She tried to commit suicide because they wouldn't let her go to Old Country Buffet!

She tried to commit suicide because they wouldn't let her go to Old Country Buffet!

FUNNY

If you attempt suicide in a rehab center you aren't allowed to leave. You earn the privilage to leave (for day/night trips out, without having to totally check out)pending good behavior. If she tried to commit suicide, she wouldn't have been granted trips to AA. And they would have her medicated and removed from the premises and taken to a medical facility. She didn't attempt suicide. An ambulance does not mean anyone attempted suicide or that it had anything to do with Britney. It could have been an asthma attack or seizure from another person. I think a celebrity is fair game normally, but in a treatment faciility...back off a little.

i will never belive this story because she is a smart girl

i will never belive this story because she is a smart girl

I hope you get better brit!
i doubt this is true but it wouldnt suprise me if shes on the verge of suicide

stupid is as stupid does

If you attempt suicide in a rehab center you aren't allowed to leave. You earn the privilage to leave (for day/night trips out, without having to totally check out)pending good behavior. If she tried to commit suicide, she wouldn't have been granted trips to AA. And they would have her medicated and removed from the premises and taken to a medical facility. She didn't attempt suicide. An ambulance does not mean anyone attempted suicide or that it had anything to do with Britney. It could have been an asthma attack or seizure from another person. I think a celebrity is fair game normally, but in a treatment faciility...back off a little.

i will never belive this story because she is a smart girl

stupid is as stupid does

If you cannot help her, for the love of God leave her alone!

I don't believe this story. It just sounds made up too. She's a little off her rocker right now but she isn't THAT bad. She wants too much to die. Plus you know she loves her babies! Come on this is stupid crap goss!

she's selfish like most people. i think she loves herself too much to kill herself. most people are that way. this isn't responsible journalism...wait no it's outright lying in print.

she's selfish like most people. i think she loves herself too much to kill herself. most people are that way. this isn't responsible journalism...wait no it's outright lying in print.

she's selfish like most people. i think she loves herself too much to kill herself. most people are that way. this isn't responsible journalism...wait no it's outright lying in print.

she's selfish like most people. i think she loves herself too much to kill herself. most people are that way. this isn't responsible journalism...wait no it's outright lying in print.

she's selfish like most people. i think she loves herself too much to kill herself. most people are that way. this isn't responsible journalism...wait no it's outright lying in print.

If you cannot help her, for the love of God leave her alone!

Yeah right, I'm sure Shitney is "looking for help" from x17!

There is no way in hell i believe this story. If i am right it orginated from a well known British tabloid (i am British myself so i know how totally devoid of any decency these guys are) which proves it's BS from the get-go.

British tabloids make up anything they like, anyone from UK will know exactly what i am talking about. I am surprised that the story even went this far.

she's selfish like most people. i think she loves herself too much to kill herself. most people are that way. this isn't responsible journalism...wait no it's outright lying in print.

thanks anonymous

I wouldn't put anything past that crazy bitch!

thanks anonymous

I trough myself on your statement "Anonymous: about that she would get to leave if she DID try, and that you have to earn the treats! How stupid those the journalists think we are, are they for real?? Gosh, they'll come up with ANYTHING just to have something to publish about her!
So, Britney fans, keep your minds open! Don't believe everything you read ;)

we all know britney didnt attempt suacide, you think she would look happy the same night! stupid fucking people! kfeds in vegas pAArtying, go follow him!

thanks anonymous

I trough myself on your statement "Anonymous: about that she wouldn't get to leave rehab if she DID try to kill herself, and that you have to earn the treats! How stupid does those journalists think we are, are they for real?? Gosh, they'll come up with ANYTHING just to have something to publish about her!
So, Britney fans, keep your minds open! Don't believe everything you read ;)

she's selfish like most people. i think she loves herself too much to kill herself. most people are that way. this isn't responsible journalism...wait no it's outright lying in print.

