Posted on Mon Oct 16th, 2006 9:17am PDT By
X17 Staff

...of hands, of course. Her
other famous set, of course, hardly needs to be shown off - hell, when we ran into her outside of Il Sole, her lady bits were practically leaping out of her shirt! Needless to say, we started snapping pictures as fast as our fingers could flick the shutter - after all, we had to act quick before Papa Joe came bursting through the wall like the Kool-Aid man crowing about correctly assessing that you can't, in fact, cover those suckers up.

This matter requires closer inspection

"Oh no! I forgot my orange hot pants!"

The preacher's daughter herself
I forget - how long has it been since I mentioned how much I love my job?