Samantha Ronson Reveals Bruised Face Following Bike Accident
Posted on Mon Apr 11th, 2011 12:50pm PDT By X17 Staff

Samantha Ronson has posted this photo and the following message on Twitter:
- "Let this be a lesson... if you have a driver's license you probably don't need to be on a bmx bike."
SamRo adds, "Wear a helmet kids!!!"
Lindsay's ex reportedly had finished a gig at The Brig in Venice, and while riding her bike coming home, a car crashed into her.
Looks nasty, but we're glad she's okay.
Read what Samantha posted about being stuck at home ... after the jump.
- literally- woke up this morning with my eyebrow stuck to my pillow and my fat lip trying to swallow my face ... someone asked me the other day what ice cream i would want if i was stuck at home with only one flavour- i think i’m going to have to go with sorbet, coz you can’t drink cookies and cream through a straw, as i have since found out. chicken soup and ensure are about my only choices, yup i am officially 87.
smoking cigarettes out of the corner of my mouth (the corner without the swelling) and obsessing over my swollen left eye that i’m sure is going to seal shut for life… at least that’s what I told my doctor to convince him to make a house call today. so far it’s working, i don’t care if he thinks i’m an insane hypochondriac, my vanity is overtaking everything else and i can’t really watch tv or play video games with one and a quarter eyes, so i’m f***ing bored. bored, bored, bored, bored, bored.
my mother always says “only boring people get bored†well, it’s official I am crazy boring. but i also look so fucked up that my sweet assistant feels bad enough to work on a saturday/sunday and bring me food etc. so much jerry’s deli yesterday i am no longer being picky and will eat anything that can fill my stomach enough to take a painkiller.
the moral of this story, f**k exercise. and bmx bikes are for kids who have far less height to fall.