parisssss what are you doing ?!!!!! lol david the first

O no, she can´t buy 4 children!
She´s crazy.

i was going to type "FIRST!!... now what? do i get a prize?" - 'cuz people who post 'FIRST' are lame!! lol!

but not david 'cuz he actually COMMENTED before doing so, lol!

As crazy as Britney!
She must not buy other peoples kids. Not 4!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

if your going to take some pictures, let see some beaver shots dammit. come on already!

I wonder: can a person who has been in prison adopt kids, according to California laws?

She looks like a horse faced hag. Mark my words, many marriages,divorces and loads of plastic surgery for this hag.

She looks like a horse faced hag. Mark my words, many marriages,divorces and loads of plastic surgery for this hag.

that guy is HOT!

She really needs a babysitter for herself.

HAHAH anonymous @ 6:22am.. yes, he is!!!

Go marry 50 cent!!

X17 X17 X17: you can sue Justin T. for going straight forward, smashing a photogr. That was rude and he owe you 6000$.

X17, I am disappointed in you.

Here was a chance to get a good upskirt shot. You blew it!!

Paris looks good and she sure is limber LOL!

Guess she forgot her keys but that does NOT make her crazy, you judgemental bitches.

And she is NOT adopting 4 kids - the tabloids made up that story.

Get over yourselves already!

my children,
america has entered the chapter of revelation! open your eyes!! this isn´t a jok. look for the beast who is rising( the besat stands for a new superpower), riden by a drunken woman( christian symbol for church)!!!

the old testament book of daniel reveals prophecies of the end-time—recorded, but sealed.

you can also look on youtube ( who is the beast of revelation), but there are also a lot of books!! america is in great danger, there will be a thrid world war soon!! open your eyes my friends!!!

my children,
america has entered the chapter of revelation! open your eyes!! this isn´t a jok. look for the beast who is rising( the besat stands for a new superpower), riden by a drunken woman( christian symbol for church)!!!

the old testament book of daniel reveals prophecies of the end-time—recorded, but sealed.

you can also look on youtube ( who is the beast of revelation), but there are also a lot of books!! america is in great danger, there will be a thrid world war soon!! open your eyes my friends!!!

Nice dress, nice bod.
FYI, Paris never was in prison, she was only in Jail on a traffic violation.
And she doesn't want to adopt four kids or do anything else people make up.

ahah too funny!
that man looks old

Paris will always be rich and thin while haters will always be fat and poor.

To bad she didn't bust her ass falling off that gate!

Lol! That's so funny!

Love her! She's so athletic! I want to give her anal.

Cute pics of cute Paris.

But why get excited. It's her parent's house, so what's the big deal.

Sooooo, and where is the new guy Paris is supposedly seeing? That shit is all made up.

Ah!! Paris! What fun. She always has fun. full of mischief. No wonder people are attracted to her (apart from the great looks and nice bod).

Paris RULES!

She knows how to live her life in perfect balance.

Work,play, and now she added charity work.

Paris is the greatest!

No matter what disgruntled jealous people try to say about her, it's just sour grapes.

Love her! She's so athletic! I want to give her anal.

Paris is so funny - she has great joie de vivre and I love her for that!

The girl next to her in the black dress is
Melissa Keller who happens to be
ADRIAN GRENIERS GIRLFRIEND!!
SO I guess it is true, Paris and Adrian are not an item.

The girl next to her in the black dress is
Melissa Keller who happens to be
ADRIAN GRENIERS GIRLFRIEND!!
SO I guess it is true, Paris and Adrian are not an item.

Britney won't lose her kids!
Brit's body guard is a low life who is just trying to get even because he was fired!
Gloria Allred is an attention whore who always tries to interject herself into cases. These are evil people.

She looks like a poorly conceived drag queen...it's no wonder "joie de vivre" Paris is the darling of so many actual queens....

I don't get this trend of grown women hand-holding like they can't walk on their own. It is sooo stupid.

I LOVE the fifth picture! Paris, you haave really beautiful sexy legs and your body is really hot in that dress!Somebody missed a good upskirt picture here. i love paris...............

ahhh...excuse me but you're a low class bum and i will not marry you....i can marry who i want to! besides, you're only after my money and all you think about is kinky sex AND STOP STEALING MY PANTIES,..!

LOL what? No keys to the rents house?? I think I would have went home rather than scale the fence LOL!

FYI: Paris is not adopting. it was all rumour. love you paris!!

Good GAWD, look at the size of Paris' shoes - their bigger than that bloke's. She's got some massive feet. Methinks she's an alien.

yup she's size 11

ga zo door!

hahahaha
I suddenly started to LIKE Paris for this!

"I suddenly started to LIKE Paris for this! "
Posted by: Gabrielle

you started to like paris for what?

"you started to like paris for what?"
Posted by: Anonymous

For just climbing over the gate in front of everyone in stead of going somewhere else...

