS WANNNAANNNAA BE'S IN CA THAT DID NOT OR NEVER WILL MAKE IT!!!!!!!!!! SO YOU SIT YOUR DUMB AZZ'S AT HOME AND WRITE CRAP ABOUT PEOPLE U WISH YOU WERE!!!! COME ON OWN IT!!!!!!!!!!!!



Posted by: Anonymous

Laura dern grew a mullet after billy bob dumped her for jolie.



Posted by: Chrissey

Laura Dern looks like she stepped out of an 80's music video. Sheryl is decent but her hands and arms look disgusting. Courtney is just so plain...



Posted by: Anonymous

Lance used her and kicked her to the curb, he only loves himself, his ex wife could have told sheryl (1 square to wipe my ass).



Posted by: Chrissey

Laura Dern looks like she stepped out of an 80's music video. Sheryl is decent but her hands and arms look disgusting. Courtney is just so plain...



Posted by: Chrissey

Laura Dern looks like she stepped out of an 80's music video. Sheryl is decent but her hands and arms look disgusting. Courtney is just so plain...



Posted by: Chrissey

Laura Dern looks like she stepped out of an 80's music video. Sheryl is decent but her hands and arms look disgusting. Courtney is just so plain...



Posted by: Anonymous

Lance used her and kicked her to the curb, he only loves himself, his ex wife could have told sheryl (1 square to wipe my ass).



Posted by: Anonymous

ECO HYPOCRITES !!!!!!!!!!!!



Posted by: Anonymous

Private Jets and Mega Homes....global warming blah blah blah blah



Posted by: wth

Yeah there fuc king hypocrites. Sheyrl knows she wipes that anorexia behind with more than one sheet square. She shitz alot from taking all them ex lax and guess what scare crow hoe i drive a hummer. f u c k you. Wth was Luara Dern thinking with that electic shockED mop on her head shes calling hair. Bi tch NEEDS A COMB and a brush NOT A eighties perm.Go home hags. Yal higher than oh he ll.



Posted by: hah

Looks like one hater is posting again and again. Idiot.



Posted by: L

Laura Dern is fuuuuuuuugly beyond possible. t's not about the mullet, it's about her 'face' !!!
Gosh, is she 60??? if not, no justifications!!!!! and who fucking dressed her?????



Posted by: sarah

ITA D-LISTED-WHERES MK..GRANDMAS NIGHT OUT. Fake-look in a mirror,all of them. They dont use one square or live echo friendle each day.ITA these 3 are not close to A list.yuck.



Posted by: Anonymous

more of courteney cox!
i love her



Posted by: the man of greenlan

hummer? Lol, she drives a hybrid Prius since years, and her farm is sustainable. Check out www . sustainablehome . org.



Posted by: Anonymous

Private jets , several buses and trailers to haul concert equipment.....yea she's an evironmentalist MY ASSSSSSSSSSSSSS.



Posted by: Anonymous

Private jets , several buses and trailers to haul concert equipment.....yea she's an evironmentalist MY ASSSSSSSSSSSSSS.



Posted by: Anonymous

Silly don't you know priuses are just for photo ops.



Posted by: Anonymous

Dave ( evnironmentalist) matthews also dumps his tour bus toilet over bridges in one occasion spraying tourists beneath them LOL.



Posted by: Anonymous

Dumb people celebs have no crediblity they should just sing or pretend thats it, americans have had enough from them and the media that elevates them.



Posted by: Anonymous

dang sheryl
all that fake tanning s h i t makes you look like an oompa loompa. is all that crap enviromentally friendly??



Posted by: fkessy

OMG, she looks so pretty. I saw her profile on millionaire&celeb dating site "M e e t i n g W e a l t h y.c o m last week. What kind of relationship is she looking for on that site? Just curious







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