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Whether it's a baby bump; a big ol' booty or some bodacious tatas, there's no shortage of lovely lady lumps in the Kardashian klan!

Kim and Khloe had their curves on full display Tuesday, as they headed to the studio for some Keeping Up With the Kardashian shoots. Hey, these girls have real jobs, people! Don't think they just put on makeup, paint their nails and go nowhere ... they go to WERK!

That's not their only job, though; they get their hands dirty with the occasional paid social media post. In fact, Kim recently Instagramed a promotion for the morning sickness pill, Diclegis, and undoubtedly pocketed some a pretty penny. But the Food and Drug Administration is NOT happy!

Kim posted the ad last month and has since removed it (screen capture below), after the FDA cited the company for Kim's post not correctly stating health risks and side effects. So what can she do to make good? The Administration says Kim will have to post a photo retraction. We're guessing her nude pregnancy pic yesterday wasn't that ...

We're not sure who's dumber - Ben Affleck or his former nanny, Christine Ouzounian. There are SO many reason we think both of them are pretty stupid, but here's the latest bit of evidence that makes us think they both had that self-destructive desire to get caught: Ms. Nanny-to-the-Stars posted a photo on Instagram of herself on a private jet, wearing New England Patriots QB Tom Brady's Super Bowl rings.

Isn't that alarmingly dumb?!

So here's how the story goes: Ben jets outta the Bahamas after probably trying to salvage his marriage to Jennifer Garner (they hadn't yet filed for divorce), and heads to Vegas on June 27 for a poker tournament (let's not forget, he's a recovering gambling addict). Genius decides to have the nanny fly along with him -- because of course, little boy Ben needed someone to watch after him to keep him out of trouble. Oh, oops! Ms. Nanny-to-the-Stars IS trouble!

Girlfriend hopped a private jet (because who ever says no to Ben Affleck and a private jet), they stop to pick up the super-hot hubby of supermodel Gisele Bundchen, Tom Brady, and they all go on their marry way to Sin City. During their mile-high experience, Ouzounian decides to put on every single one of Brady's Super Bowl rings and pose for a photo. Two questions: 1) Who the hell shot the photo? and 2) Why does Tom travel with his rings?

She proceeds to post the pic on her private Instagram but of course, we all know that ANY and ALL of our Instagram followers would probably sell US out for a fast buck, if we somehow became romantically involved with a famous actor and started posting incrimination photos to our account. So yeah, someone sold her out and sent a screen shot to the New York Post and there you have the makings of Nannygate Scandal #2. We think there's gonna be a three-peat and maybe a prequel and maybe a fourth sequel. Heck, this thing could drag on as long as War And Peace!

So then Ben flies back to the Bahamas on June 29 and the couple announces their divorce June 30. #LastStraw

It's hard to believe she's had three kids!

Kourtney Kardashian opted to show off her rock hard abs in a crop top today in L.A. as she headed to the studio to do some work on the family reality show, and her ex Scott Disick has got to be kicking himself right about now! The eldest K sister gave birth to son Reign back in December, and since then she's lost all the pregnancy weight and then some. This is the best she's ever looked!

There are rumors that the mother-of-three regrets pulling the plug on her nine year relationship and is contemplating taking back her cheating baby daddy, and if that's true, it sounds like The Lord is down for that plan!

"He's trying to get his life together and that includes getting his family back. He's hoping he and Kourtney can put this behind them. He knows it won't be easy. At the very least, he wants to be friends again. He can't believe how quickly this spiraled. He always thought he could keep it together, until he couldn't," a source dished to E! News. "He knows he has to prove himself to Kourtney. He needs to show her he can be an adult. That's all she wants. She knows he likes to party, but she wants an adult who will be there for her and the family every day," the source added.

They say looking good is the best revenge, and we'd say she's nailing it!

We are getting really sick of this story ... Can't these two just try to put their differences aside for their kids?!

On Tuesday, a New York judge ordered former Gossip Girl actress to return her two children Hermes, 8, and daughter Helena, 6, back to their father in Monaco.

The 46-year-old was forced to send her children off to thee airport with their paternal grandmother. The order comes after Rutherford refused to send her children back to their father, German businessman Daniel Giersch, last week. On Friday, the actress released a statement saying she had no plans to let her children leave United States, arguing that both California and New York courts both said they don't have jurisdiction over the matter so there's no US state who can force her to return the children.

But a judge clearly didn't agree with her rationale. Both Rutherford and Giersch's legal teams appeared at the Manhattan Supreme Court this morning. Apparently the sides couldn't even agree on whether or not the children should be present for the hearing. Us Weekly says that Rutherford was late and did not bring the children, which upset the judge. However, the children were close by and after the ruling were handed off promptly.

We're glad that these parents are using their children as ping pong balls instead of letting them be kids.

☺️ GONE

A photo posted by King Kylie (@kyliejenner) on Aug 10, 2015 at 8:22pm PDT

Rough life she leads!

Kylie Jenner pulled up on the runway in her brand new white Ferrari to catch a flight on a private plane, and naturally the reality star wanted to show off her extravagant lifestyle, so she posted the above photo to her Instagram account.

