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When John Met Penelope

penejohn.jpgThe NY Daily News is reporting that John scored Penelope's digits while new BFF Shakira's head was turned when the two of them ran into each other at Parc on June 10th, after one of John's concerts. (Above pix from the same night.) And how could John resist - Penelope was looking smoking that night! Considering that we've been spotting Jessica running to and fro her ex's hotel as of late, could Penelope find herself in the middle of another love triangle?



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Posted by: anonymous


Penelope was one of our favs in Vanilla Sky.

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Posted by: Hollywood CelebSex


wtf isn't he gay? Someone please tell him!

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Posted by: Anonymous


SHAME TO ONCE CHRISTIAN GIRL BEIN A BOOTY CALL FOR JOHN. JOHN IS A PLAYER

That how she took jess # at first they met and now look he is like that

Posted by: SHAME


SHAME TO ONCE CHRISTIAN GIRL BEIN A BOOTY CALL FOR JOHN. JOHN IS A PLAYER

That how she took jess # at first they met and now look he is like that

Posted by: SHAME


SHAME TO ONCE CHRISTIAN GIRL BEIN A BOOTY CALL FOR JOHN. JOHN IS A PLAYER

That how she took jess # at first they met and now look he is like that

Posted by: SHAME


SHAME TO ONCE CHRISTIAN GIRL BEIN A BOOTY CALL FOR JOHN. JOHN IS A PLAYER

That how she took jess # at first they met and now look he is like that

Posted by: SHAME


SHAME TO ONCE CHRISTIAN GIRL BEIN A BOOTY CALL FOR JOHN. JOHN IS A PLAYER

That how she took jess # at first they met and now look he is like that

Posted by: SHAME


SHAME TO ONCE CHRISTIAN GIRL BEIN A BOOTY CALL FOR JOHN. JOHN IS A PLAYER

That how she took jess # at first they met and now look he is like that

Posted by: SHAME


SHAME TO ONCE CHRISTIAN GIRL BEIN A BOOTY CALL FOR JOHN. JOHN IS A PLAYER

That how she took jess # at first they met and now look he is like that

Posted by: SHAME


SHAME TO ONCE CHRISTIAN GIRL BEIN A BOOTY CALL FOR JOHN. JOHN IS A PLAYER

That how she took jess # at first they met and now look he is like that

Posted by: SHAME


at least Nick has class and respect for her lady (Vanessa) jess you blew big time.

Posted by: blah


at least Nick has class and respect for her lady (Vanessa) jess you blew big time.

Posted by: blah


This site is so weak! give it up!

Posted by: I LOVE PEREZ


I don't concider a man who cheats on his wife to have a class, how come Nick didn't have class when he was with Jess.

Posted by: sonia


I don't concider a man who cheats on his wife to have a class, how come Nick didn't have class when he was with Jess.

Posted by: sonia


This man is so ugly....I can't understand what women like on him?
I'm glad it is over between him and Jess.

Posted by: sonia


Sonia with who? there was no prove of him coming out of people houses or spending a night out and going home with them a.k.a bam mangera, john at the grammy, adam and least goes on and may be papa joe. Jess thought money and beauty can by love, and man but just a booty call

Posted by: you


Sonia with who? there was no prove of him coming out of people houses or spending a night out and going home with them a.k.a bam mangera, john at the grammy, adam and least goes on and may be papa joe. Jess thought money and beauty can by love, and man but just a booty call

Posted by: you


that photo is obviously fake, yet you make it seem like it's real. that photo of penelope was her going to the club with shakira - you can even see shakira's hand on penelope's arm.

Posted by: Anonymous


FAKE PHOTO! WE'RE NOT STUPID!!!

Posted by: Anonymous


Can someone say "photoshop?"

Posted by: Noneya!


Can you say "cut and paste" - how many hands do you see in that picture? Who belongs to the hand with nail polish? Hmmmm?

Posted by: Anonymous


I wonder if this is even true. I can't even see these two together.

Posted by: DJ


Penelope is so NOT smoking. I don't get all the hype about her.

Posted by: Anonymous


Penelope is so NOT smoking. I don't get all the hype about her.

Posted by: NE1469


what a mess. how many hands are there?

Posted by: Anonymous


well, they DID say "pix" and not "pic", so they're saying that it's more than one picture. Technically they're not saying it's a real photo.

Posted by: so there


Nice fake photo, morons!

Posted by: Anonymous


THIS IS SOOOO PHOTOSHOPPED! I used to read this site but no more. BUNCH OF FAKES

Posted by: Anonymous


THIS IS SOOOO PHOTOSHOPPED! I used to read this site but no more. BUNCH OF FAKES

Posted by: Anonymous


What is with all the hands? Seems like a doctored photo.

Posted by: Sandra


I SEE 5 HANDS ????????