She's a fatass skinhead has been...

i must say x17, you're being very postive towards britney in her hard time right now im sure britney would appreciate it as well as her fans do, i think depite ur stalking ways with her, ur being supportive on ur site, and its about time someone (besides forums and fan sites)said something against these ridiculous suicide rumors (whic may i add her manager Larry made a statement about her being on suicide watch as being "absolutely untrue" and he found it sad these peopole were saying this crap as she tries to better herself,another point, who ever said this ambulance was for britney anyway? there quite a few people there, shes not there by herself, and ur right, she looked wonderful, happy and healthy on her way to the AA meetings..both nights, and from another comment they are also correct as to saying you have to be granted to leave the rehab center, by good behavior etc...these stupid tabloid born rumors are truly ridiculous, and will remain so

yeah.if she tried to commit suiside she wouldnt be leaving the rehab center! DUH! she would be at the hospital getting even more help! people are dumb! this rumor is horrible. i cant believe people would sink this low just to start a story. let her get the help she needs and stop creating even more problems.

You're right! The ambulance wasn't for her because that fat ass could only fit on a bus!

Britt distroyed a car with an unbella

YO X17 YOU SUCK! Britney would never kill herself like that and you know that! This story is FALSE! Man this story is lame!

She heard a voice in her head who told her to shave her hair and she believed it was the voice of an angel talking to her, but it was a devil.
The voice has convinced her by using lies about her future life.
Then, the bad voice told her to hang herself in order to save humanity and to become an angel. But it also asked her to write the devil number on her face, further proof that it was devil voice. And unfortunately, she believed the bad voice, it's a form of schizophrenia and it's not so easy to desobey the voice when you believe it's an angel or God.
She must pray God. Only God can save her.
That bad adventure is a disease which can only be cured by praying Allah against the devil.

And I think she 'd better forget the kabbalah center if she wants to find the good spiritual way.

One story I read said she wrote 666 on her forehead and starting screaming something about being the Devil.

hey chris, go suck your mom's dick!

YO Anonymous go suck your moms dick!

no thanks, she don't have one, but i heard your mom's is a big as a donkey's!

YO Anonymous go fuck your mom!!!!!!!!!! bahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Chris's mom so fat, they sell her ass for shade!

She heard a voice in her head who told her to shave her hair and she believed it was the voice of an angel talking to her, but it was a devil.
The voice has convinced her by using lies about her future life.
Then, the bad voice told her to hang herself in order to save humanity and to become an angel. But it also asked her to write the devil number on her face, further proof that it was devil voice. And unfortunately, she believed the bad voice, it's a form of schizophrenia and it's not so easy to desobey the voice when you believe it's an angel or God.
She must pray God. Only God can save her.
That bad adventure is a disease which can only be cured by praying Allah against the devil.

And I think she 'd better forget the kabbalah center if she wants to find the good spiritual way.

STUPID RUMORS!!!

I NEED NEW BRITNEY PICS!!!!!

I got some pics of Shitney bangin a horse if you wanna see em...

YO Anonymous your mom is so fat that she couldent even fit through your front yard gate! You were also born like a fatso fatass because YOU ARE A FATASS! bahahahahahahahahaahha!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous @ 3:33PM, You have an overactive imagination and you should not say stuff like 'she heard a voice in her head' when you have absolutely no idea what is going on in her head. Also the story is complete bullshit, so not only are you twisting a story to satisfy your own bizarre view of reality, you are twisting a story that was total BULLSHIT to begin with.....

little chris's girlfriend is his hand!
HOMO!

Hey atleast I have a real girlfriend you TURD MONKEY! hahahahahahahahaha!!!!!

Ya kiss your mother with that mouth?

No I dont because Im not sickening like you are.

No I dont because Im not sickening like you are.

hola..soy de argentina me llamo pampelina..y me encanta britney..!! pero ahora necesita ayuda!

I'm glad to see X17 giving Britney some respect right now.
We wish Britney and her family all the best for a full recovery so she can go on to live a happy and healthy life together.

YO Anonymous YOUR FAT AS HELL! bahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahaha!!

hey chris, tell your mom she left her dildo over here.

Whatever GAY ROD! bahahahahahahaha!!!!!!

