Who the hell would have ever expected Russell Crowe and Azealia Banks to be hanging out together in a Beverly Hills hotel room?!!! And never mind that, Azealia brought her usual cray to the situation and the whole thing ended with the police being involved! Here's how this insanity went down ...

The Oscar winner's rep claims Banks threatened to cut guests with a glass while at the dinner party/music listening party attended by 10 plus guests on Saturday night. Banks claims Russell choked her, spat on her and used the n-word while getting her out of the Beverly Hills hotel suite filled with guests. Russell's peeps say the actor “bear hugged” Azealia to get her out of the room.

So how in the hell did Azealia Banks end up at a dinner table with Russell Crowe? One of Russell's dinner guests was RZA, who was the one who brought Azealia — and we have a feeling he regrets it big time!

Eyewitness told the gossip site that the trouble started when Azealia laughed at Russell's music selection, and then called him and another guest "boring white men." Apparently a female party-goer stepped in and defended the Les Miserables actor and told the rapper to cool it — which did not sit well with the fiery lady.

The story goes that Azealia then made some crazy speech to all the party goers in which she said the n-word and continued, ”You would love it if I broke my glass, stabbed you guys in the throat, and blood would squirt everywhere like some real Tarantino s***." The witnesses say that Russell remained quite calm during the outburst.

At least four of the guests have given statements to the police about the incident and all of them used the word "erratic" to describe her behavior. Apparently even RZA said she’s the one who used the n-word, not Russell.

We still have no idea why Azealia Banks is famous other than for her non-stop issues with rage and her crazy rants -- but this one is over-the-top nuts, even for her!

Azealia went to the Beverly Hills Police Department on Sunday to demand that the Aussie actor apologize for the incident which ended in her be physically removed from his suite, sources told TMZ. Uh, we doubt that's gonna happen!