Kanye West needs just shut the hell up -- because we have a feeling that Kris Jenner is just itching to throw you in a hospital.

Last night, the bizarre rapper had a night out at 1OAK, which could have been fun but it turned into a sh*tshow, when Kanye grabbed a microphone and just started screaming about various things like how Taylor Swift totally consented to his saying they might have sex (suuure she did) and how nobody's put a finger up his booty hole -- umm we think the lady doth protest too much! Stop talking about fingers in your bum bum -- because all the protesting does is make us you think you've had a sh*tload (pun intended) of digits in your anus!

Apparently, Kanye's screaming rant went on for a good 30 minutes -- but we could only stomach/hear about a minute of it, because dude sounds craaaay ...

In addition to the club attack, the mad man once again took in the middle of the night to write an epic tirade on Tuesday night. This time he aimed his displeasure at Canadian super producer Bob Ezrin, who has worked with Lou Reed, Alice Cooper, Kiss, Pink Floyd, Peter Gabriel, and Phish.

Yeezy attacked Ezrin after the producer wrote a critique of the controversial rapper in the Lefsetz newsletter.

Ezrin wrote, "Unlike other creators in his genre like Jay Z, Tupac, Biggie [Smalls] or even M.C. Hammer for that matter, it’s unlikely that we’ll be quoting too many of Kanye’s songs 20 years from now. He didn’t open up new avenues of public discourse like NWA, or introduce the world to a new art form likeGrandmaster Flash, or even meaningfully and memorably address social issues through his music like Marshall [Eminem], Macklemore and Kendrick [Lamar]."

The producer continued, “Instead Kanye’s greatest achievements have been in the form of excessive behavior, egomaniacal tantrums and tasteless grandstanding. What he is a true artist at is living his life out loud — and shoving it down the throats of the rest of us whether we give a s--t or not. He’s like that flasher who interrupts a critical game by running naked across the field. Is that art?”

Clearly Kanye was not into such bold remarks. After littering the social media site with constant crazy tweets, Kim Kardashian's husband had taken a slight break from the obsessive updated but emerged from his three-day Twitter break to go on the war path.

The 38-year-old decided to fire off at Ezrin's comments, saying that that no one knew who he was, tweeting at Ezrin that that his kids are probably ashamed of him (hey Kanye, I thought we weren't bringing people's kids into the battle after you the Wiz Khalifa/Amber Rose drama?), and also taking aim at Macklemore and dragging Taylor Swift (aka you know who) into things again.

Someone needs to break Kanye West's phone -- or his thumbs so that he can't tweet.

Has anybody ever heard of Bob Ezrin???

— KANYE WEST (@kanyewest) February 24, 2016

I’m tired of old people that have no connection with anything trying to comment on music!

— KANYE WEST (@kanyewest) February 24, 2016

Do something relevant… Please don’t speak on me bro ever again!!!

— KANYE WEST (@kanyewest) February 24, 2016

Your kids are ashamed of their dad… Sorry for speaking about kids… but could you imagine if you were Bob Ezrin’s kids…

— KANYE WEST (@kanyewest) February 24, 2016

I’m so sorry for them… I will send them free Yeezys to make up for the embarrassment that you have caused your family!

— KANYE WEST (@kanyewest) February 24, 2016

Bro you said Macklemore was more important musically than me… no offense to Macklemore, he’s a nice human being!

— KANYE WEST (@kanyewest) February 24, 2016

it’s guys like you that run companies and don’t invest in Ye even if I’m your kid’s idol!!!

— KANYE WEST (@kanyewest) February 24, 2016

I made Dark Fantasy and Watch the Throne in one year and wasn’t nominated for either and you know who has 2 albums of the year.

— KANYE WEST (@kanyewest) February 24, 2016

Ezrin I truly feel sorry for your friends and family that they have had to suffer an idiot like you for so many years…

— KANYE WEST (@kanyewest) February 24, 2016

She's got friends in high places!

Kate Hudson debuted her new healthy living book Pretty Happy last night at a launch party held at Gracias Madre in West Hollywood, and she got tons of support from all her celeb friends! Nicole Richie, Jessica Alba, Jennifer Meyer, and Molly Sims were just a few of the many faces that got decked out to toast the actress' latest project, but noticeably absent was the blonde beauty's boy toy Nick Jonas!

"There are a lot of boys in our families. [My mother and I] need that energy with each other. I pretty much talk to her every day. I can't really go a week. I've gone a week, but it's super rare," the mother-of-two explained of her need for female energy.

The bubbly blonde probably needs her girlfriends to lean on more than ever, considering her "Jealous" crooner love interest stepped out the other night with another chick.

She's definitely got the most powerful squad in tinseltown!

Kourtney Kardashian enjoyed some one-on-one time with son Mason Disick, on Tuesday. The pair were coming off an evening of celebrating Kourt's dad Robert Kardashian, at a party honoring the late attorney's birthday.

There was a surprise guest at the dinner, hosting at mom Kris Jenner's house -- no, not Robert Kardashian's ghost ... Scott Disick! Kourt's estranged baby daddy reconnected with the family after his recent ostracization. The supposed rehabbed hard-partyer was recently spotted drinking and enjoying the clubs in NYC during fashion week, according to reports. But now, is he back in the Kardashians' good graces?