Posted by: Anon-ee-moos


What is with all the hands? Seems like a doctored photo.

Posted by: Sandra


This picture is completely and obviously photo shopped together. You can really tell around their shoulders, Johns is blurry. And where did the hand with the blue polish come from? And if you really start looking you can tell Penelope has been cut out of another picture!! FAKE!! The story might be real but the pic is fake!

Posted by: Erica


i thought you guys were above posting fake photos, and to think you claim to be better than perezhilton...NOT!!!

Posted by: Anonymous


Whos hand is that holding on to penelope ?? blue nail polish??

Posted by: Evelyn


Lord, there are a bunch of hands. What a load of crap X17! I'd rather have less photo's to look at that are real then your fake crap!

Posted by: Anonymous


Nice photoshopping. You forgot the other chick's hand, dumbasses. Too busy kissing Britney's stank ass?

Posted by: Samantha Jones


aaaarg. I can't stand that Penelope twit!

Her accent is the dummest I've ever heard, it grates like chalk on a board.

You'd think she could learn English to work in an English speaking country like ours.
She's supposed to be an actress,no?

Posted by: Anonymous


why the crappy photoshop job? Please don't tell me I gotta go to that damn Hilton site.....ew.

Posted by: Anonymous


Actress hahahaha. Nope.

Boinking Tom Cruise didn't make her an actress, just a scientologist groupie.

Ditto for boinking Matthew.

And acting these days is not exactly brain surgery, all it takes is a couple of good movie, look at Angelina.

Moreover, almost all movies these days go to DVD quickly, very few stay on the big screen very long.

Posted by: Anonymous


i could do a better photoshop job with my eyes closed...this really disappointed me because i just started enjoying this site. :(

Posted by: Anonymous


What did Jessica do to him? He looks uglier then dog sh!t here. In fact he looks like Jessica here.

Posted by: Anonymous


Why is there a third hand coming from his stomach? Totally photo shopped!

Posted by: anonymous


Why is there a third hand coming from his stomach? Totally photo shopped!

Posted by: anonymous


My brother is on that tour and Jessica is still around.

Posted by: Southern Harmony


ATTENTION ALL MAGAZINES,,,STOP BUYING FROM THEM,,,THEY FAKE THE PHOTOS,,,,LOOK HOW MANY HANDS IN THE PICTURE,,,YOUR CREDIBILITY IS AT STAKE ,,,,THEY SAID IT WAS TAKEN ON THE NIGHT SHE WENT TO PARC IN HOLLYWOOD,

Posted by: Anonymous


Photo is actually a reverse of Penelope and Shakira....Look on IDontLikeYouInThatWay.com for the REAL photos

Posted by: ccrosbygo


Photo is actually a reverse of Penelope and Shakira with Shakira cut out....Look on IDontLikeYouInThatWay.com for the REAL photos

Posted by: ccrosbygo


Photo is actually a reverse of Penelope and Shakira with Shakira cut out....Look on IDontLikeYouInThatWay.com for the REAL photos

Posted by: ccrosbygo


Southern Harmony, what do u mean Jessica is still around the tour? She's busy at the gym working out to prepare for her movie. Lots of her videos/updates are in this site.

Posted by: Anonymous


Photo is actually a reverse of Penelope and Shakira with Shakira cut out....Look on IDontLikeYouInThatWay.com for the REAL photos

Posted by: ccrosbygo


That Photo is completely photoshopped!!!

Posted by: Anonymous


That Photo is completely photoshopped!!!

Posted by: Anonymous


Southern Harmony, what do u mean Jessica is still around the tour? She's busy at the gym working out to prepare for her movie. Lots of her videos/updates are in this site.

Posted by: Anonymous


He is wearing purple nail polish???? Both of those hands on Penelope's arm have purple nail polish on them. This is certainly a doctored photo.

Posted by: LBella


Photo is actually a reverse of Penelope and Shakira with Shakira cut out....Look on IDontLikeYouInThatWay.com for the REAL photos

Posted by: ccrosbygo


SHOPPED BUNKNESS~!

Posted by: Harris Pilton III


SHOPPED BUNKNESS~!

Posted by: Harris Pilton III


Actually, they look better together than him and Jessica.

Posted by: Rocky


Nice photoshopping! Lame

Posted by: Anonymous


It looks photoshopped but she is more his type for sure and if Jessica is still with him than she's a pathetic fool.

Posted by: Anonymous


i know right who didn't catch idiots lmao

Posted by: Jodie


I think he definately scored the digits but the pic is photoshopped for effect.

Posted by: Anonymous


dumb! this is fake

Posted by: Melissa


If she wants him, she'll get him.

Posted by: Anonymous


photo is fake, but Penelope was nominated for Best Actress for Volver...can you say the same thing?

and don't hit the post button twice folks, just so your post can be on here more than once...it says your comment will post in 5 minutes.

