Kim Kardashian's butt, boobs and crying face have been forever immortalized in an new app. The reality TV star announced on Sunday that she's launching her new emoji app today, Kimoji, and the Internet is once again exploding because of Kimmy K's booty.

The mom of two celebrated getting 55 million Instagram followers by her announcement on Sunday. Along with the news, Kimbo tweeted some snaps teasing fans of what Kim-tastic emojis are to come.

Waist training, pole dancing, face contouring are all part of the the Kimoji line of emojis.

Kimoji isn't available for purchase yet -- but we have a feeling legions of selfie-obsessed fans will be snapping up the app as soon as it's available later today.

It's official!

Zayn Malik posted his first Instagram with girlfriend Gigi Hadid, on Sunday, and boy are fans eating it up and cursing the couple with equal zeal!

The former One Direction singer, 22, is seen cuddling the 20-year-old supermodel. Gigi's squeezing her man's face and puckering for the camera.

Fans' comments ranged from "OMG, I love them so much my heart hurts." to "She went from Cody to Joe to Zayn in a hot minute!" to the occasional, simple "Daaamn."

Gigi and Zayn first started dating a month ago as they made appearances together at LA nightclubs, hand-in-hand. Since then, the couple has kept their relationship fairly private, so this social media posting marks a significant step in their relationship ... right?

Basically, there's no such thing as keeping up with the Kardashians - no one can do it but them!

These ladies schedules are just jam-packed with facials, shopping, workouts and Starbucks and no one, I mean NO ONE can fit in quite as much as they do in a single day, people!

We caught up with Kourtney at the studio -- putting in some hours at work. Kris went for a facial at the family facialist at Epione Spa. Her b-friend Corey arrived to pick her up (soooo sweet -- he's basically her Uber and her security details rolled into one ... oh, and lover, too). Kylie was out shopping with a pal and did NOT want to be photographed. And Khloe and Kendall met up for some lunch at Nate 'n Al's after KhloKhlo did her daily workout and grabbed some coffee.

Meanwhile, the missing sis Kim is home celebrating the birth of son Saint, but also celebrating having reached the milestone of 55 million followers on Instagram. How'd she celebrate? With a selfie, or course!

All in a day's work, y'all ... all in a day's work!

Decked out in a booby-baring costume, with plastic vagina, Miley Cyrus joined forces with PETA spokesperson Pam Anderson on stage at her Dead Petz concert in LA, on Saturday night, to call for an end to whales being held in captivity. But of course!

Miley also donned a prosthetic penis at one point and dressed as a stick of butter. Her stage show appears to be heavily influenced by pal Jeff Beacher's Madhouse show which Miley attended frequently during its run at the Roosevelt Hotel in Hollywood -- where midgets, drag queens and burlesque dancers were the order of the day.

Miley's latest single is called "BB talk" on her fifth studio album, Miley Cyrus and Her Dead Petz, featuring Flaming Lips singer Wayne Coyne -- Cyrus' BFF.

It makes perfect sense that Miley would promote a cause during her performance and even more sense that she'd do it topless and with the former Baywatch babe. But hey, more power to 'em! (Click on the gallery below to see the NSFW pix!)

Chris Brown isn't exactly settling down, but he certainly seems to be at least temporarily out of the dating scene. Brown hit the clubs Friday night, meeting up with some friends and, for the most part, staying away from the ladies. Daughter Royalty has filled a spot in his heart so that now he doesn't need b*tches and hoes on the daily, right? That doesn't stop him from singing about his sexual escapades, however.

The singer isn't just colab'ing with pal Scott Disick in his new video for "Picture Me Rollin'," he's actually rollin' in real life with the ousted Kardashian baby daddy -- the pair were spotted in Chris' red Lambo last night at 1Oak. Guess that unusual friendship's for real!

Mariah Carey and boyfriend James Packer hit the shops in Aspen, on Saturday, as they took their romance 8000 feet high!

The diva just wrapped her All I Want For Christmas Is You concert series in New York and headed west for her annual Colorado trip. The media magnate was along for the ride and trailed a few steps behind Mariah as she navigated the snowy streets.

Carey posted this sweet snap in front of the couple's Christmas tree at their mountain-high retreat. We're not sure which looks more awesome ... the ski chalet or Mariah!

Khloe Kardashian knows how to turn heads!

After debuting her beautiful bum in a sexy naked photo shoot, Khloe hit the studio in Los Angeles on Friday and showed off some serious cleavage in a low cut top. Khloe was at the studio until it was dark out, so we're dying to know what kept her there so long. Perhaps round after round of questions about her love life? We're guessing there may have been a few Q's about little brother Rob, too.

And maybe some about boyfriend James Harden? As you know, Khloe was slammed by internet troll who accused her of being the reason the NBA star hasn't been playing well lately. Khloe's response? "Suck my d*ck and my balls,” she wrote on Twitter. “Someone’s trying to give me too much power. But my p*ssy is f*cking powerful bro, let me tell you that.” Well then!

Er, boy friend.

On Friday Joe Simpson and companion Jonathan Keith went shopping at the Topanga Mall, and from Joe's facial expression to the printed tunic he's wearing, we just can't even. Maybe daughter Jessica will hook her pops up with some new threads for the holidays?