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First!!! I love Britney

Leave Britney alone!!! She's fine!

THERE'S OUR PRINCESS BRITNEY!! THANKS X17 I LOVE YOU MOTHERFUCKERS!!

britney need therapy

Awwwwdorable! They look so cute here, all matchy-matched!

Oh my gosh, there's the "golden" purse again! It´s given me nightmares!

VERY CUTE dresses

isnt that golden purse a little to small for her

STAY PUFT MARSHMALLOW WOMEN!!!!!!

I wish I was her cousin.. What a cushy life.. mooching off your cousin for life.

Southern Belles!!

These two whores should jump off a cliff and die already.

Is this really her "cousin"? They look like a couple. Britney is a cousin fucker, how typical ya'll.

Britney's bringin' sexxxy back! What a hottie!

andy: you know what? don't be rude to people you don't know. you are mad and want them to go away, right? well you know what? they are not asking for this they are being followed constantly because of britney's fame-so don't tell her to go away. if you want her to go away, stop visiting this website or write to the photographers to stop taking her pictures!

I love Britney! She's super awesome!

I'm your biggest fan Britney!

I'm President of the official Britney Spears fan club!

now, all ok !!!

I have all your cds Britney! I can't wait for the new one to add to my collection!

both of these whores are fake ass sluts out for media attention. You Britney fans sure are dumbasses for loving this hot ass mess!!

You look so beautiful in that white dress Britney!

Are you still single Britney? Call me! I love you so much!

Like what are they....Like 12?

I love Britey ~♥*
She look so pretty muahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Britneys fucking ugly fake as hell.

AAAAWWWW LESBIANS!

she's the attention whore and you are dumb enough to give her attention!!

Britneys fake as hell.

Britneys fucking ugly fake as hell.

Why are they always holding hands!

They should send this ugly whore to military school so they could knock some sense into her dumbass head.

haven't seen britney with any guys since her cousin alli's been around. makes you wonder what's goin on at home.i mean she's seems to have always had a man around before.

These two ugly lesbian whores are both sickening.

yeaah britney spears i love youu

I see twitney made some more money today.She must really be desperate to need to make this sort of deal with razzi.

It's so funny how she cried on Matt Laurs show how she wanted them to just leave her alone...now she's in cahoots with them.She's soooo desperate for attention/someone to say anything good about her,lol.All the other razzi sites slag her off.

oh and the lesbian thing?That's already been proven.That lady in the red dress coming out of the club with them the other night is a girl Twitney picked up.She likes pussy no doubt about it.

BRITNEY SPEARS RUNNING OUT OF OPTIONS.

SELLING HER CLOTHES FOR CASH.

but how ?

Hah!omg...Alli is her GIRLFRIEND y'all!!!!It makes perfect sense.

Just for the record,Alli looks much much prettier than Brit Brit.Her skin is so golden and pretty and her hair and coloring are just so much classier and she's just overall much sexier than poor Brit Brit.

Brit Brits girlfriend is hawt y'all!!!hahaha.

Britney is smokin' HOTT again, Like she used in 2002,2003,2004,( Can I Say 2005 I Don't Know ). Anyway She's lookin' good finally. LUV YA GRL

omg!! they look soo soo adorable!! Love it!! and i totally love love the purse~~!! Brit...keep rockin it girl~! we love you

OMG look how puuurfect her teeth are!! she is glowin wit beauty

X17 are such sellouts- it's so obvious you pay her off, for shots, like TMZ suggests. Who else kisses her fat, dimpled ass as much as you? She's gross and you just look like fools with your forced compliments.

Britneys ugly fake as hell.

Ewwwwww! Britney, take a shower, wash your hair, and blow dry it STAT!

There's probably dried doggy poop matted up in that rats nest!

She looks like a homeless person.

She is a homeless person

How does one get t o be upstage by their poorer non-famous cousin. Alli get OUT NOW! She's bring you down to her level. It won't be long before Alli starts looking just as nasty and skanky as Shiteny!

D.Listed.com:

WHITE TRASH

Britney Spears rocked two all white outfits yesterday in Beverly Hills.

Britney and her only friend in the world, Allie, both changed mid-day into new frocks. TMZ reports that Britney maybe getting paid to change her clothes.

If she's photographed several times in one day wearing the same outfit, a publication may only buy a few of those photos.

But if she's photographed wearing a different outfit that same day, a publication will likely buy both pictures.

She should use that extra cash to buy better clothes. I think I've seen that white skirt being sold by an 11-year-old while waitiing to get back into California from Tijuana.

Britney is gorgeous!

I love you Britney! You are hot!

