DUCT TAPE BIKINI 😂

A photo posted by Courtney A Stodden (@courtneyastodden) on Aug 20, 2015 at 2:31pm PDT

From sex tape to duct tape, Courtney Stodden is clearly a fan of all things tape related!

The chid bride-turned-public selfie-pleasurer posted this sure-to-be shared Instagram snap yesterday with the caption, "DUCT TAPE BIKINI" -- because that's what it is, folks, a duct tape bikini.

Good thing there's a possibility that the sexed-up teen may still be too young for pubes, because pulling that stuff off could prove to be pretty painful otherwise!

Maybe Court should head to Home Depot in this adhesive outfit to pick up some other house hardwares? We bet she'd make a slew of fun new friends!

Men everywhere rejoice!

Megan Fox has filed for divorce from Brian Austin Green, TMZ reports. This move comes just days after their separation became public. The actress cited "irreconcilable differences" as the reason for the split in the docs, and asked for joint physical and legal custody of the couple's two sons.

The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle star better be ready to pay up, because the couple didn't have a prenup, which means their assets will be divided 50/50. The brunette beauty makes significantly more than her estranged hubby, so she is expected to be ordered to pay spousal support as well. One thing that caught our attention? The actor is said to be suffering from a "mystery illness" that is draining on his resources.

Apparently things are "very amicable" between the two and they even continue to live under the same roof. The official separation date is listed as June 15th.

It's the summer of breakups!

Nothing like baby's first Bible sticker book!

Nori had a little in-flight Bible reading to do when the youngster was snapped carrying a "My Pretty Pink Bible Sticker Purse" book when our photogs caught the whole family boarding a private plane out of St. Barth on Friday morning, after a hurricane warning. Gotta get out ASAP!

According to Amazon, "My Pretty Pink Bible Sticker Purse is the latest title from this highly successful range of books for young girls, and is a natural progression from the inspirational additions My Pretty Pink Bible Purse and My Pretty Pink Prayer Purse. Children will love reading and learning about Bible stories by using the stickers to tell the famous Bible stories. Each story is beautifully illustrated by Lara Ede and its location in the Bible is referenced so children can find out where their favorite stories appear." It's both fun and inspirational!

While on the island, Kim and Kanye West's little princess had a blast boating, beaching and spending time with her aunts Kendall and Kylie Jenner, Kourtney and Khloe Kardashian, cousins Reign, Penelope, and Mason Disick, as well as grandmother Kris Jenner.

The Kardashian Klan was having a blast so we are a little surprised to see them leaving the island, where they rented out a $35K-a-week compound, so soon -- but when you're a famous reality star fam, you've got a life on the go!

For the flight out of St. Barth, Kimbo donned a black jumpsuit, paired with a floral overcoat. Kourtney, who was carrying Reign, opted for a maroon romper with Stella McCartney shoes. Khloe, who was toting around Penelope, sported a black dress and Isabel Marant sneakers.

That's basically chump change to this famous fam!

The Kardashians are already headed back from their vacay in St. Barth, but check out where they were staying on the island! Kim, Kourtney, Khloe, Kris, Kendall, and Kylie lived it up in the lap of luxury at this $35K-a-week villa, and it's basically our dream digs!

The contemporary residence, located in Lorient, is very secluded and private, and only a short walk to the beach. It boasts nine bedrooms and nine bathrooms, which is perfect for the K sisters. After all, they can't share bathrooms when they are trying to get all glammed up for a night on the town! The layout of the place is little wooden bungalows located under coconut trees, so you really get a Caribbean vibe. There is a large bar and dining area that opens out onto one of the two pools on the property. There is also a large sun deck that is perfect for getting your tan on!

The massive kitchen is professionally equipped and can be used to cook for large groups, but let's get real... they obviously had a private chef! Next to that is a media room with Apple TV, French and US satellite, and a stereo system.

The bedrooms are all slightly different in design, but they share certain features like four-poster king size beds and custom bathrooms. There is air conditioning and Wifi throughout. Kimmy K would never stay somewhere that didn't have Internet access so she could post endless sexy selfies! There are more than enough rooms for everybody to have their own, but something tells us Kylie and her boyfriend Tyga were more than happy to share!

It seems they all got a pretty good deal, considering during Thanksgiving and Christmas, the villa rents for a whopping $90K!

One Direction is leaving Zayn Malik in its dust!

The four-member boy band blasts off as sexy, space-loving NASA astronauts in the new music video for their single "Drag Me Down."

In the video that dropped early this morning, the British boys descended upon NASA's Space Center in Houston, Texas.

In the vid, Harry Styles plays around with a Robonaut, while Niall Horan, Liam Payne, and Louis Tomlinson all try out the Partial Gravity Simulator. It's good to be in 1D!

The group pulled a rogue movie released the single in the middle of the night on Spotify and iTunes without any advertising other than to tweet it. Niall said of the decision, "We couldn't wait for you to hear our new single, 'Drag Me Down,' so we released it early. We are so thankful for all of the support we've had, so we decided to release the song for all of our fans."

The guys seem to be thriving without Zayn, who left the band in March and recently nabbed a solo record deal with RCA. We still don't know the full story behind the swarthy singer's departure but we have a feeling he's gonna regret it!

Brits in L.A. unite!

Brooklyn and Romeo Beckham got together with Gordon Ramsay's kids Matilda and Jack for lunch yesterday in Brentwood, and the whole group took off on their $699 UWheel skateboards after their meal. How fun! It certainly seems like the toy company has been doing some celeb gifting, because in the last few weeks, we've caught everyone from Bieber to Wiz Khalifa on these funky devices.

While they were cruising the streets, the youngest of the bunch Harper was grabbing ice cream with her daddy David. She's so grown up! The little fashionista was rocking workout gear, but we doubt she hit the gym before indulging in her sweet treat.

We're surprised high schoolers everywhere aren't after Victoria Beckham's eldest son. Last time we checked, he was rumored to be dating Chloe Moretz, but if that's dunzo, we have a feeling he's got no shortage of admirers!

The Kardashian-Jenner family is currently living it up in St. Barth, and on Wednesday Kylie and Kendall Jenner hit the sea on a pair of jet skis, and the girls clearly had a blast.

Kendall hopped on her own wave runner while Kylie rode tandem with boyfriend Tyga, and Kourtney Kardashian and son Mason even got in on the action for a few minutes. Kendall seemed pretty confident zipping around, but Kylie looked a bit scared. Either that or she was worried about getting her hair stuck in her lip gloss...

Of course, before Kylie got wet and wild on the water, she struck a pose in this snakeskin-print bikini, which she clearly matched to her $900 custom Converse pumps. Seems like a more natural environment for the cosmetically-enhanced starlet, who turned 18 earlier this month. "Anaconda," she captioned the pic. Now that she's legal, you know Tyga's anaconda is getting some of this...

Not to be mean, but we kinda wonder when Gigi Hadid is going to dump Joe Jonas and upgrade to someone hotter and slightly more famous. I mean, not only is she a few inches taller than the middle JoBro, but she's a Sports Illustrated swimsuit model! No offense to Joe...

Despite the fact that we aren't completely sold on this romance, Joe and Gigi looked super into each other when they stepped out in Beverly Hills for a coffee date on Wednesday morning. From snapping selfies to the giggles, the two are clearly still in the honeymoon phase. And then some? They've only been dating for two months, but apparently Joe thinks the blonde bombshell is the one!

"Joe has been telling friends that he wants Gigi to be the mother of his children," an insider told Hollywood Life. “He is head over heels and hasn’t loved someone more. She is it for him.” But does she feel the same way? Guess time will tell!