SHE WAS IN JAIL,

WELL IT DID NOT CHANGE HER MIND AT ALL.

ah...i see....ok gabrielle but the question is why do you like paris for doing this?

tokio man 6:56 stick your Art Bell bullshit prophecies up your ahss-hore, phaeggot sonn....

Bigfoot sure can climb

"you started to like paris for what?"
Posted by: Anonymous

For just climbing over the gate in front of everyone in stead of going somewhere else...

So what.. even if she's given her boyfriend a head... it's her fucking business

So what.. even if she's given her boyfriend a head... it's her fucking business

SHE IS FANTASTIC!!!!

LOVE YOU PARIS, AMO VC DEMAISSS!!!!

i'll never tell

I remember those days, getting locked out of your own yard...back in the day

that first pic....those silver boats would fit him

Paris you're stupid

Paris you're stupid

Paris is very smart.

Well SHE IS A MONKEY anyway, it's just natural for them to climb fences and eat shit out of peoples ass!

SO SEE! SHE NOT ONLY IS A MONLEY, THIS SHOULD EXPLAIN HER MONKEY FACED LOOK AS WELL!

Monkey see - "Monkey" do!!

Brains, beauty and style. What a lady!

WOW!!! Paris ready for Olympic Games!! She wipe Her competitors off the face of the Earth!!!

...and one more time, Paris is the holiday that is always with us!!! :)

No, I will not sit on your face Mr. "Marry me Marry Me Marry Me Marry Me Marry Me ". You are the last guy on earth, I would not marry you. I am not that kind of a girl. You should be ashammed of yourself!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Prison break?

Fantastic girl!
I love Paris!
She´s the best!
Bitch baby in total control of herself!
Adorable!
Hot Bitch Lifestyle!
I would love to be like Paris!
Love you Paris! So much and forever

At least she has fun whats the point of getting up in the morning if ur not gonna have a fucking great day.Its not like shes doing anything wrong climbing a gate to her own house the horror

At least she has fun whats the point of getting up in the morning if ur not gonna have a fucking great day.Its not like shes doing anything wrong climbing a gate to her own house the horror

....i'm still in love with her

x

At least she has fun whats the point of getting up in the morning if ur not gonna have a fucking great day.Its not like shes doing anything wrong climbing a gate to her own house the horror

....i'm still in love with her

x

....i'm still in love with her

x

Thank God she was wearing underwear.

Paris, do you ever come on here??????

i didnt see any underwear; could it mean she wasnt wearing any underwear?...

Yes she does, she used to post under her old AIM screenname before the screenname was leaked. She posted on perez also.

i never see her post under the name Paris...

...those guys that get Paris to write back to them; they must be living a dream life or something; i wonder if they ever have dreams about her?. It would be really great to be able to have a conversation with the real Paris...!!

Paris is echt meeeeeeeeega geil!

11:48??

It would probably be a FUCKING NIGHTMARE knowing she has your digits!!

WHY DO PEOPLE THINK WONKY MONKEY IS SEXY?? BECAUSE SHE IS PROUD DISEASED SLUT LIKE PAM ANDERSON!!

Hoezo dronken? Ik kom dat hek nuchter nog niet eens over.

"It would probably be a FUCKING NIGHTMARE knowing she has your digits!!"

what does "digits" mean? phone number?
it'd be like so great to have Paris phone me and we talk about whatever...ohmygodsssssssssssssssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

^^^^ok look dude, i know about you; your friends said that the last time a girl phoned you; you gave the phone to your mom bc you were tooooooooooo scared to talk to this gorgeous babe on the phone-chicken chicken bac bac bac bac.........................

she's totally insance

No it would not be a FUCKING NIGHTMARE, it would be a FUCKING DREAM. Paris, do you want to phone me tonight? ok, lalala it'd probably go like this and then be put on THHE SIMPLE LIFE;
me-hello
paris-hello, superstud,
me-OHMYGOD!!PARIS HILTON!! AGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
paris-calm down
me -sure.
paris-so what's up
me-nothin. you?
paris-just got back from the oscars. now im goin out again where the famous people go.
me-oh.
paris-what should we talk about?
me-well, you is beauty, and have nice clothes.
paris-ya. thanks. thanks al ot for that.
me-can you tell me some secret stuff?
paris-sure...************************************************************************************************************************
me-interesting.
paris-well, i gotta go shopping with nicky now; so i'll talk to you soon.
me-ok, bye.
paris-ok, bye.

^^^^^i see the government has cut funding for the cock-a-dooda-dooos in the nuthouse again...

classy and mature as always...

id still do her

id still do her

1:34;

UMMMM WTF???

CRACK IS WHACK, DUDE!!!

PLEASE USE YOUR LEFT OVER MINUTES TO CALL A SHRINK INSTEAD!!

why the world hates America.

Why America HATES America!!!

People always want to take a picture with a FREAK OF NATURE! Isn't that what they do at the Circus (with the midgets, the 3 leged men, the bearded woman etc....)??!!

Paris is a JOKE and everyone is laughing AT HER NOT WITH HER!

Even Osama wouldn't waste bombs on this bitch!!