I blame Britney's FAT ASS manager for all this stupid rumors. Shitney is so retarded she can't even write.

gay rod? What, are you in second grade little boy? Go have some milk and cookies and go to beddie-bye! I'll be in the basement with you mom and a whore having a three way!

Having a three way? Im 19 And I bet you must be really old for your age bahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!

Having a three way? Yo what the fuck are you talking about?

You don't know what a three way is you fuckin moron?

Chris is quite the retard, no?

no shit! get a life little boy!
~the law

Your calling me a moron? What are you a college guy who thinks hes smart or something NOT! Are you in college? Because it sounds like it.

YO cant you take a joke? Geeze

MORON,IDIOT,STUPID,DUMBASS,RETARD,BAFOON,DUNCE,SLOW,IMMATURE,IN-BRED,HOPELESS FUCK-FACE!
~the law

What the fuck is wrong with you man? I was just joking around! Geeze

don't worry chris! just messin around too!

Even though Britney is not psychologically well (no PPD or true addiction), I doubt she tried to kill herself. That will come later when she runs out of attention again and tries to get off the Prozac.

Maybe she hurt one of her babies when they came to visit..probably dropped them on their heads.

it's all good chris!

we're all just jokin around bro...

Der Führer Adolf Hitler did not like 19 years old homo boys, so he gott them eradicated in der concentration Camps !!!

who you callin a homo douchebag?

of course she didnt try to kill herself.

Actually, many people think Hitler was gay, like you Albert!

Please stop breaking this girl's anonymity in AA. It's just so wrong and could prevent her from getting sober. Stop!!!

YO What the fuck you getting all pissed off for? O so now your just going to call me names? Hey man theres no reason for you to get mad for noreason you IDIOT!

dude, take it easy, he apologized! scroll up!

YO Albert! Who you calling homo? You fucking moron! No one is gay on here incept YOU Albert! Albert YOUR the GAY ONE on here!

no shit, FUCK Albert!

YO can anyone tell me WHY IS ALBERT CALLING OTHER PEOPLE HOMO GAY ON HERE??

YO can anyone tell me WHY IS ALBERT CALLING OTHER PEOPLE GAY ON HERE? FOR WHAT REASON WHY? DOESNT ALBERT KNOW THAT WE ARE ALL NORMAL ON HERE BESIDES GAY????

PLEASE let her be succesful in committing suicide!!!!!!!!!

OUCH Chet!

Man that really pissed me off just now when ALBERT called other people gay on here.

STUPID GAY ALBERT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fuck albert, obviously HE'S gay!

at least i have one reason to love x17 again..

Man I would love to be britneys boyfriend.

Chris, do you mean her sis?

chris is a fat ass

No I ment Britney only.

Yo Anonymous You look like a turd monkey! bahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!

Yo Anonymous You look like a turd monkey! bahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!

Chris, and you look like an ugly drag queen

haha you guys are really mature you have to much time on your hands so you talk about others,tryyy GETTING A LIFEE!
cause britney is an amazing person.

haha you guys are really mature you have to much time on your hands so you talk about others,tryyy GETTING A LIFEE!
cause britney is an amazing person.

Yo Anonymous and you look like britney spears! bahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!

Yo Anonymous and you look like britney spears! bahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!

O.K. Chris, Albert, Anonymous... whoever you are - you seem to be letting your multiple personalities get the best of you tonight. Chill, dude(s). All is fine....

Yo Anonymous and you look like britney spears ass! bahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yo Anonymous and you look like britney spears ass! bahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Chris you fucking retard. why dont ya clean up all the drooling off your keyboard.

Anonymous you stink like britneys ass!!! bahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!

Anonymous you stink like britneys ass!!! bahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!

Anonymous you stink like britneys ass!!! bahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!

Anonymous you stink like britneys ass!!! bahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!

good night yall!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

and so does your breath

and so does your breath,

Um Anonymous I cant stay on all night because I have to go to bed now ok?

get da fuck outta here

good night!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

For all you IDIOTS who make jokes about this it is NOT funny!!! If you had been pregnate for 2 years and had people following you around non-stop and ontop of all that be going threw a divorce and trying to be a great mom you'd go a little crazy too. I wish her all the best and I know she will make it threw this.