The 18-year-old was showered with gifts by her friends and family! She got a pricey Birkin from someone in the Kardashian clan, and her rapper beau bought her this pricey ride and presented it to her after her birthday party at Bootsy Bellows on Sunday night.

We wonder where she was off to? The E! starlet is hosting a beach party at a club in Montreal this coming Sunday, but we bet she and King Gold Chains wanted to slip away for a quick romantic vacay beforehand!

Leonardo DiCaprio has something to celebrate.

The actor just won his court case against Oops! magazine for reporting that he'd impregnated Rihanna and subsequently told the singer that he did not want to keep the baby.

In June, the Wolf of Wall Street actor sued the publication for the maximum compensation that French law allows, $20,000 in damages plus legal fees, and demanded that it retract the May cover story which featured pictures of Rihanna and Leo with the headline, "Rihanna Pregnant With Leonardo's Baby: He Doesn't Want The Baby."

Leo was not awarded the full amount however he did win just over $8,800 - in damages and legal fees.

That's basically a night on town for the party boy -- but a victory is a victory.

Not everyone is taking the win lying down. Check out the hilarious press release that Oops! Owner Frederic Truskolaski sent out earlier today:

As the owner of the magazine, I was expecting this decision since any celebrity suing in France for private life violation is condemned.

That being said, we do not think that this is a big victory for him.

After our magazine investigated a little on him, I can say that DiCaprio is for me a true pervert.

He keeps going out with 18 -19 years old girls all the time, he sexually harasses girls that do not want to go to bed with him like Cara Delevingne. We even found that an Ex Miss France Elodie Gossuin has been harassed by him in the past for not sleeping with him.

But more important and dramaticaly, it was by his fault that Andrew Stern commited suicide when he seduced his wife Katie Cleary.

I would say in conclusion that while his lawyer says to french medias (not americans) that Leonardo Dicaprio will not let anybody speaks about his private life anymore, he should see a therapist for what he is doing and what he did. (sic)"

Truskolaski probably should have spell checked that email before he sent it wide -- but either way, we like his panache! Viva la France!

My heart is shattered. My best friend, my soul mate, my partner in crime & creativity, the LOVE & LIGHT of my life is no longer with me. All the love that has been sent to me is giving me the strength to get through this. I know that he is so so happy that I was safely rescued. Let us honor & celebrate this beautiful soul & keep following the light.

A photo posted by @talilennox on Aug 10, 2015 at 4:16pm PDT

Annie Lennox's model/artist daughter Tali Lennox posted a moving tribute via Instagram to her boyfriend, Ian Jones, who went missing in a kayaking accident three days ago and is presumed dead.

On Monday, authorities announced they'd recovered a unidentified body from the Hudson River, but the Dutchess County Sheriff's Office told People there was a "strong possibility" that it was the 32-year-old.

While there's been no official statement, Lennox's heartfelt Instagram post has all but confirmed the model/artist's death.

On Saturday morning, the couple went kayaking and their boat overturned, said Capt. John Watterson of the Dutchess County Sheriff's Office. Unfortunately the two were not wearing life preservers when they fell into the water, Watterson said.

Jones' mother, Sherron Jones, said the two, who had been dating for two years, had been up all night attending a party at the River-front mansion of hotelier André Balazs when they impulsively decided to take a two-seater kayak on the Hudson early in the AM.

Authorities say alcohol may have been a contributing factor however, his mother insists the photographer had been sober for four years.

"He gave his life to AA," she said. "He was not drinking. He only drank water. He was so strong and healthy."

What a sad story ...

Slam! Just when TMZ thought they were safe, former Clippers owner Donald Sterling has hit the gossip site with a lawsuit claiming violation of privacy for the "illicitly" recorded conversation Sterling had with former friend V Stiviano, who is also named in the suit.

Back in 2013, Stiviano "surreptitiously" recorded a phone conversation with Sterling that she or an associate eventually leaked to TMZ, according to the filing. TMZ published the recordings April 25 the following year and the story made headlines, with Sterling scolding Stiviano for associating with African-Americans.

The publication of Sterling's rant led to the NBA issuing a $2.5 fine, the group banning Sterling for life and the eventual forced sale of the team. Sterling also ended up divorcing his wife Shelly last week before the couple's 60th anniversary.

The lawsuit contends TMZ's publication of the recordings lead to damage on a "scale of unparalleled and unprecedented magnitude." We're assuming Donald's seeking damages from TMZ and parent company Warner Bros of an "unprecedented magnitude" as well!

And that's not all TMZ and WB has to worry about ... The New Yorker is planning an expose to end all exposes, according to The Hollywood Reporter. The piece will reveal some of TMZ's sources, the organization's news gathering tactics which some say are hyper-unethical, and it may reveal the practice of paying for stories which would, undoubtedly, upset WB bosses. Nicholas Schmidle, who previously wrote "Getting Bin Laden," the mag's retelling of the plot to kill the notorious Al Queda leader, reported the story for over a year and, apparently, dug up LOTS of dirt. Guaranteed this issue will be on the desk of every publicist, agent and talent manager in Hollywood!

As one report on TMZ's troubles put it, "Turnabout is fair play." In other words, payback's a bitch!