Posted by: no one you know


you should really let people if the photo isnt real!its not even subtle!bogus site

Posted by: Anonymous


Ummm...I don't think they're trying to pretend like that's not a photoshopped pic, they said they were spotted together at the same place on the same night those pix were taken, they even linked to the story with Shakira in the photo, they just did that for effect!!!

Posted by: Anonymous


It's a clear fake, but who did it. My guess is it was John or Jessica. These two clearly are not honest people.
Jessica has been faking pictures to, like the guy she was posing with outside the gym.
Bottom line-these two are totally together and John is trying to give the appearance that they have broken up.
This just makes Jessica a big asshole, this man totaly disses her in the public eye and makes her look like a desperate whore and she still stay with him. Jessica is very pathetic.

Posted by: Anonymous


John Mayer is just soooooo dirty looking! What's the appeal?

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IF IT'S FAKE WHATEVER. ALL I KNOW IS THE WAY HE'S LOOKING AT HER IS CREEEEPY.

Posted by: Anonymous


UH you are a photo agency and you posted a photoshopped picture (even I can tell by the numerous hands in the middle). Seriously, you people are eff-tards.

Posted by: Anonymous


PARENTAL ADVISORY

Hey, X-17.

Next time you want to FAKE A PHOTO of them supposedly together, why don't you make one where Penelope is SUCKING HIS JOINT.

At least it would be more entertaining.

Just keepin' it real.

Posted by: Al Waysright


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Posted by: do you care?


THIS PHOTO IS TOTALLY PHOTOSHOPPED!!!
SO LAME!!

Posted by: Anonymous


uh if this is a photo that hasn't been shopped, then penelope would have to be about six feet tall...umm me thinking nay

Posted by: Anonymous


Yeah we know it's shopped.
Real question, why is John Gayer wearing those gay clothes this tour?
Why is John still with that low life Jessica? I guess that's what they were fighting about in mexico, she had to hide during this tour and she didn't want to. I see he won so the rabbit had to go hind in a hole untill he call.

Posted by: Anonymous


Ugh, I just don't get the appeal of mayer!!

Posted by: Anonymous


Ugh, I just don't get the appeal of mayer!!

Posted by: Anonymous


that pic is sooooo doctored....look at the hands...i mean come on

Posted by: Anonymous


Looks like some creativity going on with the photo ... possibly a bit of editing. Too many hands for two people and something or someone has been edited out in between them ... but that's just my opinion.

Posted by: Anonymous


I don't think was trying to pull anything over anyone's head.
They was just showing a visual, we all know Mayer got her number and secreatly hooking up with her, but still with dumb head because she is too stupid to move on.
Like Mayer said in his comedy act "maybe he broke up with you and you just don't know it" that goes out to Jessica.

Posted by: Anonymous


The photo is obviously doctored...it's a bad photoshop job. The point is not to pass it off as authentic but emphasize the fact that he got her number and they probably will get together in the future. Jessica Simpleton is stuck to the bottom of his shoes.

Posted by: get a clue


What a bunch of PHOTOSHOPPED crap!!!!!

Posted by: Sarah


Nice fake photshopped photo there, X-17!!! Losers!!!

Posted by: Anonymous


Wow.. I always enjoyed X17's stuff.. wasn't aware you were that into photoshopping though. Guess I shold've figured though. Are there such things as honest paparazi? Really though, these photo's were on here yesterday.. seprately.. great that you think your viewers are moron's. You just lost one of your moron's.

Posted by: Anonymous


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Posted by: Anonymous


Why is everyone focusing more on the fact that the picture is photoshopped(which is obvious)than whether or not he got her number, which is what the story is really about? In my opinion, he probably was just working the room being friendly and talking to different people and the NY Daily News is just trying to make something out of nothing. People magazine had a report of Shakira and Penelope being at his after-party a few days after it happened and it mentioned something along the lines of he spoke to her, but nothing about getting her number.

Posted by: DJ


That picture is doctored.. look at the extra hand in there with the blue fingernail polish.. really I expected more then that

Posted by: Anonymous


COOL!!! John Mayer has a hand coming out of his stomach!!! he even paints it's nails purple!!! I always knew he was too ugly to be human!!! he is an alien!!!

Posted by: Anonymous


as a photographer this is fucking lame as hell. remember when photographs used to capture moments? now people like you create moments that never happened using photoshop. get a real job. sheesh.

Posted by: Anonymous


here's the original picture..the one without John Mayer..it's only penelope and shakira.

http://www.hola.com/galeria-de-imagenes.html?imagen=/cine/2007/06/11/penelope-shakira/imgs/shakira-penelope1a.jpg

Posted by: Anonymous


very nice fake photo x17 online! i am sure you could have done it better!

Posted by: Anonymous


no ARDA penelope cruz ya!

i'm tired about her xP

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