BRITNEY DOESN'T CARE FOR HER FANS BUT INSTEAD ALLIE DOES,SHE WAS THE ONE THAT NOCTICE THE TOT BUTNOT BRIT JUST DOING WHAT ALLIE IS DOING.

BRITNEY DOESN'T CARE FOR HER FANS BUT INSTEAD ALLIE DOES,SHE WAS THE ONE THAT NOCTICE THE TOT BUTNOT BRIT JUST DOING WHAT ALLIE IS DOING.

x17 are you guys supporting Britney with money for clothes? I wouldn't doubt it. Ya kiss her ass enough.

Britney is so sexxxy!

You are my idol Britney!

I love your gold purse Britney!

Britney is a cutie pie!

x17 stop sucking Britney's nuts!

Looks like to me even X17 is more interested in photgraphing her "girlfriend" Allie than the Brister even when they're paying Britney for the pics!.Allie is going to get her own reality show and leave Britney in her dust.Wait and see.

I love you Priest Alan Mercieca but not as much as I love Britney!

Britney is a goddess!

This is definitely better than that green dress, but I'm thinking it's time for new hair.

Who wouldn't rather look at Allie over Britney? Britney looks gross and filthy. At least Allie looks clean at all times, from her head all the way down to her nicely pedicured toes.

Britney is my hero!

Britney is the most talented popstar ever!

Get a life ^^ we know you're not the real Andy

Britney is the most beautiful woman on earth!

I wonder if her cousin had Dior sunglasses and a Chloe bag before her and Brit became "best friends" hmmm...another person using Britney for her money?? I really hope not!!

alli looks so much better that britney. britney is probably the butch of the couple.....seriously why are they always holding hands. who knows for sure that is her cousin and not her girlfriend since she is bi-sexual?

alli looks so much better that britney. britney is probably the butch of the couple.....seriously why are they always holding hands. who knows for sure that is her cousin and not her girlfriend since she is bi-sexual?

I'm sure Allie is on the payroll now...right x17?

I love Brit.
She rockss !!!

Brit and Allie 4 ever.

Matching dresses AND matching smiles!! Too cute!!

Britneys fucking ugly fake as hell.

Britney is adorable!

I love you Britney!

You're all ugly!

They should send these two ugly whores to military school so they could knock some sense into their dumbass head.

Britney fan for life!

my vote is on Alli, she is prettier AND a better dresser. I think she will become something more than Britney's cousin...

That white dress shows off Britney's luscious curves!

Brit's hillbillyness goes so deep she'll never let it go no matter what. There was a time when she didn't look like pure shit but that's long past. If anyone tried to dress her she'd refuse to listen because "I look hawt y'all!"

I'm just glad she doesn't have daughters.

Britney is a hottie!

Britney has kids?

Team Allie all the way.RUN Allie before Brit Brits hillbully ways start to set in!

Britney Is Always Cute!!!

Yes! Run Allie!

Sarah! You're BLIND!

Alli is pretty to me..she looks so clean and fresh..

fuck shitney she is a white-trash-piece-of-shit-loser. allie on the other hand I would marry in a hearbeat and have my way with her relentlessly. I ain't kidding either.

NOT A FAN BUT... It's good to see Brit hanging with family and leaving the other skank ho's alone. First smart thing she's done in a looooong time!!!

Alli Alli Alli Alli Alli Alli Alli Alli Alli Alli Alli Alli Alli Alli Alli

Go away Shitney!

Lesbian?

aw she looks like herself again! :)
Britney's BACK!!

Britney Is Always Cute!!!

Britneys ugly fake as hell.

Check out my video so you all can see what a handsome fellow I am. Why wouldn't Britney want me? I'm hot damnit!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=67YwHg9jdHA

alli is starting to shine..i really like her. she seems so sweet and loving to those kids! she dresses like a lady, her hair is natural looking, she just looks nice! it would be so neat for her to get some kind of a real job offer out there!

=)

Sarah! You're BLIND!

Reports have leaked that KFed is going to sue for full custody of the 'baybees' b/c Brit Brit is boozing and drugging again.

Oh and yeah,Allie has nice tits,but she's nothing special it's just that standing next to Britney makes her look like she is.Hell,Shrek would look hawt standing next to Britney.

I don't believe all the shit that's comming down on britney here, she looks really happy, leave her alone!

I don't believe all the shit that's comming down on britney here, she looks really happy, leave her alone!

STFU Heidie!

I was just thinking to myself how nice it is not to see Britney and read stories about her everyday until I came here.

Britney,

Please go the fuck away. Take your babsitter/kissing cousin with you.