She is an enabler and a distructive person of other people's lives - she is the reason others are forced into rehab!

SHE IS PURE EVIL!!! SENT BY THE DEVIL!!

I couldn't stand Paris, but I like her a little more now after this. That is so funny to see her going over the fence. No wonder she was under such heavy security while in jail, because they knew she was capable of a prison break lol.

She is hilarious. Was there no one in the house she could call to let her in? Or are her parents trying to keep her out lol

So nice to see those beautiful legs and arms in action! Kind of like redlining a Ferrari!

Paris is so cool.

And to think that haters couldn't even climb up that front door even if they tried.
My sides are splitting I'm laughing so hard

WOW what a lithe body.

Paris is so HOT.

Looks like the dogs ate her underwear again, the poor dear.

wheres the video???

TAKE OFF THIS BLUE CONTACT LENSES... WHEN YOU APPEARD WITHOUT IT, YOU WERE SO BEAUTIFUL WITH NATURAL EYE COLOR!!!

IT'S A SHAME THAT WASN'T AN ELECTRIFIED FENCE!

BIRD WOMAN OF ALCATRAZ

Ohhh...Paris,Paris....:)))))

F*** all of you ... she is just living her life maybe you should try it too.

In holland we do mor crazy stuff and nobody gives a shit. ... american crazy people...

F*** all of you ... she is just living her life maybe you should try it too.

In holland we do mor crazy stuff and nobody gives a shit. ... american crazy people...

Paris,
Your best picture's you find on www.house-of-fun.nl

I sincerely hope this woman has to work some day. Preferably in Prison.

funckin ho!

hallo allemaal kunnen jullie nederlands lezen?
i am good at dutch!:)

whahha

check out these photo's at www.zomoetdat.nl paris is still climbing i see :)

super joh, laat dat vrouwtje toch lekker haar gang gaan. Wie is nog nooit dronken thuis gekomen? Ik kom ook wel is zo dronken thuis en shit de sleutel kwijt. Dus LEEF gewoon!!!

hallo fred gaan we nog bieren vanavond

Paris, your a complete twat! call me!
Ash

Hey... now Paris Hilton and Melissa Keller are hanging out together? All of Adrian Grenier's "Just Friends" are hanging out together? I'm so confused

God would you all just shut the fuc* up damn paris has a life too what you all never climb a fence or 2 in your life what i think is that all of you are a$$ holes leave paris alone you all just gealous cuz you can't walk around and have any guy you want or have any of her have none of her$$$$$$$$$$$$$4$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ later you all just dirt to me pease

God would you all just shut the fuc* up damn paris has a life too what you all never climb a fence or 2 in your life what i think is that all of you are a$$ holes leave paris alone you all just gealous cuz you can't walk around and have any guy you want or have any of her have none of her$$$$$$$$$$$$$4$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ later you all just dirt to me pease

Wow Paris with the girl with the ridiculous dress black and white (Melissa Keller) is a EX GIRLFRIEND of Adrian Grenier, is weird, maybe they are friends, because Adrian Didn't want any of them. jajajaja

Wow Paris with the girl with the ridiculous dress black and white (Melissa Keller) is a EX GIRLFRIEND of Adrian Grenier, is weird, maybe they are friends, because Adrian Didn't want any of them. jajajaja

Wow Paris with the girl with the ridiculous dress black and white (Melissa Keller) is a EX GIRLFRIEND of Adrian Grenier, is weird, maybe they are friends, because Adrian Didn't want any of them. jajajaja

Adrian gave up, and broke up with the ugly Melissa Keller, now Melissa Keller is a Girlfriend of Paris Hilton, both are so nasty, and ugly's...

Adrian gave up, and broke up with the ugly Melissa Keller, now Melissa Keller is a Girlfriend of Paris Hilton, both are so nasty, and ugly's...

Adrian gave up, and broke up with the ugly Melissa Keller, now Melissa Keller is a Girlfriend of Paris Hilton, both are so nasty, and ugly's...

eww that bitch was a girlfriend of adrian grenier? i dont think so, she is so ugly and she look so old, she look like my grandmother, this is not true, is a rumor and gossip.

eww that bitch was a girlfriend of adrian grenier? i dont think so, she is so ugly and she look so old, she look like my grandmother, this is not true, is a rumor and gossip.

It's not true, adrian grenier is single he dating with many girls, melissa wanted to be the girlfriend, but adrian only want be a friend with her, nothing more. sorry for her, but she is happy with paris.

It's not true, Adrian is single he dating with many girls, Melissa wanted to be the girlfriend, but adrian only want be a friend with her, nothing more.

It's not true, adrian grenier is single he dating with many girls, melissa wanted to be the girlfriend, but adrian only want be a friend with her, nothing more. sorry for her, but she is happy with paris.

MELISSA KELLER IS A FUTURE WHITE TRASH LIKE BRITNEY, HAHAHA.

I lost any respect for melissa keller, because she is a new bitch of paris hilton eww. Adrian deserve someone better.

Even her parents didn't want her around, they locked the gate and made sure she didn't have a key