It's Carter family vacation time!

Beyonce, Jay Z, and their three-year-old Blue Ivy have been enjoying some quality time together off the coast of Italy. And rest assured their picturesque romp blows your summer getaway to Lake Havasu out of the water.

Queen Bey just posted a slew off Instagrams from the dreamy Italian vacay and it didn't make us jealous at all. AT ALL.

The A-listers arrived in Naples, Italy, earlier in the week and quickly set sail on the Galactica Star, a luxurious yacht that costs a whopping $900,000 per week to charter, reports Us Weekly. The trio then made their way for Capri, and on to the Amalfi Coast before arriving at the island of Sardinia.

Hey B, will you adopt us?

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A video posted by Beyoncé (@beyonce) on Sep 17, 2015 at 3:50pm PDT

We hate to say it, but we believe her!

Tyga adamantly denied hooking up with transgender model Mia Isabella earlier this summer when reports (and penis pix!) first surfaced, but it sounds like he's a little liar! The brunette bombshell just revealed even more details about the nature of their relationship, and Kylie Jenner is bound to be disturbed by her account.

"We met through mutual friends. I received a text a few years ago saying he would love to personally meet me. I wasn’t sure if I should meet him, I was still in a relationship. We continued to talk as friends for months and became close as friends. He continued to pursue me for months after," she told Radar.

"After I had moved to LA, I became single and we continued our friendship until it DID become romantic and we dated steadily for a few years," she added.

So does Kylie know the whole truth?

“It’s her life and relationship and I feel any good woman will stand by her man in good times and bad, that’s how it’s supposed to be. To be honest I didn’t know anything about them dating nor would I have asked, as I was dating other people myself. It wasn’t like we were exclusive; our relationship had evolved into a close friendship more than anything else. I was devastated to wake up to the entire world crucifying us and outing me as former trans porn star to humiliate him publicly," she revealed.

T-Raww has learned nothing from the Kardashian clan! Has he ever heard of a confidentiality agreement?!

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Madge knows how to entertain!

Madonna put on quite the concert last night at Madison Square Garden in NYC, and J.Lo and boyfriend Casper Smart were just a few of the famous faces in attendance! The legendary singer performed a variety of her biggest hits, and earned rave reviews from concertgoers.

Comedian Amy Schumer served as the Queen of Pop's opening act, and had fans in hysterics from all her jokes. The Trainwreck star even jumped on stage to join the songstress while she belted out "Unapologetic B*tch."

We would die to see this show!

After months of teasing us with blood-curdling images, FX Network has finally released the first full-cast trailer for American Horror Story: Hotel and it's creepy AF.

The trailer includes spine-tingling images of Lady Gaga, Matt Bomer, Chloe Sevigny, Kathy Bates, Angela Bassett and more! Gaga appears at the very end of the 30-second clip, looking ghostly and decadent in white.

In the show, Gaga plays a several-hundred-year-old vampire, who just so happens to own the hotel and who also has 10 identical children, who also just so happen to be vampires too. That's one awkward family photo!

Guests can start checking in to AHS: Hotel beginning on Wednesday, Oct. 7 at 10 p.m. ET on FX.

What do naked Pamela Anderson, a trash can, stripper heels and a whole tub of glitter have to do with each other? Not sure -- but it makes for quite a feast for the eyeballs in the new issue of Flaunt magazine. It also sounds like just another Saturday night for the former Baywatch babe!

Pam served up the sexy for the mag's cover, photographed by famed photographer, David LaChapelle, and she's definitely still banging at the ripe old age of 48.

They say a picture is worth 1,000 words but there's not enough words to describe this racy snap!

You guys remember a couple years ago when Pam cut off her hair into a bob and covered up her tatas in an attempt to do her best Donna Reed impression? Yeah looks like Pam forgot about that too ... thank God! This is the way we like seeing the buxom blonde -- on her knees.

This is not a very popular opinion!

Tom Brady is one of the few brave celebrities to publicly support Donald Trump's run for President, and the football star couldn't help but praise his pal during a locker room interview.

After reporters noticed the presidential hopeful's "Make America Great Again" cap in the quarterback's locker, they asked the athlete if he thinks Trump has what it takes to be the leader of the U.S. "I hope so. It would be great. There would be a putting green on the White House lawn, I’m sure of that," he remarked.

Maybe he should stick to sports and not get involved in politics!

Sorry, Alba -- King Kylie's comin' through!

Jessica Alba may be a multi-millionaire -- but that doesn't mean she isn't above getting shoved out of the way when a teen reality star exists the building.

The actress-turned-businesswoman was on Watch What Happens Live and talked to Andy Cohen about how she learned the hard way that Kylie Jenner fame had completely eclipsed her own.

The 34-year-old was clearly dismayed when she recounted that the night before she'd attended the Opening Ceremony show during New York Fashion Week, and got shoved out of the way by not one, but two of the 18-year-old reality star's bodyguards. The Love Guru described the incident as "shocking."

The mom of two looked like she was trying to be chipper about being "bodychecked" but was clearly miffed that Kylie's entourage pushed her out of the way. Andy asked if she'd gotten an apology from anyone from the Kardashian/Jenner camp had apologized to her? But Jessica said it's been radio silent on their end!

Meanwhile, Jessica seems to have landed safely back home in Los Angeles despite all the hubbub. The actress and her daughters landed at LAX last night and looked safe and sound.

Did her rapper beau put a ring on it?!

Kylie Jenner and Tyga returned from NYFW last night, and we couldn't help but notice a giant diamond sparkler on her wedding finger. She has worn it before, but now it seems she's trying to show it off!

The 18-year-old would do something like get hitched for publicity! If you believe the reports, the barely legal reality star is getting a big head from all the attention she's received in recent months. “Kylie’s head is getting a little big these days. She’s not used to all the attention she’s getting and she’s started trying to take all the credit. That gets on Kim’s nerves, she has to knock her back down to Earth sometimes and remind her who’s the original and who’s the protege," a sourced dished to Hollywood Life.

Let's hope she's not engaged, because that would be a huge mistake!