Thanks,
America

please X17 don't make this allie girl famous like paris :(

babysitter*

Sorry to bust your bubble Arlyssa but um... Allie is already famous

WHITE HOTT!!

TEAM KFED ~Britney thumbed her nose as a custody agreement with soon-to-be ex-hubby Kevin Federline, by taking their two children on a jaunt to Hawaii – and he’s now vowing to take the children away from her.

Kevin hit the roof when he learned Britney was wallowing in the Pacific sun without a nanny, says sources.

Britney’s custody agreement with Kevin states that she can’t take the boys out of L.A. County without his consent and without a nanny.

An insider reveals, “For two days Kevin was desperate to find his children.” Kevin, worried over Brit’s drinking drug use, and wild behavior, had refused to give his OK to the Hawaii trip.

Kevin bombarded her with phone calls, but she refused to answer. When Kevin checked the hotel Britney has used on previous Hawaiian vacations, she wasn’t there.

According to an insider, when Britney finally answered her cell phone she infuriated Kevin even more when she told him she was indeed in Hawaii, sitting poolside sipping a drink.

Kevin could barely control his temper. He issued an ultimatum: Get on a plane with the kids by noon on June 8 and head back to L.A. Britney deliberately missed the noon deadline, but did get on a plane later in the day.

When Kevin finally got to see his boys, they were exhausted. Now Kevin is determined to gain full custody of his children by going back to court to argue that Brit is an unfit mother, with the trip to Hawaii just the most recent incident in the loopy behavior that she’s been displaying.

“Kevin is upset that Britney’s partying hasn’t stopped. She’s drinking heavily, and Kevin believes she’s also doing drugs,” said the insider. “He urged Britney to surrender the kids to him permanently, but she said: ‘No way!’

But based on Britney’s boozing alone, Kevin believes he’ll be awarded full custody when he takes her to court.”

Kevin wants Brit to take a drug test. Kevin’s patience with Britney has worn thin. The insider reveled, “He’s not waiting any longer. He feels he gave Britney plenty of room to show she could be a good mother.

Now he feels she can’t be trusted and he’s going back to court right away to try to get full custody.” Kevin says, “If the court awards full custody to him and Britney loses her children, she’ll have no one to blame but herself.”

Britney is pure shit...
not really I love her... heheheh

I meant...White Trash!

Alli is a star hanger on. Before Britney, it was Avil Lavigne -- I'm sure X17 has photos to back that up.

Just exactly how is she a "cousin" anyway? I know Britney probably doesn't understand what cousing means, but Alli is not related to Britney.

Go see pics of Alli with Avril hanging out! Avril doesn't like Britney and Alli is BF's with her. Way to go Alli!

http://community.livejournal.com/ohnotheydidnt/12633056.html

How old are they -- 12??? Matching outfits and holding hands??? Usually Allie looks pretty good, but I'm afraid that maybe Britney is rubbing off on her.

Run, Allie, run!!!

Allie was photgraphed with avril 2 weeks ago before britney bought her the vacation to mexico. The week prior to the mexico trip britney was photographed alone that that whole week, I guess allie had a week off from her babysitting/servant duties. I would love to see allie britng avril home to britneys for a visit. Allie acting like she all sweet and country who hangs out with spitter Avril behind britneys back. Everyone just wants Britneys money becuase she really dosent have anything else going on, not even being a full time mom to keep her busy. Shame how this young woman with all this fame and money has ended up.

Avril and Allie..Bffs!

http://community.livejournal.com/ohnotheydidnt/12633056.html

X17- these pics are 3 days old. Tmz.com had these up days ago.

Britney you rock. Love you.

Alli Sims (Britney's cousin) w/ Avril @ Hyde on 05/21/07

http://jjb.yuku.com/topic/66160

allie looks like like an old farmer type grandma. She just has that face that looks way old for its time. I dont think she will age well. She also already has massive forehead lines or wrinkles. SHe looks much older than 25 and will probably age by 5 years every year she has a birthday after 30.Same for Britney too.

Its unfortunate that Britney has to buy everyone and everything around her.

Her cousin looks WAY better, thats sad!

How Versatile can a friend be to a friend.? I think its pretty drastactic in personality choices from Avril to Britney. Avril hates people in general and Britney is so goofy- happy to people. I dont think allie is her cousin and I believe she is an employee of Britneys. I know if Avril was my friend she would be pissed at me for hanging out with a doofus like britney.

All h8ters are just jealous of these sexy girls!!!!

8.06
you are fucked in the head worse than britney

Thank god the sunglasses had a huge DIOR logo clearly visible. How else would we know how much they spent on them!