OMY goodness, Tanny, you never ever put your name and address on a board.

There are a lot of crazy people out there hun. :(

X17 you should remove it for him. Kids don't understand

This isn't a chatroom, children. Go download th lastest version of AIM and fuck yourselfs.

Anyway, hooray for destructive journalism. Whoever actually believes this shit (and appearently a few media outlets aired this bogus rumor here in the States) is a complete moron.

Lets leave Britney be while she recovers from PMD and bash Paris... Not only does she love the attention, whatever rumor you create could be potentially true. (With love, of course... :P)

laisser cette pauvre fille tranquille elle et comme tout l monde c vous les journalistes qui aller la pousser a se suicider!

vouz le vouz q shei a suicide suicide?
LMAO!

the people in rehab should have some privacy. Whoever spread the rumour true or false about britney suicide is breaking the integrity for those people who are trying to sort out their life.

Let

Hm... she´s not the only one in rehab there so should the ambulance be for her? Hm... stupid tabloids....

I knew it was either BS...or Britney was just throwing a tantrum for some more Xanax!

Parem de brigar, cacete!

Parem de brigar, cacete!

Parem de brigar, cacete!

i think its jus a publicity stunt, and she has nothin else better to do.

she is a stupid ;)

B is an idiot

i found that britney is verry crazy becase first she song verry nice songs and no she changed in a rude person with drug and no hear first i was fan frome her bud change my mind bud i like to efry thing about hear haha

She's fine...
That's a bad rumors
She's happy...
and everythin' is all lie!

Kevin is a stupit fucken man.you are asshole.i hate you.damn it!
asshole asshole asshole asshole...
we love you BRITNEY.you are winer and Kevin is a loser.God hate you kevin

all MONGOLIAN ppl like you BRITNEY
i will pray for you. you are such a pretty women.
from:Mongolia

She's fine...
That's a bad rumors
She's happy...
and everythin' is all lie!

She's fine...
That's a bad rumors
She's happy...
and is all lie!

we love you britney
Mongolia

hi i'm french , i believe that this story is a big big big treats!!!(un énorme coup de pub!!!)britney is a nice woman , don't woory for her!!!i believe in britney!!!

noooooooooooooo te mueraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa te amo

WE LOVE YOU BRITNEY!!I miss you!!
HUNGARY!KRISZTI (puszi és kérelek ne tedd,felnézek RÁD!nem hagyhatsz itt:'(

Espero que você fique boa Britney!!
Não ligue para essas pessoas que ficam escrevendo esses horrores aqui... Fique sabendo que o MUNDO está torcendo pela sua recuperação x)
Sou do Brasil e espero que você venha fazer shows aqui quando fizer a sua próxima turne :D
Beijos

Dude give me a fucking break!!!!! She is not the only person in that facility!!!!! Leave that poor girl alone, how will she get better if you keep doing this to her!!!! And you keep saying that you are rooting for her, apperantly you didnt get the hint when she beat the fuck out of your camera crews car and almost them when she said to leave her alone. You are not rooting for shit you are money hungry whores who dont care who you fuck over....answer me this one question..... What happens if she is so messed up that she did infact hurt herself, what type of person are you to salivate over that????? Why cant you give her some time like a week or 2 of privacy to focus????? WHY?????? I swear you make me fucking sick, you twisted sick tired ruthless lousy fucks?!!!!!
GIVE THE GIRL A BREAK!!!!!! you have lost me as a reader you self centered pricks!!!!!

Dude give me a fucking break!!!!! She is not the only person in that facility!!!!! Leave that poor girl alone, how will she get better if you keep doing this to her!!!! And you keep saying that you are rooting for her, apperantly you didnt get the hint when she beat the fuck out of your camera crews car and almost them when she said to leave her alone. You are not rooting for shit you are money hungry whores who dont care who you fuck over....answer me this one question..... What happens if she is so messed up that she did infact hurt herself, what type of person are you to salivate over that????? Why cant you give her some time like a week or 2 of privacy to focus????? WHY?????? I swear you make me fucking sick, you twisted sick tired ruthless lousy fucks?!!!!!
GIVE THE GIRL A BREAK!!!!!! you have lost me as a reader you self centered pricks!!!!!