Doubtful ... maybe Kourtney was just giving him some time with the kids. Seems like those two are DUNZO!

Girls just wanna have fun 😉 Never released a video for this song... so decided to do a little tease on Instagram instead… enjoy!!

A video posted by Britney Spears (@britneyspears) on Feb 23, 2016 at 8:18am PST

She's 34 years old and she's still got it! Check out Britney's abs, y'all! The singer posted some teaser clips on Instagram, on Tuesday, for her single "Breathe On Me," which never had a music video. Apparently it'll be getting one!

Britney Spears had some painted-on tattoos and some seriously real abs, wearing a black bikini and long hair extensions for the sexy clip. Tell us what you think? Is Britney back, bitch?!

No wonder they broke up!

Khloe Kardashian has been relatively quiet about the reason she called it quits with James Harden, but she just let the cat out of the bag on Kocktails with Khloe that the basketball star cheated on her!

"You know, I just don't want to put up with people that—you want to be monogamous, but then you're not monogamous. I'm not into, like, I've always said, you know, it's long distance, it's this or that, I've always said we don't need to be monogamous. Like, you know, there's a lot of s--t going on in both of our lives. You live in Houston, I live in L.A., like let's just—let's see each other when we see each other. Like, why wouldn't you say, 'OK. thats great?' No, instead [of] you know forcing a relationship, let's be committed, Let's be committed..." she explained.

"He wanted that. I was, I mean I wanted it, but I wanted to be realistic. I was like, you know what, it's unfair. I'm working so much right now, you're in Houston, let me just say, we don't need to be committed. Nope. He sought me out, he wanted to be committed, and you know, then wasn't committed, so KoKo had to let him go-go. I was like great, this guy's in it for the long haul, let's do it. Uh, found out he wasn't, and I got the receipts to prove it," she added.

James Harden's an idiot, because look what he's missing out on! We caught Khloe doing some shopping at Saks Fifth Avenue in Beverly Hills today, and the reality star was looking hotter than ever! With a booty like this, she should have no problem finding a new man that won't cheat on her. Although, we wish she would just get back with Lamar already. Khlomar forever!

It's already been done . @kinggoldchains #KingGoldChains #Tyga #LamboLuxury

A video posted by Latest Snapchats By TYGA (@tygasnaps) on Feb 22, 2016 at 4:03pm PST

Leave it up to this idiot to chime in!

Tyga is jumping to girlfriend Kylie Jenner's defense in her ongoing feud with his ex Blac Chyna, but nobody asked the rapper for his opinion in the first place! His teenage lady love and his baby mama have fought over literally everything, from wig colors to selfies to watches, and this time around they're at each other over a cooking show! Yes, you read that right...

The lip kit mogul decided to do a new cooking segment for her app, which caused the former stripper to lose it because she already has cooking videos that she posts to a designated Instagram page. Blac then put Kylie on blast for being a copycat, and T-Raww jumped in to declare that nothing anyone ever does is original!

"It’s 2016. 2016. Motherf***ers gotta stop acting like they invented every motherf***ing thing out here,” the rapper preached, while recording a video of himself on Snapchat. “And n***as need to start showing love to motherf***ers. Because this s**t is getting disrespectful out here. Because everything’s already been done! Everything that you’re doing, everything that this person is doing, or the next person — somebody already did it!" he ranted in a Snapchat video.

"You know, if somebody got your attention and you acknowledge what a person is doing, you gotta show love,” he continued. “You gotta show some type of respect. Because nine times out of ten, that same person might be the motherf***er that help your a**," he added.

We just got dumber. Thanks guys.

6 months in the making. Thanks @bryanrandolph for absolutely blowing my mind with this one! Woooo hooooo!!!!

A photo posted by Adam Levine (@adamlevine) on Feb 22, 2016 at 4:05pm PST

Now that's one serious tatt!

Inked-up singer Adam Levine showed off some serious skin art on Monday. The Maroon 5 frontman showcased his newly completed back tattoo, which features a mermaid holding a skull and various other images.

Along with that image, Adam wrote, "6 months in the making. Thanks @bryanrandolph for absolutely blowing my mind with this one! Woooo hooooo!!!!"

The mythological back art was done by Bryan Randolph of Spider Murphy's Tattoo in San Rafael, Calif.

Kaley Cuoco stopped by The Ellen DeGeneres Show and talked with Ellen about her hit show The Big Bang Theory reaching 200 episodes -- as well as her divorce from husband Ryan Sweeting.

Kaley confirmed that she'd been going through a hard time, "Yes, I’m getting divorced. You know, last year was very bizarre and we all go through really weird ups and downs."

The actress also lamented she was only married for a year and a half. During the interview, Kaley also admitted that she'd decided to get her wedding date tattooed across her back and now that they'd split, she'd inked a very large tattoo of a moth on her back to cover up the date.

It appears as though, contrary to popular belief, tattoos aren't forever -- and neither is marriage.

Despite the hardships, the bubble blonde said she feels like she's on the upswing. "You know, so I already feel like 2016 is going to be a much better year than 2015. And you know, it’s been rough, but things are going good. I’m much, much better now. I’m in a much better place than I was," said Kaley.

We are glad to hear that, lady!