She doesn't look so bad today. Maybe she finally bought a mirror?

i am so jealous I can only raise my two toddler sons 3 days a week and that I have 4 full days off a week I can do whatever the hell I want when kfed babysits my tots. Lets see.. these last 4 full days off since kfed took the boys on Sunday, I went to a club monday night had paps took a pic of my boob and ass out out of my green dress. Then on tuesday, my other super busy day without my kids, I went to another club and and a pap took my crotch pic again but this time i had pink underwear on. So these last 4 days off without my family sure has kept me busy and busy in the unpaid gossip tabloids.
Britney is BALD and PORKED OUT!! twice divorced single mother to kfeds bastards who practically took them from her! I am so Jealous....

these pics are so old. Tmz.com has more current stuff out faster on their site.

Alli might as well enjoy it while she can. Britney needs her now but as soon as she's more confident and/or she finds herself a man, Alli will be yesterday's playpal.

jsut like all the pet dogs britney has purchased over the last 3 years, all gone in a few months time, just like allie will be.

And Allie will just move back on with Avril

a happy ending can be planned

Britney will move back with kfed to the malibu house and they can all fuck off and die

she looks really gooodd!!!

lyniqua and alan can join them by the pool and drown too!

She looks really dork like always holding allies hand and now wearing the same.

We want more Avril X17!! Canada's Punk Princess!! We love love love her!! Avril rawks!!!

Tulsa loves you Britney!!

hee hee too cute:)

I think that's Brit's new girlfriend. Hot lesbian sex.

Hey X17 where's Avril?

Britney actually looks good here!!!

im a britney fan and admit she makes some undesirable mistakes but what you gonna do about it?!! nothing thats what,apart from sit on your computer and as soon as a new story about her comes up slate her to the ground because you know that alot of her fans come to this site and it could cause some friction and because some feel some sort of closure from reading about her thats it may potentially upset them. well ur just silly twats i would just love to sit in a room with all you people just so i could laugh in your faces n just smack you in the mouth a few times n tell u 2 get over yourselves. god your such dicks its the same old crap oh she's a slut, she's nasty (as if ur black!! ((sorry if u are)) ) she's ugly, she should wear a bra, etc we have heard it all before same shit just a new britney story. so pathetic if u havent got anything nice 2 say then dont say anything at all stupid fuck wits! bring on the new album britney fans in London can't wait seems alot of americans don't appreciate you well there are plenty of ppl that wouldnt mind being your neighbour over here.

you`re just jealous of our pearly white teeth and low unemployment rate, mr. cock sucker. If not for America, you`d be speaking German and eating weiner-schnitzel.

God Damn that fried doll hair looks like it itches.If it's true that she using again I hope she does any kind of custody.She's just a hopeless case.

includes paid posters

ugh.
someone please tell this C U N T to get a stylist and make up person...she obviously has the iq of a 4 year old and doesnt know how to dress herself.

Cocksuckers: IS that it? That's the best you could come up with? No wonder you worship Britney. Lame-o

Go eat some Shepard's pie and dream of one day not living a gloomy life.

When we grow up and our mom is 40 she wont look like Pamela and we will avoid her for 4 years at a time. None of this "dont see us for 4 days out of a Mickey Mouse week nonesense"

Britney already looks 40..er...45!

haha,even Dumb Britney knows there's no money to be made in Europe,lol.Why you think all YOUR acts try to make it big here?

Britney!!!1982 called,it wants its dress and accessories back.And be sure to get the cheeto stains off before you return them!

oh and before I forget,Jayden and Sean called?They said thanks but no thanks.They want to live with Daddy full time now.K thanks bye.

Her facial skin is sooo greasy. She often has pimples close to her hair line by ears and on side jaw /chin area. She is gross and probably dosent even wash her face properly before she goes to bed.

how did i know this was going to start up?!!! did i say America as a whole no i said some americans, haha thats hillarious well actually dick head my dad is american and my mum is english so no im not really jealous because have the best of both worlds n oh yeah pearly white teeth. and another thing where the hell did we all start off ?!!! huh great britain and the rest of europe so u wud b german aswel if y'all ddnt get on your little protistant mayflower ship. anyway that isnt the point coz i like the states...... well i should as im half american so fuck off you cunt.

Of course, who am I to talk about being lame, I spend all day, every day here and I still can`t think of anything funny or intelligent to say. Hell I can`t even spell "shepherd".

figures a poor little british poster boy who also has a part time, frigid mother with crooked teeth and probabaly never hugged her own son in his life.Prehaps he was fortunate to have his mother 4 days out of the week and not 3.

wtf is protistant?