Dude give me a fucking break!!!!! She is not the only person in that facility!!!!! Leave that poor girl alone, how will she get better if you keep doing this to her!!!! And you keep saying that you are rooting for her, apperantly you didnt get the hint when she beat the fuck out of your camera crews car and almost them when she said to leave her alone. You are not rooting for shit you are money hungry whores who dont care who you fuck over....answer me this one question..... What happens if she is so messed up that she did infact hurt herself, what type of person are you to salivate over that????? Why cant you give her some time like a week or 2 of privacy to focus????? WHY?????? I swear you make me fucking sick, you twisted sick tired ruthless lousy fucks?!!!!!
GIVE THE GIRL A BREAK!!!!!! you have lost me as a reader you self centered pricks!!!!!

Dude give me a fucking break!!!!! She is not the only person in that facility!!!!! Leave that poor girl alone, how will she get better if you keep doing this to her!!!! And you keep saying that you are rooting for her, apperantly you didnt get the hint when she beat the fuck out of your camera crews car and almost them when she said to leave her alone. You are not rooting for shit you are money hungry whores who dont care who you fuck over....answer me this one question..... What happens if she is so messed up that she did infact hurt herself, what type of person are you to salivate over that????? Why cant you give her some time like a week or 2 of privacy to focus????? WHY?????? I swear you make me fucking sick, you twisted sick tired ruthless lousy fucks?!!!!!
GIVE THE GIRL A BREAK!!!!!! you have lost me as a reader you self centered pricks!!!!!

Get well soon Britney!!And wait a while to have more kids......let the hormones get back to normal:)

Get well soon Britney!!And wait a while to have more kids......let the hormones get back to normal:)

Leave me alone, I'm blond, horny and confused.

I lOVE BRITNEYYYYY

afjapfjpa

britneys not stupid
she knows shes gona make it
shes smart(ur right who ever sed that)
shes gona make a big huge comeback
shes gona be the girl she used to be and always has been
i love u girl
britney i love u so much
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

go britney
i love you u rock
leave her alone u fuckin haters
we hate uuuu
britney u rock no matter what
praying for you

go britney
i love you u rock
leave her alone u fuckin haters
we hate uuuu
britney u rock no matter what
praying for you

BRITNEYS A HOTTY!

LOGICO QUE É MENTIRA!

ISSO É MUITO LOUCO!

BRITNEY THE BEST!

LOGICO QUE É MENTIRA!

ISSO É MUITO LOUCO!

BRITNEY THE BEST!

Warning:

People's Republic of Korea Dear Beloved Leader has been obsarving these sites for some time.
The Dear Beloved Leader loves Brittny! He informs everybody to stop insulting her now, if not he will send the Dear Beloved Leader's personal atomic rocket to Californiay in 24 hours from now. The Dear Beloved Leader hopes atomic rocket will hit "chris" when it comes.
Brittniy, please visit love-sick Dear Beloved Leader! Go voyuage now! Bring money.

YO Amanda SPEAK ENGLISH YOU ASSHOLE!!!!!

YO What the fuck? PRK Who the fuck are you?

People's Rep. of Korea official

PRK means People's Republic of Korea. (So called "North Korea".)
We have been obsarving you, "chris".

YO Anonymous I know thats you posting under that name PRK?

YO are you fucking seriouse? You got to be kidding me? For what reason why?

Just read warning above.

YO I already know that it says Britneys Suicide Attempt Rumors: False? What is this some kind of joke or something?

