What on Earth is she talking about?!

Jessica Simpson appeared to be under the influence of some sort of substance during an appearance on HSN on Thursday, and viewers were quick to point that out on social media! The 35-year-old rambled and seemed unsteady on her feet for the 2+ hour program, and her bizarre behavior was more than her usual zany antics.

This isn't the first time the fashion mogul has been accused of being drunk on live TV, and reports have been circulating for a while now that her friends and family want her to check-in to rehab to deal with her issues. "Jessica's drinking has gotten out of control, and she uses Adderall as a diet drug ... One minute she's fine and the next minute she's talking nonsense and acting all crazy," a source previously dished to Life & Style.

How embarrassing!

Well this is embarrassing!

Scott Disick partied it up at The Nice Guy in Hollywood last night, and when the father-of-three made his exit, he appeared to be so tipsy that he needed assistance from the bouncer to make it to his car. The troubled TV star rambled incoherently as he stumbled to his ride, and he didn't recognize two chicks that were waiting in the back seat to go home with him. "This does not look good for anybody," he blurted out when he noticed the cameras catching him leaving with the ladies. The Lord appears to be in a massive downward spiral since his split from Kourtney Kardashian!

It doesn't sound like the reality star is going to take LD back this time, either! "They’re amicable for their kids, but Kourtney is officially done," a source dished to Us Weekly. "It’s hard for her, but she’s moving in the right direction," the source added.

As for the party boy dad, he wishes things were different but he's not willing to be a mature adult. "Scott misses his family, but it’s not enough to motivate him to change," the insider revealed.

Get this guy to rehab ASAP!

She just wants to look good for ya, good for ya!

Selena Gomez caught a flight out of LAX today, and the singer must have known she was going to have her picture taken, because she sexed it up in a low cut top that showed off her perfect cleavage! She doesn't seem like the type to get implants, but her boobs seem suspiciously perky...

The "Come & Get It" songstress has been suffering from a terminal case of Bieber fever for years now, but it sounds like she's trying to take a break with romance all together for the time being. "Finding somebody is not my main focus. I've dated people. I've been on a few dates, which is really exciting. But I've never wanted to get into anything serious, because I kind of did that. I have my guard up. I like to meet people in organic settings. Hanging out with a group of people and meeting through mutual people," she recently confessed to Elle.

Rumors have been swirling that the brunette beauty is secretly dating Nick Jonas, and if that's true, The Biebs is bound to be jealous!

It's Carter family vacation time!

Beyonce, Jay Z, and their three-year-old Blue Ivy have been enjoying some quality time together off the coast of Italy. And rest assured their picturesque romp blows your summer getaway to Lake Havasu out of the water.

Queen Bey just posted a slew off Instagrams from the dreamy Italian vacay and it didn't make us jealous at all. AT ALL.

The A-listers arrived in Naples, Italy, earlier in the week and quickly set sail on the Galactica Star, a luxurious yacht that costs a whopping $900,000 per week to charter, reports Us Weekly. The trio then made their way for Capri, and on to the Amalfi Coast before arriving at the island of Sardinia.

Hey B, will you adopt us?

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We hate to say it, but we believe her!

Tyga adamantly denied hooking up with transgender model Mia Isabella earlier this summer when reports (and penis pix!) first surfaced, but it sounds like he's a little liar! The brunette bombshell just revealed even more details about the nature of their relationship, and Kylie Jenner is bound to be disturbed by her account.

"We met through mutual friends. I received a text a few years ago saying he would love to personally meet me. I wasn’t sure if I should meet him, I was still in a relationship. We continued to talk as friends for months and became close as friends. He continued to pursue me for months after," she told Radar.

"After I had moved to LA, I became single and we continued our friendship until it DID become romantic and we dated steadily for a few years," she added.

So does Kylie know the whole truth?

“It’s her life and relationship and I feel any good woman will stand by her man in good times and bad, that’s how it’s supposed to be. To be honest I didn’t know anything about them dating nor would I have asked, as I was dating other people myself. It wasn’t like we were exclusive; our relationship had evolved into a close friendship more than anything else. I was devastated to wake up to the entire world crucifying us and outing me as former trans porn star to humiliate him publicly," she revealed.

T-Raww has learned nothing from the Kardashian clan! Has he ever heard of a confidentiality agreement?!

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Madge knows how to entertain!

Madonna put on quite the concert last night at Madison Square Garden in NYC, and J.Lo and boyfriend Casper Smart were just a few of the famous faces in attendance! The legendary singer performed a variety of her biggest hits, and earned rave reviews from concertgoers.

Comedian Amy Schumer served as the Queen of Pop's opening act, and had fans in hysterics from all her jokes. The Trainwreck star even jumped on stage to join the songstress while she belted out "Unapologetic B*tch."

We would die to see this show!

After months of teasing us with blood-curdling images, FX Network has finally released the first full-cast trailer for American Horror Story: Hotel and it's creepy AF.

The trailer includes spine-tingling images of Lady Gaga, Matt Bomer, Chloe Sevigny, Kathy Bates, Angela Bassett and more! Gaga appears at the very end of the 30-second clip, looking ghostly and decadent in white.

In the show, Gaga plays a several-hundred-year-old vampire, who just so happens to own the hotel and who also has 10 identical children, who also just so happen to be vampires too. That's one awkward family photo!

Guests can start checking in to AHS: Hotel beginning on Wednesday, Oct. 7 at 10 p.m. ET on FX.

What do naked Pamela Anderson, a trash can, stripper heels and a whole tub of glitter have to do with each other? Not sure -- but it makes for quite a feast for the eyeballs in the new issue of Flaunt magazine. It also sounds like just another Saturday night for the former Baywatch babe!

Pam served up the sexy for the mag's cover, photographed by famed photographer, David LaChapelle, and she's definitely still banging at the ripe old age of 48.

They say a picture is worth 1,000 words but there's not enough words to describe this racy snap!

You guys remember a couple years ago when Pam cut off her hair into a bob and covered up her tatas in an attempt to do her best Donna Reed impression? Yeah looks like Pam forgot about that too ... thank God! This is the way we like seeing the buxom blonde -- on her knees.