Oh Boy..

actually, you do have the whitest teeth I`ve ever cum across

She makes me Gauge. How can I stop this feeling?? I understand not to click on here anymore but she still will make me vomit somewhat when I stand in a Wal Mart check out and glance at Gossip Newspapers.

a computer beater

you people are insane and cant read 4 shit poor degenerates whats protistant because like i diddnt like listen in class like coz i was 2 cool 4 that u know?!! omg u r so fugly haha just stay in your little idaho shack or wateva shit state u live in and carry on munching your deep fried twinkies and double sided oreos

okay lyniqua

this site is the institution of all sites out there.

So what's protistant? Answer that question. Oh that's you can't cause it's not a word! Dummy!

it seems like her cousin likes the attention more than her

I know its not catholic, but that all.

look how fat her arms are in the first picture. gross!

Cocksuckers is Raven Moore...who annoys everyone on ervery jump just to get attention.

you people are insane and cant read 4 shit poor degenerates whats protistant because like i diddnt like listen in class like coz i was 2 cool 4 that u know?!! omg u r so fugly haha just stay in your little idaho shack or wateva shit state u live in and carry on munching your deep fried twinkies and double sided oreos

narrow minded catholic says they dont confess nor do they eat the holy bread of communion every sunday.

lyniqua at 9.19pm not posting as lniqua at 9.19pm

What are you 12? Shouldn't you be sleeping? It's early morning your time. Wow!

early morning? Way Out there overseas

Go to bed lyniqua!!!

Britney is a ditch pig from hell

uh oh,X17 is starting to pay too much attention to Allie.I bet Brit Brit will fire her now just like she fires the nannies when Sean and Jayden like the nannies more than her.

is this just 1 guy posting back and forth to himself under different names?

allie is old maid looking.

Doubt it

not I

britney smells like sour milk

protestant is a group of people who split from the roman catholic side of christianity and liked things more plain no lavish and luxurious churches also they did believe in contriseption well eventually they accepted it you know all that bollox. no im really not ravent moore im rhys baxter

5 people here, i bet

her breath smells like boiled bologna

WTF is boiled Bologna???

and whats "contriseption"? I thought it was "contraception"

Who gives a titty fuck?

a large cut slab of Bologna put into a a bioling tall pot of scorching Hot water. Let the Bologna boil on High for 5 Minutes and capture the scent above the stove as if you are getting a facial over the steam from the Boiled Bologna Britneys Breath smells like.

yea its 5.30am and im fucking tired lol i actually dont give a shit about any of this britney bull shit anymore too drunk and tired too care end of. screw u guys im goin home

bioling?

bye bye

Yeah! Thats boiled bologna

salmi would be more toxic

thats salami

salmi?

and red bull burps too !

wag wan:

Go beat your dick like it owes you money!

I think she's definitely getting paid to let the papparazzi photograph her.She didn't use to change so much in one day, even if she was all stained and falling out of her ill-fitting skanky clothes.Maybe she really is going broke and needs the money.Either way she looks busted.OMG that hair just Christ.Even if she were in a chanel suit that hair would make her look like a 2 dollar hooker.

salami breath britney

british

she makes me gauge.. I want this to stop making feel this way

?

i wash my butt with a rag on a stick

i was my butt with a rag on a stick

so is shar pregnant with kfeds sperm again? or is it bull shit?

do you use soap on a rope?

you alos have 44 cats you keep in your house that eat and shit all over.

You guys that are being negative, are so stupid. Allie is her assistant. That means Allie gets paid to hold her hand, lead her throug crowds, help her be friendly with the paps or tell them to back off and then be a girl friend to her to keep her on track. Get over it already!!!!!!!!!!!!

yup, 1 guy posting to himself, then laughing at his own comments. Pathetic.

I don't see how some ppl can sleep at night, knowing that they come here everyday - all day wishing bad things on ppl they don't even know. Like wishing for her to die that's awful. Some ppl just have hate in there heart it's the devil I belive. But I will pray for those who need so... May they find God. It's sad because the ppl that say these harsh thing's are not happy with them self's. I just don't understand how someone can hate another so much that they can wish the person dead. I belive it's hate, Jelousy, anger, the Devil. It's very sad....

shut it! anonymous

ahhh come on now 9.38 #3poster. Theres plenty of us here.

My my

which one, Anonymous?

innit tho u get me wats his game dat aint rite

at least she's not wearing those brown boots again. what brand is her purse, is it designer? or just something from Target?

belive? them self's? jelousy?

wth?

Britney is a skank... I want me some Alli.

peter piper picked a pack of pickled peppers.
If peter piper picked a pack of pickled pepers then wheres the pack of pickled peppers peter piper picked?

one ov us caint speek no ebonics

i love target much better for clothes than stupid costco