YO What is this some kind of joke or something? Or are you just following me around or something? Answer me dammit!

im n0t sure i believe this
i have even read stories that she screamed IM ANTICHIRST at the rehab center and wrote 666 in the bak of her head

im n0t sure i believe this
i have even read stories that she screamed IM ANTICHIRST at the rehab center and wrote 666 in the bak of her head

YO Where did that guy PRK go to? Because he was just on here? YO PRK did you post under Anonymous just now? Or wheres that real Anonymous guy thats always on here? YO PRK is it you or are you that PRK person again?

Speak properly when you adress us, "chris". This is a warning: Behave properly towards us. A visit from PRK men in black is not a joke.

Ok sorry about that. So your telling me that you are one of thoses workers that work for X17 online? Do you work for X17 online? Yes Or No?

IF YOU FANS REALLY LOVE HER .YOU WOULD SEND HER RAZOR BLADES,ROPE,A GUN,SLEEPING PILLS AND A GALLON OF VODKA TO CHASE THEM DOWN.

BECASUE...........

THE WORLD WOULD BE A BETTER PLACE

IF YOU FANS REALLY LOVE HER .YOU WOULD SEND HER RAZOR BLADES,ROPE,A GUN,SLEEPING PILLS AND A GALLON OF VODKA TO CHASE THEM DOWN.

BECASUE...........

THE WORLD WOULD BE A BETTER PLACE

OH AND THE FANS SHOULD HAVE A MASSIVE SUICIDE TOO

YO Anonymous did you hear from a PRK guy inside this website? Because he kept on following me in here man. Alhthough he acted kind of creepy for some reason? Because watch out he might follow you around inside one of these websites. And if he says something to you ask that PRK guy why is he following other peaple on here and Why is he observing them? Because he said that he was observing me like if he was a sycole freak or something. Man he was creepy man. Really creepy.

you deserve it lazy keyboard ass 19 yr old chris. Shame on you and your lack of intelligence for your lame age. Repeat poster you are! so does that britney4life. WHat kind of parents did you have? Sick repeat posters lacking any personal ambition or indepence and freeloading internet off parents to repeat posts at x17. GWAD

I saw her left hand in a recent photograph. Her lifeline and headline follow an extreme downward path which is an indicator of someone who will suicide.

The left hand is what you are born with though but you need to see the right hand (what you will make of your life) to accurately predict whether or not this will happen. X17, do you have any closeups of her right hand?

She's So Lovely.

yeah bullshit you had nothing to do with the rumors..look at you trying to clean the slate after another X17 bullshit session to sell pics because your brazillian photographer team hasn't been getting any pics well aside from hiding in trees trespassing for days on end to get pics. You just cant leave her alone can you, Britney probably wouldn't even be in rehab if it wasn't for your persistent 19 hour a day X17 onslaught of her every night and every day..she never even had a chance to breath..you should be ashamed of yourself..

Britney its a shithead stupid girl. The money got her crazy. She's just a whore now

She wouldn´t leave her kids alone! She loves them too much

Does anyone wonder why shes freaking out? But I don't think she'd try and commit suiside. I don't think she's that stupid. Besides like anonymous said, you aren't allowed to leave a treatment facility. The people who say that are just trying to strat something to stress Brittany out more. Then she will kill herself. Then what'll happen? Papparazzi will go insane, Brittany won't have any peace. Then they'll be done with her and move on to someone else. Then Mrs. Spears will be forgotten as the Chick Who We Made Kill Herself. But they wont care that shes gone or that they pused her to the brink.

what does the ambulance mean??? could be anyone on it! my goodness... leave her alone!

I miss old Birtney Spears :).

Getwell brintney,

obvio que es mentira!
que bueno que britney se está recuperando

la amo!

=)

obvio que es mentira!
que bueno que britney se está recuperando

la amo!

=)

YO Anonymous your mom so fat that she couldent even fit through your front yard gate! YOU FATASS! bahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahaha

so Britney is the only person at Promises? Just because an ambulance shows up, it has to be related to Britney, right? Come on. She wants to get better and she wants custody of her kids. I hate all of these stupid rumors and then again, my response to them is what fuels them. I want Britney to get better and so do most people. Timbaland and Justin have just come out to say they want to work with her/support her. Britney has all the support and things to live for. I'm sure she can pull through.

Finally!

Here ist some reely goodt news for Brittny und all you Brittney-lovers out there!
I am docter Hienz Rüdiger v. Weiloh, Germany, und I just now finishd der newest "Brittney-projekt" off healing drugg adickts bei help von ein brand new RATTLESNAKE TREETMENT CURE.
Very prommising! It works on rats und cuckroaches, but we still need ein volunteary human ginny pig, before proposing thies sure fire healing cure to Britnney!
Therfore I haff ein proposition to make to chris, our flambuoyant poster on these BS-sites: Plees contakt me at das Zentralkrankenhaus of Bremerhaven, Germany, ther's goot money in it for you too, und bei the vay, I haff seen you are in some kind of trubble on der sites here? I don't not know der reeson, but if it's reely some nohrth Korean vatching, you better be carefull! -beleif you me! It culd be good for you to leeve der U.S.offA. for some time, ja?
Rattlesnake cure consist in sittin in ein smaal dark cage for ein few hours mit controll - not dangerous.

Goot lock, chris, hopes to hears from you now!

Ach ja, chris, I forgots to tells you that there also ist some rattlesnakes in der small cage, bot don't wurry.

YO HEINZ ARE YOU TALKING TO ME? WHAT?

YO HEINZ WHY DONT YOU SHOVE THOSES SNAKES UP YOUR ASS! AND ANOTHER THING LEARN HOW TO SPELL YOUR OWN WORDS! YOU FATASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I made you ein goot offer. Vot do you preferrs: der rattlesnakes or der north Korean prison camps?
Do you understand AT ALL wat ist at steak here?? You seems to me like ein reel nomskoll?
I am verry dissapointed!

YO HEINZ WHY DONT YOU SHOVE THOSES SNAKES UP YOUR ASS! AND OTHER THING LEARN HOW TO SPELL YOUR OWN WORDS! YOU FATASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YO HEINZ GO EAT DOG SHIT AND TAKE YOUR STUPID RATTLE SNAKES WITH YOU! YOU FATASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Whoah there, just one second!
This is Prince John (back to entertain you all!)!
Let's make one thing perfectly clear, chrissy my boy, you are talking (or is it writing? Rather! Well, anyway...) to a superior mind when you adress my old chap Heinz here; you wouldn't even be able to seize one atom of his scientific research, were you to live as long as the featherless parrot you seem to be (how's that, now, 200 years? rather chilly, wouldn't it be?).
I haven't got the slightest idea why any North Korean agents should be interested in a dimwit like you, but if it IS the case - - - don't forget to write a nice bye-bye letter to your old folks. Right now! I can assure you!

Merry Christmas, boy!

YO PRINCE JOHN WHY DONT YOU GO SHOVE THOSE SNAKES UP YOUR ASS BITCH! YOU FATASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ach ja, aber Prinz John, old pal, lass doch nur diesen erstklassigen Tugenichts und Zwergschädel mit seinen Agenten und seinem Quatsch in Ruhe. But at leest, he can spell "yo" - reelly! Qvite good at it, too, ja?
Tomorrov, I shall finds some gyppsies for hyuman guinnipigs und pay dem vell, that vill works just fine.
Mein Uncle workt for der amerricans army during der Korean war, he got ein lot off informazion on der north korean torture methodes, it was so unbellievable how they were inventive! I sure hopes for that cris boy he don't not gets caught! I don't knows for what!
See you soon, Prinz John!

Yeah, all right, Heinie old chum!
Sorry for that boy chrissy, nevertheless!

YO HEINZ AND PRINCE JOHN GO TO HELL YOU ASSHOLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"chris", we are officials of the P.R.K. (People's Republic of Korea), we are following you, not only on websites, also your everyday comming and going.
The PRK of course do not use torture.
We use persuasion. Do you understand what it means? We want to persuade you. Leave these sites within the 24 hours to come. If not, we'll comme and talk to you to explain in a clear way.

can you hear the sirens

I would love to adopt her children :)

I would love to adopt her children :)